All the I.M.P employees were sitting in the meeting room, Blitzø talking up-front, Loona on her phone, Violet listening to her music, and Moxxie and Millie just watching, sitting across from Loona and Violet.

"Alright, now I know business has been a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here. Moxxie." Blitzo quickly said, making Moxxie give a confused and offended look. "Now does anyone have any bright ideas on how we can get business drumming up again?"

"What about a car wash?" Millie asked as her eyes sparkled

"This is hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being cleaned here, okay?" Blitzø stated, "Ooh, what about a billboard?" He waves his hands with an enthusiastic flair as sparkles fly out.

"We can't afford a billboard, sir." Moxxie said, rolling his eyes.

Blitzo wraps his arm over Moxxie's shoulder, "Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now." He then pushes Moxxie away, "Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?"

Blitzo turns on a TV and Blitzo whacks a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Loona swings a man back and forth in her mouth, Violet snaps a man's neck, and Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon and laughs.

As Blitzo shows the tv everyone but Moxxie is eating popcorn. "Ahh, those were the good times." Blitzo said

"I don't need any reminding, sir. Considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel... nobody watches." Moxxie said

"Uh, hey. Excuse me? What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!" Blitzo said

"People love musicals, sir." Millie said

"Exactly, Millie! And we're basically doin' a musical." Blitzo does jazz hands, "Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did?"

"Sir–"

"'Cause, right now? All I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside." Blitzo said

"Who the fuck cares Blitzo." Violet said

"Are you tryin' to crush his dreams, Moxxie?" Millie teased

"I-- What?"

"I thought I knew you." Millie playfully sticks her tongue out at him as Moxxie blushes and rolls his eyes affectionately.

"I can't believe you, Moxxie!" Blitzo tearfully holds up a plaque with Moxxie's picture on it, "After I made you employee of the month!"

"Okay, sir! I'm sorry; a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theatre. Nobody actually likes the jingles!" Moxxie said

"I liked it." Millie said

"Do not–" Moxxie points at Millie, "Do not agree with him in front of me!"

The IMP Commercial

"Hi, there! I'm Blitzø! The "O" is silent, and I'm the founder of I.M.P.!" the boss gestures to the logo before two pictures appear beside him, "Are you a piece of shit that got yourself sent to hell or are you an innocent soul who got FUCKED over by someone else?!"

A demon guy wearing an Ohio sports jersey was giving a testimonial while Blitzø was holding a cardboard sign that read, "Some guy who hired us!!"

"After lovingly killing my wife for FUCKING A DELIVERY MAN, you can imagine my surprise when I wound up here, after the state of Ohio killed me. I really wish I could stick it to that YAPPY JOGGER who saw me hiding the body." Demon guy said

Blitzo is speaking to the camera and holding a grimoire, while Moxxie and Millie are arranging lit candles on the floor in a pentagram. While he speaks, his eyes narrow as he does a magical gesture with his hand and a flaming portal appears on the floor. Moxxie, Violet, and Millie run off in surprise. He tosses the grimoire aways as he walks up to the portal.

"Well, luckily for you. Thanks to our company's special access to the living world, we can help you take care of your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screwed you over when you were alive!" Blitzo said, and falls backwards into the portal

♫ When you want somebody gone, ♫

A dead body falls near the person as they notice and look up.

♫ and you don't want to wait too long ♫

Moxxie, Blitzo, Violet, and Millie are shown in a circle logo.

♫ Call the Immediate Murder Professionals! ♫

Blitzo, Moxxie, Violet, and Millie are inside of their building and Moxxie throws a grenade out the window. The squad covers where their ears would be as an explosion goes off. A severed arm goes flying.

♫ Hand grenade or cyanide, ♫

Blitzo is shown hanging someone with a rope as Millie finishes writing a suicide note.

♫ We'll make it look like suicide ♫

Blitzo is electrocuting someone, Violet is bashing someone's head in with a giant hammer, Millie is hitting someone on the head with a mace, and Moxxie is shown strangling someone.

♫ The Immediate Murder Professionals! ♫

Blitzo creates a portal to the living world in a wall, then jumps through it. He is followed by Millie, Violet, and then Moxxie, who trips over the grimoire and falls into the portal.

♫ We do our job so well, ♫

The squad come up through the other end of the portal and adjust themselves.

♫ Because, we come straight out from Hell! ♫

The four come up through the other end, adjusting themselves before frowning at where they are. They appeared at a church where a female preacher and the other people looked at them.

Millie and Violet are struggling to remove a knife from a naked couple who are in 69 position, while Moxxie tries to look away, and Blitzo examines a pair of panties.

♫ We'll kill your husband or your wife ♫

Blitzo stabs someone tied to a chair repeatedly in the head while sporting a goofy expression.

♫ We'll even let you keep the knife ♫

The four demons each killed their targets in many different ways, including a medieval torture chamber, a shark, burning someone alive, suffocating someone with a pillow, playing a grand piano after it crushed somebody, and using an electric chair.

In the final scene, the trio are hiding in a bush in a park and Moxxie is about to shoot a blonde woman looking at her phone from behind.

♫ We're the Immediaaaaate... Murderrrrrr... Profession-- ♫

Moxxie accidentally shoots a boy when he was supposed to kill a blonde woman. He looks on in shock as the other three imps look in shock.

The boy is wheeled in on a hospital bed by a doctor, a pink-haired nurse, and a blue-haired nurse.

"Doctor, he's not responding!" The Pink Haired Nurse said

"Cool water, stat!" Blue Haired Nurse said

The pink-haired nurse whacks the boy in the face with a bucket of water, doing nothing but leaving a large welt on his face.

"It didn't do anything!"

"Damn it! I'm not losing another one!" The doctor said as he and the nurses had their defibrillator paddles over the boy, "Clear!"

They all zap the kid and he wakes up. The kid gasps. Doctor said, "Holy shit, it actually worked."

Blitzo, Millie, and Moxxie are waiting outside the boy's hospital room. Blitzo is reading a magazine, Violet is listening to her music, while Millie comforts Moxxie, who looks devastated. The doctor comes out of the room.

"He appears to be in stable condition, but he'll need surgery. Now what insurance provider do you freaks have?" The doctor asked.

"The fuck is insurance?" Blitzo and Violet asked

The window breaks and the boy's hospital bed flies out. The boy is unconscious in the bed, while Violet, Millie, Moxxie, and Blitzo are holding on for dear life as they plummet to the ground.

♫ Kids die for freeeeeee! ♫

Millie and Moxxie are sitting across from Violet and Loona, who has her feet up and is watching a video on her phone of Moxxie getting hurt.

"I'd like to go on record and say that incident was Loona's fault. Dispatch is supposed to give us the right info on the target." Moxxie called out, "It's very simple."

"Oh, sit on a dick, Moxxie." Loona said, not looking up from her phone

"YOU sit! Sit on... a... and the... d-- DO YOUR JOB!!" Moxxie said, slamming his hands on the table

"Wow. You're really not good at comeback, aren't you?" Violet asked

"Hey, now we don't blame our screw ups on Loona, okay?" Blitzo hugs and nuzzles Loona, who appears to not like his affection, "She didn't do anything wrong!"

"...Are you kidding me, sir? She's awful!" Moxxie said

(Flashback 1)

Loona is at her desk, reading a magazine called "Hellhound Monthly". Her desk phone rings with the sound of a cute puppy barking as the ringtone. Loona answers.

"Hello, I.M.P." Loona said, not looking up from her magazine

"Loona, I got stabbed! Call Mox–" Millie said, panicking

Loona suddenly hangs up, disinterested in the conversation.

(Flashback 2)

Next, Loona is in Blitzo's office as he presents her with a gift.

"Happy Adoption Anniversary, Loonie! I got you a little somethin'." Blitzo said, holding a gift in his hands

"Is it a cure for syphilis?" Loona asked

"I... Oh..." Blitzo said, nervously

Loona snatches the present, "THEN, I DON'T WANT IT!" she angrily slams it on the floor.

A large swarm of spiders suddenly emerge, "UGHHH!" Loona said as the spiders swarm up to her neck.

"I'm sorry! It was spiders!" Blitzo said, from another room

"Goddammit." Loona said, annoyed

(Flashback 3)

Loona is then shown at her desk, watching an online video of Charlie Magne performing "Inside of Every Demon is a Rainbow"

"Um, e- excuse me. Did you just fax me an ad for weight loss?" Moxxie approaches her with a flier for "Chub B Gone".

"No." Loona said

"Wha-- Why- Why would anyone send me this?" Moxxie said, looking at the flier

"C'mon..." Loona looks up from her computer, "You know why." She said

(Flashback 4)

Loona rummaging through the break room fridge.

"Whoever left the fucking... avocado salad in the fridge, I'm taking it, because I have the worst hangover right now!" Loona said, rummaging through the break room fridge.

She rips off the lid and drinks the salad.

"Why would you drink on a work night?" Millie asked

"I'm hungover from this morning, dumbass!" Loona said, as she stopped drinking the salad.

Moxxie enters the room and notices Loona with his box, "Isn't that my lunch?" He asked

"Y'know what?! I can't take this assault right now!" Loona said, dropping the box. "I need to blow off some-fucking steam!" She kicks the box at Moxxie, knocking him out of the room and surprising Millie.

Loona runs out of the break room and out into the street, "AAAAAAAAAAH!" She screamed

Loona runs up to a succubus lady passing by on the other side of the street, pushing her baby in a stroller. Loona kicks the stroller high into the air and storms off, while the demon lady stands there in disbelief.

(Flashback 5)

Loona is at her desk, telling Violet about a caller.

"Vi! That clingy, rich asshole is on the phone! Says it's urgent and wants to talk to you! Sounds a little DTF-y." She said

Blitzo, Violet and Moxxie standing by a water cooler. "Oh, GOD, it was one time!" Violet said and she crossed her arms, "If I hadn't slept with that privileged asshole, none of us would have access to the living world."

"This is your fault, Blitzo." Violet said, turning to him.

"How is this my fault?" Blitzo asked

"Stolas and I were just fine being friends until you made me sleep for his stupid book." Violet said

"Hey it was our only way to get access to the living world and if I recall you didn't say no." Blitzo smirked

"Ugh, whatever." Violet said

" ...Vi did what?" Moxxie asked in shock

(Flashback)

Stolas sleeping naked in bed. He is hooting like an owl and there are feathers everywhere. Violet, who is partially nude, along with Blitzo and they walk away quietly with the grimoire in their hand.

"Got the booook, got the booook! We got this fuckin' heavy book!" Blitzo said

"You so owe me for this." Violet said

Blitzo and Violet reach Stolas' balcony and lays the grimoire on the ledge. Grunting, they attempt to step up on the ledge using the grimoire. Instead, the combined weight sends them along with the grimoire falling forward off of the balcony.

"Oh- Oh, SHIT!!" Blitzo and Violet yelled as they fell

The duo land on the cake that Stolas' wife and her friends are having, splattering pieces of it all over them.

"Sorry, she fucked your husband." Blitzo said, pointing at Violet

"What the fuck, Blitzo?!" Violet yelled

End of Flashback

"VIOLET!" Loona yelled

"I HEARD YOU ALREA--!" Violet yelled

Violet and Blitzo are now in their office, talking with Stolas, and playing with a bobblehead of Moxxie.

"Sooooo, what can I do you for this time, Stolas?" Violet asked

Stolas is talking on his phone from a fancy mansion, "There's a political candidate causing trouble up on Earth for a few of my associates. He's trying to convince people global warming exists!" He said

"Doesn't it?" Blitzo asked

"Well... yes. But, more people die if nothing is done about it. And it gets lonely here~" Stolas said

"Okay, well. Yeah, that makes sense." Violet

"You know what happens when I'm lonely, Vi-Vi?" Stolas asked

"God-fuckin'-dammit." Violet said as she pulled her phone away.

"Ooh, put it on speaker." Blitzo said, and Violet did.

"When I'm lonely, I become hungry. And when I become hungry, I want to choke on that red {bleeped) of yours... {bleeped) your {bleeped) and lick all of your (bleeped), before taking out your (bleeped), and (bleeped) with more teeth until you're screaming (bleeped) like a FUCKING baby--!" Stolas said

Blitzo, who sees Violet clearly disturbed, grabs her phone and hangs up. He breaks her cellphone in half, smashes it with their desk phone, pulls out a blender, puts the pieces in it, and blends them. Blitzo turns and hands the blender to Loona, who was standing nearby

"Eat this!" Blitzo turns and hands the blender to Loona, who was standing nearby.

Loona drinks the blended cellphone mixture, "And then y'know that bridge over the freeway?" Violet asked

"Yeah?" Loona raises her eyebrow as she says it.

"Shit off it!" Blitzo/Violet said

The flashback ends, and Blitzo is standing by Loona.

"Look, the point is Loona's a valued member of our family, and you don't get rid of family." Blitzo said. Loona looks up from her phone and smiles, touched by Blitzo's words.

"We aren't a family, sir! You are the boss! We are the employees! You treat her like she's some troubled teenager! She's more like a meth-addicted homeless woman you let man the phones!" As Moxxie rants, Loona continues looking at her phone, slowly flipping Moxxie off.

"That is offensive! Without homeless people, I wouldn't have half the joy and laughter I do in this life!" Blitzo puts his face up against the window, cracking the glass, and sees a homeless demon, looking sad and holding up a sign that reads "Monee helps. Satan bless." A succubus is on her cellphone and turns away from the hobo. Blitzo smugly waves at him, before lowering the window blinds.

"While we're on the subject of "family", can you stop finding me and Millie outside of work?" Moxxie asked

"I second that, please stop finding me after work as well." Violet said

"Come on, sweetie! It's not that big a deal!" Millie said

"Excuse me..." Moxxie and Violet at Millie, "WHAT?!" Moxxie/Violet yelled

(Flashback)

Moxxie and Millie preparing dinner in their kitchen, "Honey, can you get me the butter?" Moxxie asked

"Sure, sweetie." Millie said

Millie opens the fridge door and finds Blitzo inside, "Spoiler alert: the butter's spoiled!" Blitzo said, as he handed her the gross, viscous butter.

Millie giggled

"What's funny, honey?" Moxxie asked, as he threw the diced carrots into the soup.

"Really impressive wordplay." Blitzo said

"WHAT THE--?! WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE?!?!" Moxxie yelled

(Flashback 2)

Moxxie and Millie are asleep in bed. Moxxie is tossing and turning as the sound of a cat purring can be heard. Moxxie opens his eyes and sees Blitzo standing on him, looking him right in the eyes.

"Whatcha dreamin' about?" Blitzo said

"I was dreaming my parents were being murdered, but now... I'd like to go back to that." Moxxie said

(Flashback 3)

Moxxie is singing as Millie joins in on some parts.

Moxxie: ♫ Of all the imps in Hell, it's for her that I fell ♫

Millie (joins in): *harmonizing* ♫ It's for him that I fell ♫

Moxxie: ♫ Oh, Millie~ ♫

They close their eyes to kiss, but Moxxie notices Blitzo outside the window holding a camcorder.

"Are you fucking filming us right now?!" Moxxie yelled

(Flashback 4)

Violet is singing in the shower.

Violet: ♫I'm just so enchanted to meet you ♫

She pulls the shower curtain to reach for a towel when a hand reaches out and hands it to her.

"Thank you, Blitzo." Violet said and then she stopped for a second before her eyes widened and pulled at her curtains she saw Blitzo standing outside of shower

"Lovely singing voice you have, Vi." Blitzo said

"GET THE FUCK OUT!" Violet yelled

(Flashback 5)

Violet was asleep in her room, when Ezra called out to her.

"Hey what's wrong my little one?" Violet asked

"Mommy, there's a monster in my closet." Ezra said

"Aww, you probably just had a nightmare my little one." Violet said

"No, mommy it was real." Ezra said

"I'll show you that there are no monsters." Violet said, she walks over to his closet "Don't do it, momma." Ezra pleaded

"See there are no monsters-" but when she opens the door she sees Blitzo standing there.

Everyone lets out a scream

End of Flashback

The scene is now cut to everyone at the boardroom, "Oh relax Vi. If I were there to kill him, he would have never known I was there." Blitzo said

"A thing you told him several times." Violet said glaring at Blitzo as she took a seat next to Moxxie.

"Anyways, just... stop... doing that!" Moxxie said

"I don't see what the issue is!" Blitzo shrugged, "There somethin' you don't want me seein'?"

"No!" Moxxie said as his eye twitched

"You a baby-wiener-haver?" Blitzo asked and this time Loona snicker.

"Ugh, I can't believe I dated you." Violet said, pinching the britches of her nose

"Sir, what you say and how you act is totally INAPPROPRIATE!" Moxxie yelled, getting out of his chair

"Calm down, Mox! You're gonna have another panic attack!" Millie said, putting her hand on his shoulder

"I AM CALM!" Moxxie yelled

Moxxie starts whimpering in anger while looking back at Blitzo, "Shh-shh-shh. There, there." Millie said, comforting him

"Look, I don't judge the boring couple stuff," He motions his hands to imply sexual activity. "you do outside work hours. So, don't... judge me!" Blitzo said

"Oh, I do judge you, sir! Quite a lot, actually!" Moxxie said

"Mox, he's our boss!" Millie said

"No-no-no, it's fine Mills, your husband is just... how do I say this without being offensive?" Blitzo said trying to think

"Retarded." Violet said

"Thank you, Violet." Blitzo said

"Oh come on, Violet." Moxxie said

"Sorry, Moxx." She said

"Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad, single life?" Moxxie asked

"It actually does." Blitzo said

"The only reason you have a wife is because you're easy to manage!" Loona said, glaring at Moxxie

Millie slams her hands against the table, looking at Loona with anger, "No, he's not, you BITCH!" She said, flipping Loona off

Loona growls at Millie.

"Do not talk to my receptionist that way! She's sensitive!" Blitzo said

"Yes, I am!" Loona snapped

"You guys are all fucking assholes." The kid said

Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Violet, and Loona's eyes all widened in surprise. They look at the boy Moxxie accidentally shot earlier. The kid is lying on a table with three wires from a heart monitor attached to his stomach.

"Oh, shut up, kid! You're lucky to witness this!" Violet yelled

"Ugh, this company is such a mess!" Moxxie said, pinching the bridge of his nose

"Alright, let's get back to talking about my outfit." Blitzo said

"Nobody was talking about that!" Loona said

"Which is why I'm tryin' to get that ball rolling. So, how does it look? It's good, right?" Blitzo said

"Nobody cares, Blitzo." Violet said

"It's been a literal hell having to pretend to be paralyzed, so you fuckshits wouldn't kill me! But now, I want that. I want death!" The boy whined before pointing at Biltzo, "You are a selfish, greedy clown. And I'm a kid. We're supposed to like clowns, even the creepy ones!"

"Hey now, that's not very--" Moxxie said before being cut off by the boy, "If I wanted to hear from a spineless jackass, I'd rip out your spine and ask you some shit."

Violet lets out a snicker, causing Moxxie to look at her, "You know I love you Moxx, but he's got a point."

"Hey, that's my husband you're talking to!" Millie said, slamming her hands on the table. The boy laughs, "That's your husband?!" Moxxie and Millie snarl at the boy.

Moxxie and Millie snarl at the boy as he continues, "I figured you and that other girl were a slut, but I didn't know you needed dick that bad!"

The kid pointes at Violet, "If you dated Herpes the clown over here, you must have awful taste in men."

"That's funny I was going to say the same thing about your mother. I bet the hardest thing she's had to do is to convince your dead beat of a father that is if he's alive, that you're his." Violet argued back

The boy points at Loona, "And you!"

"What? What about me?" Loona asked, looking up from her phone

"Nothing. I don't talk to dogs. I'm a cat person." The kid said, crossing his arms.

Everyone stares with their eyes widened at who Loona gives a glare before looking at her phone again.

"Wow. Ah, y'know, kid, you kind of are a piece of shit." Blitzo said

Moxxie, Millie & Violet mutter in agreement" Yeah, after all. He's kind of a piece of shit." Moxxie mumbles.

Loona receives a text message, "Oh, fuck! Guys, I just got a text from our client. Guess he was the right target after all."

"Who?" Blitzo asked. Loona pointed at the boy, "Him."

"Me?" The boy asked, in disbelief. "Yup." Loona smugly said

"They wanted us to kill an actual child?" Violet asked. Loons nodded. Blitzo pulls out his pistol, "Well, look here. There's a god!" He fires it at the kid, killing him instantly.

You know, folks, with this company, I really wanted to prove that we're capable

Everyone is shown stomping on the kid

of doing the same things anyone else can! Like killing people!

Blitzo, Violet, and Moxxie are dismembering the boy's body with a wood saw and a chainsaw respectively

So, from us here at the Immediate Murder Professionals group, we promise to settle your unfinished business or your money...is gone and you're never getting it back and you can write us a bad review, but we'll play dumb to it, because it's hell and no one fucking cares."

The group was near a dumpster putting the boy's body parts in a garbage bag.

"You know, even though this kid was a target, he's still a child. And it's..." Blitzo says, wrapping his tail around them, "important that we handle this going forward respectfully." The group all smile.

The boy's mother tearfully held up a drawing of her son. A male news reporter holds a microphone up to her, looking disinterested. The headline on screen says 'Mom sucks at drawing own kid', while the ticker bar reads

'There is a missing boy! Yet another missing kid!'

"Please! If anyone has seen my little Eddie, please contact us at--" the mother sobs before the boy's body bag suddenly dropped into her arms.

"You're welcome!" Blitzo waved before closing the portal.