Five/Aidan-Interviews(Pt.4)

I just realized that George and Nigel looks alike because George portrays Nigel—I'm so fawking stupid I'm laughing my ass off right now.

—-Reader's interviewing Klaus and Delores—-

Klaus:Hi guys I'm sexy and this is trash
*holds up Delores by the way*

Klaus:And we're Sexy Trash!

Author:*whispers* are you sure he's sober?

Ben:Yeah,he's just like that

For Klaus—"Can I be invited to your and Dave's wedding?"

Klaus:Of course!,who said you can't?

For Delores—"How does it feel being a piece of plastic"

Klaus:Oh look the question is for you

Delores:*silence*

Author:Next question please

For Klaus—"Whose your favorite princess?"

Klaus:My niece—Princess Charlotte and Princess Penelope

Twins:*peaks from behind the door*

Penelope:Oh another interview—can we join?

Y/n:but your turn is done—

Charlotte:Please mommy?*pouts with puppy eyes*

Y/n:For fawks sake you look like your father—fine

Twins:Yehey! *sits on each side of Klaus*

For Delores—"Do you wish you're barbie and Five is Ken?"

Delores:*silence*

Y/n:The only barbie she's gonna be is Barbie-QUE when I burn her

Author:Next question—and calm down Y/n

For Delores—"How does it feel being love by Five?"

Charlotte:Nothing cause daddy loves mommy

Penelope:Yeah,who even is she? *points at Delores*

Y/n:Those are my kids its confirmed

Author:You weren't sure they're your kids when they came out of your coochie?

Y/n:SHHHHH *sobs*

For Klaus—"Are you okay?"

Klaus:No

Charlotte:Awww its okay uncle Klaus *hugs Klaus*

Penelope:We'll take care of you

For Delores—"Where can I find a flamethrower

Delores:*silence*

Charlotte:Daddy and mommy have one in their office I can get it for you—

Y/n:Uhhh hunny no

For Delores—"Did it hurt when you came up from hell?"

Penelope:She's a devil?

Charlotte:Explains the appearance

For Delores—"What's your skin care routine"

Y/n:Its okay Delores I can answer for you—

Y/n:Her skin care routine is being drown in gasoline and being burned by fire

Author:Y/n no—

Y/n:Y/n yes—

For Klaus—"Are you sober?"

Klaus:Yes!,because I wanna be sober for my babies *kisses the twin's forehead*

For Delores—"How do you feel being forgotten by Five because Y/n is his center of attention?😎"

Penelope:Are you sad Ms.Delores?

Delores:*sobs*

Charlotte:Don't worry it wont be too long,mommy said she'll burn you later

For Delores—"Can I kill you even if you're a piece of ugly plastic"

Delores:I'm starting to think that Y/n wrote this questions

Y/n:Oh no darling—I wouldn't wrote questions and ask them to you—I would straight up just burn you

For Delores—"How do you feel about Y/n"

Delores:I don't know but she definitely hates me tho

For Klaus—"Are you gonna marry Dave?"

Klaus:Yes—good thing you remind me,we still have a wedding to plan—*walks away with the twins while they arw followed with Y/n whose talking to Ben*

Delores:Hello?