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A/N: Note: I'm skipping Unhappy Campers because the episode is mostly about Moxxie and I was gonna have Violet go with Blitzo to find Barbie Wire.

In Asmodeus's palace, Fizzarolli and Asmodeus are sleeping together in the same bed. An alarm clock shaped like a rooster with an erected penis goes off, which wakes up Fizzarolli.

He literally punches the clock and stretches his arms out to the kitchen, scaring a laundry succubus wearing an apron and matching black lingerie and knee-high boots, destroying a chandelier, and pours himself some coffee. But, he burns himself so he takes the whole pot back, passing the same laundry woman from before, making her twirl in place, and sets it on a desk. He stretches out and grabs one of his hats, and stretches. Fizzarolli grabs the coffee and drinks it, before putting it back and jumping above the bed while reaching for the curtain bars as he stretches towards Asmodeus to wake him up.

"Rise and shine, Ozzie!" Fizzarolli shakes an airhorn and sounds it off, startling Asmodeus awake as he lays back down and Fizzarolli laughed

"Ugh, again with the horn?" Asmodeus groaned and he turned in bed, covering his head with his pillow.

"Don't blame me, blame how fuckin' fun they are!" He blows the air horn again.

"M'kay, SO; Today you have a meeting with the distributor about the new shipment of vvvibrators. Then you gotta host a safety meeting because of what happened with the old shipment of vvvibrators. And then, you have a nooner with Prince Stolas." As he speaks, Asmodeus gets out of bed and puts on his robe.

"You scheduled me during lunch?" Asmodeus sighed

"Well, you're pretty good at "squeezing things in"." As Fizzarolli speaks he squeezes the robe in, eyeing Asmodeus' butt, before stretching onto his shoulder, "But I left time for a big ol' breakfast!"

"Lemme guess, I'm handling that too?" Asmodeus asked

Fizzarolli got off of his shoulder and said "I mean... unless you want me to take a crack at cooking again."

"Hahahahahaha! No. Never again."

"Whaaat? Maybe I could burn the milk this time!" Fizzarolli said

Asmodeus smiles, "Stoooop...!"

"OH! You know what I'm craving? Burgers!" Fizzarolli yelled

"No! It's too early for burgers, ya maniac!" Asmodeus said

"Burger time! Burger time! BURGER TIME!" The two laugh together as they exit the bedroom and walk to the kitchen to get ready for breakfast.

In the kitchen, while Asmodeus hums, making breakfast, Fizzarolli opens up a newspaper. An article reads- "King of Ozz—A HYPOCRITE?!" Fizzarolli nervously crumples the paper, stuffs it into a trash bin, then proceeds to throw the entire bin out of a window, but trips before he lies into a flirty pose, much to Asmodeus' content. The bin flies out of the palace windows and hits someone on the street. Asmodeus opens the door to the refrigerator, which lacks milk.

"Yeah, yeah, I know. I can pick up some more while I'm out today." Fizzarolli said

"About that... You're still going to that contest rehearsal? Without me?" Asmodeus asked

"Well, y-you have a packed day today, and I know you aren't big on the whole Mammon thing. So..."

"It's the Greed Ring. One of the cities is literally called Ransom." Asmodeus said

"Ah! You worry too much. You know I ain't afraid of ropes. 'Sides, I'm slippery~."

"I mean, only after I..."

Fizzarolli turns to him, his mouth full, "What?"

"What?" Asmodeus said and blushes

"Come on, Oz! I can be on my own one day!" Fizzarolli said

"But you haven't been to the Greed Ring alone since becoming Mam's big brand figure." Asmodeus said

"Yeah, I guess, but it's not like I'm gonna stick around! Besides, it's not like I'll be alone, Violet's gonna be there to guide me like she does always." Fizzarolli said

"I can get you an escort." Asmodeus said

"Augh! I can handle it! C'mon, Big Daddy. PWEEEEASE?" Fizzarolli pulls puppy eyes on Asmodeus.

Asmodeus snorts and laughs, "Well, you know I can't say no to a face that cute."

"Mhm! That's why I use it." He boops Asmodeus' face

"Just try to stay out of trouble, Fizzy-frog." Asmodeus said twirling Fizzarolli's tail

"Ahh, stop it!" Fizzarolli yelled

"Noooo~!"

Asmodeus picks Fizzarolli up in a tight squeeze, laughing. A small succubus walks into the room holding a stack of boxes.

"Ozz, I have the new shipment of—" An employee said but she stops as she sees the two. Asmodeus and Fizzarolli stare at the worker wide-eyed.

"Ya mind? Trying to have an unemotional bang sesh here!" Fizzarolli yelled

"Yeah! Cuz we're so NOT in love!" Asmodeus said

"Yeah! Love. Is. STUPID!" Fizzarolli said

The succubus sets the boxes down and walks out of the room, staring oddly at the two before closing the door.

"Whew! That was close, huh?" Fizzarolli asked

"Just come right back when it's over, and keep your phone on ya, okay?" Asmodeus said

"Got it riiight here!" Fizzarolli stretches and grabs his phone, "Be riiight back after! Don't worry, Ozz! I'll be super low-key. Nobody will notice me." He said

Fizzarolli sips his cup of coffee, while Asmodeus facepalms in doubt.

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Fizzarolli runs over a cup in a glamorous limo. He steps out onto purple carpet, while speakers and confetti blasters shaped like dildos pop out of the car. The confetti sprays over everyone, while one demon brushes it off, and another demon chokes to death on one of them. Fizzarolli walks off and his hell dogs, called quieves, come out the car and start to feast on the corpse. Fizzarolli claps and whistles to get the quieves' attention to get going. They arrive and spiral around Fizz, spinning him as he laughs. Roller skates come out of his shoes as he blasts off.

"Whoa! Girls, girls!" Fizz laughs and rolls around the block with his quieves, skating at top speed, knocking over demons and hitting a trash can. His visor's built-in wipers clean all the garbage off them.

"Man, it's great not being in the spotlight for once!" Fizzarolli said

All of the demons glare at Fizzarolli. While he is skating, Blitzo is currently getting kicked out of a coffee shop by a Hellhound.

"Look lady, it's not MY fault if you only know how to make coffee that tastes like piss!" Blitzo yelled

"I'm sorry about him." Ezra said as he walked out

Fizzarolli becomes shocked, and hits the brakes on his skates, while Blitzo stammers in fear, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA!" He covers his face

"Oh, wow. Lookee who it is." Fizzarolli said

"Oh, fuck... You again..." Blitzo said as he gets up

"Stalkin' me now, huh?" Fizzarolli stares at Blitzø, raising his sunglasses with a smirk.

"Oh, don't fuckin' flatter yourself, clown. I have my own life, y'know, without YOU in it." Blitzo said dusting himself off

"Uh huh, sure! I guess that's why you need Violet to go wherever you go, Blitzo."

"Can we please not do this today?!" Ezra groaned

"The "O" is silent now, bitch! And gee whiz, we've been in each other's relative vicinity TWICE, in the last FIFTEEN YEARS! That would make me THE SHITTIEST STALKER IN HISTORY!"

Fizzarolli pets his quieves, "Twice... IS ALREADY WAY TOO MUCH." Fizzarolli shoves Blitzo out of the way and walks off. Blitzo dusts himself off and glares at Fizz.

"Yeah, well at least Violet and I are still actually working for our shit. And not getting everything handed to me like some pampered attention whore!" Then he grabs Ezra's hand

Blitzo has struck a nerve in Fizzarolli as he growls in anger. He calms down when his albino queef rubs against him and hands him a bone. Fizzarolli moves the bone to show the leash, with gold lettering saying "From Ozzie with 💛".

"Yeah, well... Guess that's what resilience and talent gets ya." He then lets out a chuckle, "Plus, my horns were always bigger than yours. Weren't they?"

Blitzo stands in anger. Before Fizzarolli walks away, Blitzo charges at him and they start to get into a street fight.

"Oh come on!" Ezra shouted

Unbeknownst to them, they were near a skyscraper-like building, where Striker and Crimson were having a meeting.

"So, you say you're good? 'Cuz we really need a big score right now." Crimson said

"The best, had a royal on the ropes just last week." Striker said

One of Crimson's mafia members pours him a glass of wine.

"Sure, but not dead?" Crimson asked

"It was... called off. But I have a body count in the hundreds! I ain't afraid to go after anyone. Women, kids-" Striker's speech is interrupted by one of Fizzarolli's quieves getting launched into the window outside, "And cute little-faced puppy-lookin' things. Don't matter!" He looks outside to see what was going on and spots Blitzø, and Fizzarolli fighting along with Ezra trying to break up the fight.

"Hmm... I'll tell ya what. If you can deliver something of value... I'll consider it." Crimson said

"One moment..." Striker opens the window and pulls out his lasso and throws it, wrapping the trio up as he pulls them into the room. The trio slams against the wall as Striker laughs.

"Hired!" Crimson said and then he laughs

Striker pulls out his knife as Crimson's men aim guns at them, "Funny to run into ya' again, Blitzy along with the princess's son." Striker pulls out his knife and slides toward Fizzarolli, pointing it under the chin, "And with a famous friend..."

"Oh, fuck me." Blitzo said

"For the record, we are not friends." Fizzarolli said

"Right like that's important right now." Ezra said 

Fizzarolli sends a glare towards him.

"Shut it, kid." Fizzarolli said

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In Asmodeus' factory, the workers were creating a new toy to test for the new vibrator shipment. An imp flies away with a box containing the test vibrator, while other imps are painting and working on dildos, two of them having a sword fight with two of the dildos.

"Larger. You can never be too large, mmhahaha, you can never be too large."

A conveyor belt passes the test vibrator and gets picked up by a hazmat-suited imp, who flies away with it to return it to Asmodeus.

"Hm... smaller, smaller. Get this spot right there, and that's good! I like... ooh, I like that, that's good, mhm!" Asmodeus now has the test vibrator in hand, before handing it back to the hazmat-suited imp, then looks over a blueprint to see if there's anything else needing to be modified. 

Two succubi then put the vibrator into the test chamber to see the results. After everyone puts on safety goggles, Asmodeus gives the thumbs up and they turn on the vibrator. The vibrator shakes violently and explodes, leaving everyone scorched, and the project is a failure.

Asmodeus groans as he sits at his desk, looking at a painting of him and Fizzarolli together. Lightning strikes, making Fizzarolli's eyes glow blue in the painting. Asmodeus becomes startled by the lightning and his watch, checking it to see it was time for his meeting with Stolas.

 Asmodeus walks over to the waiting room, opening the door to see the bird demon sitting on the couch, "Stolas! Hey there, birdie babe. Haven't seen you since you crashed my club, how ya' been? Hmhmhm, still gettin' yo' kink on with that feisty princess?"

Stolas chuckles, "Well, she's amazing. I found myself with feelings. For her. And it's definitely mutual." He sits down in a chair, Asmodeus sitting across from him with a curious look, "I divorced Stella and Violet and I are dating now. She's moved in with me, we go on dates, we have sex...she's helped me a lot and I want to return the favor."

"And how do you want to do that?" Asmodeus asks as eats a bowl of candies

"Well she and her imp friend have a business they run. They need to access the mortal realm to carry out their work. I know your demons are some of the only ones who can traverse freely and legally. I was wondering if you could assist me in... finding a way they could too?" Stolas uses his powers to conjure up Asmodeus' book and places it on the table.

"Oh! Hmmm, Stolas... My heart bleeds for you, but my partner— Uh... Business partner, Fizzarolli, HATES your girlfriend's imp guy. Blitzo, right? Yeah... HAAATES." Asmodeus clenches his hand into a fist to demonstrate.

"He does? But why?" Stolas asked

"Not my story to tell, but trust me. I would help if I could, but I can't. Sorry..." Asmodeus notices his phone ringing with a notification of a new message from Fizzarolli's contact, listed as "Froggie 🤍". He smiles and opens the notification, causing the phone to fly across the room in a grand display and project a widescreen version of the message.

"Hello, Asmodeus." Asmodeus and Stolas grow concerned at the appearance of Crimson, and not Fizzarolli. "You don't know me, but you don't need to. All you need to know is I have your little jester here with me." The video shows Striker bringing Fizzarolli to the camera tied up with tape over his mouth. Asmodeus grows enraged at the sight of this and tries to strangely grab the hologram out of anger. "If you want him back alive, you will give me exactly what I want."

"Do you have any idea who you are FUCKING WITH?!" Asmodeus' feathers glow a vivid neon version of his natural colors before his head bursts into red flames, showing his outrage.

"I... think it's a recording." Stolas said

"You probably just asked if I know who I'm dealing with. And, oh yes, I know. The weakest and most non-threatening of the Sins. The king who will do whatever it takes to save the worst-kept secret in all of Hell." Crimson said

Asmodeus grows embarrassed and turns his head away from the video, with Stolas becoming worried for him and looking concerned.

"We both know you won't risk anything happening to the clown. So be a good little bitch boy, and do the thing. My lawyers will be over shortly with the contract of demands. You have until the witching hour to sign it. Hueheheheheheheh! Now, cut. I SAID CUT IT, YA FUCKIN' MORON!" Crimson yelled

The phone falls back on the table. The whole room shakes and Asmodeus ignites in rage. Stolas backs away as Asmodeus roars, making the whole room glow with a beam of fire.

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Violet was at the palace waiting for Blitzo and Ezra to come back. "They should've been back by now." Violet said

Suddenly her phone vibrates and pulls out her phone to see she has a notification. She answers it.

"Blitzo?! You better have an excuse for not bringing my son back home!!" Violet yelled

"Hello, Violet. It's good to see you." Crimson said

"Crimson, how wonderful...ly awful it is to see you. So, first, you bring Chaz into your little entourage, and now you're bringing on the fuckless farmhand. Why the sudden need for new friends? Feelin' lonely in our old age, are we?" Violet smirked

"All you need to know is we have your little clown boy and son here with us." Crimson said

Striker then brings out a tied up Blitzo and Ezra who had tape over their mouths.

"If you want them back alive, you'll follow my instructions." Crimson said

"Why should I listen to a word you have to say?" Violet growled

"Because I know who and what you are. The weakest and most non-threatening member of the Knolastname family, alongside my son. I also know you won't risk anything happening to the clown or to our little off spring." Crimson said as he grabbed Ezra's face. "So be a good little bitch and do as I say!"

"If you so much as make a mark on my child's face I will break yours!" Violet angrily said and hanged up

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A crew member gives Crimson a lighter to smoke a cigar. He walks off, while a mafia goon throws Fizzarolli in a cage with Blitzo and Ezra, which Striker is on top of. Fizzarolli stammers in fear, while Blitzo scoots back.

"Oh, chill out, jester. Christ on a stick, it's like you've never been tied up before!" Blitzo said

"Sure, but not by a buncha psychos!" Fizzarolli grunts and falls down, "And a piece of shit!"

"Am I...? Okay, am I the psycho or the piece of shit?" Blitzo asked

"Both!" Fizzarolli yelled

"Yeah, that checks." Ezra said

"How is this happening?! I was just supposed to grab some gas station milk and rehearse some juggling...!" Fizzarolli said kicking his feet.

"Oh, relax, I'm sure your big royal chicken ain't gonna let anything happen to his peppy lil' fuckdoll." Blitzo said

"Plus, he sent a video to my mother, so we'll be out of here in no time." Ezra said

Fizzarolli gets frustrated, and sits up straight to scoot in front of Blitzo, "Ohh, playin' that card, huh? Ok... What about your mother, kid? Seems her tastes have gotten more... "regal", lately. Heheh..."

"Hey! Watch how you speak of my mother, clown." Ezra growled

"Yeah, well unlike Violet, I fuck who I want, when I want. I'm not gonna be tied down to some big blue-blood asshole." Blitzo said

"What did I just say?!" Ezra yelled

"I was being rhetorical. I wasn't talking about Stolas, Ezra." Blitzo said

"You could've fooled me the way Princey was cozying up to her at Ozzie's." Fizzarolli makes goo goo eyes and wraps his tail around himself.

"Hey! I may have disliked him at first, but he takes care of Violet, so..." Blitzø trails off as Fizzarolli gives him a look, making him sigh, "It's nothing else."

"Then why were you even at Ozzie's?" Fizzarolli asked

"Yeah, you never told me why my mother and I had to be there." Ezra said

"OTHER very important reasons, of course!" Blitzo said as he began to sweat

"Whatever, I don't actually care." Fizzarolli said

"I mean, before he started dating Violet, I thought Stolas was just a loud thirsty bitch who loved feelin' the thrill of fucking the lower class. I thought it was a novelty to him." Blitzø starts going on a rant.

"...Literally just said I don't care." Fizzarolli said

"Can we just drop this?" Ezra asked annoyed

"And then, he'll call Violet to see how her day was! And he'll pretend to care about her, and comment on her photos, and LAUGH AT HER JOKES—

"Oh! Well that's "definitely" your clue right there that it's all bullshit." Fizzarolli said sarcastically

"I KNOW, RIGHT?" Blitzo yelled

Fizzarolli and Ezra roll their eyes, due to Blitzo not getting his obvious sarcasm.

"He's just a fake, privileged asshole!" Blitzo said

"Sounds like you just hate him for bein' a prince. Because no one, and I mean no one pretends to care that much just for a cheap lay."

"Meh, I think he's just jealous." Ezra said

"I am not jealous. And the point is, besides Violet no other royal demons gives a shit about guys like us. They're all the fuckin' same." Blitzo said

"That's not-...a-always true..." Fizzarolli blushes for a moment, "But I guess you're right. They can't all be the same if some have taste, and some wanna fuck your employees."

"Can we talk about something other than my sex life? Satan's taint, is fucking that Lust guy make this what you're all about now?!" Blitzo yelled

"YOU brought it up, asshole!" Fizzarolli yelled

Striker bangs on their cage, "WOULD YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY?! Bicker like a couple of teen skanks..."

"Ugh, thank you." Ezra said

Striker steps down onto some boxes, then leans towards their cage. "As far as I'm concerned, you are BOTH embarrassments to our kind for meddlin' with blue-bloods to begin with." He sighs, "And I at least thought loud-mouth here only dated the princess for power."

"Oh, great. The fuckin' supremacist was on my side, wonderful." Blitzo glared

"Neither of you filth bags know what you're even talkin' about. If you think you're superior to ANYONE, then you're no better than any royal—" Striker grows agitated at Fizzarolli's words. Before he can continue, he grabs Fizz by the neck to stop him from talking.

"DON'T. You. Dare... Finish that sentence, clown..." Striker warns

"HEY! Hick-for-hire! I said watch 'em, not fuck 'em. Keep ya hands off the merchandise!" Crimson yelled

Striker frowns at Fizzarolli one more time, squeezing his neck before jumping off the cage.

"Eaugh! Ever heard of mouthwash?!" Fizzarolli yelled

"FUCK FAAAACCCE!" Ezra yelled

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"Can I just sign it already, like, can we move this along?" Asmodeus asked, looking quite frustrated as he and Stolas stood in front of Crimson's lawyer. The lawyer shrugs it off, and gives him the contract and Stolas glares beside Asmodeus not trusting this shark.

"Sire, you need to know the contents of this contract, you can't just sign it! A deal made with a sin like yourself would be everlastingly binding." Stolas says and takes the contract from Asmodeus. "Perhaps I can look it over, I'm a fast reader." He said and mumbled as he read everything fast.

"Oh! Hmmm... This is a contract giving Crimson all of Ozzie's factory assets. And, giving him permission to use Fizzarolli's head for a wall decorating." Stolas said.

Asmodeus grows outraged and rips the contract out of Stolas' hands, "WAIT, WHAT?!"

"Juuuust making sure you're paying attention!" The lawyer laughs nervously, "Here's the real contract." Crimson's lawyer retrieves a stack of papers and shoves them forward on the desk.

"Oohoohoohoo! This will be fun! I love words!" Stolas said clapping his hands

Asmodeus becomes angry, and burns the fake contract.

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Fizzarolli struggles to escape his imprisonment, while Blitzo and Ezra watch it all happen.

"Ya know? You're really bad at this." Blitzo said

Fizzarolli grunts, and falls down again, "Hmmm, ya know? Last time I checked, I was a FUCkING JESTER, NOT an escape arti—" Fizz's struggling gets him zapped due to rubbing his arms together in his wrap. He shoots up, his head slams the cage, leaving an indent, and he falls back down.

"That's gotta hurt." Ezra said

"I just wanna go home..." Fizzarolli sniffled

"Hmm... You want us to get you out?" Ezra smirked

"Y-y-yes..." Fizzarolli whimpered

Blitzo smiles as he stands up, raising his foot to extract a knife from under his shoe.

"You had a knife this whole time?!" Fizzarolli yelled angrily

Blitzo cuts the ropes off himself and Ezra, then he grabs Fizzarolli by the shoulder, startling him, with the knife pointed in his direction. Fizz whimpers, thinking he's going to stab him, but Blitzo actually cuts the tape off him, freeing his arms. He tosses him the knife.

"Now stop bitchin' while we work this." Blitzo said

Blitzo and Ezra observe their surroundings; an imp on a forklift, goons playing on a pool table, a muscular imp stacking a card tower, and a few more demons lounging — from there, he spots the cage's remote control.

"Ahhh, bingo!"

"So what now, geniuses?" Fizzarolli asked

"See that remote?" Ezra asked pointing below

"I mean, I could stretch down there..." Fizzarolli begins

"No, no... I have a better idea." Blitzo said

Blitzo shakes the cage, causing some boxes to fall. This creates a domino effect, as the boxes collapse nearby a few demons, throwing his beer mug in the air. As the muscular imp finishes his card tower, the rest of the demons cheer, but the moment is quickly ruined as the beer mug knocks it all down; causing the muscular imp, in a fit of rage, to pull out a gun and shoot nearly everywhere and everyone.

"Keep it down! I'm shootin' 8-ball ova here!" A mafia imp yelled

"The fuck's goin' on?" Another imp asked

As the gunfire continues, the imp on the forklift gets shot, causing the truck to spin out of control, knocking everything in its way, "SHUT THE FUCK UP—" The imp yelled. He notices the forklift approaching him, "Oh, fuck me..."

The forklift knocks him in the air in slow motion with a few pool balls in motion, while Fizzarolli and Blitzo are observing the whole situation, with Blitzo enjoying popcorn. Amidst the explosion, the white cue ball lands on the scaffolding and rolls closer to the far end of the warehouse. Blitzo, with a drink, shifts Fizzarolli's head to see where this goes, with the cue ball making a stop, right above the remote. As it falls over, it hits the "DOWN" button—but nothing seems to happen.

"Well... That didn't w—"

The cage immediately drops down and collapses. As the smoke subsides, Fizzarolli coughs while Blitzo and Ezra dust themselves off while smirking.

"Show off..." Fizzarolli said flipping them off

Crimson and his goons come in, he lifts up a cucumber slice to see that Blitzo, Ezra, and Fizzarolli have freed themselves and caused a mess in the process.

"THE FUCK?! GET THEM!" Crimson yelled

One of the goons fires a net gun at Fizzarolli and Ezra, but Blitzo pushes them out of the way. He grabs his hand to escape from the rapid gunfire. Blitzo spots a nearby gun and fires back. While Fizzarolli makes a run for it, two of the goons push down some boxes to prevent him from escaping, causing him to run back where he came from. As a bigger demon approaches him, he throws a juggling stick, and blowing an airhorn. But he still gets caught, then throws a banana peel, but no one slips on it.

"Augh, this usually works!" He struggles to break free, "Goddammit!" One of the Mafia Imps approaches him, about to hit him with a cane.

"FUCK!" Before he can get hit, Fizzarolli manages to slip away, as the bigger demon gets hit instead. Fizzarolli then bumps back to Blitzo and Ezra.

"What the fuck, Fizz?! How is someone this flexible, this useless in combat?!" Blitzo dodges every one of the mafia's attacks with Fizzarolli beneath him.

Ezra dodges the bullets, taking out a pair of knives and a gun as well before attacking back.

"I'm a performer! I sing, I dance, I promote products that I don't actually use... I don't do danger!"

With a few of the demons out for the count, Blitzo, Ezra, and Fizzarolli make a run for it.

"Well good to know you're still a wimpy circus puss." Blitzo said

The three climb up a ladder while Blitzo quickly shoots a mafia member aiming for them.

"I'd give you a comeback, but that'd imply I give a shit what you think." Fizzarolli growls, he turns away from Blitzo and Ezra on the ladder and nearly falls over before Blitzo pulls him up.

"You always cared what I thought!" Blitzo said

"After what you did to me?" Fizzarolli said

"I didn't do anything! It was an accident!" Blitzø shouts and Fizzarolli looks shocked but it turns into a glare. "AN ACCIDENT?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"

(Flashback)

A younger Fizzarolli balances himself on a circus ball while balancing spinning plates on sticks. A younger Blitzø watches with a sad look.

"You always had it out for me, because people liked me better!"

A teen Blitzø looks at a teen Fizzarolli enviously as Cash Buckzo hands him a birthday card with the front reading, "Wish you were my son".

"You wanted me gone, because you were jealous! Just wanting the spotlight!"

A teen Violet runs over to Fizzarolli and hugs him. Fizzarolli hugs her back. A teen Fizzarolli looks over to Blitzo with a smile as he waves to him, but teen Blitzo glares at him with envy and hatred as he turns his back on him with the curtains flapping at his wake. Suddenly, the curtains ignite with green fire.

"I looked up to you, I thought you were my best friend..."

The fire spreads quickly with the other circus performers including Cash Buckzo screaming and dashing for the nearest exits while Fizzarolli was knocked to the ground.

He quickly scrambled away to escape from the advancing fire.

"YOU RUINED MY LIFE!"

Fizzarolli opened a flap to crawl out, but fireworks were on the other side. His eyes widened as the fireworks exploded and the whole circus burst into flames.

"And then you just left me..."

Fizzarolli, mangled and nearly lifeless, drags his bloodied body desperately towards Blitzø, who was standing in front of him with his hand covering one side of his face.

"I lost so much because of you. If it wasn't for Violet I wouldn't have made it out alive!"

Fizzarolli's broken horns disintegrate and chip off, his eyes watering with pain and desperation as Blitzø turns his back. He stretches his hand out desperately for help while his whole arm was still caught on fire and badly burning and bleeding, his bones showing as Violet ran towards him and Blitzø ran towards another blazing tent.

"And you selfish piece of shit... YOU DIDN'T EVEN CARE!"

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"I DID CARE!" Blitzø turns around to face him with tears in his eyes, Ezra gasping as Fizzarolli looks mildly taken aback, "It WAS an accident! IT WAS!"

One of Crimson's henchmen climbs up from a nearby aisle with his gun pointed at them. Fizzarolli reacts quickly and grabs Blitzø and Ezra as his robotic limbs extend to avoid the numerous bullets the henchman was shooting at them. He then swings himself, Blitzø, and Ezra under one of the shelves just as another henchman crawled up next to his comrade.

"Ok, you're right, it was all my fault, ok?" Blitzø says, "I...I should've done more to help, I was...I was trying..." Fizzarolli slowly grows less agitated, "There was so much going on...I was trying to get help, Fizz, I just..." he looks down with a sorrowful sigh, "It was still my fault..."

Fizzarolli still gives him a look of disapproval, "Glad you could admit it. Want a medal?"

"Look, I'm sorry, Fizz..."

Flashback

Blitzø turns away from Fizzarolli, looking down at a letter and rose in his hand meant for the clown imp. He marches off with angry tears as he shoves an imp aside with a birthday cake which causes him to drop the cake and set aflame to the circus tents.

"I am so sorry you and Violet got so hurt..."

Blitzø throws the letter and the rose to the ground and walks away, unaware of the fire roaring behind him. A trio of demon horses flee when the fire spooks them.

"I'm sorry for what you lost, and I... I know I can never make it right."

Blitzø looks around in a state of shock in front of the tent Fizzarolli was in as Violet starts running over to him. Suddenly, the impact of the fireworks exploding inside launches out, knocking the princess away, knocking her unconscious, and leaving Blitzø with several scars.

"But you have no idea what I lost in that fire..."

Blitzø directs the other circus performers before turning over to a specific tent that was engulfed entirely in green flames. He quickly runs over to it as a picture falls to the ground, showing Blitzø and Barbie hugging their mother before the picture burns up.

"I mean it's...it's all my fault, I'd hate me too..." Blitzø sheds a tear, quickly wiping it away as Fizzarolli looks up at him with a sorrowful expression, "I mean I do hate--SHIIIIIIIIIIT!" a goon appears out of nowhere and holds Ezra in a headlock with a smug grin.

Blitz pulls the gun under his captor's chin and blows off his head offscreen, with Fizzarolli witnessing it happen and the three imps put their heads back into the game as the duo scampered through the shelf hurriedly.

"So, why didn't you try to tell me any of this? Or come see me? Even once would've been fine!" Fizzarolli asked

"I tried... Beside Violet were all I had left, Fizz. But they told me you didn't want to see me." Blitzo said

"I never told them that!" Fizzarolli yelled

"Bullshit... You didn't?" Blitzo asked

"No! And no one told me you came!" Fizzarolli said

"Wait, so then..." Ezra trails off before the trio share a look of realization.

"Oooohhh...."

A goon climbs up the ladder and grabs Ezra's tail, causing him to scream. Blitzo uses his gun to blow up the goon's head, "WAAAOOOHHH, CHRIST ON A STICK!"

"TRYING TO HAVE A FUCKIN' EMOTIONAL MOMENT, HERE!" Fizzarolli yelled

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Stolas and Asmodeus are still talking with Crimson's lawyer about the contract. Asmodeus looks at his watch as time flies by, not looking very happy. Stolas is pacing around the room holding the contract, "Okay, so! I believe this draft allows for some factory ownership, specifically located in the Greed Ring... With allocated funds going to your client for the foreseeable future... While ensuring the safe return of one "Fizzarolli"." Stolas slams the contract on the table and glares, sliding it towards the lawyer.

"Yeah, sure, sounds good...Now lemme just re-read thissssssuh..." the lawyer drinks out of his white coffee mug that says "Live Laugh Law".

"HURRY UP!" Asmodeus yelled

"Yelling won't make me read faster." The greed lawyer said, smugly

Asmodeus starts turning red as his anger and flames grow hotter. Stolas, whose cape gets burned by the flames, quickly stomps them out.

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Fizzarolli throws a goon as he is helping Blitzø and Ezra, "Misunderstanding or no, it's hard to just forgive you." Ezra shoots at a couple of goons, "It's BEEN fifteen years and...That's so much time...But!" he flings Blitzø around as the imp continues shooting goons, "I guess you didn't really ruin my life."

"What, you're telling me getting blown up didn't ruin your life?" Blitzo asked

"Yeah what he said, how did you deal with it?" Ezra asked

"It was painful-Ha!" he hits a goon with Blitzø, "and challenging, and y'know" he puts Blitzø down, "FUCK YOU STILL. But, it's not like I'm broken, and I now have someone who understands me and-Hyah! Hah! Fuck you!" the trio fight more goons before landing to the ground, "My life has actually been pretty great."

"Yeah, that's lovely. You got a good thing going with that horny rooster fucker, don't ya?" Blitzo asked

Fizzarolli gets flustered, UH, CUZ, YOU KNOW, IT'S A GREAT GIG! And...and...and he's got the BIGGEST COCK! You know? LIKE MASSIVE!"

"Okay I am too young to hear all of this." Ezra said, covering his ears

Fizzarolli starts making gestures with his arms, "I mean imagine like...THE BIGGEST! JUST A GIANT, HUGE, LIKE A KAIJU! But it's a COCK, ya know what I mean? LIKE A BIG MONSTER! It's BIG, it's HUGE-"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it, I get it!" Blitzø puts a hand on his shoulder, "I'm happy for ya, Fizz."

Fizzarolli looks at Blitzo's hand on his shoulder and smiles at him, until the goons start to slowly corner them. Striker pushes them aside and walks forward.

"If ya wanna prove yourself, cowboy, here's your chance!" Crimson said

Striker grins and walks towards them, "You been a pain in my ass long enough, Blitz." His eyes glows menacingly, "NOW, I'm gon' break you like a FUCKIN' HORSE!" He grabs his rope and pulls it.

"Ohhhh, don't you dare talk sexy to ME." Blitzo grinned

"You're still on the horse thing?!" Fizzarolli asks in surprise.

"Dude, what is it with you and horses?" Ezra asked

Striker laughs as he, Crimson, and the goons corner them more.

"Wanna bet?!" A voice yelled

Blitzo pushed Fizz and Ezra to the ground shielding them from the big pipe that just dropped on the goons except for Crimson and Striker who jumped out of the way. 

"Took you long enough, Vi." Blitzo said

"Sorry, I got held up." Violet said, she sighs moving her hair away from her face walking towards them. Violet then uses her powers to shake the entire building to the ground. "Let's go home, boys." She said with a smile earning a smile back from them.

Violet watched them go ahead of her and her attention went to Striker who was knocked out by some heavy boxes from her attack on the place. 

"Since that piece of shit ran away, I want you to send a little message for Crimson." Violet said as she kneels. "That if he values his life so much, he will stay the fuck away from my family that includes Millie and Moxxie. If not I'll make sure to bring my dear father in the mix and we both can have our fun with him, same with you." She threatens patting Striker's cheek with a smile. 

"Now, have fun getting out of here." Violet leaves with a whistle tune

"Let go home." She said. 

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Asmodeus checks the time before standing up and slamming his hands on the table, "THAT'S IT!" he grabs the lawyer by the shirt as his face becomes red and his flames grow high, "I'm going to fucking END YOUR LIFE!"

Fizzarolli comes in panting heavily.

"FIZZIEEEE!" Asmodeus shoves the lawyer into the chair and heads to Fizzarolli, who tears up happily.

"OZZIIEEEE!"

Asmodeus scoops Fizzarolli up as they twirl around for a moment, before Asmodeus starts smooching Fizzarolli affectionately.

"Get fucked, little one." Stolas said as leaves

The lawyer puts his briefcase on the desk and tries to close it, but he hears Fizzarolli chuckling. He looks up to see him and Asmodeus standing above him. They smirk at each other before advancing on the shark demon who backs away to the chair, "OH MY SATAN!!!"

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Asmodeus leaves his office with Fizzarolli in his arms as he closes the door behind him, sighing, "I'm so glad you're okay, babe..." he nuzzles the imp, snapping his fingers to turn off the lights, "You ain't never leaving the palace without protection AGAIN." he walks down the hall, the two doing some romantic but not sexual actions as the succubi and incubi give them shocked looks.

Fizzarolli blushes from embarrassment, "Oz...You know there's eyes around..."

"I know. I don't care. Cuz they know if they tell anyone, I'll..." Asmodeus punches a statue of a nude incubus right in the dick, causing a large crack and large chunks to fall off the statue, "...BREAK THEM." After the succubi and incubi hear and see that, they immediately leave the room as Asmodeus presses buttons on the elevator.

"Well, don't worry. Today I learned that I hate going outside!" Fizzarolli exclaims as they get into the elevator.

"You won't have too again." Asmodeus said

Fizzarolli leans against his chest, somewhat frowning and looking down. Their elevator then stops as Asmodeus walks forward and sets Fizzarolli onto a table, "I'm sorry...I got a little messy..."

Asmodeus sets down a box and opens it, getting out a robotic arm to replace Fizzarolli's broken one, "You don't need to apologize for getting banged up, babe, I'm just sorry I couldn't be there."

Fizzarolli smiles, "It's okay, Oz...guess I'm just not used to this kinda thing." the two sigh.

"It's been an intense day. Just, take it easy, okay?" Asmodeus opens a curtain.

"Oh, it's fine, I'm fine, really! You know I bounce back fast!" Fizzarolli giggles but then winces in pain over his broken arm, but still manages a thumbs up. Asmodeus shakes his head in amusement as he grabs the tools he needs, "Soooo...besides my whole scary hostage thing, how was your day?"

"Well, I was stuck with Stolas the whole time who by the way asked me, to give him one of my crystals as a gift for his girlfriend and her boss, that guy you hate! So...I told him, "NO!" Mm-hmm!" Asmodeus softly and carefully cuts around Fizzarolli's sleeve to get access to the broken robotic arm.

"Meh... fuck it. Let him have it." Fizzarolli said

"Excuse me?" Asmodeus asked

"Yeah, why not? You could say...he earned it." Fizzarolli smiles as he looks out at the rain.

"Alright then... ♫Anything for you...♫" Asmodeus attaches the new robotic arm to Fizzarolli, the arm glowing as he starts stretching and jumping around before landing in Asmodeus' arms.

"Now, I don't know about you, but having a violent brush with crime has given me a whole mess of new kinks! You wanna go... "make a mess?""

"You really think that's a good idea right now, Fizz?"

"Sure...don't you?"

"Well...Obviously."

Fizzarolli laughs as he snuggles with Asmodeus, with the doors closing in on them, "Meow, meow, cuddle meow..."

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