Jennie: How long are we going to stand here and
let her do that?
Lisa: Just give her a moment.
Mia: *pushing on a door that says pull*

Mia: I'm not drunk
Rosé: Yes, you are
Mia: I AM NOT DRUNK
Rosé: Then can you tell me the time?
Mia: Yes *turning to the clock* I AM NOT DRUNK
Rosé: ..

Mia: It's really frustrating
Lisa: What is?
Mia: Watching Jisoo openly flirt with Jennie and Jisoo not realizing it.
Lisa, wearing a "date me Mia" shirt: Yeah, she's so oblivious

Jennie: I'm making dinner tonight, you should come over
Mia: Sure
Jennie: I'm making spaghetti and meatballs
Mia: Swagetthi and memeballs
Jennie: You are uninvited
Mia: That's fair

Mia: I'm doing such a good job at keeping my crush a secret
Sana: Hey, Mia!
Mia, tripping over nothing: I have to gay- I mean go. Dammit.

Mia: *screams*
Jennie: WHAT?'
Mia: Something just brushed up against my left leg!
Jennie: What was it?!
Mia: Oh, no...It's fine. It was just my right leg

Rosé: Mia, I'm cold
Mia: Wait a sec, I'll get you my jacket
Lisa: I'm cold too
Mia: Come over here I'll set you on fire

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