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insp. MissHiraeth98

Ruthie: Are you ready to commit? 

Jamie: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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Jamie: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake? 

Ruthie: Aww- 

Jamie: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

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Jamie: We have a problem. 

Ruthie: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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Ruthie: I fell— 

Jamie: From heaven? 

Ruthie: No, I literally fell— 

Jamie: In love with me the moment you saw me? 

Ruthie: MY ARM IS BROKEN! 

Jamie: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

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Jamie: Sorry I'm late, I was doing things. 

Ruthie: Hi, I'm 'things'.

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Jamie: I think I'm falling for you. 

Ruthie: Then get up.

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Ruthie: Jamie, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day? 

Jamie: It... It didn't take me the whole day...

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Jamie: Can you cut me some slack, Ruthie? I'm sort of in love. 

Ruthie: I'm sorry, but that's really not my problem. 

Jamie: I'm in love with you. 

Ruthie: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

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Ruthie: Why did you leave Wrestlemania on for the cats? 

Jamie: They need to learn how to protect us.

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Ruthie: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee. 

Jamie: If I was married to you I'd drink it.

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Ruthie: Hey Jamie, I've got an idea for how to solve this. 

Jamie, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah? 

Ruthie: Wh- No! That's not the idea, Jamie!

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Ruthie: *sees someone doing something stupid* 

Ruthie: What an idiot. 

Ruthie: *realizes it's Jamie* 

Ruthie: Wait, that's MY idiot!

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Teacher: Your child was in a fight. 

Ruthie: Oh no, that's terrible! 

Jamie: Did they win?

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Jamie: *shatters a window and climbs through it* 

Jamie: *turns around and helps Ruthie through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Ruthie.

Ruthie: Okay.

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Ruthie: Jamie, no. 

Jamie: Jamie, yes.

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Jamie: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me? 

Ruthie: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? 

Jamie: Yes. 

Ruthie: I'd sleep.

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Ruthie: Remember, Jamie, don't do anything I wouldn't do. 

Jamie: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.