Ghostf**kers
Millie hums happily as she carries cups of coffee to the I.M.P. office. She gets out of the elevator and greets Verosika's crew, "Howdy, Mister! Fine mornin'!"
Millie kicks the door open, "Another day in paradise!"
Upon entering, Millie's eyes widened when she saw the office looked like a complete mess. There are boxes opened, unopened, a cactus, and Loona looking tired and miserable, dead standing up, sleeping while holding a stuffed owl over a fire barrel, her hair messy and almost jagged.
Loona hears the door open, but doesn't open her eyes, and responds to Millie while she throws the owl into the fire bin, "Oh shit, it's morning."
Millie closes the door, "Uh, yeah. Have you been here all night? And what are you doing?"
Loona takes the tray holding the caffeinated drinks without caring because she's completely tired, "Blitzo brought two hundred taxidermy owls, then said Ezra and I couldn't go home until we burned," She then begins whispering in stress, "all of them."
"Where is Ezra?" Millie asked
Loona points over to the couch where Ezra is asleep.
"What about Violet? Where is she?" Milie asked
"She's been trying to cheer Blitzo up after his whole 'Apology Tour' but then Blitzo kicked her out because he needed some alone time. So she went out for a bit." Loona said, she grabs the cups and downs all the drinks at once, dumping them into her mouth without caring for the cups and throws the tray away.
There's a knock on the door immediately afterward, and Millie opens it, revealing Wally Wackford, now a taxidermy delivery service demon, with more boxes of taxidermy owls.
Violet comes back inside, "Thanks Mills." She said tiredly
"Hey! I got an order here for a hundred more waaacky owls!"
Wally hands Loona over the clipboard with papers to sign the delivery, much to her distress because that means she's going to have to burn more taxidermy owls.
"Fuuuuuuck." Loona said tired and distressed
"Hey, I haven't seen you guys in a while, heh! Do you like wanna hang out some-" Violet slams the door right in Wally's face.
"Okay! That answers that, I say, I say." Wally said from behind the door
Millie takes the clipboard to check the papers and see how much Blitzo ordered, "Blitzo is still sulking? It's been over a month." Millie said as she threw the clipboard away, "And where is Moxxie? He didn't come home last night." Millie said
Millie and Violet hear Moxxie screaming from the other office room. The two women barge into the office room, knocking over boxes blocking the door as they spot Moxxie rummaging through papers, "Honey...? You okaaay?"
Moxxie is in a complete frenzy because on the table and the floor is littered with stacks of paper and boxes. The board above has many papers showing various notices like "Paid overdue", "Unpaid" and "Final Notice", revealing that I.M.P is about to go bankrupt.
"I'm stuck in a math nightmare!!" Moxxie is having a panic attack and is hyperventilating hard as he picks up the papers to recheck his work.
"The numbers, the numbers, I can't make them add up! We're FUCKED!" Moxxie yelled and he crawled over and cried due to the stress. Mille comes over to calm him down.
"Come on, baby. It can't be that bad." Millie said
"He drained our pension, and used it to buy THESE!" Moxxie grabs one of the boxes and opens it to reveal stacks of collectible dinner plates with a real-life horse on them.
"Damn. I've never seen him in such bad shape." Millie said
"Well Mills, this is Blitzo we're talking about. The last time he was like this was when he and I broke up." Violet said
"She's got a point." Ezra said groggily from the other room
"Bad? Bad?! This isn't bad! This is just a FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE!" Moxxie knocks down stacks of paper near him.
"I usually just give him space to work his shit out, but... you think I should talk to him?" MIllie asked
Moxxie does not answer because he's still in panic attack mode, rambling over the financial crisis they are in. He gets off the table and looks at one of the papers, crying in sorrow, "We're gonna get audited, we're gonna be evicted, we're going BANKRUPT! Our lives are over Millie, all my hard work gone in a flash! Ohhh I should've been a theater critic, I have objectively correct opinions."
"Does that answer your question?" Violet asked
Mille and Violet leave Moxxie over so he can get over his panic attack and moves around the boxes to check on Blitzo while Moxxie is mumbling over, ignoring his wife.
While they look around the boxes, they can both hear Blitzo calling to Loona over Moxxie's mumbling.
"Loona, I need my piss bucket NOW." Blitzø calls from his office.
"We-We're gonna default. We're gonna default. And you know what, it's not my fault that we're gonna default. IT'S HIS FAULT!"
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The scene switches to Blitzo, he's laying on blankets and large pillows, stuffing himself with processed cheese spread and a box of ice cream. He eats his ice cream and cheese spread while watching a porn movie series called "Ghostfuckers" starring Bethany Ghostfucker, a A-list pornstar. She navigates around a spooky room with more sexual gestures.
"Oh, ooh, okay. I am getting a real sexy energy from this room! Oh, there is definitely a fuckable spirit here." Bethany said
"Yeah, get that spooky ghoul cock, bitch." Blitzo said
"Blitzø?" Millie calls out.
"Go away!" Blitzø says as his door has chains bolting it shut with a paper taped to it that reads, "FUK OF".
"Go away!" Blitzo yelled
"We're comin' in." Violet said
"Read the chains!" Blitzo yelled
Millie opens the door without any difficulties, but irritation is written all over her face. She turns the TV off, "Blitzo, what are you doing? You've been in here watching this earth trash forever."
"I'M COPING!" Blitzo said
"Yeaaah well...You've "coped" away every dollar we had." Violet said
Millie and Violet sit at the blankets next to Blitzo who is playing with his spoon and flicks it until the spoon stabs one of the boxes while explaining his reasoning, "Those plates are collectables, Vi. I'm gonna sell 'em next year for three times as much and then I'll have something to show for it when the things I care about vanish."
"Mmmkay. You know, my mama always said, the best way to deal with being sad...is the sweat and blood of hard work. Washes the tears right off." Millie said
While Millie was talking, Blitzo gets the remote with his feet before using his tail to turn the TV back on.
"I don't need any of your "folksy-doksy" fucking country wisdom, Millie. I need to watch the Ghost Fuckers get dicked down by a disembodied spirit and eat my feelings til I die from a heart attack or diabetes, whichever pops my heart open first." Blitzo said, he fills his ice cream box with an entire can of processed cheese spread and then stuffs it into his face to suck in the entire ice cream from the box before eating it whole.
"How are you not fat?" Violet asked
"I don't get it, Blitzo. All this over a breakup?" Millie asked
"IT WAS NOT A BREAKUP! You need a relationship for one of those and we never had that. And we never will." Blitzo said
"Ohhh, Blitzo."
Before Millie talks any more to get Blitzo over with his not-breakup with Angel, the phone rings from the reception room, and Blitzo answers it, "What?!" He yelled
Ezra, still tired and miserable, is at the reception desk, "We have a client." He said
"Tell them to FUCK OFF!" Blitzo yelled
Just as Blitzo is about to end the call, Millie quickly calls back to the reception desk, telling Loona not to.
"Don't! We'll be right there." Millie said
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Millie and Violet walk out of Blitzo's office to come across Loona, still tired and miserable, listening to the most boring conversation with the Sinner Demon client named Rita, who was ranting on and on about how she was killed and being sent to Hell for something bad.
"You know, my psychic told me I'd be going somewhere bad on Wednesday. I just thought she meant Baltimore, I didn't think it was..." Rita slams her hand down on a box, "HELL!"
Loona looks like she did not listen fully, and nods only to pretend she understands, "Mhm, mhm, interesting."
Loona notices Millie and Violet and grabs them to bring the two girls in front of the client so she wouldn't have to deal with any more nonsense from Rita, much to Millie's anger.
Millie turns to the client.
"Oh look! Someone whose job it is to listen to you." Loona said
"What's going on?" Millie asked
"Okayyy! From the top. I went for my usual tarot reading last week, and-"
"No, no. Fast forward to who killed you." Violet said already annoyed
"Ohhh, m'okay. Yesterday I was killed by the evil ghost haunting a spooky hotel." Rita said
Millie, Violet, and Loona look incredulous when the client claims to be killed by an evil ghost, "Um. Ma'am. I don't know how to tell you this, but when humans die they either end up here...or up there."
"Ohhhh, okay." Rita inclines her head, "I don't understand."
"She's saying ghosts aren't real, lady!" Loona yelled
A red alert light breaks through Blitzo's door windows, he smashes the door going through to see if the client was telling the truth about being killed by a ghost, visibly enthusiastic, "Ghost!? I heard ghost. Where's the ghost I can fuck- er, hunt?" He yelled
"He's still obsessed with that crappy show?" Violet asked
"Blitzo, calm down! Someone killed this lady but it wasn't-"
"Millie! Let me have this." Blitzø climbs onto the desk.
"But-"
"But-" Millie is cut off as Blitzø holds up a card saying "Uncondituinal Support". There are hole punches in it with a star shown reading Blitzø had to leave M&M along for ONE date.
"For once have a brain ghosts aren't ––"
Blitzo holds up another card to Violet saying he won't watch Violet and Stolas have sex.
"Ugh fine." Violet said as she took out her knife and cut a hole through it, "This had better be worth it."
Blitzo takes the card back and comes over to the client, asking questions about her killer, "Alright so tell me what it looked like, starting with its hotness and tightness. How many- how many abs would you say you witnessed?"
Blitzo escorts the client out.
Millie sighs in relief, "Well. At least he's out of his office!"
"Yeah, but, how long will this last?" Violet asked
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The scene cuts to outside of the headquarters with Millie bringing down a box full of stuff that said "Gost Fokrz! Shit", meaning that Blitzo is stocking up with random ghost catching gear and equipment to "hunt".
As Mille sets the box down, Loona was also outside, looking concerned about how the job is going to play out.
"I don't know if this is a good idea." Loona said
"He'll be fine. We'll check the place out, see what passes on Earth for creepy, and Blitzo will get all this out of his system. You just need to keep an eye on Moxxie, he's a little-"
Everyone turns their head to where Moxxie is still in complete distress.
"BANKRUPTCY, BANKRUPTCY, BANKRUPTCY!" Moxxie yelled as he smacked his head to the window, making it crack and ripped his shirt off.
Millie cringes at the sight of Moxxie's panic attack, "Upsetti."
"I don't take orders from you, grandma." Loona said
"Loona please," Violet begged, "normally I would help Moxxie calm down, but Blitzo needs some cheering up right now, and I'm already exhausted from taking care of the twins. I don't have the energy to take care of Moxxie and Blitzo."
Before Loona can respond, Blitzo drives the I.M.P van with its logo being replaced with a picture wallpaper dubbed them as "Ghost Fuckers" to come pick up Millie and Violet.
"Get in losers, we're going ghost fuckin'!" Blitzo yelled
Loona relents, "Ugh. Fine. I'll watch the nerd. But you're the one cleaning off the van."
Millie is glad Loona can watch over Moxxie until they come back and get inside the van, "Thanks... Loona."
"Don't get used to it!" Loona yelled
Millie buckles up as Violet uses her Asmodean Crystal to open a portal to Earth.
"Let's gape this hole wide open!" Blitzø floors it, the tires screeching as they zoom right through the portal...and crash into a gravestone, "We're here."
Millie gets out of the van with Violet as Blitzø looks around.
"You know I pay the insurance for this van right?" Violet asked
"Huh, interesting. Aren't we supposed to be at a haunted hotel?"
Blitzo turns around and the One Star Wonder, a creepy old hotel in the graveyard. The hotel is covered with broken windows and cobwebs, Blitzø chuckles excitedly as he rubs his hands together, "Oh-ho, yeah, this place is gonna be ripe with fuckable spirits. I gotta get a reading." he opens the broken van door and starts to check through the box they brought.
"Blitzo, look. I know this is fun and all but, come back to reality. You do know ghosts aren't real, right?" Millie asked
Blitzo flashes a light to his face, "But they are." Blitzo gets back to looking through his stuff, which makes Millie more agitated and borderline angry, causing her to smack her palm to her face.
"Oh my fucking Satan." Violet said annoyed
Blitzø puts on a vacuum to capture the ghosts and holds up a dildo, which is supposed to detect them.
"What is that?" Millie asked
"You like it? It's Bethany Ghost-Fucker's Ghost Sucker 9000. Sure to get you a ghost after a ghost gets you...off. Only set me back a couple thousand!"
"A couple what?!" Millie yelled
Pissed off, Violet picks up a bone and throws it at Blitzo for his careless spending, "You haven't paid us in a month!" She yelled
Blitzo turns on the vacuum and sucks the bone in before it can hit him, "Uh oh! Looks like it sucked all the fun outta you." Blitzo said as he playfully sucked on Violet's cheek with the vacuum hose, "Now hurry up and put this on, those ghosts aren't gonna fuck themselves."
As Blitzo walks away in excitement, Millie is getting more riled up with Blitzo's shenanigans to the point that she wants to take a knife and stab him hard.
Violet runs up to her and grabs the knife, "Millie no!"
Millie takes a deep breath and exhales, pulling on her clothes, "He needs this. He needs this. He needs this." She follows after Violet and Blitzo.
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(A/N Note forgot to add Violet's outfit)
The trio enter the hotel as lightning strikes. Blitzø turns on the dildo to detect any ghosts before coming into contact with the hotel manager, Rolando.
"Welcome to the One Star Wonder, where it's a wonder we still have that star. How may I help you today?" Rolando said as he tilted his head
"Not suspicious at all." Violet sarcastically said
"We're filming a very special episode of my hit show and we're gonna need access to every room in this dump." Blitzo said as he was speaking in a Valley accent
Rolando grabs Blitzo's info card, "Christ, you Hollywood assholes are pushy little pricks." He adjusts glasses and examines the card, "I can't just give you keys to every ba- Well snap me in half! You're Bethany Ghost-Fucker from that one show..."
"It's called Ghost Fuckers, idiot." Blitzo said
"No, but you're getting close. Anyway, I am glad to see you folks. We've been having more...disturbances than usual lately." Rolando said
"What kind? Se- sexy disturbances?" Blitzo asked
Violet facepalms in annoyance.
Rolando slams 3 crime scene photos on the desk, "The kind that are killing my guests!"
In the crime scene photos, there are three people who were murdered: one was being levitated, one was bisected with its guts spilled out, and the third was decapitated.
"Cool. Can I keep this?" Violet said, she turns to see Blitzo and Millie staring at her weirdly.
"What?" Violet asked
"Well there definitely ain't no such thing as ghosts. But we'll get to the bottom of what's killing your guests." Millie said
"Uh yeah, except ghosts are real, camera man." Blitzo said in a valley accent
"They're a conspiracy, Bethany." Violet strained
"Uh, then what do I plan on fucking tonight, camera man?" Blitzo asked as he raised his butt in the air
The lights in the building start to flicker spookily, which frightened Blitzo, "Ah! Where's my lube?" He yelled
Rolando face-palms himself over their idiocy, and gets to the point, "Look, real or not, this shit needs to stop."
"Uh, then we'll need those keys, cocksucker. Every last one of them, keys and condoms, hand 'em over." Blitzo said in a valley accent
Rolando digs through his draws and picks out the keys to every room in the hotel and a bunch of condoms. He gives them to Blitzo, "Oh, I just can't tell you how glad I'll be to be rid of them. Just do me a flavor and clean up any fluids left behind." He swipes off some condoms on his desk, "They already killed my last cleaning lady, now I'm stuck with this."
Rolando gestures to someone behind the counter, and Blitzo, Violet and Millie peeks over to check. Turns out, there is a hunchback bellhop man with deformed eyes and drooling named Toledo from behind the counter.
Blitzo and Millie grimaced at the sight of his disgusting form.
"Eugh..." Blitzo and Millie said
Violet on the other hand stifles a laugh, "I know I shouldn't laugh but he looks like Igor from the movie."
Toledo tries to speak with drool spreading everywhere, "Buh- buh- bitch- bitch!"
Violet stifles another laugh and looks away.
"Poor thing can't even blink." Rolando said
"No promises! Heh. Come along Mil...ton and Vio...letta." Blitzo said
"Literally the worst name ever." Violet said as she follows him
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The trio investigate and walk down the hallway. They go past a painting portrait of Rolando, its eyes moving to follow their moves.
"Blitzø, we have a job to do." Millie says as an old telephone rings, "Someone killed that lady and it wasn't no phantom, so we should be tracking-"
"Woah! Mils, just 'cause and Violet are hicks does not mean you two can drop that f-bomb all willy nilly." Blitzø pokes her with the dildo, "They hate that word."
"We- what?"
"What "F"?" Violet yelled
Blitzo quickly placed his finger to shut her up, "Sh-shh- sh, shut your bigot mouth, I'm gettin' a reading."
Violet turns to Millie and holds her hand out, "Can I have that knife so I can kill him?"
Blitzø turns to a room and takes out the keys. He goes to open the door, but Millie stops him by jumping in front of him.
"Hold on, there might be someone in there!" Millie yelled
"Yeah, you bet your ass there's someone in there! A ghost, about to get a mouthful of si...si...I don't know, SOMETHING SEXUAL!" Blitzø kicks the door open, "LOOK ALIVE, YOU UNDEAD COCK SLEEVE!" he turns on the vacuum, sucking in a blanket and books, an elderly couple shrieking in dear as they were in their underwear, "Prepare to get sucked off to the astral plane BITCH!" he gets on the bed and flips them off.
The husband hugs his wife to comfort her, "Oh my, Dolores!"
"Damn it, Blitzø, they aren't ghosts! These are just shriveled humans!" Violet turns to the humans, "No offense."
The husband takes that as an insult and gets off the bed with his fists ready to duke it out with the Imps and the princess. He brings his hands into a boxing form, "Think you're pretty slick, huh? You looking for a fight? I'll give you a fight!" The husband said
Millie does not want to deal with an old man who couldn't even fight back and turns to Blitzo, "Let's leave these two-"
Before Millie can even finish her sentence, a fist came right into her face and punched her so hard that she flew back and crashed into the wall, making a hole.
"OOF!"
Blitzø's eyes widened as well as his mouth was agape.
Violet laughs out loud.
"I fuckin' beat the Nazis, and I'll beat you too, bitch!" The husband
Blitzø points the vacuum at him, "Look out, girls, he's a patriot!"
Dolores points at him, "Get him Harold!"
Harold tries to punch Blitzø, but the imp dodges and punches back before he and Violet flee, grabbing Millie as they start running.
Dolores comes out of the room, "Get back here, you red, little shit! Get back here! AHHHHH!" She grabs her walking cane and starts running after them. Dolores walks past a housekeeping cart, "How dare you hurt my Hermie, I mean Humie I mean...fuck!" Blitzø takes the housekeeping cart and pushes it while running, Millie and Violet on top of it, "Why am I chasing you again, I don't know, but I'm fucking angry!"
The trio stop in the food court, Blitzø using his vacuum to suck in a plate of spaghetti.
The young couple who were dining get up and start to chase them out of the cafeteria.
The trio head to the next floor. The trio look around the rooms individually, Millie stumbling upon a couple having sex before they notice her. She flees in embarrassment as she meets up with Blitzø and Violet. The angry guests from before catch up to them.
Blitzø goes to attack, but Violet drags him away.
"Idiot!" Violet yelled
The trio continue running as they tick off more and more guests. They end up doing a Scooby-Doo montage as they run through doors and run around.
They eventually end up in the pool area as Violet pulls open the air duct and gets into the ventilation as Blitzø throws the vacuum over to Dolores, who gets knocked down. Millie and Blitzø then crawl in after Violet.
The trio crawl through the air vents, Millie looking angrier by the second as Violet was leading the way.
"Wow, nice one, Mils." Blitzø checks the dildo for more signs of ghosts, "I think I found the problem though! The readings were coming from above us, so let's get up there and-" he bumps into Millie when she stops moving, "Oh, ass!"
"Enough!" Violet snapped
Blitzo nearly drops his dildo and looks at Violet, "What?"
"We're done. We don't wanna play ghost hunter with you, and I—" Violet is interrupted
"Uh, It's ghost-fuckers." Blitzo corrected but before he could put back on the Bethany hat, Millie grabs it to make him stop.
"We aren't done! You know, I always love to have fun with you and Violet, and I ain't said boo to you moping around like a sad sack for weeks. But we have bills to pay." Millie shoves the hat back to Blitzo
"So look, you can go be pathetic and play sex ghosts, if that's what you need to do, but Millie and I gotta get this job done!" The two girls start heading to the left as the vents split into two directions.
"Fine! Who needs you two anyway?!" Blitzø puts the hat back on and speaks in a valley accent, "Bethany Ghost-Fucker works ALONE!" he crawls to the right.
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A cockroach scurries around in the vents as Blitzø keeps crawling, "Yeah, who needs you anyway? Fucking ghost denying piece of shi-IIIT!" he slips on what looks like black ectoplasm, looking at it in disgust, "What the fuck is this?" he notices the vents around him have more of the goop.
He wipes himself off, but he slips again, crawling through the slime. He stops when he hears something and realizes that the vents are starting to go upwards.
Blitzø tries to get a good grip so he wouldn't fall, but the ooze was making it difficult, "Ugh, uh, ahh! Oh shit. Shit, shit shit shit. Satan, Satan, Satan. Oh, FUCK!" he latches on to the vents with his claws, "Vi?! Millie?!" he gasps as the ectoplasm starts to drip onto his face, "Millie?! Violet I need help! I can't hold on!! Oh, oh fuck me, the hell is that?" he loses his grip and falls down into the vents, screaming.
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From the hallway, Violet lifts up the vent door and Blitzo zips right out. He falls over, and realizes that the slime was gone.
As Violet and Millie away, Blitzo sees her and is angry seeing her after calling her name so many times, "Vi! Millie! Did you not hear me calling for help?"
When Millie and Violet continue to walk away, Blitzo gets up and follows them.
"M-M-Mills! Vi!"
He grabs her shoulder and turns her around, only to come face-to-face with a Violet who doesn't have a face.
"You ALWAYS need help, Blitzo!" Violet said
As Blitzo is scared by the sight of faceless Millie, a hotel room pries itself open, and reveals another Millie, but this Millie has glass shards in her eye that would have been killed if she was hit by the glass bottle Ralphie had in "Murder Family".
Violet's left eye was out of her socket; it's as if she was shot by Martha's gun.
"Always needing to take from those around you-" "Murder Family" Violet said
Then, more hotel rooms open, revealing all the Millie's and Violet's if they had ever died; Millie and Violet are with melted skin as if they were caught in the fire that happened at Loo Loo Land.
Millie with purple skin if she was eaten by the Catfish Monster back in "Spring Broken"; Violet had half of her flesh torn from the monster.
A Milie and Violet had golden arrows piercing in their head, body, and arms if the C.H.E.R.U.B had successfully shot them with their angelic arrows.
Millie with an injured right arm and a missing left leg if she was injured and a Violet who had blood dripping from her mouth and a bullet wound through her head if Striker had managed to kill her at "The Harvest Moon Festival".
As the Violet's and Millie's speak, they start surrounding Blitzø and get closer with each sentence.
"- and leaving them worse and more broken than you found them." Loo Loo Millie and Violet said
"You think you can change?" C.H.E.R.U.B. Millie and Violet said
"You'll never stop fucking people's lives up." All of them said
The faceless Millie and Violet look up as their eyes are bloodshot and leaking black ectoplasm.
"When was the last time you actually loved someone without hurting them?" Ghostfucker Millie said
Blitzø lets go and starts running away as fast as he can. He turns to a corner, becoming reverted to his teenage years. He hyperventilates until he turns around to see a tall imp with long hair. Her silhouette was shadowy, but her eyes were glowing. It was..., "MOM!" he turns toward her and hugs her, crying into her dress as she hugs him back, "Momma..! I was having the worst dream." he sobs as his mother caresses his face and hugs him. Green flames start to sprout from her body as malevolent laughter echoes.
"This isn't a dream, this is your life. And it always will be."
Blitzø notices the flames spreading as the skull that once belonged to his mother falls into his hand. He realizes that she was burning, yet she wasn't screaming in agony. Instead, she was smiling down at her son as the flames spread to her hair and body. Her body burns as her left eyeball falls into Blitzø's hand. He screams as he holds onto her face and tries to save her until a skull is all that remains, "NO! NO, NO, NO MOM I'M SORRY! MOM, PLEASE I'M SORRY!"
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Millie and Violet come over after hearing his scream to check on him, "Blitzo? Blitzo!" She yelled
Violet spots the skull ball on the floor and picks it up. She and Millie turn to a hotel room that was slightly open and enter inside.
Millie saw Blitzo all huddle to himself, crying, "Are you okay?! What happened?"
Violet checks on Blitzo, but he suddenly pushes her away with his makeup now in a complete mess. He is having a mental breakdown after experiencing whatever he went through.
"No, no, don't touch me! I destroy everything, everyo- I-I make everyone's lives worse." Blitzo said he gets up and moves away to hide behind a bed as Millie tries to comfort her boss.
"Not mine! You never ruined my life Blitzo!" Violet said as she transforms back into her demon form
"Mine either... Remember how we met?" Milie asked
Blitzø glances at her in confusion, "What?"
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Flashback
Years ago, at a bar, a pair of demons were playing pool as the camera roves to a younger Millie, who used to have longer hair in a ponytail, drinking her beer when a door opens and it reveals to be Blitzo and Violet. They come over and sit down next to her, tensions are building between them.
"Soooo. You the bitch that took our hit?" Blitzo said
"You lookin' for payback?" Millie asks as her tail whips behind to grab her knife and spins it before stabbing the counter, "If so, you came to the wrong fucking BAR!" she jumps backwards before throwing the knife.
Violet intercepts the knife with her chair, looking impressed, "Wo-hoh! Ni-ice shot!" She removes the knife and examines it, "I can see why my son was so impressed with you." She throws the knife away, leaving Millie unarmed, but she snorts like an angry bull and charges right at Violet and Blitzo.
She delivers multiple punches to them, but with every punch, they intercept it with a chair.
"Hup- oh! Impressive!" Blitzo said
With every punch Millie inflicts, the chair breaks apart until one of the stools hits a demon in the face painfully.
"Who's that? Your boss? Hah!" Millie said and she delivered a roundhouse kick to Blitzo, who used the chair to block the kick, but the chair broke completely, backing him to a table with only two stools in his hand.
"HA he fucking wishes." Blitzo said
Blitzo throws the stools away and thumbs to himself, "No, we work for ourselves, lady."
Millie leaps up to kick him, but Violet grabs the pole of the table and throws it at her. She punches right through, destroying the table as the occupants flee.
"Nice one!" Violet said she grabs one of the fleeing bystanders and throws him over to Millie, but she punches him out cold and chases after Blitzo and Violet to the counter.
"Bullshit! Who sent you?" Millie asks as they hop onto the counter. Blitzø grabs one of the demons playing pool and throws her to Millie, but she catches and throws her to the bartender.
Millie ejects spikes from the bottom of her boots and goes to stomp on Violet, who dodges, "Who are you working for?!"
Violet dodges one of her stomps and gets off of the counter, "What? You don't believe us?"
Millie digs through her ponytail and takes out a second knife, "Imps don't work for themselves, asshole. Let alone with the princess of Hell." She tries to stab him, but he catches her wrist and twirls around to pin her against the wall, disarming her.
"Well this one does and she is not a princess anymore," Blitzo said
"And we are very interested in having you join our team." Violet said
Millie back-wall flips over Blitzo, freeing herself before landing behind. When Blitzo turns around, Millie punches his face hard enough to make his nose bleed, "You think you have anything to offer me?"
Blitzø wipes his nose and smirks, Millie smirks back as the three continue to fight, "Double whatever you're getting paid now!" he grabs her by the leg with his tail and spins her to throw her over to a wall, laughing victoriously.
Millie lands on the wall with ease and picks out some throwing darts that were stuck on the board, "I'm between jobs." she throws the darts to him, but he jumps to the left as the bartender gets hit with the darts instead. Millie throws more darts as Blitzø and Violet dodges each one and lands on the pool table.
"This powerhouse? How'd that happen?" Blitzo laughed
"Not exactly a shortage of imp assassins in Wrath. Reputation is everything." Millie said
"And what's your reputation, hmm?" Violet asked
Millie climbs on the pool table, taking one of the cue sticks to try and hit Violet, but she flips over her and knees her. She blocks the attack, but the cue stick gets split in half. She dual wields and stabs at him as Violet continues to dodge her attacks. The two continue fighting until the pool table flips over, the two women flipping to the ground and standing back up.
Millie, seeing how skilled Blitzo and Violet are as a fighter, comes to question them, "Not bad for a princess. Who the fuck are you guys?"
"Someone with an eye for potential. Now you wanna keep working for peanuts, or do you want to shake things up?" Blitzo asks and offers his hand to Millie that he wants her in his team.
Millie goes to reach for his hand, but grabs a knife from her back pocket and throws it at him. It misses his face by centimeters, landing in the wall. He looks unfazed, even when his cheek is cut and bleeding.
"You're fucking weird. I'm in." Millie said and she shook his hand to accept the offer and the trio started walking out of the bar.
"So who's that son you mentioned?" Millie asked Violet
"Oh, Moxxie? He's your new coworker. Yeah, you- you'll fucking hate him." Blitzo said
As the trio closed the door behind them, the bar was a complete mess with many demons knocked out by their brawl with tables and chairs broken.
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Millie hops and flips on the rooftop. Loona was on her phone as her hair had pink and grey highlights. Moxxie looks completely flustered and sweats nervously as he shakes Millie's hand. As soon as she walks past him, he faints. She walks over to Blitzo and Violet who is giving her the signature axe.
"That year, I spent getting to know your rag tag team and making our mark in the assassin game. It was fun."
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The scene cuts to the office room of where they will be working in with the name of the company: I.M.P Headquarters, painted on the door.
"Welcome to I.M.P." Violet said as she opened the door, revealing the office to be still in the works with boxes not opened yet, wallpapers still in need of remodeling, and the hole on the ceiling that needs to be patched.
The imps were amazed that they have their own building.
"Holy shit!" Millie gasped
Moxxie, astonished and excited, turns to Violet, "Vi, what is this?" He asked
Blitzo takes out Stolas's Grimoire to show them the one thing they'll need for the job, "Thanks to Vi, this baby right here is our future, 'kay? So I figured we deserve an upgrade, right? New office, new clients, new ring. Go on, check it out!" Blitzo said
As Moxxie and Loona follow inside to see the new office, Blitzo notices Millie not entering due to her hesitance.
"What, not nice enough for you? I did the fucking best I could." Blitzo said
"We... heh. We don't deserve this." Millie said
"Huh?" Blitzo said
"What are you talking about, Mills?" Violet asked
"We're just Wrathians. Muscle. It's all we're good for, all I'm good for. It's why you hired me. Any demon good at making a buck is welcome in Lust or Greed, but here? Demons like us ain't cut out for this." Millie explains.
Blitzo, offended, cusses out at Millie, "Ummm, fuck you."
"What?" Millie said confused
"Millie, Violet and I have spent too much of our time, energy, and holes into setting this up for us to entertain your bullshit." Blitzø points and Violet smacks his head.
"What Blitzo is meant to say Millie, is that we brought you into this company for a reason. It doesn't matter that you are a Wrathian. What matters is what you have." Violet puts a hand on her shoulder.
"She's right, you know. Violet is the best person anyone has ever met. She's always putting her friends first and is ready to fight whenever it's necessary. You're tougher, smarter, and frankly more capable than anyone I've ever met in any ring." Blitzø wraps an arm around Violet, then puts a hand on Millie's shoulder, and finally gestures his thumb to himself, "And I'm more fuckable and business savvy than any succu-bitch alive, Loonie's perfect, and Moxxie's..." he pauses when he sees Moxxie staring at the eels in the fish tank with enthusiasm which creeps him out, "...Probably got some good traits too, and I'm sure we'll figure them out eventually. The point is, if we can't make it here then-then no one deserves to, right? 'Kay, so stop killing my buzz, and come on, I wanna show you mine and Violet's office!" he chuckles as he guides the two girls along
(End of Flashback)
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"Most of my life I bought into the idea that all I could ever be was a simple farm girl. Or best an underpaid goon. Until I met some knucklehead who never gave a fuck about what anyone else said he could or couldn't be. He made me believe he could be anything. And that made me feel like I could be anything, too. He gave me so much...A career, a husband, a future. And now...He's my best friend."
"You...You don't hate me?" Blitzo asked
"Naw, never." Millie answers
"And I just want to say that I am sorry for how I've been acting for the past few months. I know I said that I needed space but I never should've cut you off like that. You're my best friend, Blitzo. Sure you can be annoying, but that's what friends do to each other. I like how you're trying to improve yourself which is why I had fallen in love with you in the first place and I hope that you and I will remain friends." Violet said
Blitzo, touched by her words, comes over and sits on the bed next to her. Millie gives him back the skull button, which made Blitzo tear up before taking it and putting it back to his shirt.
As Millie talks more, Blitzo takes her hand and Millie leans over to Blitzo, "Look. What Violet and I said earlier, you've just always been so unbothered by everything. Almost bulletproof and, I guess I never realized how much I depended on that. I didn't know how to react to you being reduced to...Bethany. But I should've respected you like you always do for us. I'm sorry."
Blitzø takes off the blonde wig and hat, "Better?"
"Much." Violet said
"Good." Blitzo said
Millie hops off the bed, "Now, you ready to finish this thing?"
"Yeah!" Blitzo yelled and then paused, "But we still don't even know what this thing is!"
As Blitzo leaves the room, Millie and Violet roll their eyes in annoyance.
"Come on, Blitzo." Millie said
Blitzo, Violet, and Millie exit the hotel room back into the hallway.
"What's the only thing you know that comes to Earth and fucks with people's minds that badly." Violet said
"I don't know, it's something that like an infestor demon would do-ohhh." Blitzø points in realization.
"Bingo!" Millie said
A voice suddenly echoes in the hallways, "So-ho. Figured it out, have you?"
The trio turn around and ready themselves for a fight.
"A bit out of your depth, aren't you little ones?" "A bit out of your depth, aren't you little ones?" he retreats into the darkness, becoming more demonic with his eyes glowing and teeth showing in the dark.
Light Bulbs break as the shadow moves forward, the trio running away. Rolando's evil laughter echoes as he gets closer and closer.
"Damn our tiny fucking legs!" Blitzo yelled
With each light breaking, Rolando's shadow figure comes popping every time, "You know my secret, I guess you gotta die like all the reeest!"
Millie and Violet try to help, but they get thrown aside by Rolando. He then levitates Blitzø and throws him through a wall, landing near the pool. Blitzø grunts and coughs as he sees Rolando in his true form: a fish eel demon with shades of teal and green, silvery fins, yellow eyes with no irises or pupils, and a mouth full of sharp teeth.
Rolando crawls through the hole, laughing, "Oh, this is fun!" he stomps him in the face and holds him down. Before he could do anything else, Millie and Violet both kick him back hard enough to send him crashing into the wall, leaving a hole.
"Atta girls!"
However, Rolando escapes and is in the pool. He props himself out, angered by the demon girls.
"No thatta, bitch!" Rolando said
Rolando overpowers the trio, throwing them over into the pool. He dives in and tackles Millie, thrashing her around. He then grabs Blitzø and Violet and surfaces with them as he smacks the trio on the ground. He laughs as he walks away a little, the trio recovering and looking exhausted, "You call yourselves assassins!" he destroys all the lights and knocks them back. He then levitates as he looks at each one, "Eeniez meenie, miny..."
Violet growls in anger and her eyes start to glow red but she blinks them away, "No, no, you will not take over me." She growled trying to get ahold of herself but then she starts to float in the air
"Violet?" Blitzo said worried for his best friend
Rolando takes an interest in this and sets his sights on her, "Mo."
"Vi, watch out!" Blitzø tackles the princess down as Rolando zooms into his head, knocking him out with an electric shock.
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Blitzø wakes up chained to a movie theatre chair. He struggles to get out as Rolando emerges from his body and sadistically licks his neck.
"Welcome to the show, asshole." Rolando said Rolando exits out of Blitzø and swirls around in his goo form before reemerging at the back seat behind Blitzø. The camera at the very back of the theatre turns on and starts to play memories from Blitzø's life, "I hear this one's a real titillator."
The first memory shown was the fire at the circus. Violet could be seen ushering others away. It then shows Blitzø trying to find his mother, only for her skull necklace being the thing that remains, and then it switches to Blitzo's father, Cash Buckzo, hitting him for starting the fire.
Blitzø shakes his head and struggles to get out of his chains.
The next memory shows Fizzarolli reaching out to him before showing him in a hospital with Cash shooing Blitzø away. The memory after that shows both Fizzarolli and Verosika mocking him at Ozzie's Lounge. The next memory shows Moxxie and Millie having happy couple moments.
Rolando uses his powers to summon more chains to tie up Blitzø's horns and holds his eyes open to force him to keep watching.
The next few memories show Loona and Barbie Wire as well as Violet and Stolas with their moments. The memories occurring after that were featuring Angel Dust during the Applogy Tour.
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"Vi? Vi, wake up!" Millie yelled
Violet wakes up and looks to see Millie beside her, "Hey Mills." She said softly
"Are you okay?" Millie asked
Violet sits up, "I am now." She groaned and she looked over to see Blitzo who was unconscious.
"Blitzo!" Violet yelled and she goes to check up on him
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Inside Blitzo's mind, Rolando was ticked that Millie and Violet will stop him from possessing Blitzo, and thought of an idea of getting rid of her.
"Looks like someone's trying to ruin our good time." Rolando flies over to get closer to the screen. He glances over with delight, "That was a nice heart to heart y'all had earlier. Be a shame if you went and ruined it like you always do." he cackles as he disappears into a flood of goo and smoke that starts to fill up the auditorium.
Blitzø struggles to free himself as the smoke gets closer, suffocating him until he is completely taken over.
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Blitzo's eyes opened, only to reveal that the imp is already possessed by Rolando with the same color eyes.
"Oh no." Violet said
"Are you oka-AHH!" Millie gets punched in the face, sending her flying backwards into a support beam.
"Millie!" Violet goes to check on her, but Blitzø grabs onto her and props himself up with bones cracking.
"Oh, the filthy little Wrathian and Lucifer's little bitch want to help!" Blitzø throws Violet away and attempts to headbutt Millie, but she dodges out of the way, leaving him to hit the support beam instead, "You can't help anyone, you're just the muscle remember? It's all you and your imp kind are good for, you said it yourself."
Blitzø charges forward to attack as Millie blocks him and Violet recovers, "I'm in his mind, bitches, I see everything." he grabs Millie with his tail and knocks her down, "Every thought, every opinion, and boy-" he roundhouse kicks her legs, causing her to fall, "does he have some nasty shit to say about you."
Violet charges in to attack, trying to knock Blitzø down, but, with a maniacal laughter, he grabs her wrist and throws her across the pool to the other side.
"And don't think I've forgotten about you, your highness."
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Blitzo, who was watching the whole thing, begs Rolando to stop hurting Violet, "No, STOP!"
Rolando reappears before Blitzo again, "Your level of insecurity is intoxicating. I can't wait to see how you taste when you drive away the two people left who put up with your bullshit."
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Blitzo jumps into the pool before resurfacing in front of Millie and Violet, "He thinks you're a brute!" He crashes Millie to a support beam, he leaps over and twists himself around the support beam to double-kick Millie, "Too stupid to do anything but kill!"
Blitzø tries to kick Millie, but misses, "You never should've left the farm!" he then punches at her, "You're nothing but a backwards, filthy, inbred, lowborn, fucking hick!" he throws one last punch, but Millie intercepts his fist, chuckling with amusement.
"Don't think I've forgotten about you, your highness." Rolando tries to punch Violet, but she dodges his attacks, "He thinks that you're such a disappointment. You're a disappointment to your sister, your mother, and most importantly to your father."
Ronaldo then wraps his legs around Violet's neck and brings her down, "You couldn't even defend yourself against your ex fiancé when he was hitting you."
He throws one last punch, but Millie intercepts his fist, chuckling with amusement.
"Ya done?" Millie said
"Excuse me?" Ronaldo asked
Millie kicks his legs to trip him, grabbing his wrist and twisting to pin him down to the ground.
"Nobody cares about you two or what you want, they're too caught up in their own misery to even remember you both exist." Rolando said
"Now look here, combover. You may think you know everything about us, but you missed two." Violet said
"One: your words don't mean shit to us," Millie said
"and two: Blitzo can handle this!" Violet finished
Millie punches him in the face, "So buckle up, buttercup!"
"Let's kick his ass, Mills." Violet said
Violet throws Blitzø over to the wall and starts beating him up. She then grabs him and throws him over her shoulder before kicking him in the chin and sending him flying over and landing at the edge of the pool with his head halfway in the water.
Rolando cannot take it anymore and vomits himself out of Blitzo's mouth into the pool. Blitzo blinks, now back in full control, as his eyes revert back to normal.
"Ugh, good work Vi." Blitzo said
Millie does not hear him, and punches him right in the eye, making him grunt in pain.
"Millie!" Violet yelled in shock
"OH-HO! AH FUCK, IT'S ME!" Blitzo yelled
Millie realizes that Blitzo is back to normal, "Oh! Shit, sorry!" She chuckles, "Good to have you back, boss."
Rolando crawls back up to the deck, looking weak, "You little ass plugs are done for. You're dead, Bethany!"
Blitzø gets to his feet and walks toward him as he grabs the vacuum from the ground, "Well that's where you're wrong. I ain't Bethany Ghost-Fucker. Tonight I'm Blitzo DEMON-DICKER!" He swings the vacuum and smacks Rolando in the face and sends him into the pool.
Rolando resurfaces and gestures "What the fuck?" to the trio. Blitzø simply drops the vacuum and kicks it into the pool, causing it to short-circuit as electricity crackles through the water. Rolando screams in agony as he gets electrocuted to death, his visors break, and his eyes explode with the goo of his blood from his eye sockets. His screams turn distorted before dying off as his body sinks into the pool, "And THAT'S how you get GHOST-FUCKED!!"
Millie turns to the two, "Let's go home."
"Fucking finally!" Violet yelled
"Yeah, fuck hotels." Blitzo says and he kicks the double doors, and the imps leave the electrified pool.
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The morning sun rises over them as they are trying to unbury the van and push it to get it going. They didn't realize that one of the bones was stuck in the rear wheel, jamming their van.
"So I'm your best friend, huh?" Blitzø asks Millie as Lizzie walks around to examine the wheels.
"What do you think?" Millie asked
"I think...I- I've never had a real friend that I didn't wanna fuck. Well... besides Violet." Blitzo said
"That mean you're not gonna try to be our third anymore?" Millie asked
"No." Blitzo climbs up on his van and looks down, "Not anymore."
Violet climbs up to join them, "Angel got to you that bad, huh?"
"I guess." Blitzo said
"Sooo, you gonna keep stalking us all the time?" Millie asked nudging him
"Well you know, your husband is still a little fuckable." Blitzo said
"Can we not talk about my step son as if I'm not here?" Violet asked
"Yeah, he is. I hope he's doing okay." Millie said
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Moxxie focuses on a math calculation before realizing something, "I did it? I did it!" he grabs the paper as he starts shedding tears of joy and sobbing, "I finally figured it out!"
The moment is cut short when Loona and Ezra walk over to check over the work.
"You uh...You forgot to carry the two there." Ezra said
Moxxie checks it before taking out gasoline and pouring it all over the papers.
Loona rolls her eyes in annoyance and picks up Moxxie before he can do any more damage. She places Moxxie, in front of a television wrapped in a blanket and a bowl of ice cream on him to calm him down.
Moxxie, now wrapped up in a purple blanket, gets sat down in front of a TV and a bowl of ice cream is placed on his lap.
"Now back to Ghost Fuckers, The Musicaaaal!"
Moxxie gasps in excitement.
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