Violet: Once upon a time, there was a glowing city protected by golden gates, known as Heaven. It was ruled by beings of pure light. Angels that worshiped good and shielded all from evil. Lucifer was one of these angels. He was a dreamer with fantastical ideas for all of creation. But, he was seen as a troublemaker by the elders of Heaven. For they felt his way of thinking was dangerous to the order of their world.

Violet: So, he watched as the angels began to expand the universe in their ways. From the dust of Earth, they created Adam and Lilith. Equals as the first of mankind, but despite this, Adam demanded control, and Lilith refused to submit to his will. She fled the Garden. Drawn in by her fierce independence, Lucifer found her and the two rebellious dreamers fell deeply in love. Together, they wished to share the magic of free will with humanity, offering the Fruit of Knowledge to Adam's new bride, Eve, who gladly accepted. But this gift came with a curse. For with this single act of disobedience, evil finally found its way into the Earth. With it, a new realm of darkness and sin. And the order Heaven worked to maintain was shattered.

Charlie: As punishment for their reckless act, Heaven cast Lucifer and his love into the dark pit he had created, never allowing him to see the good that came from humanity, only the cruel and the wicked. Ashamed, Lucifer lost his will to dream. But Lilith thrived, empowering demonkind with her voice and her songs. And as the numbers of Hell grew, so did its power.

Charlie: Threatened by this, Heaven made a truly heartless decision. That every year, they would send down an army, an Extermination, to ensure Hell and its sinners could never rise against them. But Lilith's hope remained. And her dream was passed down to their precious daughter, the Princess of Hell.

As Violet finishes narrating, she closes a book titled "The Story of Hell" and looks out to Pentagram City.

"Don't worry, Mom. We'll make you proud." Charlie said

Violet and Charlie soberly look out the window to Pentagram City burning to the ground, just as Vaggie comes into the room.

"Charlie? Violet?" Vaggie said

The key Charlie is holding transforms into KeeKee who scampers away, Charlie and Violet turns to Vaggie in surprise, "Aah! Oh, shit. Did you hear all that?"

"Uh, yeah. I was right there." Vaggie said, she pointed her thumb to the doorway.

"Sorry. Violet and I get pre-tty worked up after an extermination happens. The story helps..." Charlie begins

Vaggie chuckles, "Don't worry. I enjoy your theatrics. Are you two okay?" She sits down with Charlie

"We're fine. Just... thinking, ya' know? Family stuff." Charlie said

"Have you guys heard from your mom?" Vaggie asked

Charlie shake her head in dismay.

"Oof... how long has it been now?" Vaggie said

"Not that long, only...seven....years off doing something important, I'm sure!" Charlie said

Violet looks away guilty because she's mainly the reason why their mother has disappeared.

"But, this kingdom was something she really cared about. Something I care about." Charlie said

"Well, at least you're not alone." Violet said

"I just hope that what I'm trying to do here will work." Charlie said

"It will. I have faith in you." Vaggie said

KeeKee leaps into Charlie's arms as Vaggie stands up, "Alright, come on. Alastor says he has something to show us." They walk out the room

As Vaggie leaves, a loud bell rings throughout the city, and Charlie turns to the Bell Tower at Heaven Embassy. The two sisters look on with sadness, knowing that it's another year before the Extermination comes again.

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The scene turns static before it fixes itself to reveal a sinner stabbing another demon to death with a knife before Alastor caught their attention. "Well, hello there, you wayward Sinner! Do you like blood, violence, and depravity of a sexual nature? Of course you do, that's why you're in Hell!" Alastor narrated, "But what would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that? Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, a misguided path to redemption. Founded five days ago by Lucifer's delusional daughter, Charlotte Morningstar!" Alastor continued. As the camera rolls, scenes switch from the front of the Hazbin Hotel, to Charlie on camera and she waves at it before Angel Dust comes into view, putting the two-fingers over the head prank behind her.

"Come place your fate in their inexperienced hands..." Alastor said, as a scene unfolded, showcasing Charlie's earnest attempt to explain the hotel to a disheartened Katie Killjoy."Here we offer fun things, such as somewhat functional staff and 24-hour pest control." Alastor said.

The camera goes to Husk, who was clearly drunk, passing out on the ground as Niffty, the hotel's maid, tries to stab and chase after a bug. "Custom rooms, and just look at this tacky parlor!" Alastor said. Camera goes to Angel Dust, with a support beam falling close to KeeKee, scaring the demon cat before running off. "Enjoy riveting conversation with our singular resident." Alastor said, making Angel Dust flip him off.

"Wow! All this, and more at the Hazbin Hotel! Your last desperate attempt at salvation starts here!" Alastor concluded. And then, a poor drawing of the hotel appears on the screen before the commercial ends.

Alastor turns off the television, "So, what do you think?"

On the couch, Charlie, Violet, and Vaggie were surprised by the commercial being poorly misleading and very offensive to their nature, that Vaggie throws a fit at Alastor.

"I'm sorry. What the fuck was that?" Vaggie asked

"Uh, Yeah. One note, Alastor, I mean, first off, thank you so much for making this seriously amazing, but um, maybe the tone is a bit off. We want people to want to come here. This makes it look, um..." Charlie begins

"Bad. The word you're looking for is bad, sis." Violet said

"Funny. I was going for hilarious." Alastor said

"It didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save demons from extermination, which is the whole fucking point." Vaggie said

"Vaggie is right Alastor, the commercial was to let sinners know we are trying to help them." Charlie said

"Well, my dear, I haven't been active in hell for some time and everyone remembers me from my radio show, the proper medium to express oneself. But, you insisted on this noisy picture box advertisement." Alastor taps the television twice with his microphone staff, "So, I had a little fun with it."

"Oh, fun? You had a little fun with it?" Vaggie asked, as she stood up on the couch, "Well, this is not what we want to represent us. When you showed up here a week ago, you told us you would help run this hotel. Instead, you're mocking us. Nobody's gonna wanna come to a place that a powerful overlord like you thinks is a waste of time." Vaggie said before sitting back down.

Angel Dust raises his hand from the couch, catching everyone's attention.

"What?" Vaggie groaned

"If'n you're filming a commercial, can I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here?" Angel said, he takes a bottle with one arm before pointing all three arms at himself.

"Angel, hon, you're a porn star." Violet said

"A famous porn star, I'll have the horniest sinners knocking these walls down to get in."

"We are not filming a porn as a commercial." Vaggie said

"Why not? Sex sells don't it? I swear if you film me going at it with Mr. fancy talk creepy voice here, you'd be rolling in participants willing to stay at this tacky hotel." Angel said

As he was explaining, Alastor appears right beside the couch next to Angel Dust and laughs with amusement.

"Ha ha. Never going to happen." Alastor said

"Angel, I appreciate you wanting to use your special skills to, um, attract folks to the hotel, but I really don't want to exploit you in that way."

"Oh, please, baby. This body was made to be exploited. I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs. I got the lung capacity." Angel boasted. "Oh, I got the legs. The gag reflex, the holes, the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits." Angel continued

Charlie chuckles nervously until Charlie's phone rings from Lucifer, "Hold that thought! I'll be right back."

"I could keep going all night, baby." Angel said

While Angel drinks his beer, Charlie breathes nervously and answers the call.

"Hello? Dad?" Charlie asked

As Charlie take the phone call, the scene switches to Vaggie, Angel, and Alastor, "Hey, I have a question. If freaky face over there along with Violet are so powerful, then why can't they just make people stay here?" Angel asked

"Oh, trust me," Violet and Alastor smile in a mischievously creepy look with their dark magic. "-We can."

"Why do you think I'm here?" Husk said

The camera moves to Husk at the bar, "You actually think I'd be cleaning bottles and listening to you fucks bitch and moan all the time if he wasn't forcing me?" Husk asked.

As Husk cleans a bottle, Niffty pops up from behind the counter with a hand raised, "I like being forced." Niffty said

"Keep that to yourself, Niff." Husk said

"What? You don't love being here with me, Whiskers?" Angel asked

"Call me Whiskers again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat." Husk threatened.

"Kinky. Come on, keep talking dirty." Angel said, urging him to come closer.

"Angel. Let Husk do his job." Violet sighed

"And, no, we can't force sinners to stay here. They need to choose to." Vaggie said

"I'm choosing to be here and I think it's all stupid. We're in hell, toots. That's kind of the end of the road, ain't it?" Angel said

"Well, Maybe it doesn't have to be. Just because nobody has made it out before doesn't mean it's not possible." Violet said

Angel Dust places a hand on Violet's shoulder, giving her a deadpan expression while the latter makes the same one, "Hey, whatever means I can keep crashing here rent-free. Crack is expensive." Angel said

The scene comes back to Charlie, and after the phone call, she seemed really happy with the news her father brought to her.

"Yeah, I can totally, yeah. I'll head over there right away. Okay?" Charlie said and she hangs up the phone and gasp in excitement.

"Yes...YES!" Charlie yelled, she giggles in excitement when she hears about the news until she calls Vaggie and Violet in gibberish, waving very franticly that freaks the two out.

"VAGGIE! VIOLET! HOLYSHIT!" Charlie called

"Ah! What?" Vaggie asked

Charlie waves to them to come to her for some exciting news. Charlie mumbled excitedly, "get over here!" She yelled

Vaggie sighs happily, and they come to Charlie while she is jumping around in a very happy mode. As Angel Dust drinks in the background, Vaggie meets Charlie behind.

"What's going on?" Violet asked

Charlie breathes in and out to calm her nerves so she can explain, but she was explaining so fast due to her excitement.

"Dad just called, he said that the leader of the Angel Army wants to meet. He asked if we could go instead." Charlie said she hyperventilates and grabs Violet to get up close.

Vaggie, however, was confused since the Angels were already done with their extermination and won't be back for another year, "But-but, the extermination just happened. What could they want this soon after-"

As Vaggie went on, Charlie was in the mood to get her hotel project to work, and remains hopeful that she starts singing.

Charlie: ♫ I can do this! Somehow, I know it! ♫

♫ I'll get Heaven behind my plans! ♫

"Charlie, hold on..." Violet said

Charlie: ♫ There's just no way I could blow it. ♫

♫ Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance! ♫

"It's just a meeting." Vaggie said

Charlie: ♫To change their minds ♫

♫ And touch their hearts♫

♫ Or... whatever angels have! ♫

"This could be bad..." Vaggie said

Charlie: ♫Cheer up, Vaggie and Violet! ♫

♫ This could be swell! ♫

♫Something tells me that today will be a happy day in Hell! ♫

"Okay, but just don't... sing to them." Violet said

Just before Violet and Vaggie could warn her, Angel Dust, Alastor, Niffty, and Keekee were already at the window where they can see Charlie singing out in the destroyed Pentagram City, as Angel Dust turns back to Vaggie still drinking from a bottle.

"That bitch is halfway down the street!" Angel said

"Is she—?" Violet asked

"Oh, she's dancin'!" Angel said

"Ugh, no..." Vaggie said

Violet sighs, "I better go after her."

Charlie makes her way down the street, oblivious to the destruction and bodies of dead demons everywhere as she continues to sing.

Charlie: ♫ There's a warm, fuzzy feeling. ♫

♫ That wafts through the air. ♫

♫ Every street so revealing. It's hard not to stare! ♫

Charlie comes to a window of a sex dungeon where a Hellhound is humping against an imp wearing a sadomasochism mask. They notice her, and Charlie awkwardly flees before continuing to sing.

♫ It's a realm so appealing it beats anywhеre. ♫

♫ If you don't mind the smell...♫

Charlie and Violet accidentally steps on a dead shark demon that was releasing a very bad smelly fume into her nose. She cautiously avoids the corpse and presses on the street.

♫ It's a happy day in Hell! ♫

Charlie waves at a demon who was holding a newspaper before she catches his attention, revealing himself to be a meth addict with a spoon full of meth.

"Hi, mister!" Charlie said

"Go fuck yourself!" A demon yelled

One demon opens his window, revealing his apartment on fire.

Demon #1: ♫ There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul ♫

"Hello!" Charlie yelled

Demon #2: ♫ And a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole! ♫

"Ah, excuse me!" Charlie said

Demon #3: ♫ Doing what is required, we all have our role. ♫

Sinner #1: ♫ I'm not doin' well! ♫

Demons: ♫ Another shitty day in Hell! ♫

Charlie climbs on the trunk of the destroyed car and faces the other direction.

Charlie: ♫ If I can show them the dream I've dreamed. ♫

♫ That any soul can change! ♫

From the Hazbin Hotel, Vaggie comes into the watchtower

Vaggie: ♫ Those angels' minds are hard to change. ♫)

♫ Then they will know everyone can be redeemed. ♫

♫ From the evil to the strange! ♫

Violet: ♫ They're bloodthirsty and deranged! ♫)

♫ I can hear all their stories. ♫

♫ The lost and displaced. ♫

♫ And I know that they're more of an acquired taste. ♫

♫ But! if I open the door and I give them a place. ♫

♫ At my Hazbin Hotel. It'll be a happy day in Hell! ♫

A truck comes by, and Charlie hitches a ride from behind so she can get around the city such as the porn studios, and the Cannibal Town .

Charlie: ♫ From the porn studio. ♫

♫ Where the cinephiles go. ♫

♫ To watch award-winning demon bukkake shows! ♫

♫ To the Cannibal Town. Where they don't wear a frown 'cause. ♫

Charlie and Violet were shot in the eye with blood from one of the corpses that the cannibals were eating on.

Charlie/Violet: ♫ Holy shit! Ew, my gosh! WHY?! ♫

♫ And I don't give a crow that. His brain's got in my eye! ♫

♫ Cause I know I can spare them. From Heaven's genocide! ♫

♫ I can do this, I just know it! ♫

Sinner #1: ♫ There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul. ♫

♫ I'll get Heaven behind my plans! ♫

♫ There's just no way I could blow it. ♫

Sinner #2: I kinda like the barbed wire that's shoved in my hole.

♫ Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance! ♫

♫ To change their minds. ♫

A slug with a trenchcoat comes into picture, exhibiting his nudist body in front of Charlie and Violet, which creeps them out.

Trenchcoat Demon: ♫ And touch my parts! ♫

"Uh... No thank you. I'm just gonna..." Charlie says walking away

♫ Fulfill my destiny!♫

"Your loss, bitch!" Trenchcoat demon said

♫ I can already tell! ♫

♫ Today is gonna bе a fuckin' happy day in Hell!♫

The sisters arrive at the Heaven Embassy with the watchtower. She opens the door to peek inside, "Hello!" Charlie yelled and her voice echoes

Charlie and Violet enter through the door and find the whole embassy deserted. She walks to the front desk to check in.

"Hello?" Charlie yells again as the voice echoes, "Creepy..."

The two sisters come to the front desk with no one but a single bell. She taps the bell to ring it, and at the instant, a golden scroll and feather ink pen floats from above over to her, "Oh, okay..." She said and signed it, "Also creepy."

The scroll and feather flies up before disappearing. The twin doors slide open to show Charlie and Violet the meeting room, and she enters inside the dark room with no one around, "Uh...hello? Is anyone here?" Charlie yelled

The lights suddenly switch on, and it reveals two angels at the end of the room, "'Sup!" Adam said

"Holy, shit!" Charlie said and she immediately fell down after getting surprised by the sudden appearance of two angels in the room. She gets back up and readjusts herself to introduce herself properly.

"Hi, I'm Charlie and this is my older sister Violet. My dad asked me if I could meet you." Charlie said

"Yeah, I know." Adam said

"Okay, well." Charlie said

Adam eats his rib like a buzzsaw

"It's nice to meet you." Violet said

"Totally. It's nice to meet you, too." Adam said, he reaches over to give Charlie and Violet a handshake, and as they were about to shake his hand, her hand slips right through, revealing him to be a hologram, fizzing on and off after being touched, which freaks Charlie out.

"Ha! I fucking got you." He turns to Lute, "Did you see that?"

Lute nods once.

"Ha. Good shit." Adam said

Charlie was trying to get something straight, "Uh...so, wait. You aren't here?" Violet said

"No, you think I'd come down there?" Adam laughs, "No, I mean, I love the vibe, totally, I love your tunes. Pretty fucking hardcore, don't get me wrong. But! it's such a bummer! man. Everything down there's just so "eugh", ya know?" He chuckles, "Ew."

"Right. So, I'm happy we've got this opportunity to meet. There's a project that I've been working on that I really want to talk to you about-" Charlie begins

Adam puts his finger on Charlie's lips to quiet her down for a moment, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, slow down. We've got time. How about we get to know each other a little. Mmm. How about lunch? You hungry? I got you." Adam takes a plate of ribs he's been eating toward Violet and Charlie, "Here's my personal favorite. You'll love it."

"Uh...thanks." Charlie went to take a piece of a rib, but her hand passed right through them, also revealing to be a hologram, and Adam laughed.

"I got you again, bitch! Fuckin' hilarious!" Adam laughed

Charlie and Violet make a small unamused chuckle alongside Adam's hyper laughter.

"Okay, so Charlie is dealing with something very important, so while she's gone, we are making a new commercial. One that represents her vision and what we're doing here. So, we need a camera." Vaggie turns to Alastor, "Alastor?" She said

Alastor snaps a finger to conjure up a camera for Vaggie; however, it's an old camera.

"A video camera?" Vaggie said

"Hmmm." Alastor said

Alastor snaps his finger again to conjure up a video camera that's poorly used.

"Alright! Let's do this!" Vaggie said

The camera switched into the camera point of view recording the bar scene with Husk behind the counter reading a script in his claws with Angel Dust at the opposite counter, "And...Action!" Vaggie yelled

Husk brought the script to face so he could carefully read it, ""Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel. Can I help with anything?""

""I've been a bad boy, and I need a big, strong daddy to put me in my place...on the path to redemption!"" Angel said

Husk groans with displeasure and reads the script again, ""Well, you come—""

""Oh, yes!"" Angel moaned

""to the right place."" Husk said

Vaggie stops recording, "Cut! Okay, Angel, I need you to be less horny if possible, and Husk, can you maybe not have a script in front of your face."

"I ain't no actor! I can't memorize this shit!" Husk yelled angrily

"Well, we could improv this shit, baby cakes." Angel gets closer to Husk's face, "Rrawwr." He purrs seductively

Husk gets irritated by Angel Dust and shoves him out of the counter painfully hard, "Whoops."

"Husk, come on." Vaggie said

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"So, I was playin' this gig, and for some fuckin' reason, this virtue chick was diggin' on the drummer, and it's like, "do you know who I am? I'm fuckin' Adam. I'm the original dick!"" Adam said, pointing to his penis down the table. "All dicks descend from me. You think you want drummer dick?" Lute shakes her head, "No way! I'm the Dick-fuckin' master!" Adam eats a mouthful of ribs sloppily, "So, anyway, then we fucked, and it was awesome. What'd you do this weekend?"

"Wait, your name is Adam? Like the first man Adam, that means you...Oh...." Violet puts the pieces together, "That explains so much." Charlie said in a low voice

"I know. I fucking rock." Adam said, putting up a rock pose

Charlie brushes off the awkwardness from Adam, "Well, Adam, sir. Mr. Adam, sir."

"Call me, Dickmaster." Adam said

"Adam. You seem like a smart, well, stand up guy." Charlie said

"Uh-huh." Adam said, picking his teeth

"Gross." Violet muttered

"And I know you are the leader of the angels. And you are a big thinker, a revolutionary. A— A genius!" Charlie said

"I mean, your words, babe." Adam said

"Who would really love to put his name on something." Charlie said

"Fucking love putting my name on shit! Shit's the best!" Adam said

"It's a solution to our biggest problem!" Charlie said

"Oh, Herpes. Yeah, that's a bitch." Adam said

"No! Our... other biggest problem." Charlie said

"Oh...uh..ugly people? Math? Global Warming? Nah, wait, that's Earth's problem." Adam said

Charlie stares at Adam with deadpan annoyance.

"Ummm..." Adam begins

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Cuts back to the hotel. Niffty tries to stab a bug. She tries to stab the bug, but misses, and starts stabbing the bug multiple times before Vaggie stops her, "Stab! Stab! Stab!" Niffty yelled

"Alright Niffty, Niffty. Niffty! Your line is "We have the cleanest rooms", okay?" Vaggie asked

"Got it. I'm ready." Niffty said

Vaggie turns the camera to Niffty, "Action!"

Upon saying action, instead of saying the line, Niffty freezes and stares blankly at the camera without a breath or blinking from the scene. Vaggie panels away, looking puzzled. Angel also peers in. Close up on Niffty making a blank stare with an ominous shrinking pupil. Angel slowly backs away, already creeped out.

"Uhh, cut." Vaggie said

Niffty snaps out of it and back to her cheerful self and she giggles, "How was that?"

"Well, Niffty you actually have to say the line, so let's roll again." Vaggie said

"Ok!" Niffty said

"Action!" Vaggie said

Niffty freezes again, leaving Vaggie irritated, as Angel comes close to her face.

"You're doing great, Vagina." Angel whispered smugly

"Cut! Alright, uhh maybe we can try to fix it in post." Vaggie said

"Do you even know what that means?" Angel asked

"I'll figure it out!" Vaggie yelled

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The next scene cuts to a dark room with Vaggie sitting in front of a broken TV, watching the poorly edited shots of the commercial. She groans with frustration before Alastor enters the room.

"Seems like you're having a bit of a trouble there, hmm?" Alastor asked

"Ugh, este pendejo (this asshole)... Why are you even here?" Vaggie asked

Alastor takes a seat on a couch next to her, "For the entertainment." Alastor's shadow slips out of his form before reappearing behind the couch, making laughing gestures.

"I came here because I love seeing wasteful souls struggle to accomplish something meaningful and," Alastor's shadow disappears, "fail spectacularly, like you are doing now. Good job!"

Vaggie was getting ticked off by Alastor and his carefree insults, stands up and turns the camera toward him.

Vaggie points the camera to Alastor, "And here is Alastor, the egocentric piece of shit that—" As Vaggie was viewing the camera scene up to Alastor's face, the video camera glitches violently from green to red and Vaggie freaks out, dropping the static camera on the floor.

"UGH!" Vaggie yelled

"I wouldn't try that, my dear." Alastor points at his face, "This face was made for radio."

As Alastor explains, his pupils turn into the shape of radio dials, and the scene goes nearly static before fixing itself back to normal on Vaggie. She has had it with Alastor's insults and walks up to him.

"That's it. I don't care who or what you are. If you're staying here, you're going to make this work, because it won't be so "entertaining" to watch over an empty hotel, will it, shitass?" Vaggie yelled

As Vaggie returns to her chair, Alastor approaches her, "Fair enough. I'll tell you what. Let's make a deal." Alastor said

"Pfft, you think I'm that stupid making a deal with a demon like you?" Vaggie said

"Not for your soul, just a simple deal. I do this for you, and you never ask me to engage with this frivolous television technology ever again." Alastor said

Vaggie had second thoughts of letting Alastor do the work for her.

"Or...Charlie can come back to absolutely nothing. Your choice." Alastor said

Vaggie glances away for a brief moment before making her decision, "Fine." Vaggie sighed

Vaggie picks up the camera and gives it to Alastor, which he evaporates it with a clap of his hand.

"Now then!" Alastor said and he snaps his finger and transforms the hotel into a film set with the hotel staff into a 50s style film crew. Ink demons conjure up as additional background characters.

"Alright everyone, let's make a fucking commercial." Vaggie said

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Charlie looked exasperated with another of Adam's sexist rants of women and his masculinity. "When you take her out for the fifth time and she still expects you to pay the check but you're like, "Hey, I thought you wanted equality." Adam said.

"NO! our shared problem of overpopulation in Hell!" Violet said

"Ohh, well that's not a problem! We got that covered!" Adam turns to Lute, "Lute, how many demons did you kill this year?"

"Got a good 275 this year, sir." Lute said

"275? Woah! Badass! Awesome job, danger tits! Pound it." Adam raises a fist for Lute to make a fist-bump, which she did.

"Uh no, not awesome. Those are my people, you know that right?" Charlie said

"Oh yeah. That must suck for you!" Adam bursts into laughter

"But these are souls...Humans souls just the same as the ones you have up in heaven." Charlie said

"They're not the same. They had their chance and they earned damnation." Lute said coldly

"You're wrong. Sinners made mistakes, sure, but everyone makes mistakes." Charlie said

"Angels don't make mistakes." Lute said

"You really think that." Charlie said

"I know that." Lute said

"No you don't." Violet muttered

"Yeah, I've never made a mistake in my fuckin' life." Adam said

Lute comes around the table, "The only reason you're still here is because daddy gave you and your hellborn kind a pardon from an exorcist blade. How does that feel, to know how little you matter?" Lute said

"How would you like it if I shoved one of your angel spears down your fucking throat, bitch!" Violet growled getting in Lute's face

"Oops, almost out of time. Guess we should get into it." Adam said

"Oh fuck!" Charlie rushes to present her plan as fast as she could, "Okay I've got a lot to get through and not a lot of time and I feel like you weren't hearing me before so here it goes."

Charlie coughs as she starts making a fast-talk

Charlie: ♫ I know Hell's population is out of control. ♫

♫ It's a bad situation. ♫

♫ It's taking a toll. ♫

♫ If we rehab these Sinners. ♫

♫ And cleanse all their souls. ♫

♫ At my Hazbin Hotel—♫

Charlie rambles through the stacks of paper to get something, "Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself!" She said

♫ Right! Extermination! ♫

♫ I know you guys fly down. ♫

♫ Just to kill once a year. ♫

♫ And it must be annoying. ♫

♫ To schlep all the way here. ♫

♫ If they join you in Heaven. ♫

♫ That trip disappears! ♫

♫ You can wave that chore farewell. ♫

♫ (deep breath) It'll be a happy day in— ♫

Adam: ♫ Let me stop you right there. ♫

Charlie: Oh—

Adam: ♫ Save us all precious time. ♫

"Okay..." Charlie said

Adam: ♫ If what you're suggesting. ♫

♫ Is letting them climb. ♫

♫ Up the ladder. ♫

♫ Oh, they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates? ♫

"Well, uh—" Violet said

Adam: ♫ Sorry, sweetie. But there's no defyin' their fates! ♫

♫ 'Cause Hell is forever. ♫

♫ Whether you like it or not. ♫

♫ Had their chance to behave better. ♫

♫ Now they boil in the pot. ♫

♫ 'Cause the rules are black and white. ♫

♫ There's no use in tryin' to fight it. ♫

♫ They're burnin' for their lives. ♫

♫ Until we kill 'em again! ♫

"Okay, but—" Charlie said

Adam: ♫ Just try to chillax, babe. ♫

♫ You're wasting your breath. ♫

"Hehe..." She nervously laughs

Adam: ♫ Did I hear you imply. ♫

♫ That they don't deserve death?

♫ Are they Winners? ♫

♫ Are they Sinners? ♫

♫ 'Cause it's cut and dry. ♫

"Well, actually, if you take a look—" Charlie interrupts

Adam: ♫ Fair is fair, an eye for an eye! ♫

♫ And when all's said and done (Said and done) ♫

♫ There's the question of fun (Fun) ♫

♫ And for those of us with Divine Ordainment. ♫

♫ Extermination is entertainment! ♫

♫ Bow-now-now-nownow ♫

♫ Guitar solo, fuck yeah! ♫

♫ [Adam sings guitar solo] ♫

Charlie and Violet get up after being knocked down by Adam, "Ugh..." they groaned

Adam: ♫ Hell is forever. ♫

♫ Whether you like it or not. ♫

♫ Had their chance to behave better. ♫

Four golden mirages of Exorcists appear, surrounding Charlie and Violet from all sides.

"Where the hell did you people come from?!" Violet yelled

♫ Now they boil in the pot. ♫

♫ 'Cause the rules are black and white. ♫

♫ There's no use in tryin' to fight it. ♫

♫ They're burnin' for their lives. ♫

♫ Until we kill 'em again! ♫

♫ Fuckin' Hell's forever. ♫

♫ And it's meant to suck a lot. ♫

♫ So give up your dumb endeavor. ♫

♫ 'Cause you don't have a shot! ♫

The sisters gets so angry that she turns into her demon form.

♫ Long as I've got your attention. ♫

♫ I guess I should probably mention. ♫

♫ That we made the determination. ♫

♫ To move up the next Extermination! ♫

"What?!" Charlie/Violet yelled

Adam: ♫ Can't wait a whole year. ♫

♫ To slaughter those little cunts. ♫

♫ I know it's just been a week. ♫

♫ But we'll be back in six months! ♫

Adam grabs Charlie and Violet and throws them right out of the door.

"Um, wait, you-you— Ugh, SHIT!" Charlie tries to get to Adam, but the door closes. Charlie slams a fist on the door

........................................

Charlie and Violet sadly return to the hotel. Vaggie runs to her and hugs her, "Charlie! How did it go, did they listen?" Vaggie asked

"Oh, they sure did hear it But-" Charlie begins

"Oh come here, we have something exciting to show you." Vaggie said

Vaggie leads Charlie to the group.

"Alastor pulled some strings and it's about to air." Vaggie said

"I pulled a few limbs too, hahaha!" Alastor said

"Wait, the commercial? You all made a new one?" Charlie asked

"Yeah, one of my better performances if I do say so myself." Angel said

"That's... that's amazing." Charlie said

"Sshh, it's starting." Angel said

"Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel-" Vaggie started. However, just as the TV starts to play, it abruptly cuts to a news report.

The group except Alastor and Niffty get annoyed and angrily complain.

"Breaking news in Hell today! We have just received word from the Heaven Embassy that the next Extermination is happening sooner than ever before. Do you know what that means, Tom?" Katie asked

"No, what does that mean, Katie?" Tom said

"It means we're all royally fucked!" Katie said as her eye twitches

Screaming can be heard from Sinners as the time on the Clock Tower reduces to 176 days till the next Extermination.

"Wait, what? Why?!" Angel asked

......................................

A drone scours an area until it finds a dead Exorcist corpse with its head missing. The drone scans the corpse.

"We found the body, sir. They've never managed to kill one of us before. We should just go down there now and destroy them!" Lute said

"No, no. We can't risk them catching on. But, don't worry, when we come back, we'll find the Scarlet Witch and kill her unborn child." Adam said, he destroys the projector, causing its light to disappear only showing Adam's glowing evil smile.