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C.H.E.R.U.B.

Heaven's gates open and show Cherub Towne.

"Well, howdy! I'm Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did somethin' good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessin's!" Cletus said

The cherubs begin singing the C.H.E.R.U.B. Jingle. A man was jumping out of an airplane without a parachute. He splats onto a rock while a censoring cloud bubble reads "Owie!"

Collin: ♫ Does it make you want to cry? ♫

Another person gets run over by a speeding train as "Oh No!" appears in a thought bubble.

Keenie: ♫ When your loved one has to die? ♫

Another man accidentally shoots himself in the face with a shotgun. "Oopsie!" is seen in another censor cloud.

Cletus: ♫ Does it hurt you through and through? ♫

A struggling man's face turning blue in a hangman's noose.

All: ♫ When your face is turnin' bluuuuue? ♫

Collin: ♫ Well, luckily for you... ♫

Keenie: ♫ There's somethin' we can do! ♫

Cletus: ♫ We can help keep them alive, ♫

All: ♫ So you can watch them thrive! ♫

All three pose together. The orange C.H.E.R.U.B. logo appears with a registered trademark symbol.

All: ♫ 'Cause here at C.H.E... R.U.B.! ♫

Cletus rescues a woman from a pack of wild animals. Keenie pushes a scared Collin in front of them, as he holds a plank of wood with a nail in it.

Collin: ♫ We'll save your honeybun from dying violently! ♫

The C.H.E.R.U.B. logo appears again.

All: ♫ 'Cause here at C.H.E....R.U.B.! ♫

Cletus is shown waving a dismissive hand at a person handing him a handful of dollar bills.

Keenie: ♫ No, we never even ask a fee! ♫

Collin and Keenie give each other a hug in a yellow heart background.

Collin: ♫ Because good people spread the love! ♫

Small hearts of light spread out around a spinning Earth in space.

Keenie: ♫ And we're here for all above! ♫

A stressed Collin rapidly writes on piles of paperwork in an office.

Cletus: ♫ We do the paperwork for you! ♫

Keenie lifts a boulder from a woman trapped under and flattened by a boulder, who gives her a thumbs up.

Collin: ♫ And the heavy liftin', too! ♫

The three Cherubs comfort a horribly wounded man after a car crash. he is bleeding profusely from a neck wound.

Cletus: ♫ So sit right back ♫

The three Cherubs appear back on the screen and sing in harmony. They pose some more.

All: ♫ And let us bless a soooul for you! ♫

♫ Oh, we... are the C.H.E.R.U.B.! ♫

The Cherubs appear on a small, old-fashioned TV which zooms out onto the I.M.P Headquarters. Blitzo blasts the TV with his flintlock pistol, and it explodes.

"Nice one, B!" Millie cheered

"Gimme another, Mox." Blitzo said

Moxxie nervously sweeps away the flaming debris and puts another old fashioned TV onto the stand. He turns it on with a scared look on his face. The 666 News logo appears. Blitzo pours gunpowder into his flintlock.

"Eh, nah. Not feelin' it. Next!" Blitzo demanded.

Moxxie switches the channel. A demonically dressed Betty Boop appears in black and white, dancing erotically with prominent breasts, holding a pitchfork. Blitzo and Millie look bored.

"Uh-huh. Keep going, keep going, keep goin'..."

Moxxie switches the channel again. Wally Wackford appears on the screen dressed in white with a black top hat, holding a cane.

"I say, I say! Are you lookin' to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets? WELL, call me at Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea Factory!" Wally said

Wally whacks his cane on the wall at either side of him, producing the graphics for "CRAZY CONTRAPTIONS" and "GOOFY GADGETS" as he speaks.

The Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea "Factory" title appears against a similar circular background of classic old cartoons.

"Where you make the things and I make the money!"

Wally appears close to the screen with a pleading face.

"Please! I'm very desperate!"

"Bingo!" Blitzo said and he shoots and explodes the TV again, scattering debris.

"WOO! You're on a roll, Blitzo!" Violet yelled

Loona snores while sleeping in a chair. She has her foot up on the table and twitches it in her sleep. A shaking wakes her up and causes her cup to spill.

"Guys... do you feel that?" Loona said

"Oh, shit! Is that a hellshake?" Blitzo asked

"That's possible?" Violet asked

Millie holds onto Moxxie as his tail shoots up in fear, "Alright! Don't panic, Moxxie!"

"I'm not "panicking," because hellquakes don't happen." Moxxie said.

Loona roughly grabs hold of Moxxie and shakes him, "STOP GETTING HYSTERICAL, FATTY!"

Loona slaps Moxxie in the face, sending him flying against the wall and slightly dazing him. He is then knocked down further by what appears to be a wrecking ball made of black tubes. Part of the wall crumbles on top of Moxxie, crushing him. As the dust clears, the wrecking ball untangles into multiple robotic tentacles and a supervillain-esque demon uses two of them to hoist himself into the room through the hole, covering himself with his cape. Loona growls while on all fours.

"Do not be afraid!" The man grins and extends his metal contraptions in loops.

"Please tell me you got that insurance thing." Blitzo asked, turning to Violet who just shrugs.

Millie takes out a sharp black axe, "Who are you, and what do you want?!"

Loopty Goopty slides along the black loops before he does a villainous pose between the imps.

"I am Loopty Goopty!" The man introduced himself before singing, "Dastardly inventor of all things loopy and loopiiiiiish!"

"Coulda just used the door, dude. Doesn't need to be this whole thing." Loona said.

"I am eccentric, and must therefore do eccentric shit!" Loopty Goopty does a wavy dance.

"You look like an ass." Violet said

Blitzo sniffs him and flinches, "Ugh! This old fuck reeks of the living world. Did you just die?"

"YEEEEES! Moments ago, in fact! Which is what brought me HEEEERE!" Loopty said.

Loona taps on her phone, "Just sayin'... the front door would've gotten you here fine."

Loopty snapped at the hellhound, "Shut up, dear furry!" Loona growled in anger

"Can you just tell us why you're here and get out?" Violet asked

Loona growls in anger. Loopty Goopty appears in front of Loona and turns to Blitzo with a singing voice, "This is the man I'm gonna need you to kiiiill!"

He holds up an old photo of an old bald man in a bed. Blitzo takes the photo from him.

"Not even a shit's length of time in Hell and already plotting revenge." Blitzo said, "I can respect a man with that sort of passion! I'm Blitzo, the "O" is silent." Loona walks away as Blitzo walks over to Loopty and shakes his hand.

"What "O"?" Loopty asked.

Blitzo smiled, "Aww, thank you. Now what's the tea, sis?"

"The TEAAAA?!" Loopty said even more confused

Moxxie's arm appears as he struggles under the weight of the debris, crying painfully, "Guys, help!"

Blitzo: Yeah, why are we killin' this guy? [elbows Loopty] I mean, what did he do to you?

"LOSING... OX--!" Moxxie cries out in pain

"He was my business partner! You see, I was not always an old man! My partner Lyle & I ran Lyle-Loopty Robotics, a technological empire! Earlier today, we were testing a new machine intended to stop, or reverse, the aging process! It could've saved all 3 trillionaires! Unfortunately, we neglected to test the machine on the poor, like we usually do. We were too sure of our own genius! But the machine was accidentally set forward! By the time we managed to get out, it was too late! At least, for me! Now, that evil son of a bitch is going to take over the empire we built together! Without me to share it with, he'll make all the goddamn money in the world and become the fourth trillionaire, and get all the credit!"

"Ehhh, that's not really evil." Violet said

"It's evil towards meeee!" Loopty said

Moxxie, still stuck under the rubble. He weakly reaches his hand out for help, "Everything... is going... dark–" Moxxie strained

"Now, get your crimson asses up above and send that heartless no-good son of a bitch to Hell, where he belongs!" Loop demanded.

Blitzo stammered, "Eh, y- y- y- You do know, Poopty--"

"Looooptyyyy!" Loopty seethed

"Of course! Of course... If we do kill him, though, and he ends up down here, y'know, you will be stuck with him. Forever." Violet said

"Oh, trust me..." Loopty smirks, then summons an array of weapons with his metal tentacles: several guns, a launcher, and a circular saw blade, "I'm counting on it!"

Moxxie strained, gave a thumbs up, "That's kinda hot!"

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The I.M.P. crew wearing wigs and disguises on a tour bus.

Moxxie looks through binoculars at Lyle's mansion, "Gee! I wonder whose house this is." Moxxie sarcastically said

"And to your right is the home of famous inventor, Lyle Lipton!" The tour guide announced.

The crowd "oohs" and takes pictures with their cell phones. Blitzo removes his sunglasses, wearing a clown wig.

"Let's do it, gang!" Blitzo/Violet said

All the imps take out their weapons: Blitzo has a flintlock pistol, Moxxie a rifle, Millie two sharp swords, and Violet with her blade. The imps jump over a fence and land in poses.

"Let's kill this rich guy!" Millie grinned and the Imps raced over toward the windows.

"And here you'll find four tacky stalkers about to attempt a murder! Things like this could happen to famous people all the time!" The tour guide continued and the people snapped pictures.

The Imps peer through the window at an old Lyle in bed, "Wow..." Moxie said. The three other imps leaned on him. "That machine really did a number on him."

Lyle kisses a picture in his hands, "Goodbye... my one true love." The picture in the frame consists of dollar bills and a "Free Stock Photos" watermark on it, "All the riches of the world can't fill the emptiness I'm feeling now that my shitty old body can't do anything of value."

"Oh, fantastic! He's gonna do our job for us!" Blitzo said

Lyle finishes making a noose out of the tube, pulling the knot taught.

"Should we go in there and tie it for him?" Violet asked

Lyle is about to put it over his head as the imps watch with drinks and popcorn. The noose glows white and a force knocks the imps back. Blitzo's kitten sock flies away, making him sad. Lyle adjusts to the light and sees the three cherubs floating down gracefully in three rays of light.

"Oh lord, I'm being haunted by ugly orphan children now!" Lyle said

Blitzo and Moxxie recover from the sudden blast of light. Moxxie rubs his head, "Who the fuck are they?" Blitzo said

"Oh shit... not them." Violet said

"Oh, no! Sir, those are..."

"Cherubs, Mr. Lyle!" Cletus said

"I hate filthy, stinking orphan children!" Lyle said

"We're here to convince you not to kill yourself, sir. To grant you a blessing, on behalf of those in Heaven... benefited by your amazing... technological advances." Collin said

"Oh, HEEEELL no!" Blitzo angrily shouted, he rolled up his sleeve, hoisting his flintlock pistol at the same time. He then marches in through the window, smashing the glass instantly.

"Don't listen–"

Misjudging where the floor is in relation to the window, Blitzo face-plants onto the floor. Violet, Moxxie, and Millie enter through a door.

"Lyle Lipton, it is our--" Moxie paused, glances at Blitzo before looking back at Lyle, "...humble opinion that you should continue the process to commit die."

"I mean, what do you expect to do with all this money now you're old... and gross?" Millie groaned.

"Is that a serious question?" Keenie asks, he adjusts Lyle's bedsheets, revealing his wallet full of dollar bills. Cletus grabs the wallet.

"He can help spread his wealth around with the people of the world! And do so much good with it! And be so fulfilled!" Keenie said

Keenie flies around, grabbing Lyle's wallet from Cletus and happily throws Lyle's dollar bills in the air, "Nnnno!" Lyle said

"He could pay for new hospitals and schools!" Collin said

Lyle grips his blanket, "Why won't you let me die?"

"See that ya little shits? He wants to die, so how about you guys fuck off and let us do our jobs." Violet said

Blitzo appears beside him, "Oh, sounds like ya need help offin' yourself there, buddy. Moxxie, what do we got for this fella?"

Moxxie reaches into his coat and tosses a variety of weapons to Blitzo and Lyle. They each catch an assault rifle, Blitzo also catching a crossbow with his tail.

"I have some assault weapons, crossbow, hunting bow, Tommy gun, old-fashioned shotgun, revolvers in three colors, chainsaws, katanas–" Moxxie says

"He's classier than that!" Collin scolded.

Lyle points a rifle in his mouth, before Collin takes it from him. The goat continued, "There are still plenty of reasons to live, Mr. Lyle!"

"Yeah, right. Smells like he ain't been out of bed in months!" Millie sniffs Lyle. She becomes visibly ill, covers her mouth, and while holding Moxxie by the shoulder, vomits on the floor. Violet covered his mouth to hold back vomiting from the smell.

"Life can be beautiful at any age!" Cletus said

"And we'll show him!" Keenie said

Cletus, Collin, and Keenie cheered, "Yeah!"

Blitzo, Moxxie, Violet, and Millie yell, "NOOOO!"

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The three cherubs roll Lyle in his bed outside to a hill overlooking a forest and a lake, "Look around, Lyle. God's gift of nature is a wonder to behold, regardless of age! Or wealth!" Cletus winked

"If you were to end your life, you'd be missing aaaaaall of this!" Collin said

Blitzo appears in a tiger costume, "Mm-hm. You're gonna buy that load of shit from a baby and the sheep it fucks?" Blitzo does a suggestive gesture with his fingers, indicating 'it'.

Keenie covers her mouth and gasps. Collin blankly stares in disbelief, and Cletus gives a disappointed look.

"That is so inappropriate!" Keenie gasped

Millie, Violet, and Moxxie appear in cat costumes, "Oh, kiss our ass, prude!" Millie said, giving them the bird.

Violet shoves Lyle aside in the face and sits next to him, "Aaaanyway, take it from me, a fellow genius. Nature is no picnic up close." Violet said

Blitzo grabs a pair of binoculars out of nowhere. Lyle looks through the binoculars and sees an adorable group of bunnies and squirrels together. The critters are suddenly torn apart and eaten by a pack of hungry wolves.

"Oh no!" Lyle gasped.

Collin tries to tug his binoculars away, "S-S top looking!"

Lyle holds onto the binoculars, "I can't stop! I've never wanted to die more than I do now!"

A bear swipes a wolf to the ground. It raises a paw to attack but is then crushed by a falling tree, cut down by a beefy logger with a chainsaw. A beehive lands on the man's head and he screams, flailing his head to get the hive off while also throwing his chainsaw into the air. The chainsaw comes back down, cutting both of the man's arms off and causing him to scream harder, before his body is skewered from behind by the antlers of a charging stag as lighting flashes dramatically.

Everyone freezes in horror, Blitzo faking it before grinning smugly.

"Uhhh, let's go check out someplace else!" Cletus said nervously

Millie and Moxxie bump fists, the paws of their cat costumes squeaking.

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At a shopping mall. Lyle, in his bed, is pushed through a wall, "Oh, Lord! Where are we now?! Let me perish!" Lyle said

"We're here to show you another thing life is worth living for: childhood wonderment!" Keenie motions to a crowd of kids cheering by a sitting Santa Claus.

We're here to show you another thing life is worth living for: childhood wonderment!" Keenie motions to a crowd of kids cheering by a sitting Santa Claus.

"Why, look at those sweet, disease-ridden vermin. Their joy comes from innocence, unspoiled by the burdens of adulthood... and their middle-class existence." Lyle smiled, "Such simple joy they have. It is inspiring. Thank you for showing me this."

"Hey, dipshit!" Blitzo yelled

Wanna see whose lap you're sittin' on?!" Violet asked before ripping off the red robe.

"Santa" is revealed as an ugly gnome wearing a "#Cuties" shirt, and then the gnome makes a gnome noise. The kids scream and run. Lyle sobs like a baby as Collin and Keenie cover his eyes. A concerned Cletus pushes the bed away.

"SANTA'S EVIL!" The boy cried elsewhere.

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Lyle is in bed in the woods next to a crude wooden sign reading "LOVERS' LOOKOUT", a cartoon heart replacing the O in "LOVERS'". A small note underneath it, possibly written after the fact, reads "I guess..."

"Eh! This place reeks of TEENAGERS!" Lyle scowled.

"Lovers' Lookout, sir! We're here to remind you about possibly life's greatest joy of all!" Cletus smiled.

Lyle holds up creepy grabby hands, "Money!"

"No! Love." Collin said

"I've never been in love before. I imagine it's quite nice!" Lyle said

"It's not too late, sir! You can still find–" Collins stops when the Imps arrive wearing wigs and dresses.

"HA! Nice try, ugly." Blitzo said and he pulled out a megaphone, "Hey, horny lovers! Which one of you would FUCK this old man?!" He yelled

All the cars speed away in an instant. Lyle deflates, dejected.

Collin gets into Blitzo's face, "You know, you four are so utterly c-c-cruel! We're just trying to give hope to someone in need!"

"Oh... and you three are so superior to us just because WE want some selfish, greedy, authoritarian capitalist to keel over DEAD!" Moxxie sassed

"You're makin' things too real now, Moxxie." Violet said

Blitzo walks up to Moxxie with a spray bottle labeled "PISS", adjusts the nozzle, then sprays it into Moxxie's face, causing him to flinch and hiss.

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At an Opera, a woman dressed as a Viking singing opera at an auditorium while on a fake unicorn. A well-dressed man plays a piano. The cherubs are well-dressed, too.

Cletus introduced, "Behold! The wonder of art and music! Something always here to comfort... entertain... and live for!"

Up above the stage, the three Imps look down from a catwalk near the ceiling. Blitzo wags his butt and tail like a cat.

"Ugh, I hate the opera." Violet said

"So... how do we make this bad?" Millie said

"We can't. There's literally nothing bad about opera. That's fact." Moxxie said

"Unless we ruin it somehow!" Blitzo said, wacking his butt in Moxxie's face

With a mischievous grin, Blitzo grabs the spotlight and moves it away from the singer. The singer pauses and follows the light, resuming her song. Blitzo moves the spotlight again, and the singer again pauses to follow it.

"She's not very good." Lyle said

Blitzo chuckles softly and moves the light faster and faster around the stage as Lyle and the cherubs narrow their eyes in suspicion. Blitzo wiggles the spotlight around aggressively, then gasps as he accidentally breaks it off entirely. The woman sings a final high note before the light crushes her on stage, smashing her to pieces and splattering blood all over the stage. The audience, Lyle, and the cherubs scream, while the pianist nervously tries to keep playing, his face drenched in sweat.

"Well, at least we made it bad." Blitzo said

The three cherubs fly angrily up toward the Imps.

Cletus yelled, "THAT'S IT!! I HAVE HAD IT!! You three monsters have messed with us enough!"

"D'ooh, we're just trying to do our j- j- job!" Collin exclaimed.

"Well, so are we! You little shits shouldn't be trying to ruin it for us if you haven't hidden your dark side." Violet said

"EEEENOUGH!!" Cletus yelled

The Cherubs summon golden crossbows and aim them at the Imps, "We are savin' that shitty old man's life, whether he wants it or not!" Cletus said

"Well, someone wants that fucker dead, m'kay? And he paid in advance, and I spent it all on this..." Blitzo reaches into his coat and pulls out a jewel-encrusted green horse figure wearing sunglasses and a "MARE-AJUANA" cap. "...so he's gotta go!"

Keenie flies into Blitzo's face, "You all are such disgusting, loathsome beasts! Your kind is nothing but dirt that shitty dead people tread on! And now, you're trying to meddle with the lives of HUMANS?!"

"So are you! So why don't you shut your trap, you judgmental," Millie pulls Keenie by her necklace and snaps it back, "cotton candy, tit-havin' BITCH?!"

"...FILTHY DEMON CRAP!!" Keenie growled before tackling Millie.

Intense opera music plays as the fight scene begins. Keenie and Millie roll over in a cat fight. Cletus shoots golden arrows at Blitzo and Moxxie who run away. Moxxie runs down the catwalk and jumps down, swinging from a rope. He holds a pistol in one hand and aims it at Keenie, who fights with Millie in the air. Millie slaps Keenie in the face several times. Moxxie fires at a rope which releases a bag. The bag separates Keenie and Millie, and Moxxie catches Millie. Moxxie and Millie grab each other's faces with lustful grins. They French kiss and make out as they swing and spin rapidly above the stage and fire their weapons. Violet and Blitzo spots Moxxie's bow-tie and Millie's bra fall from above. Violet noticed Collin aiming his crossbow at her. She smirked and pulled out her crossbow and started aiming at the goat, who quickly dodged it and shot arrows at him. The arrows and bullets hit and kill the audience members in the first two rows, but they all miss Lyle.

"It's all starting to make sense now. Life is worth living because we only get one. We must cherish it. If creatures far beyond this living world are going through these lengths over my life, then certainly it's worth living! Killing myself is not the answer." Lyle said, watching the whole fight, "Plus... I'm still rich! I can just buy all the things! I NO LONGER CRAVE DEATH!"

Lyle stands up and holds dollar bills in his hands in triumph. The audience members clap. Millie and Moxxie, spinning while firing their guns and being chased by Keenie, accidentally shoot an audience member in the head and kill her.

Blitzo runs along the metal scaffolding with his flintlock pistol. He jumps onto another one attached with rope. He and Cletus point their weapons at each other. Blitzo attempts to fire, but finds his gun empty. After a brief stare-down, Blitzo throws his flintlock into Cletus' face.

"Oof! You fucker!" Cletus yelled, momentarily blinded, Cletus recklessly fires an arrow, severing the rope holding up the scaffolding Blitzo is standing on and that Moxxie and Millie are swinging from. The three Imps all fall with the metal scaffolding as is smashes onto the floor of the stage, narrowly missing the pianist and cartoonishly bending a board so it holds up the piano at an angle.

The pianist stops playing, puts down his stool, and uses it to step down from the bent floorboard. The piano is then sent flying through the air. Violet, Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Cletus, Collin, and Keenie stare as the piano keeps falling. Lyle screams like a girl and scrambles out of his bed, but the piano suddenly shifts to the spot he has just moved to. He is then crushed to death by the piano.

Moxxie grins as he sits tied up to Millie. Blitzo, Violet, and the couple grin smugly, "Well, well. Would'ya looook at that? You... did our job... for us. Heh!" Millie smirks and gives the cherubs two middle fingers.

Collin gasps in horror, "Ohhhh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my Gooood!"

Keenie slaps Collin across the face, "Get a hold of yourself, Collin! And do NOT use the Lord's name in vain!"

"THIS... ISN'T OVER!" Cletus said angrily

Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie smirk as Keenie creates a portal to Heaven and the cherubs fly through, only to be mysteriously repelled back.

"WHAT THE--?!" Cletus exclaimed.

A group of cherubs descends, composed of two bees, two sheep and Deerie, the leader. The deer conjures up reading glasses and a clipboard.

"Mmm, yeah, no, sorry, Cletus, but I'm afraid your actions resulted in the death of a human. I'm afraid you can't re-enter Heaven. Yeaaaah, noooo..." Dearie said

Cletus, Collin, & Keenie shouted out, "WHAT?!?!"

Deerie chuckles and speaks condescendingly, "Yeaaaah, mmmmm, sorry! Yeaaaah, no..."

"Is there...anything we can do?!" Collin asked

Deerie files her hoof, "Yeaaaah, nooo! Oh noooo, no, no."

Deerie says "no" while pointing her hooves at Collin, Cletus and Keenie.

"Bu- But, we didn't mean to! We'd never! It was all--" 

"Bu- But we didn't mean to! We'd never! It was all--" Keenie points to the spot where I.M.P. was, only to find them gone. All three cherubs stare wide-eyed, whilst a scream in horror sound effect plays in the background.

"Anyway, sorry, guys. But those are the rules! Yeaaaaah. Byyyye!" Deerie does a happy wave before she and the group vanish through the portal.

"Wait! But–" Cletus flies toward the portal but it closes. Cletus breaks down into tears and cries.

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Back at the IMP, Blitzo claps his hands together, "Welp, the old man wanted to live again and we didn't kill him, so we failed. Thanks to those fuckin' cherubs, he's probably up in Heaven now, so... it's a shame. All our client wanted was eternal revenge on his business partner. And now the two are forever separated. And now, we gotta face the fire of fuckin' up."

"Sir... when are you going to tell the client?" Moxxie said

"Oh, I already sent him a text, and... we're in good hands, 'cause texts don't make people angry." Blitzo said, holding up his phone

On Blitzo's phone it shows that Loopty Goopty is called "Lupis" in his contacts. The text from Loopty reads "U fail, U die.", followed with Blitzo replying "sorry" surrounded by emojis, with "saxophone emoji" typed a line below.

"BLIIIIIITZO!" Loopty said, descending down the escalator

Blitzo greet with worried, "Loofaaaaa! We can explain everything. I was--..."

Another metal escalator crashes through the wall and squashes Moxxie as Lyle, now a mechanical demon with piano keys for teeth and a rolling ball in place of legs, arrives with a grin. Moxxie twitches stiffly in pain.

"Lyle Lipton?!" Blitzo, Millie, and Violet yelled confused

"I don't understand. We thought you went to Heaven." Millie siad

"Heaven?! You don't make millions in technological advances in robotics by NOT experimenting on the poor!" Lyle laughed

"Oh, you no-good, HEARTLESS son of a BITCH! *turns to Blitzo* Thank you for reuniting me with my best friend!" Loopty

Violet begins to laugh and everyone turns to her, "I'm sorry he just looks like Eggman from Sonic!" She laughed

"The only question now is what do two old genius robotic inventors do now that we're in Hell?" Lyle asked

Wally Wackford crashes through the ceiling, "Did someone say, I say, inventors?! Name's Wally Wackford, and I am lookin' for creative new people to exploit! [realizes what he said] I mean, employ~"

" Everyone, STOP FUCKIN' UP MY WALLS! Moxxie's gonna have to fix all this shit!" Blitzo snapped

Moxxie is shown trapped, frothing at the mouth and groaning in agony.

"Oh, chill out, Moxxie. If you kiss my ass any harder, you'll go right inside me. Satan's balls!" Blitzo scoffed, "First we deal with Heaven's table-scraps, now this?"

"I guess... you can say, you say, you have a holey operation here, Blitzo!" Wally pronounced as spelled before slapping his knee and laughed. He doubles down on the floor.

"Get out." Blitzo said

Wally continues laughing, "Oh-ho-ho! I say, 'Oh!'"

"No, I'm serious. Get the FUCK OUT!!" Blitzo yelled

Loopty, Lyle, Millie, Violet, and Wally all look at Blitzo, shocked and surprised by his sudden rage.

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