Mammon's Magnificent Musical Mid-season Special (ft Fizzarolli)
Flashback
A giant stadium is at the center of the Greed Ring where thousands of spectators are watching the stage at the front. Spotlights shine everywhere before green flames sprout at the stands.
"Alright, folks! Give it up for the king of all things greeeen! Hell's number one clown! The money-maker himself!" The announcer said
A giant sign pops up from the stands and makes a spinning slot motion like a slot machine before it stops at a jackpot, revealing the name of the sign: Mammon.
A teenage Violet, Blitzo, and Fizzarolli were all screaming and they were making applause for the most popular figure in Greed Ring.
"The sin you all looove most - Mammon, King of Greeeed!" The announcer said
Mammon slides on stage with a guitar and pops up on stage with green flames and confetti bursting from behind him, wearing sunglasses.
"Heya, implings! How're you little c**** (honk) doing tonight? I hope you're ready for the best fucking show you will ever see in your...shit lives!
Blitzo, and Fizzarolli screamed out their lungs while Violet just stared as the crowd begins to cheer
"Right. I got tons of really fuckin' cool shit for you 'ere tonight. But, first, how many of you worthless bitches wanna be big clowns like me someday?" Mammon asked
Everyone in the crowd except for Violet began to scream their lungs out.
"I do, I do!" Fizzarolli yelled
"Me, me, me, me, me!" Blitzo yelled
"Well, I'm happy to announce that I will be starting up a new, yearly clown pageant!" Mammon yelled
A giant sign appears behind Mammon that says, "Mammon's Super Fucking Rad as Shit Clown Pageant" and more smoke explosions came on stage along with fireworks and confetti.
The crowd begins to cheer as the camera comes up close to Mammon.
"You know- Like one 'a them fucked up beauty contests, but for clowns, so it's better!" Mammon yelled as a big sign appeared behind him, "Just for all you aspiring, clown kids out there!" He picks up an imp child with glasses, "A new chance to work with me, Mammon!"
Blitzo became uncomfortable thinking about it and looked at Violet, while Fizzarolli was staring at Mammon with bright eyes of admiration.
"And be the new face of my clown-ish brand!" Mammon yelled, he pulled the imp kid back like a rubber band before throwing him off-stage.
"I can't wait to see all the new talent I can exploi- - u-um, fuck. Wait, I mean enjoy uh, watching me grow my empire! Also, if you're a chick, maybe give up on your dreams now. Cause, I'm not gonna lie: women just ain't funny." Mammon said
"Asshole." Violet muttered
"ANYWAY! My plan is to find the new face of my brand, YEAH! So, they gotta bring the good shit! The winner will get to be like the son I never had, and I'll be like the stepdad that will love you when it's convenient!" Mammon yelled
Fizzarolli continues to look at Mammon with exciting admiration, Blitzo turns sour, and Violet pulls out her middle finger and flips him off.
"Wow!" Fizzarolli yelled
Blitzo and Violet raised their eyebrows at Fizzarolli.
"You might be a lunchbox, an action figure, Saturday morning cartoon. Hell, I might even make a sex robot of ya! I don't know! I mean, if we'll make money, sure. But it's not weird." Mammon said
He spots a random imp in the crowd and then he points at the one with glasses, "You're weird, you sick fuck! And, if you say it's exploitation, fuck you! It's not exploitation! If you think that then you're a dickhead."
Then the camera makes a close up again.
"Anyway, CLOWNS!" Mammon yelled
As Mammon finishes a large horde of clowns and begins to cover the entire audience.
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Violet, Blitzo and Fizzarolli are walking down the street after the whole clown swarming fiasco in the stadium.
"Alright, I'm gonna say it. That was too many clowns." Blitzo said
"I have to win that pageant someday. Can you imagine how amazing it would be to get to work with him?" Fizzarolli said
"I don't know Fizz, I've worked with people like him before and trust me it's not always great." Violet said
"And besides, what's the point? Isn't being the star of our imp circus enough? Plenty of people already know who you are, Fizz. You don't need to go work for Mammon like some creepy mascot." Blitzo said
"It's not about that! It's getting to work with my idol." Fizzarolli said as his eyes sparkled, "I just love that he's giving someone new the chance to be in the spotlight! He's an inspiration."
"Fizz, let me tell you this, I know he's your idol but it's not always great to meet your heroes." Violet said
"Well he's- definitely something alright. I mean, I dunno, was it worth all our savings just to have him put on an over-hyped commercial, and then bitch about taxes, and then assault us with clowns, vomit, and pass out on stage?" Blitzo said
"So worth it!" Fizzarolli said
Unbeknownst to the trio, a stranger appears behind the light post, looking at them from behind before he scurries away like a raccoon.
"Blitzo, Vi, do you think I could win if I worked really hard? - I think..." Fizzarolli begins
"I think if anyone's gonna be the new clown face on everything," Blitzo grabs Fizzarolli by the head, gives him a nuzzle and chuckles, "-it'll be you, Fizz."
"Fizz, you are a talented clown, who always puts his friends first before others, you have what it takes." Violet
As the trio are talking, the stalker appears in front of them, under a light post shining on him, "Holy, shit! You're Fizzarolli! Oh, MAN! Your stuff is great!!" Bernie yelled
Fizzarolli is creeped out by the sudden appearance of a crazed fan standing before him, "Oh- hey, there. Thank you, I appreciate that." Fizz said
Fizzarolli, Violet, and Blitzo find the crazed fan hard to ignore, so they try to walk past him to get away from him. But just as they were ahead, the crazed fan zips past them to be in their way, stopping them from leaving.
"Woah- oh- okay." Fizzarolli said
"Dude, there is a thing called personal space!" Violet yelled
"After seeing your shows, I wanted to get into clown performing, too!" Bernie said
Fizzarolli was looking a bit nervous, but Blitzo looked like he didn't care. Violet on the other hand was worried.
"I'm really good!" Bernie yelled
Fizzarolli gives a nervous chuckle and he heads toward him to give the crazed fan a handshake as a sign of appreciation. On the other hand, Blitzo was scowling at the crazed fan, and somehow, he recognized him.
"Hey, aren't you that creep who's always trying to sniff around our dressing rooms?" Blitzo asked
"Oh yeah, he is, I remember having to use my powers multiple times on this creep!" Violet said
Fizz was about to give him a handshake, he stops, suddenly, Burnie grabs hard on it and then he pulls Fizzarolli up close to his face, completely oblivious to Blitzo and Violet's presence.
"I have the best idea for a duo performance between us, that should spice up your act. Picture this: We start it like a romantic, ballroom dance or a-" Bernie begins
"Dude, weird fuckin' pitch. Fuck off!" Blitzo yelled
"I was talking to the clown, asshole!" Bernie yelled
Burnie twists Fizzarolli around to face away from Blitzo and Violet so he can continue on with his crazy sexual obsession with him.
"I'm sorry, Fizzie. I'm not normally so aggressive, I promise. I've just waited my whole life for an opportunity like this!" Bernie said, his glasses reflect on the anxiously nervous Fizzarolli, "With your fame, and my raw, undiscovered talent, I know we can-"
"Hey, shit-dick, beat it now or I'll make ya swallow your fangs!" Violet yelled, having enough of that creep.
"Yeah, what she said!" Blitzo yelled
"Fizz! You don't want me to leave, right? Tell him you don't want me to go!" Bernie said
Fizzarolli pulls his hand back, feeling uncomfortable, "I- uhm- We have to go now. Thanks, though!" Fizzarolli said
Blitzo and Violet shove past him and the trio kept on walking.
"Eugh! Fiiizz! FIZZAROLLIIII!" Bernie yelled in anguish
Fizzarolli throws one nervous glance behind to Burnie before leaving with Blitzo and Violet.
"Fine! Fuck you! You think you're better than me, you elitist prick? Your act's fucking trash anyways!" Bernie yelled
"Cheeeese and hot sauce Fizz, your fans are something else." Blitzo said
"What if my acts are trash? What if I'm never good enough?" Fizzarolli asked
"Hey, hey. Don't let one asshole get to you, 'kay? You're- you are plenty good enough." Violet said
"But, I have to be perfect." Fizzarolli said
"Do you?" Blitzo asked
"I'll just have to keep practicing, and someday, maybe, I'll be good enough for M-"
End of Flashback
Mammon reappears on screen, "It's me, Mammon! And I'm here to announce the amazing new brand–" He showcases the new robotic android of the original Fizzarolli, "Fizzie! We got a Fizzie for every occasion!"
The commercial shows various Robo Fizzes that are branded for every purposes and skills such as a small, plush one being stomped on, one posing as a fireman, a therapist, one waiting in a shopping line, as a doctor, one that was big and obese before deflating into being small and skinny, one where Hellhound kids were chewing on while fighting over it, one being used by a teen imp as a chair, three horny female imps licking and sucking on another one.
"We got fluffy, toy Fizzie, fireman Fizzie, therapist Fizzie, wait in line for you Fizzie, doctor Fizzie: beeps every time it senses cancer! Fat Fizzie, skinny Fizzie, so many Fizzies! And if you wanna fuck 'em, you can! We got Fizzies for the kids, Fizzies for the teens, and Fizzies for you sick, fucking degenerate adults! We got 'em all! All based on my new face, Fizzieee!"
Mammon grabs the now adult Fizzarolli on camera. He appears to be nervously smiling with a bead of sweat on his forehead. He jabs a thumb to himself to show he's the one and only real Fizzarolli.
"That's me!" Fizzarolli said, laughing uncomfortable
"Buy yours now! Do it!" Mammon yelled
End of Commercial
Fizzarolli was looking into his mirror when he notices his scar is showing, "Oh, fuck. Mammon is gonna notice that. Ozzie! Where did my foundation go?!" Fizzarolli asked
"This is the tenth year in a row you've done this stupid pageant, Froggie. And you win everytime! How come you're always so dead set on this?" Asmodeus asked
"I wanna make Mammon proud, okay? He's- really passionate about the craft of clown. He expects perfection, so I- I gotta be perfect." Fizzarolli said as he slumps into the couch as Asmodeus approached him.
"Fizz, you ain't perfect! Nobody is! How abooout, you sit this one out, and let someone else take the spotlight? You deserve a break. Or a vacation, where you don't have to fend off creeps the entire time." Asmodeus said
"I had to fend of creeps before the robots, I just have thirstier ones, now. Besides, I just- have to do this!" Fizzarolli said
"Lemme rephrase: I don't like how many creeps you have now, thanks to Mammon. And I don't like designing sex toys with your likeness for him! Pretty sure you feel the same." Asmodeus frowned
"I just don't think about it, a toy is a toy! Look, Ozz, I'm fine. Working for Mammon is a big deal to me. He's been my idol since I was five, I can't just- not compete! I'd be letting him down! Th-the fans down!" Fizzarolli said
"Mammon can eat my ass - in a bad way. Fizz, I've known that guy since the start of Hell, and He. Fucking. Sucks. Always has! He doesn't even do clown shit anymore." Asmodeus said
Asmodeus takes out the foundation and Fizzarolli takes the jar and, while facing the mirror, applies some until the grey patch is gone, "I just don't want you doing all this for someone's approval. Sometimes heroes let you down." Asmodeus said
"I know, Ozz. But, this- i-is for me. I don't wanna lose." Fizzarolli said
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Blitzo is sitting in his apartment watching tv and eating cereal when he suddenly gets a call, "Yello?" Blitzo said
"- Is this- Fizz's former bestie, then lifelong enemy, then recent hero, now newly rekindled sort of friend, Blitzo?" Asmodeus asked
"Ehn, that is a weird way to put it, but eeyup, that's me." Blitzo said
"This is Asmodeus." Asmodeus said
"Oh, shit. The big Ozz himself! Heh, is there a reason you're calling me on the weekend Your sin- sinness? Sinfulness? Sin- Royal, big man?" Blitzo said
"You've lived rent free in Fizz's head for years, so I can't help feel he values your take on things." Asmodeus said
"Yeah, I was the one who usually had the stronger opinions. Yeah like, like one time, he tried convincing me that juggling was cool, but it's only a little cool at best." Blitzo said
"Look, he's deadset on re-entering Greed's yearly clown pageant." Asmodeus said
"Wow, big fucking surprise there." Blitzo said
"I was hoping to have some...backup in convincing him that this thing is a waste of time." Asmodeus said
"What? Why? Doesn't he always win?" Blitzo asked
"'Cause Mammon is a selfish, manipulative, piece of SHIT! And Fizz... doesn't listen to me when I try to tell him that." Asmodeus said
"Well, my special skills are killing things without giving fucks, and pointing out people's flaaaws... Alright, count me in!" Blitzo said
Asmodeus hangs up and calls Violet.
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Violet was hanging out with Stolas as they were cuddled up in bed together. She receives a call.
"Hey pumpkin." Asmodeus said
"Hey Uncle Ozzie, what can I do for you?" Violet asked
"Well you know it's around that time for that clown pageant again, and Fizzarolli is dead set on entering." Asmodeus said
"Big fucking suprise there." Violet said
"I need your help in convincing him to drop out, because you know he needs a break." Asmodeus said
"Why would he listen to me? I've tried everything to get him to drop out, but every year it's always the same: "I can't let him down" or "I don't want to lose"." Violet said
"Yeah I know pumpkin, but you won't be alone this time, Blitzo will be there to help you." Asmodeus said
"Well I guess as long as Blitzo is there to help me control my anger around Uncle Mammon, this should work." Violet said, "Plus, maybe if I perform the pageant with him again it would be fun."
"Yes! Thank you sweetie!" Asmodeus said
"No problem." Violet said and she hangs up
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A limousine arrives in front of a red carpet and Fizzarolli leaps out of the limo to greet the fans as they cheer him on.
"Hup- hup- Hey!"
Violet and Asmodeus teleport out in his lowkey form while Blitzo, dressed as a bodyguard, falls out and faceplants onto the ground.
"Fuck!" Blitzo yelled
Fizzarolli, Violet, and Asmodeus walk down the red carpet, while Blitzo brushes himself off, and catches up with them, pulling a gun out.
"We love you, Fizz! Yeah, baby, yeah!" The crowd yelled
"Wow, I have not been to a crowded event in years." Blitzo said
"Me too." Violet said
"Can you remind me why you both are here, again?" Fizzarolli asked
"I uuuh- invited them. To help you, with extra security. You know your fans. Since I can't be with you, I felt they'd be the next best thing." Asmodeus said
"They'd be the next best thing?" Fizzarolli asked
"Well, he and Violet kept you safe when I wasn't able to, so I trust that." Asmodeus said
An imp child in the crowd lets out a high-pitched laugh, only for Blitzo to aim a gun at him.
"Blitzo?! What the fuck is wrong with you?" Violet yelled as she pulled him away from the kids
Asmodeus chuckles nervously.
"Mmm-hmm. L'il sus, babe." Fizzarolli whispered
Fizzarolli walks ahead as Asmodeus, Violet and Blitzo share a glance at each other. The two nod and Asmodeus leaves the area. Blitzo and Violet catch up with Fizzarolli.
"You're doing an awesome job, Fizzarolli!" The crowd yelled
"Come on, it's just like old times. Violet and I will make sure no one gives you shit, today." Blitzo said
"You mean besides you?
Mammon appears, "Aaay, there he is!" He holds Fizzarolli's face by the jaw, "Now, how's my bright, shiny, brand baby doing? Ready to reclaim your win another year? Yeah?"
"You know it, Mammon sir." Mammon said
Mammon puts Fizzarolli back down, "Goooood. Cause, you know, I saw your competition, and it's pretty stiff, right? You are gonna have to try extra hard like- fixin' that posture."
Fizzarolli straightens up.
"Not gonna lie, you're looking a bit chungo, yeah?" Mammon said as he pats on Fizzarolli's tummy.
Blitzo removed his sunglasses in disbelief.
"Maybe lose a few so we don't gotta make any more adjustments to the Fizzies. People like 'em skinny as FUCK." Mammon said
"Oh- right, sir. Of course! I'll work on that." Fizzarolli awkwardly says
"What?!" Blitzo said appalled
"Excuse me?!" Violet yelled angrily
Blitzo and Violet approach Mammon and Fizzarolli.
"Well well, if it isn't my little niece, why don't you give your uncle a hug?
"You touch me and you die." Violet threatened
"Oh Violet you and your jokes are so funny am I right hahaha." Fizzarolli said
"And who's this dumpster-diver ya got here with ya?" Mammon asked
"Hi, yes. Nice to meet you, I'm the one who saw through your fake-ass bullshit from the day I had to spend all my savings on the shit covered, dick show you called a performance. Thanks for that, by the way." Blitzo said
Blitzo and Violet pound their fists together.
"Haha- ha- ignore him, sir. He's uh- he's like this all the time. He thinks he's funny." Fizzarolli said
"Offended." Blitzo said
"Riiight, yeah. You can shut your c***-ass mouth, boy." I'll see you on stage! And don't forget to fuckin' smile Fizzarolli.
Fizzarolli gives Mammon a big smile and a salute. Then Mammon steps closer to the tent, "The smile is the face people like to seeee froooom you!" Mammon disappears in a puff of green smoke.
"Wow, that guy sucks so hard." Blitzo said
"I agree." Violet said
Fizzarolli turned to Blitz, "Look Blitz, I get why Ozz brought you here because of Violet, but can you two at least not talk back to my boss?! I need this gig!"
"Why? Don't you have the world's best sugar daddy?" Blitzo asked
"I just need it, okay?!" He takes a deep breath and mutters "Smile inside and out." He then smiled at the crowd as he walked down
"We love you, Fizz! We love you, Fill! We love you, Fizz! Ready for another win, Fizz?" The crowd said
"Oh, pfft- well, I don't wanna assume, but as always I have an act that's without a doubt gonna-"
"-fucking lose!" A voice yelled
Fizzarolli stops and turns to see a demon with aquatic features stopped in front of him.
The demon flips her fin hair and then moves to reveal her sister before they pose together. Then the crowd goes wild for the new addition: The Glam Sisters.
"Oooh, fun. You gals gonna be competing as well? That's really nice." Fizzarolli said
Glitz interrupted him "You can shut up now you fugly imp."
"Yeah, see we didn't come to chat, we came to win." Glam said
"Wow, what attractive attitudes you got."
"Like we care what your opinion is Fizza- ah-" Glitz tried to think of an insult until Glam said "-rotty!"
"Shut up, I was thinking of one!" Glitz said annoyed
"Should've been faster." Glam said
"Whore!" Glitz yelled
"Slow-ass, bitch." Glam said
"Glitz, you are 38 years old, how long are you going to keep doing this?" Violet asked
"Violet, how can I be 38, you've been trying for many years to get where we are baby–"
"Go back to the Pride ring where you and your whore son belong—"
Violet goes to grab the Glam sisters hair but Blitzo holds her back.
"You know, it's pretty telling that you snatches can't even keep your stupid mirror schtick together. It ain't cute." Blitzo said
"We don't need to." Glitz said
"We put our energy towards our performance." Glam said
"And winning Mammon's favor." Glitz said
"Oh, well. I look forward to seeing what you do, and may the best clown w-"
"We plan to." The Glam sisters said in unison
Glam laughs as Glitz flips Fizzarolli off. The Glam sisters walk past Violet, Blitzo and Fizzarolli into the tent.
"Win." Fizzarolli said as he watched them go
"Ugh, I hate those bitches so much." Violet said
Blitz then said "Aw man, I didn't give a rat's ass about this competition, but Christ on a stick Fizz, pile drive those sluts."
Fizzarolli looked at the two then became worried
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Inside the tent a shark-shaped arena is housing the competition. The contestants appear on stage under spotlights as the crowd goes wild. Mammon sits in a web-like seat at the very back, accompanied by two robo-fizzies, one of them fanning him. Mammon sinks his teeth into a chicken drumstick as the contest begins.
"We've certainly got some quality up here tonight, folks. Will Mr. Ten years running come out on top? Or is it time for fresh meat?" The announcer said
Fizzarolli performs his juggling act on a unicycle, but he ends up with the balls bouncing off of his head.
♪ Juggling, it's objectively cool ♪
♪ Our returning champ is nobody's fool ♪
♪ But, what's this? ♪
The Glam sisters above him are on a tightwire. Glitz is sitting on a unicycle pedaling while holding up Glam, who is upside down and juggling the balls with her feet. Glam lets the balls fall, landing on Glitz's knee as she balances them perfectly.
♪ The twins bring it up to the wire ♪
Then the Glam sisters are lit on blue fire as they glare smugly.
♪ Also, they're on fire ♪
♪ Points for style (Points for style) ♪
♪ The crowd goes wild (Crowd goes wild) ♪
The scoreboard changes, putting Glitz and Glam in the lead with 123 points. Fizzarolli trailing behind with 115.
♪ It's the pie gag and the twins want a taste, ♪
Glitz and Glam smile to the audience as they pick up a pie with one hand and hold each other's free hand.
♪ But, what's this? ♪
The Glam sisters prepare to shove a pie in their face, when Fizzarolli appears in between them to take the hit. Then Glitz and Glam glare angrily as Fizzarolli sits down in a chair nearby, then he poses as a pile of pies drop on top of him. Then he kicks a leg upward and smiles as the residue of pies land on the girls' heads.
♪ It's Fizz in the face ♪
♪ He takes the cake and he eats it, too ♪
♪ He's hungry to win, and he's covered in goo ♪
♪ That's point for cream the crowd screams ♪
The scoreboard changes again, putting Fizzarolli in the lead with 375. Glitz and Glam trail behind with 327 points.
♪ Ba-ba-balloons, he's pumping them out ♪
Fizzarolli blows seven balloons up and then he twists them together to make an image of Mammon's head.
♪ From where I'm sittin' you can hear the crowd ♪
The Glam Sisters appear, holding a crown made out of balloons.
♪ Not give a shit cause the twins are here ♪
Glitz and Glam place their crown on top of Fizzarolli's Mammon face, stunning him.
♪ What's this, Violet joined in and holy fuck, that's some art
Mammon laughs, impressed with the action.
♪ They're full of sin and they're here to win ♪
The scoreboard changes, once again, this time tying Fizzarolli, Violet, and the Glam Sisters for first place with 666 points each. Then Glitz and Glam grin maliciously as they glare at a nervous Fizzarolli.
♪ Holy, moly! Things are not looking good for Fizz-a-rolli ♪
The crowd cheers as Mammon appears on stage, "And, now, you (honk) c****, we're down to our clowny finalists." Mammon said
"Mammon! Mammon!" The crowd yells
Mammon rushes over and holds Fizzarolli up, "My very own pride and joy, the marketable son I never had: Fizzarolli! And the surprisingly funny women act that made me reflect on my earlier statements: The Glam Sisters and my niece Violet Morningstar!"
Glitz and Glam along with Violet pose with Mammon. Fizzarolli puts on a forced smile for the audience, before Mammon pulls him over.
"Now, we're gonna have a quick meet 'n greet with our finalists...So, fork it over, kiddies! You know it's worth it!" Mammon continues laughing maniacally as he takes comically large bags of money from the guests before pushing and kicking them into the area.
He notices that someone put a lint and a coin and a paperclip in his hand and frowns, unimpressed.
The poor imp child eagerly stands in front of him, until Mammon snaps his fingers and a minion places a "Poor Sap" bag over his head and takes him away.
Glitz and Glam are posing for pictures while performing some acrobatic tricks.
Violet is posing and she smiles and waves at the audience. She notices Fizzarolli, hiding behind a cardboard cutout of himself, and he quietly approaches Mammon at the entrance.
"I'll be right back, everyone." Violet said
"Hey, Mammon, uh- I may not be uh- i-in the right headspace to interact with the fans right now. Is it okay if I maybe skip the whole thing?" Fizzarolli asked
"Psh, of course not." Mammon said as he was collecting the money
"I just really don't think that I'm really–"
Mammon picks Fizzarolli up by the face, muffling any explanations, "Aaaw, come on, Fizzie, my boy. Don't you wanna do this for your fans? Listen to them!"
A crowd of rabid fans are waiting to meet Fizzarolli
"They're dying to meet you! Dying to see your little Fizzie face! You gotta make a good impression, mate. The better the impression, the more they'll want a piece of you they can take home and fuck! Don't you want that, Fizzie? To be fucked?!" Mammon asked
"Uhhh, I mean, no, not really actually." He stammered a bit at his statement
"Fizzie, I-I'm not gonna lie, I want that. So come on, just do this one thing for me." He grabs his face, trying to convince him to continue.
"Okay sir." Fizzarolli muffles
Excitedly, Mammon said "Aw, you're a bloody legend, Fizzie! They're gonna wanna fuck you" he hugs Fizzarolli tightly again "like you're fucking my heart with joooy right now! Now get out there and make me proud" he placed Fizzarolli back down and pinched his cheek "you stupid, little, (HONK)."
Mammon disappears in a burst of smoke, causing Fizzarolli to cough, before Blitzo appears nearby, hanging from the ceiling by a cord attached to his belt.
"Are you okay, Fizz?" Violet asked as she approached him
"Wow, Fizz, you let him talk to you like that? You got some kinda secret kink I should know about or something?" Blitzo asked
Fizzarolli then explained as Blitz struggles to get out of the cord "It's just how he is."
"I mean shit, if he talked to me that way–"
"Ugh, it's fine." Fizzarolli said
Violet looked worried as she and Blitz looked at eachother
As Fizzarolli went to his fans, he put on a smile and greeted them "Heya folks, where ya from?"
A demon then flashed her breasts at Fizzarolli, surprising him and said "Oh Lust, love it there, obviously. Wet dreamsville, hah!" He greets the other fans then starts signing books, toys and even a hellhound's chest "Best pharmacies in Hell! Ragesburg well"
"Nice to meet cha, partner." He said in a southern accent to a wrath Imp, that spits out
"Ha ha, I don't do accents. Fun!" Fizzarolli said in his normals voice
He then hugs two of his fans "Ah, nice to meet you, too!" He then stood in front of the crowd "Thank you so much for coming to the show."
The crowd chants his name as he bows. "We love you, Fizz! Fizz! Fizz! Fizz! Fizz!"
Fizzarolli slowly frowned a bit until he noticed a kid imp smiling with a pen and paper in his hands.
Fizzarolli smiled and used sign language as well "Come on over here."
The kid rushes over and opens up his paper. Fizzarolli happily signs it and gives it to the kid, who smiles happily.
The kids then signed "I want to be a clown just like you."
Fizzarolli did the same "You can do anything you want to do." He stood up and held the child close as he said to the fans "I hope you're excited for the big finale!"
"Boo! Boo! Sellout piece of shit!" The crowd and Fizzarolli were confused as to who yelled out. As the crowd looked around, Fizzarolli gestured to the kid to head back into the crowd.
"Uh- wh- c-come again?" Fizzarolli nervously said
The imp that was booing Fizzarolli climbs out from the back of the crowd, revealing an Imp named Burnie Burnz, the stalker that is obsessed with Fizzarolli. He continues as he climbs over "Ughh, your act is such fucking trash; always has been. Except now, I have to see your smug face plastered on everything, everywhere! And, you can read all about it on my review blog: fuck-Fizz-but-not-in-a-sexy-way dot-compainer, dot-com, dot-org, dot-gov."
Burnie falls back into the crowd after having lost his balance. Fizzarolli shifts nervously at the reunion.
"Hah, well. Anyway, folks, heh–"
Burnie then crawled out of the crowd as he stood "You're not even a clown anymore. All you do is work at that overpriced, sleaze joint, and then every year, you come back here to put us through the same tired, old routine."
Blitzo watches through his sniper scope as Burnie begins to approach Fizzarolli, forcing Fizzarolli back.
"Is there a single, original idea in that head?" Bernie asked
"I uh- uh- uuuh-" Fizzarolli chuckled nervously as he was back against the wall, nowhere to run
"You fucking suck, and so do your products. Your sex-bots can't even get me off right, you know-" Bernie begins towering over Fizzarolli
Blitzo and Violet land in front of Burnie with their weapons in hand. Burnie freezes with his hands up, but it does nothing to stop him from talking.
The stalker held his hands up but still continued. "What? Still think you're too good to even talk to me? Still gotta get these two chumps to stand in for you? You're fucking pathetic. To think, what we could've been together..." he said passionately at his fantasies then became furious "...if you hadn't been too up your own ass to listen–"
Blitz aims the gun in his face as he threatens "Yeah, one more word out of you, Twat-stain, Imma blow your head clean open in front of all these fucking kids." He smirked
Blitzo stops smiling and looks back when he hears Fizzarolli hyperventilating, to his concern. Fizzarolli is clearly beginning to have a panic attack.
Violet goes over to check on him, "Fizz, hey I'm right here. You're okay. Just breath." She said, trying to calm him down
Blitzo's concern turns to rage as Burnie starts laughing maniacally, before he slams the hilt of his rifle into his face, knocking him down. Burnie's face is now bloodied and bruised, with one of the lenses of his glasses cracked from the impact.
"You're not done with me, Fizzarolli." Bernie said he ran back into the crowd and disappeared.
As Fizzarolli continues to hyperventilate, Blitzo rushes over and catches him when he collapses, "Hey, hey- Woah, woah, you good?" Blitzo asked
Mammon appears in a green smoke, throws Blitzo and Violet aside, and holds Fizzarolli up.
"Why you little bitch–" Violet goes to attack Mammon when Blitzo holds her back
"Yeah, mate? You alright, Fizzie?" Mammon asked
Fizzarolli looks up at Mammon, who glares at him, threateningly, "Yeah- yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I'm- I'm fine, yeah, heh." Fizzarolli said
Mammon looks Fizzarolli over and smiles, "Tell you what: I'll let the hotties and Violet go on before ya, give ya some time to get your shit together!" Mammon grabs Fizzarolli by the cheeks and pulls him closer, "Get your shit together, Fizzie. You're a bloody legend." Mammon said threateningly. Mammon dropped the angry tone from his voice and tugs playfully at Fizzarolli, "You're a bloody legend, ya bitch!" He yelled
Mammon spins Fizzarolli, sending him tumbling toward the backstage entrance. Fizzarolli catches his breath. Blitzo and Violet rush back over.
"Oh, shit. That guy got to you, didn't he? You know you don't have to-" Blitzo begins
"I do, Blitzo. I do." Fizzarolli said, he walks over to the stage as Blitzo rushes after him.
"Fucking hell, Fizz this is stupid. That clown shit is not this important." Violet said
"This job is! Don't you get it Violet! Without it I'll lose-"
"Everything!" The Glam sister said as they stepped through the backstage and laughed evilly.
"Seriously, Violet's right, that guy is a fucking dick, and he's using you for everything, cause you're likable, and he's a fucking trash fire." Blitzo said
"No, he's not! He's just trying to make me good enough." Fizzarolli said
"Good enough for what?" Blitzo/Violet yelled
https://youtu.be/UfwJL5hd3CQ
Fizzarolli tearfully runs away from the backstage, passing Blitzo and Violet. Then the girls hold each other as they lean back. Water pours on them and they lean upright again, flipping their fin hair for the audience and smiling.
He went over to his makeup desk and looked at his reflection in the mirror. Heavily breathing, he said "O-Okay, Fizz. You can do this. You can do this. You can do this. It's okay, it's fine. You have a show to do soon, it's fine."
Fizzarolli wipes sweat off his forehead before realizing he took off some of his makeup. He looks in horror at the mirror to see that the scar above his left eye is still visible, "Oh- oh no, oh- no, no, no, no. No, no" Fizzarolli said as he began hyperventilating
Fizzarolli gets a makeup brush and he tries to apply it to the scar, but his hands are shaking too rapidly. He retrieves a heart-shaped make-up kit with Ozzie's name on it, and opens it up to reveal a heart shaped mirror, "It's okay, you're fine. You need to be fine." Fizzarolli said
Asmodeus appears through Fizzarolli's dressing room door, "Fizz! Are you okay?" He asked
"Why does everyone keep asking me that?? You shouldn't be here, Asmodeus. Your performance is coming next, Violet. I'm fine, please!" Fizzarolli said as Asmodeus tries to get in the door but can't because of his size.
Violet was able to get in.
Asmodeus tries to enter the room, but due to his tremendous size, he cannot get through the door. Violet snaps her fingers, and he shrinks down to a much smaller size, allowing him to enter the room and walk over to Fizzarolli.
As Fizzarolli tried to apply the makeup, Asmodeus walked over to him and placed his hands on his shoulders "Froggie..."
"I'm fine! I'm fine! Just needed a minute!" Fizzarolli said
He tried to apply the makeup again but Asmodeus gently held his hands, "You aren't okay, you're shaking."
"Ozz, I'm about to go on for the finale after Violet, I need some time to mentally prepare." Fizzarolli stood up and walked away from the royals sins
"Fizzy, come on! We are trying to help you, it's not ok to force yourself to-" Violet tries to reason with him until Fizzarolli interrupted her
"Violet, you have to understand, I have to do this. This could be my last chance to prove that I'm still good at this. That it's not over! That I'm still good enough! It's not just Mammon. I'm fine. I just... need to be better." He walked back to his vanity
"You think you need to be this perfect, model performer, but that's because Mammon is always forcing that image onto you!" Asmodeus said, stepping in
"But, everything I have is because of Mammon. I have this life. I have security. I have you two. Without Mammon I wouldn't be... I wouldn't have... I just... I have to win this."
"Fizzie..." Asmodeus held his cheek but Fizzarolli moved away from him
"I don't want to lose. Because I feel like if I lose this, I lose both of you." Fizzarolli said
Asmodeus scoffed "How would you lose us? Come on, Froggie."
"You're with me because of who I am at my best! I'm barely worthy of working with a King of Sin cuz" he then removed his jester hat, revealing his two damaged horns "THIS IS WHO I AM! Without all this, I'm just nothing, and Mammon made me this. I owe it all to him."
"Fizzarolli look at me" Violet said as she glided her hand under his chin for him to face her. As he looked at her, she explained "Mammon didn't do shit of where you are at. You are here because of you." She points where his heart is at "You're talented, you're funny, you know how to make others smile. I've always cared for you, ever since we were kids. Your heart is big, Fizzarolli and that has nothing to do with Mammon. Besides, uncle Ozzie loves you for you, I see how big he smiles when you are with him."
Fizzarolli looked at her, touched at her kind words.
Asmodeus steps in and adds on "And you're just the cutest thing alive." Fizzarolli laughed a bit as Asmodeus continues "Violet is right, you are a waaaay better performer than Mammon ever was, and thaaat's just facts."
"It's... It's hard, you know? To t-trust that. I... I just..." Fizzarolli hugs Asmodeus, "I love you so much, Ozzie and I feel the same way about you Violet."
"And, I love you, too, Fizzarolli. And I would whether you win this bullshit or not." Asmodeus said
"Well, I kinda spent my whole warmup having a panic attack, haha." Fizzarolli said
https://youtu.be/pZiNw3NvdhU
Fizzarolli sighs happily, before he and Asmodeus lean in and share a loving kiss. Suddenly, they are interrupted when the door is kicked open by Burnie, who is swinging a dagger around.
"You're gonna listen to me now, BITCH-" Bernie yelled
Before he could lung inside, Burnie's head exploded. His dead body fell on the ground as Violet, Asmodeus and Fizzarolli watched. They looked over as the vanity mirror split into two, caused by a bullet
"Thanks for the save, Blitzo." Violet said
"Oh, so you two are an item?" He asked as he glared at the couple with a twitchy eye. He then calm down and placed his sunglasses down "Well, congratulations, you fucking hypocrites."
"You better get on the stage, Violet before Mammon catches you here." Fizzarolli said
"Meh, let him worry, I don't care. I'm only here to check up on you." Violet said
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"Our next finalist is the lovely and funny, Violet" Mammon announced loudly as he goes to his web seat
https://youtu.be/jQSKM8nSb5U
The crowd cheered loud as Mammon teleported on the stage and looked excited "Violet Morningstar, my favorite niece. LADYS AND C***TS, MY NIECE. I already know who will win, it's–"
Violet grabs the microphone and announces to the crowd "it's not over yet. He is the last finalist. Mammon's brand face, Fizzarolli!!"
The crowd cheered loud as she shoves the microphone into Mammons hands "Get fucked, you asshole."
Suddenly, there is a huge blue-coloured explosion of smoke, and Fizzarolli appears on stage, before an audience who cheers and claps. Satisfied, Mammon disappears and reappears back in his web-like seat with his Robo Fizz harem. The smoke clears to reveal a propped set with Fizzarolli at a deck. He puffs a cigarette that glows blue, before blowing neon blue smoke in the air for a dramatic effect.
https://youtu.be/0q-x8OW2osE
The crowd cheered very loudly for Fizzarolli. Mammon got annoyed by what he said to him. He angrily shoved one of the Robo Fizzarolli's that was clapping to the ground then starts munching on some popcorn like an angry child
Fizzarolli bows and turned around and saw Asmodeus and Violet who looked proud
"Thank you all so much. You know, it's always been one of the greatest thrills of my life performing. And I'm so glad to bring you all one last show." Fizzarolli said
He saw the same deaf demon, waving. Fizzarolli signed "thank you", making the child smile
"Cuz' now... I quit!" Fizzarolli said
The crowd gasped as he walked away, dropping the microphone
Besides the crowd, Mammon was shocked and threw up on the robo fizz "WHAT?!" He growled as he teleported
"QUIT?! You miserable piece of shit! What do you mean quit?!" Mammon yelled
Casually, Fizzarolli pushes him back "I mean, I quit. I'm done." He then said in an Australian accent "G'day, mate!" He walked away, flipping him off
"Yeah see ya later you oversized Christmas tree!" Violet yelled
Mammon growls in fury before six eyes appear above his standard ones, while electricity coalesces around him. Then he snarls before shouting, and then explodes in a massive cloud of crackling green smoke. Fizzarolli looks behind him, to see an enormous metallic spider leg with a dark tip slam just inches away from him, while Asmodeus watches behind the curtains in rising anger.
"Oh, that motherfucker." Asmodeus/Violet said
The giant spider leg pulls back, tearing at the stage as it does so. The dissipating smoke reveals a giant green cocoon that begins to split apart.
"YOU FUCKING UNGRATEFUL LITTLE SHIT!" Mammon yelled
From the giant green cocoon, Mammon bursts out in his full demon form. Then he roars loudly and furiously as he looks down at Fizz, who stands his ground scowling confidently as Mammon leans forward into his face.
"I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING! YOU ARE PRACTICALLY IN MY IMAGE! I RAISED YOU LIKE THE SON I DIDN'T WANT!" Mammon yelled
Mammon points his much larger finger at Fizzarolli, but he slaps his hand away and stares him down without fear, crossing his arms confidently. Mammon stares back in rage. Suddenly, there's a burst of flame, followed by Asmodeus roaring in his full demon form.
"YOU'D BETTER BACK THE FUCK UP, MAM!" Asmodeus yelled
"Ho-ly shit! I say, I say." Wally Wackford said
Mammon looked over at the crowd and chuckled as he turned to Asmodeus "Look who's acting like a big fuckin' hero. Careful what you say, Ozzie. Wouldn't want your little secret getting out, would we?"
Violet has had enough and she turns into her full demon form.
(A/N Note: The credit for this art belongs to Wolf-Novs. She is absolutely amazing!)
"I've had just about enough of you and your manipulative shit, uncle Mammon!" Violet yelled
"You're one to talk Princess and if you stop me I will tell everyone about your little affair with the prince!" Mammon said
"I don't care anymore!" Asmodeus/Violet yelled
"Ozz? Violet?" Fizzarolli said
"Because if you let him quit, I could tell everyone here that you-" Mammon begins
"What? That I love him? Well, I do!" Asmodeus yelled
"I knew it, I knew it!" A fangirl yelled
Mammon stares at surprise as everyone immediately went down to their phones, all overlapping each other as they texted and memed. Mammon just looks down blankly scratching his head in confusion and embarrassment.
"And let's get one thing clear uncle. So what if Stolas and I are having an affair, we both love each other and I don't care what anyone else thinks of our relationship! Especially you!" Violet yelled
There was silence in the audience but everyone cheered and everyone as well went down to their phones.
"Oh...uh, shit, ah, you dirty bitch." Mammon slithers around Asmodeus, Violet, and Fizzarolli, "You are gonna regret revealing that, Ozz and Violet."
Mammon chuckles as he crawls up to Fizzarolli's face to snort green smoke at him. As his laughing continues, Mammon provokes an enormous implosion around him, causing a huge cloud of crackling green smoke to engulf the circus tent; everyone besides Fizz, Violet, and Asmodeus screams as the theater collapses around them. When the cloud dissipates, Asmodeus is sheltering Fizzarolli under himself to protect him, and once he sees that he's safe, the two of them start hugging each other.
From behind the curtain, Glitz and Glam are seen collapsed, Glitz on top of Glam, before Glitz gets up, "So, does that mean we win?" Glitz asked
Glam gets up as well, and they both look confidently at each other, before a big wooden plank falls on top of them.
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The limousine is driving away. Inside it, Asmodeus and Fizzarolli still act all lovey-dovey, Blitzo and Violet are squished between Asmodeus and the left wall of the limo.
"So, uhm, who tops?" Blitzo asked
Fizzarolli and Violet groan as Asmodeus grins at him
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