Charlie sat down on the couch with tears streaming down her face. She totally blew her interview and no one is taking her idea of rehabilitating sinners seriously. Vaggie, Charlie's girlfriend, did her best to comfort her while Angel Dust was sucking on his melted popsicle. They all heard a knock on the door.

"I'll get it," Angel said

"Angel!" Violet exclaimed with her arms in the air, very happy to see her friend.

"Holy shit, Violet?!" Angel exclaimed as his eyes widened in surprise, as Violet pulled him in for a hug. "What are you doing here?"

"I'm here to help." Violet said as she entered

"Wait really? I thought you never wanted to see my face again." Charlie said

"Well... I know I said some words but you know it's been years since we last saw each other and I've totally moved on from it." Violet said

"So, you're taking my offer!" Charlie beamed

Charlie quickly leaned down and pulled Violet into a bone-crushing hug, "Thank you. Thank you. Thank you!"

"Charlie. Choking. Not breathing." Violet gasped.

"Sorry." Charlie said and immediately let go of her, Charlie gasped. "Let me show you around!"

Soon, there was another knock on the door. "Were you expecting someone else?" Violet asked her sister.

"No." Charlie answered

Charlie contemplates on whether or not to open the door but decides to open it anyway.

The mysterious figure can be seen standing before her and Charlie, knowing who he is, reacts with extreme shock.

"Hel-" Alastor gets the door slammed in front of him, Charlie looks to the side for a brief moment before opening the door again, "-lo!"

Charlie slams the door in front of his face once more, "Hey, Vaggie? Violet?"

"What?" Vaggie/Violet asked

"The Radio Demon is at the door!" Charlie said, pointing at the door

"What?!" they shouted, Vaggie's more in shock while Violet's more in amazement.

"What should I do?!" Charlie asked

"Uh, well- Don't let him in!" Vaggie said

Charlie decides to disregard Vaggie's advice once more and opens the door for Alastor.

"May I speak now?" Alastor asked

"You may..." Charlie said

Alastor held his hand out and shook hers. "Alastor. Pleasure to be meeting you, sweetheart! Quite the pleasure!" Violet had an open mouth smile while her hands rested against her cheeks. Vaggie was already giving Alastor a suspicious glare while Angel continued eating his popsicle. Alastor let himself in. "Excuse my sudden visit, but I saw your fiasco on a picture show, and I just couldn't resist! What a performance! Why, I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929!"

Vaggie holds a harpoon towards his chest, "Stop right there, cabrón hijo de perra (bastard son of a bitch)! I know your game and I'm not gonna let you hurt anyone here, you pompous cheesy talk show shitlord!"

Alastor used his fingers to move the harpoon away from him and said, "Dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here..." His radio voice turned a demonic static as he tilted his head to the side. Alastors eyes shifted to a radio dial while the air grew heavier and everything seemed like it was glitching. "I would've done so already."

Charlie and Vaggie stared at him in fear, but the only one that seemed excited was Violet. Her mouth dropped again as she looked at the radio demon in amazement.

"That was so cool." Violet said in amazement

"No! I'm here because I want to help!" Alastor said

"Say what, now?" Charlie asked

Alastor repeats himself, "Help! Hahaha, hello? Is this thing on?" He taps on his mic, "Testing, testing!"

Alastor's Mic opens its eye, "Well, I heard you loud and clear!"

"Um, you want to help? With...?" Charlie asked

Alastor teleports behind the two with his shadow, "This ridiculous thing you're trying to do! This hotel! I want to help you run it." He said

"Buuut... why?"

"Hahaha, why does anyone do anything? Sheer, absolute boredom! I've lacked inspiration for decades. My work became mundane, lacking focus," He shoves Vaggie and Kori, "aimless! I've come to crave a new form of entertainment! Hahaha!"

"Does getting into a fistfight with a reporter count as entertainment...?" Charlie asked

"Hahaha! It's the purest kind, my dear: Reality! True passion! After all, the world is a stage and the stage is a world of entertainment." Alastor said

"So, does this mean you think it's possible to rehabilitate a demon?" Charlie asked

Alastor scoffed and waved his hand, "Of course not! That's wacky nonsense! Redemption, oh the non-existent humanity!" He shook his head, "No no no no, I don't think there's anything left that could save such loathsome sinners!" Alastor glanced at Vaggie, Angel Dust and Kori. "The chance given was the life they lived before, the punishment is this! There is no undoing what is done!"

"So, then. Why do you wanna help me if you don't believe in my cause?" Charlie asked

"Consider it an investment in ongoing entertainment for myself!", Alastor said, as he pulls Kori close to him and twirls her around. "I want to watch the scum of the world struggle to climb up the hill of betterment only to repeatedly trip and tumble down to the fiery pit of failure!"Alastor continued.

"Riiiight." Charlie said as she removed his hand from her back

Alastor nodded, "Yes, indeed-y!" He dragged Charlie deeper into the lobby, "I see big things coming your way and who better to help you than I?"

"Uh, so... uh, what's the deal with Smiles over there?" Angel asked

"Wait, you've never heard of him before? You've been here longer than me!" Vaggie said

Angel shrugs cluelessly

"The Radio Demon. One of the most powerful beings Hell has ever seen?" Violet said

Angel shrugs a second time, "Eh, not big on politics."

Violet begins "You see, decades ago, Alastor manifested in Hell. Seemingly overnight, he began to topple Overlords who have been dominant for centuries. That kind of raw power had never been harnessed by a mortal soul before. Then, he broadcast his carnage all throughout Hell just so everyone could witness his ability. Denizens of Hell started calling him 'The Radio Demon' as lazy as that is."

Vaggie continues: Many have speculated what unimaginable force enabled him to rival our world's most ancient and destructive evils. But one thing's for sure: He's an unpredictable source of danger, a wicked spirit of mystery, and a violent monster of chaos, the likes of which we can't risk getting involved with unless we want to end up erased!

"You two done?" Angel laughs dryly, "He looks like a strawberry pimp."

"Well, I don't trust him!" Vaggie said

"To be fair, do you trust any man? Any men? Men?" Angel asked

"He's gotta point, Vags." Violet said

Vaggie grabs Charlie by the shoulder, "Charlie, listen to me. You can't believe this creep! He isn't just a happy face! He's a deal-maker! Pure evil! He can't be redeemed! ...And is most likely looking for a way to destroy everything we're trying to do!"

"I..." Charlie sighs, "we don't know that! Look, I know he's bad, and I know he probably doesn't wanna change, but the whole point of this is to give people a chance!"

Alastor inspects a portrait of the royal family.

"To have faith things will be better! How can I turn someone away? I can't. It goes against everything I'm trying to do. Everything I believe in." She puts her hands on Vaggie's shoulders, "Just... trust me. I can take care of myself!"

"Charlie, whatever you do, do not make a deal with him!" Vaggie pleaded

Alastor makes a gesture with his hand, seemingly focusing on Vaggie.

"Don't worry, I picked up one thing from my dad!" She imitates her dad's voice, "You don't take shit from other demons!"" She walks off to where Alastor is

"Okay, so, Al. You're sketchy as fuck and you clearly see what I'm trying to do here as a joke." As Charlie turns away, glowing red symbols start to appear beside Alastor which quickly disappear after Charlie turns back to Alastor. "But, I don't. I think everyone deserves a chance to prove they can be better. So, I'm taking your offer to help. On the condition that there be no...tricks or voodoo strings attached." Charlie makes gestures with her hands

Alastor rolls his eyes at that last statement, "So, it's a deal, then?" He asked

He twirls his mic staff and presents his hand for a handshake as green energy bursts throughout the hotel.

Charlie refused his handshake, "Nope! No shaking! No deals! I... hmm..."

"I got this sis," Violet said and she walked up to Alastor, "As the eldest princess of Hell and heir to the throne, I, uh, hereby order that you help with this hotel. For as long as you desire."

A howling wolf can be heard in the background as Charlie looks over to Vaggie for approval and looks at Violet scared but she puts on a brave face.

"Sound fair?" Violet asked as she smiled

Alastor rubs his chin, "Hmm..." He retracts his mic staff, "Fair enough!"

Charlie sighs in relief, "Cool beans."

"Hmm hm hmm hmm..." Alastor continues to hum while looking around as he stops in front of Vaggie, "Smile, my dear!" He tickles the underside of her chin, "You know you're never fully dressed without one!" He Walks away as he continues humming, "So where is your hotel staff?"

"Uh, well-" Charlie gestures to Vaggie who's staring at Alastor dead in the eyes.

Alastor adjusts monocle, "Ohohoho, you're going to need more than that." He walks towards Angel Dust, "And what can you do, my effeminate fellow?"

"I can suck your dick!" Angel said

Alastor froze for a second, with wide eyes and a wide smile on his face, until he was able to respond, "HAH! No."

"Your loss." Angel scoffed

"I don't work here but I'll be here for support and help give ideas." Violet said

"Well, this just won't do!" He takes out his mic staff, "I suppose I can cash in a few favors to liven things up." Alastor snaps his finger, a new fireplace has replaced the hotel's worn down one as he approaches it and picks up the mysterious figure covered in soot, which then opens its eye and stares at the trio behind him.

Niffty poofs off the soot from her body.

"This little darling is Niffty!" Alastor said

Niffty drops to the floor, unaffected, "Hi, I'm Niffty! It's nice to meet you! It's been a while since I've made new friends!" She eyes the four. "

Why're you all women?" She lifts Charlie with no effort, "Are there any men here?!" She puts Charlie down, "I'm sorry, that's rude." Niffty looks around, "Oooh, man! This place is filthy! It really needs a lady's touch!" She grabs a spider and crushes it. "Which is weird because you're all ladies, no offense."

Niffty stared offscreen as she takes out a feather duster, "Oh, my gosh! This is awful!" She speeds cleans throughout the hotel, "Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!" She spots a cockroach and stabs it with a sewing pin, "Nope!"

The four stare at Niffty, as a voice coming from an unknown cat demon can be heard nearby. Husk laid his cards down the table.

"Hah! Read 'em and weep, boys! Full Ho..." Husk said, until demonic illusions and voices distort the surroundings temporarily. "...tel? What the fuck is this?" Husk asked, upset and angry.

"Ah, Husker, my good friend! Glad you could make it!"

"Don't you "Husker" me, you son of a bitch! I was about to win the whole damn pot!" Husk yelled angrily as the jackpot disappears into nothingness

"Good to see you too!" Alastor said

Husk facepalms angrily, "What the hell do you want with me this time...?"

Alastor threw his arm around Husk's shoulders, "My friend, I am doing some charity work so I took it upon myself to volunteer your services! I hope that's okay."

"Are you shittin' me?!" Husk asked

"Hmm... No, I don't think so!"

Husk angrily pushed the red-themed deer demon away and shouted, "You thought it'd be some kind of big fucking riot just to pull me out of nowhere?! You think I'm some kind of fucking clown?!"

"Maybe!" Alastor answered with a humored smile.

"I ain't doing no fucking charity job." Husk said

"Well, I figured you would be the perfect face to man the front desk of this fine establishment!" Alastor answered, showing the new bar and reception desk, "With your charming smile and welcoming energy, this job was made for you!" He walked over to the bar, "Don't worry my friend, I can make this more welcoming!" He waved his hand and a green bottle, labelled 'Cheep Booze' appeared, "If you wish..."

Husk looked at the bottle and frowned at Alastor, "What? You think you can buy me with a wink and some cheap booze?!" He took the bottle, "Well, you can!" He entered the back of the bar and drank a bottle of cheap booze.

"Hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! No! No bar, no alcohol! This is supposed to be a place that discourages sin! Not some kind of mouth...brothel...man cave!" Vaggie begins

Angel Dust tackled her into the nearest couch, "SHUT UP! SHUT! UP! We are keeping this!" Then he turned to Husk and flirted a smile, "Hey~"

"Go fuck yourself." Husk said

Angel Dust holds Husk's face, "Only if you watch me!"

"Oh, my gosh! Welcome to The Happy Hotel! You are going to love it here!" Charlie said as she tries to go for a handshake

Husk reaches for his booze, "I lost the ability to love years ago." He continues to down his booze.

"So, whaddaya think?" Alastor said

"This is amazing!" Charlie rubs her cheeks excitedly

"Not bad." Violet said

"It's... okay." Vaggie said as she crossed her arms

Alastor reels the two towards him, "Hahaha! This is going to be very entertaining!"

He then lets go of Vaggie and summons a fireball, launching it to the hotel ceiling just so he could distract Charlie fast enough for him to shove Vaggie offscreen. He dresses himself in a tux and matching top hat.

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The hotel door explodes, ending the music and knocking Niffty offscreen. Charlie, Violet, Alastor, Angel Dust, and Vaggie look outside.

The hotel door explodes, knocking Niffty offscreen as Charlie, Alastor, Kori, Angel Dust, and Vaggie look outside.

Sir Pentious' warship has made an appearance outside the hotel, "Hah! Well, well, well. Look who it is harboring the striped freak! We meet yet again, Alastor and Violet!" Sir Pentious said

"Do we know you?" Violet and Alastor asked

Sir Pentious frowned and slithered into his warship, "Oh, yes you do! And this time, I have the element of... SURPRISE!" From the bottom of his ship, a large cannon appeared and started charging. Sir Pentious laughed, "I'm so evil!"

Alastor snapped his fingers, and an otherworldly portal appeared below the warship, and tendrils of shadows emerged from the portal and wrapped themselves around the warship. Alastor balled his hand into a tight fist, and the tendrils tightened their grasp until the ship exploded. Alastor smiled in satisfaction while the rest of us stared in shock and horror.

Alastor breaks the tension, "...Well, I'm starved! Who wants some Jambalaya? My mother once showed me a wonderful recipe for Jambalaya. In fact, it nearly killed her! Hahaha! You could say the kick was right out of Hell! Ohoho, I'm on a roll! Yes, sir! This is the start of some real changes down here! The game is set! Now..."

Alastor uses his magic for the last time in the episode to change the sign atop the hotel from "Happy Hotel" to "Hazbin Hotel".

"...Stay tuned. Hahaha...!" Alastor said sinister