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Fake Winx 🧚🏻‍♀️
-August 19, 2023-

Bloom 🔥
So...
I lowkey failed my English test

Musa🎶
Riley!

Bloom 🔥
What?!
It's not my fault the language is stupid
Now JYP is making me learn from Chris

Stella ☀️
And you're complaining because...?

Bloom 🔥
Because I have to be tutored???
Which literally means less time
for practice???

Tecna 📀
You should've just learned English when you started training
Like me

Flora 🌸
It's not like the group is gonna fail
because you need to spend an hour
with so called hot dude

Bloom 🔥
Shut up Renee

Flora 🌸
HEY, I'M THE MANAGER
YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT

Stella ☀️
At least she's got a point

Bloom 🔥
Shut up Laska

Stella ☀️
😠🖕

Aisha 🌊
Riley, you don't have to be so
aggressive with it 😭
Just admit you have a crush on the dude and go

Bloom 🔥
Crush?!
There's no crush

Musa🎶
LMAOOO LIAR

Bloom 🔥
YOU SHUT UP
YOU AND YOUR CONSTANT
FALLING FOR J NAMES

Musa🎶
🧍‍♀️
I did not ask to be called
out like this

Tecna 📀
Watch the next person she falls for
be a j-name

Stella ☀️
Why would I bet when I know I
would lose money?

Musa🎶
You all suck

Roxy 🦮
I mean, its kinda hard to disagree
with that
It went Joshua from SVT,
then Jennifer from LE SSERAFIM,
and then Jay Chang who btw hasn't
even debuted yet??

Musa🎶
HE DESERVED BETTER THAN
WHAT BOYS PLANET GAVE HIM
10TH
10TH PLACE
I HEARD HIS AI COVER OF IN BLOOM
I HEARD WHAT WE AS A SOCIETY
COULD'VE HAD 
SHUT UP MARI

Stella ☀️
Yeah and then don't forget the
S-names too
Not as bad but
Sana, Sullyoon, Seungmin, Seokmin...

Musa🎶
I GET IT
I HAVE TYPES
GEEZ

Flora 🌸
...moving on
Shouldn't you six be getting
ready for our dance practice?

Aisha 🌊
At least Renee is on the right path

Flora 🌸
Someone's gotta be the responsible one
And it's clearly not Riley despite her having Bloom's name

Bloom 🔥
I got the name cause I literally
created the group
The fake Winx wouldn't exist
without me!!!

Musa 🎶
You know what I hear?
"I'm old"

Bloom 🔥
YOU'RE LITERALLY STILL
A CHILD

Musa 🎶
SHUT UP, I AM NOT

Bloom 🔥
YOU SHUT UP CHILD
UR NOT EVEN 21

Roxy 🦮
So what does that make me 🤨

Bloom 🔥
Child 2

Roxy 🦮
Bitch
I'll have you know that most
fans prefer the Maknae line
So HAH

Stella ☀️
HAH

Musa 🎶
HAH

Aisha 🌊
I was almost Maknae line 🥲

Musa 🎶
It's okay Lanhua!
You're not nearly as old as
Riley and Robin

Tecna 📀
This little shit
LANHUA IS THE SAME AGE AS US

Flora 🌸
Why did I agree to manage you bunch

Musa 🎶
you love Laska, Mari, and I

Roxy 🦮
Hehe 🥰

Stella ☀️
Hehe 🥰

Bloom 🔥
ANYWAYS
Let's just get to the stupid practice
room so we can get daily
practice over with

Stella ☀️
Then can we eat?

Bloom 🔥
OFC

~~~୨ ♪ ୧~~~~~ ୨ ♪ ୧ ~~~~~୨ ♪ ୧~~~

Homeless Children

grr wolfgang
JYP told me to tutor the new
leader of one of the new girl
groups he wants to debut

tortoise and the lee know
Why are you complaining?
Didn't you say she was cute?

grr wolfgang
MINHO

alien
LOL MY HUSBAND SPEAKING FACTS

bom digi digi
When will you two stop teasing Stays

tortoise and the lee know
we're not teasing

SWERVINIMSPEEDIN
Minho is supposed to be married to me, smh

tortoise and the lee know
STOP WITH THE SKZ FAMILY

grr wolfgang
I'm Foive

DOO DOO
Worst thing we've ever done

ne sonim
Idk, I think I looked great in that bob cut

maknae on top
Anyways
Chan, when's our next comeback

grr wolfgang
we literally just had one???

maknae on top
cool, so we get a break?

DOO DOO
Since when does the autotune police
give us a break???
Also for 3racha
Did you see that the new gg will
also produce their own songs?
Like us?

alien
that's cool
we inspired a new group!

tortoise and the lee know
Jisung, go get ready for our date

SWERVINIMSPEEDIN
YOU HAVE YOUR OWN PRIVATE CHAT
STOP TELLING US ABOUT YOUR STUPID DATES

tortoise and the lee know
wahh
Is Kim Seungmin jealous?

SWERVINIMSPEEDIN
More like I want to kick you out of our dorm

ne sonim
PLEASE
CAN WE SWITCH
3RACHA LIVES LIKE PIGS

DOO DOO
WE'RE NOT THAT BAD

grr wolfgang
sorry Hyunjin

alien
SHUT UP
GO RAP BETTER

ne sonim
YOU DANCE BETTER

maknae on top
do you two have to bring that up every single time?

alien
yes

ne sonim
yes

maknae on top
ugh

Suddenly a new message notification appeared on from an unknown number.

Jeongin's brows furrowed together as he stared at his phone.

Who the heck was this?

Unknown Number

Mya
Hello JYP sir!
This is Mya from your new girl group

???
Gotta get
Gotta get
Gotta get that groove back

Mya
Sir...?

???
Sorry, that was mean
I'm not JYP

Mya
OH MY GOSH
I'M SO SO SORRY
I'LL GO NOW
EXCUSE ME
PLEASE JUST IGNORE ALL THAT

???
No, no! It's okay
We could talk :)

Mya
No offence to you bestie, but that's weird

???
NO I PROMISE I'M NOT AN
OLD PERVERT
I know you cause I'm
also at JYP!

Mya
You are?!
You must be a trainee too!

???
Ahaha, yup!
So stressful, am I right?

Mya
Oh agreed

???
But it sounds like you're going to debut soon

Mya
You know how he is with groups
Anyways, you know my name
What's yours?

???
You can call me bread
My friends call me that a lot

Mya
Hi Bread
＼(^-^)／
Have you been assigned a group yet?

Mya changed ??? to Bread 🍞

Bread 🍞
Yeah!
I'm training with them right now

Mya
Do you know what
positions you'll have yet?

Bread 🍞
Maknae and vocalist :)
Wbu?

Mya
I'm definitely the Maknae
But idk about my
other positions yet
JYP hasn't decided them yet

Bread 🍞
What do you want to be???

Mya
If not anything else, I really
wanna be the main vocal!!!

Bread 🍞
We're kinda similar!!!

Mya
Oh yeah!!!
I guess we both keep training then :)

Bread 🍞
Yup
Oh my leader is texting our gc
I gotta go :(
Bye Mya!!

Mya
Bye Bread!! :)

Fake Winx 🧚🏻‍♀️

Musa🎶
WHAT THE FUCK RILEY
THAT WASN'T JYP

Bloom 🔥
Oops 🤷‍♀️

Musa🎶
How dare you humiliate me like this
What happened to my golden
Maknae agenda????
And who's number was that then?!

Bloom 🔥
Ur a little shit
That's what happened
This was my way to be mean
And idk, I just picked on the
JYP contacts list on the wall outside
practice room number 7

Roxy 🦮
It's so stupid that he has that
What if some random person
broke in and leaked all
of the artists' numbers??

Aisha 💧
No fr, it feels unsafe

Stella ☀️
Wait wait
Go back to Mya for a second
If you didn't text JYP, who was it???

Musa🎶
He says to call him bread 🤷‍♀️
He seems nice, IG

Roxy 🦮
He huh😏

Musa🎶
Mari bestie, wtf

Roxy 🦮
I'm making an observation
Wdym

Aisha 💧
Yeah 🤨🤨
Do you already like this boy or something?

Musa🎶
NO WTF

Tecna 📱
It's cause his name doesn't start with J

Musa🎶
SHUT UPPPPP

Flora 🌸
This chat was supposed to be for work

Stella ☀️
Lol with Riley in charge???

Bloom 🔥
LASKA
YOU'RE DOING EXTRA
SIT UPS TOMORROW

Stella ☀️
FUCK YOU

Bloom 🔥
NO THANK YOU, I PREFER CHAN

Musa🎶
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM

Aisha 💧
EVERYONE STFU AND LISTEN TO RENEE

Flora 🌸
Thank you Lanhua
Okay anyways
There's been a new development
in your guys' training btw

Bloom 🔥
How so?

Flora 🌸
Basically
Stray Kids made JYP's stocks SOAR
like S O A R
And he wants to create a girl group
version of that
So now, during your training, whenever
they can, the Skz boys will be helping

Musa🎶
...

Bloom 🔥
HAH
MYA AND HER FAT CRUSH ON
JEONGIN
SHE'S DOOMED

Musa🎶
SHUT UP RILEY
YOU JUST SAID YOU WANTED CHAN
AND LASKA IS A TOTAL SIMP FOR FELIX
MARI AND HYUNJIN
AND RENEE I KNOW UR
SECRETLY HAPPY ABOUT
THIS CAUSE OF SEUNGMIN

Aisha 💧
Lol
Couldn't be Binnie and I 😋✌️
Its what happens when
you actually try to go out with a guy you like

Roxy 🦮
Who's Hyunjin 👩‍🦯
Idk a Hyunjin
Is that an alien
Or a llama

Bloom 🔥
Mari just stfu

Roxy 🦮
YOU SHUT UP TOO
YOU AND UR BANG
CHRISTOPHER CHAN

Stella ☀️
Felix is hot 🤷‍♀️

Tecna 📱
No shame 💀
Isn't it nice to be working with the
group that somehow every single
one of you guys have a crush on?

Musa🎶
At least we're all in the same company
Jungkook is in HYBE

Tecna 📱
You little shit

Aisha 💧
So when do we start training with
the boys?

Flora 🌸
So that's not the only thing JYP wants

Musa🎶
I'm sorry, WHAT
What the heck is
this guy trying to do

Flora 🌸
Firstly for the positions, he actually
let me decide
Shook btw
He wants 2 or 3 of you to produce
He wants a rap/produce line, dance,
and vocals
I've thought about this for 5 hours
Pay attention, k?

Bloom 🔥
Kk Renee!

Flora 🌸
Main rapper: Lanhua
Lead rappers: Robin, Riley
Sub rapper: Alaska

Main dancers: Alaska, Mari
Lead dancers: Mya
Sub dancer: Robin

Main vocalist: Mya
Lead vocalist: Mari
Sub vocalists: Riley, Lanhua

Good?

Bloom 🔥
What about centre, FOTG, visual
and producers?

Flora 🌸
I was getting there, chillax

Musa🎶
By Twice?

Stella ☀️
Great song fr

Roxy 🦮
I need to add that to my playlist

Flora 🌸
PAY ATTENTION CHILDREN
Ahem
I was thinking Riley and Robin
as producers
Lanhua as visual (she fits the beauty
standards the most)
Alaska is FOTG
Mari center
And then OFC, Mya is
our Maknae

Musa🎶
YUH BEST MAKNAE
RIGHT HERE 😎

Stella ☀️
Me?? FOTG????

Roxy 🦮
Me center????

Flora 🌸
I've thought about this very carefully
I know what I'm doing, so
just trust me
If I didn't know, would they have
allowed me to manage you shits?

Bloom 🔥
I'm good!!!

Tecna 📱
Me too!

Aisha 💧
I trust Renee

Roxy 🦮
So do I!!

Stella ☀️
Let's do this then!!

Musa🎶
Wait wait
Our group name???

Flora 🌸
Ah right
Your concept btw is kinda like
Red Velvet's

Stella ☀️
Love them

Roxy 🦮
28 reasons saved my life fr

Flora 🌸
Anyways
This group is now officially called...
Bittersweet

Bloom 🔥
SHUT UP I LOVE THAT

Tecna 📱
SLAY BITTERSWEET

Flora 🌸
Ah and one more thing
Remember the Stray Kids survival show?
You guys are gonna do the same thing

Musa🎶
But that means we have to compete
against another group to see
which one will debut?

Flora 🌸
Exactly
Be ready to compete
You've got one week
And you're going to be going
against a team JYP himself handpicked
It's not going to be easy, I promise you that

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𝐀𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬

Uh oh

So let's recap: we met the guys, the girlies are crazy, Mya and Jeongin met (but she doesn't know it), and...

Oh right

The girlies have to fight for their debut 😀✌️

WELP HERE COMES DRAMA
Also these were two separate chapters into one so it's was really long

Ur welcome

Q: Do your biases all start with the same letter?
A: well...