{A/N: Skipping to 'Ozzie's since I imagine Violet going with Millie & Loona in 'Truth Seekers', and they don't have a lot of screen time}

Yelling can be heard in the background. Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. She places the bottle on an open page of Stolas's grimoire and rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitzo and Violet walk into the office.

"Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!" Blitzo said

Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth, "I'm still so jazzed up!" She snaps the axe in half and laughs. She then walks over near the rest of the group.

"Well you better stay jazzed," Moxxie grinned as he pointed finger guns, "Babe, because guess where I'm taking you tonight?"

Blitzo smiled, "Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street."

Moxxie stepped from the tree, "Actually sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!"

Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight, "Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!"

"Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while." Moxxie smiled.

"Moxxie!" Millie jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out. Blitzo rolls his eyes. "Ugh, can you two not?"

"I'm sorry, sir. Maybe another time?" Moxxie said

"No, it's fine! I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy." Blitzo said

"Uh, no. The reservation is for us." Moxxie said

"Uh huh!" Blitzo said

"Just us." Moxxie said

"Mhm!" Blitzo said

"Without you there. Explicitly without you there." Moxxie said

"I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all." Blitzo hugs them tightly, "See you lovebugs later!"

He whistles on his way out. Moxxie growls.

"Relax, sweetie, don't let him get to you today. Let's just go home and... clean this blood off." Millie said

"Happy anniversary guys, let me know how it ends." Violet said and she walks out of the door

Moxxie blushes, flustered. She drags her finger down from Moxxie's chest and makes a seductive purring sound.

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"Elevator 666 departing for Lust in 5 minutes." The guy on the intercom said

Moxxie fixes his bowtie as Millie walks over to him, the two wearing formal attire. They both walk off to the elevator together as Ezra and Blitzø peer from behind a pillar.

"Yeah, it's Loona. Whoever you are, go for it." Loona's voicemail said

"Hey, Loonie. Just wanted to let you know I'm not gonna be back home until real late. I got something important tonight." Blitzo said

Blitzo ends the voicemail and smirks.

"Why do I have to be here?" Ezra asked

"Because I spotted your mother wearing a very expensive dress, so we are going to spy on her to see who she's meeting up with." Blitzo explained

"Dude, just say you like my mother. We all know you do." Ezra said

"Is it that obvious?" Blitzo asked

Moxxie and Millie walk into Ozzie's together, Blitzø attempting to walk inside but a bouncer stops him by the tail.

"Woah there, buddy. Got a reservation?" The bouncer asked

"Oh, yeah. I'm with those two." Blitzo lied

"This club is for couples only." The bouncer said

"It's what?" Blitzo asked

"No date, no reservation, no entry." The bouncer said

Blitzo looks up and down at Jesse, and tries to pick up the bouncer as his date, instead, "...Y-you know, *bats eyes* you have really nice eyes, daddy?"

He gets thrown into the lid of a dumpster, then shut inside. Blitzo pops up out of the trash.

"You fucking prude!" Blitzo yelled as he flips him off behind his back

Ezra walks around to where Blitzo is, "I'm sorry about him." Ezra said

"Great so now how the fuck are we going to get inside?" Ezra said

Blitzo gets out, his tail gets caught, and he ends up on top of trash bags. He crosses his arms and smiles.

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Stolas pours some milk into his cereal, groaning as he is sitting at an empty table. He carries his bowl to the couch and covers himself with a blanket, turning the TV on to a show called "Hell-a-Novela" and turning up the volume before slumping down with a sigh.

"Ay, why won't you love me Alejandro?" Gabriella said

"That's a mood, Gabriella." Stolas said as he eats a spoonful of cereal

The telephone rings. Smoke comes out and says "Violet-Darling is calling". Stolas realizes and slightly chokes but then scrambles over to the phone, spilling his bowl and getting stuck in his blanket in the process.

"Helloo? Hello, Violet-Darling?" Stolas asked

"Stolas, hi! Are you busy tonight?" Violet asks, blushing slightly.

"Umm, why do you ask?" Stolas asked

"I was wondering if you... wanna come with me to a club tonight?" Violet asked

"Are you asking me on a date, Vi-Vi?" Stolas asked, blushing and his pupils turn into hearts

"Please don't call me that, but yes, yeah! I, uh, how fast can you get down to the Lust Ring?" Violet asked

"I can be ready in twenty!" Stolas said

"Okay then! I'll see you in 20, Stolas~" Violet trails off in a loving tone, her tail curling into a heart.

"I'll see you, Violet-Darling~" Stolas hangs up, pulling out an outfit and putting it on. He then puts on some eyeliner along with some blush.

Ezra and Blitzø watched the entire exchange and the two gag to themselves.

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"Come on, come on, come on..." Blitzø paces around impatiently.

Stolas arrives and steps through a glowing portal behind Blitzo.

"Oh, Violet-Darling, I'm here~"

A spotlight appears on Violet, "Woah...Stolas, you look amazing!"

"That's a bit overkill, don't ya think?" Blitzo asked

Stolas chuckles nervously, "W-Well, W-Well, I-I-I just wanted to look a little nicer for you, Vi. This is our first real date after all." he holds his hand out, the female princess blushes and takes it as he leads them away to Ozzie's.

"You again?" the bouncer looked at Blitzø before glancing at Ezra, "Beat it shithead-"

"Ahem, do we have a problem?" Stolas asks with a raised eyebrow.

"If you've got something to say to my friend and my son, you can say it to me." Violet glares.

"...Oh! Uh, shit! Uh, my apologies, your highness and princess. Uh, please go right in." The bouncer said

The two then pop out behind the curtain and flips off the bouncer before going back in. The two go to find their own table, leaving Stolas and Violet alone.

Stolas gasps at the setting, "Oh, MY! Oh no; no, but yes!" he sits down at a table with her, "Oh, Violet, how romantic is this? What made you choose such a place to bring me?"

"Well my step son and his wife are celebrating their anniversary here, but I also wanted to tell you something important." Violet said

Ezra spies on the two while Blitzø takes out a pair of binoculars to spy on Moxxie and Millie, "Gotcha!"

A waitress comes over to Stolas and Violet's table, "Can I get you two off-I mean, start you two off with some drinks?"

"Yes! Um, perhaps some wine to share; do you prefer red wine or white, Violet? Or perhaps some champagne?"

"Ooh I love red wine, let's take that." Violet said

"Okay, we'll have the red wine." Stolas shrugs as the waitress leaves, "So Violet, how was your day?"

Violet smiles to herself, "Well, we went to the human world and killed a bunch of lumberjacks."

"THAT sounds fun! How did you kill them?" Solas asked

"Well, we killed them with their own tools! Their axes, their chainsaws..." Violet giggles.

Stolas smiles at her, reaching over and grabbing her hand, "So, what made you decide to ask me out after all this time?"

Violet blushes, "Well..."

Music starts playing and several dancers descend from the ceiling.

"Ladies and gentlemen! I see some sexy faces around here tonight!" Fizzarolli descends from the center stage, "Welcome, welcome, to Ozzie's: Lust Ring's number 1 place for all kinds of sick twisted fantasies. Put on display for all you 'Sleaze' and 'Sleazettes'. The gem joint of Asmodeus himself! C'mon, give him some LOVE!"

Everyone applauds.

"Did he just say Asmodeus?" Stolas asked

"Oh, no fucking way. Not HIM!" Blitzo said and hides behind a menu

"I am the one and only Fizzarolli. Some of you might recognize this dashing clown face from my numerous toy botic replicas across the Rings of Hell. Gloriously designed by the big man himself and, uh," the clown rolls up a sleeve, revealing a cybernetic arm, "ribbed for your pleasure tonight. We have a great lineup for you tonight: Verosika Mayday, Wet Dream and 'The Squirters'!"

Verosika appears at the bar and quickly shoved aside Wally Wackford as the latter hands her a drink. Verosika then poses during a paparazzi as members of the Squirterz appear beside her.

"But, as everyone's warming up, I got a funny one for y'all: Did any of you hear about the bat-shittery that happened at Loo Loo Land?" Fizz asked

The audience laughs

"But as everyone's warming up, I got a funny one for y'all: did any of you hear about the bat-shittery that happened at Loo Loo Land?" Fizzarolli asks as the audience laughs, "Ha ha ha, oh yeah, oh wow. I'll tell you what: I'd sure love to shake the hand of the crazy son of a bitch who decided to burn down that off brand shithole and then slap a subphoena in it, 'cause I am VERY MUCH looking to sue!" Stolas and Violet look away as Blitzø and Ezra hide themselves with menus, "That robo me made us more money entertaining those kids than the ones we sell to get you freaks off, if you know what I mean." he giggles maniacally.

"Oh, I know what you mean! I have four of them!" A random guy said

"Okay, keep that guy FAR away from me." Fizzarolli speaks into a hidden mic before going back to the audience, "SO, without wasting any more time, our little opening act is a fresh one! Coming at us from the Wrath Ring, give it up for Moxxie...with no creative stage name whatsoever."

The crowd applauds as Moxxie takes a guitar and kisses Millie on the cheek. He then goes on stage as Fizzarolli jumps up into the prime box seat above the stage.

"Hello everyone-" Moxxie gets some feedback from the microphone, "Oh!" he clears his throat, "Hi, thank you for letting me be here. It's an honor to play."

"Uh, hurry up!" Wally Wackford heaves, "Sing, boy! I say, I say-"

Violet scoffs at Wally.

"This song is for my beautiful wife, a surprise for our first anniversary. I love you, Millie." Moxxie starts to strum his guitar and sing as Millie has a happy smile on her face.

Moxxie: I love you Millie. *starts strumming his guitar as he begins to sing his song.*

Moxxie: ♫I love you. ♫

Moxxie: ♫More than the brimstone loves the fire.♫

Moxxie: ♫More than Beelze loves her bub♫

Moxxie: ♫More than a maggot loves gangrenes stubs♫

During the song, everyone looks with a confused look on their face. Violet blushes at Stolas as he looks at her. Millie is just touched by the song playing, and Fizzarolli looks at his companion hidden in the shadows with a smug look while his companion glares.

Moxxie: ♫You make my spirit sing♫

Moxxie: ♫Yeah, you make me glad I live in Hell♫

Moxxie: ♫Our love is a story sweet to tell♫

Moxxie: ♫Yeah, you cast a special Satanic spell♫

Moxxie: ♫Over my heart♫

The smoke machine activates, hitting Millie directly. The scene is full of pink smoke and hearts only surrounding Moxxie and Millie.

Moxxie: ♫Love is a journey we decided to start♫

Moxxie: ♫Yeah, I hope we'll never ever be apart♫

Moxxie:♫I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you♫

Singing the same line over and over, this is drowned by Fizzarolli and Asmodeus saying the same thing over him. Their silhouettes are shown laughing right behind his back. They appear from the smoke.

Asmodeus: ♫You singing love songs in my lustful lounge?♫

Fizzarolli: ♫Ozzie's ain't the place for sentimental sounds!♫

Asmodeus: ♫What'd you expect from a proprietor like us?♫

Fizzarolli: ♫Your demon host, Asmodeus, the embodiment of lu-u-u-u-u-ust!♫

Asmodeus: ♫Give me a thrust! ♫

Fizzarolli makes trumpet sounds

Asmodeus: ♫Show me some lust! ♫

Fizzarolli trumpets again.

Asmodeus: ♫From the groin to the bust! In desire we trust, in the House of Asmodeus♫

Fizzarolli vocalizes again, "Trumpet! Ha!"

Asmodeus: ♫Little Imp, you came here to sing your serenade♫

Asmodeus: ♫Perform your feelings on a velvety stage♫

Asmodeus: ♫Well, we got a saying that's popular in these parts♫

Fizzarolli: ♫Only little bitches strum the strings of their hearts!♫

Asmodeus: ♫You wanna hang around this lustful town?♫

Asmodeus: ♫Ditch the lovey-dovey before we knock you around! ♫

Asmodeus ♫Here we sing about wants and desires♫

Fizzarolli: ♫Depravity, savagery, loins hotter than fire!♫

Asmodeus: ♫So, give me a thrust♫

Asmodeus: ♫Show me some lu-u-u-u-ust♫

Asmodeus: ♫From the groin to the bust, Little Imp, you just must♫

Asmodeus: ♫In the House of Asmodeus♫

Asmodeus: ♫Come on, sing us a so-o-o-o-ong!♫

He dances on a pole while Fizzarolli throws money on him.

Asmodeus: ♫Make sure the subject is getting it on♫

Asmodeus: ♫Make it graphic and tantrically long♫

Fizzarolli: ♫Be sure to rhyme "thong" and "schlong"!♫

Asmodeus: ♫Go ahead, your mic's on! ♫

Moxxie nervously continues his part of the song. He strums his guitar once more quietly.

Moxxie: ♫I want to...♫

"Yeah, what do you want? Butt stuff? Piss play? Bondage?" Fizzarolli asked

Moxxie: ♫Make gentle love to you♫

Asmodeus and Fizzarolli give him looks of displeasure, "Ugh!"

Asmodeus: ♫What a limp-dick imp, you're really killing the vibe♫

Asmodeus: ♫Get a load of this dweeb and his unsatisfied bride!♫

The audience starts to make fun of Moxxie as Fizzarolli pointed at him.

Blitzø stands up, interrupting, "Hey now, I've watched those two pork many times."

"What?! Blitzø?!" Moxxie turns to him in surprise.

"And, honestly, they make missionary look relatively exciting." Blitzo said

Moxxie has a disgusted look on his face. Fizzarolli pops in.

Fizzarolli: ♫Is that Blitz-o? So, you're showing your face?!♫

Fizzarolli: ♫Hey, everybody! This guy's a total disgrace!♫

Fizzarolli: ♫Some nerve you've got to comment on a relationship♫

Fizzarolli: ♫Last I checked, your love life is a pile of shit!♫

Verosika appears behind the two with the spotlight on her, "Oh, Blitz-o?" She said

Verosika: ♫I used to date him (date him, date him!)♫

"Oh, Verosika, you're here." Blitzo said, annoyed

Verosika: ♫I'd stroke and I'd fellate him (fellate him, fellate him!)♫

Verosika: ♫Yeah, but when it was my turn (my turn, my turn!)♫

Verosika: ♫He did no reciprocatin' (what a dick bag!)♫

Verosika: ♫A selfish imp in the sheets♫

Stolas and Violet stand up in worry as Verosika backs Blitzo against the wall.

Verosika: ♫And just as bad in the streets♫

Verosika: ♫A reckless, heartbreaking freak!♫

"Hey it's not Blitzo's fault that your pussy wasn't satisfying!" Violet yelled as she stood up.

Asmodeus: Who's that at her table? Is her date a demon prince?

Fizzarolli gets a closer look at Stolas.

Asmodeus: ♫Stolas, is that you?♫

"Are you sleepin' with the princess?!"

Asmodeus: ♫Wooo! My dark lord, how the mighty do fall♫

Asmodeus: ♫You used to have a smoking wife, a kid, you had it all♫

Illusions of Stella and Octavia appear until they walk away and disappear, leaving Violet in front of him.

Asmodeus: ♫I hope you didn't give it up. So, you and her could get it on♫

Violet covers her face with her hands in embarrassment as Stolas covers his face with a menu.

Ezra glares at Asmodeus.

Asmodeus: ♫You sold your life for a thrust!♫

Asmodeus: ♫Now, that's the spirit of lu-u-u-ust!♫

Asmodeus: ♫Grab your groin or a bust♫

Asmodeus: ♫Prepare to get your hair mussed♫

Asmodeus: ♫Pretend you don't see that crust♫

Asmodeus: ♫Hump 'til your junk turns to dust!♫

Fizzarolli and Asmodeus: ♫In the House of Asmode-e-e-e--♫

Millie interrupts the verse by smacking Fizzarolli with Moxxie's guitar.

"Hey!" Asmodeus yelled

"I think you were trying to sing something for me, Mox." Millie said and hands Moxxie back his guitar.

"Yeah, I was." Moxxie said and he strums his guitar once more.]

Moxxie: ♫I love us♫

Moxxie: ♫I love us just the way we are♫

Asmodeus tends to a knocked out Fizzarolli.

Moxxie: ♫Don't have to pretend to like to do things we don't♫

A backstage imp watches in boredom and yawns before accidentally pulling one of the levers, lifting Moxxie and Millie up.

Moxxie: ♫I've always got you around to laugh at my stupid jokes♫

Moxxie: ♫I'll never take you for granted♫

Moxxie: ♫I'll always give you my best♫

Moxxie: ♫And if you can offer the same thing♫

Moxxie: ♫We'll handle the rest♫

Moxxie: ♫'Cause I love you♫

Asmodeus and Fizzarolli share a cuddle, while Verosika drinks a cup of wine.

Moxxie: ♫'Cause I love you♫

Moxxie and Millie lean in for a passionate kiss. The audience applauds. Stolas grabs Violet's hands and kisses her.

"Hey, uh, Ez, Vi, you two ready to leave?" Blitzø calls out.

"Hmm?" Violet looks over at him, "Oh, okay."

Blitzo, Violet, Ezra, and Stolas leave the building. Moxxie and Millie are still sharing a kiss, while Fizzarolli, with an unimpressed face, and Asmodeus watch in on them.

"Aw...ain't that just such a happy display? It sickens me!" Asmodeus then speaks in a demonic voice, "Get the fuck out!"

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Blitzø drives to Stolas' castle, the owl demon and Violet stepping out of the van.

"Thank you, for...inviting me out tonight, Violet. Despite everything that's happened, I...I enjoyed spending time with you." Stolas cups the imp's face.

"Me too." Violet smiles lovingly.

Blitzø smiles slightly at their exchange before looking irritated.

"You know, I have some more wine in the house. Octavia's with her mother this weekend, so we could...We could talk, or...watch a movie, or...maybe cuddle?"

"I'd like that." Violet said

Violet turns to Blitzo, "Do you mind taking Ezra back home?" She asked

"No, no, I don't mind." Blitzo said

"Thank you Blitzo, you're a good friend." Violet said, and he drives off.

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Blitzo sigh and walks into his apartment. His shadow is seen past a wall of various photos of his coworkers. Blitz is scribbled out in all of the photos he is in.

He attempts to knock on Loona's door, despite the warning signs, and finds a note taped on the door that says, "Tex invited me to a party, B back late, Don't wait up!"

Blitzo, disappointed again, slumps onto his couch, pulls out his phone, and looks at various photos of himself. He comes across a picture of him and Violet cuddling, swipes to a picture of him drinking bubble tea with Moxxie, Violet, and Millie, another photo of him with Moxxie and Violet joining I.M.P., him and Violet first adopted Loona, him holding Ezra when he was first born, then swipes to a photo with him and Verosika.

Eventually, he swipes to photos of his younger self with a younger Fizzarolli whose skin color and head tattoo is similar to that of Blitzo's. And finally, Blitzo stops scrolling when he gets to a photo with him and his sister and mother. This causes him to curl up and cry into a pillow.