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jackandersonofficial: date night 💖

[tagged: hannalynnmonroe]

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user1: i litERALLY SPAT OUT MY DRINK OMFG

user2: yes officer, this post right here
user3: oMG IM CACKLING
user4: wtf ?? why you being so damn
     rude ?? they're cute and happy, leave
     them be

user5: WAIT ARE YOU TWO A THING ?? OMG AWWW I SHIP IT
hannalynnmonroe: we just went on
     a date, we're not in a relationship
cenziebriar: wE'rE nOt In A
     rElAtIoNsHiP MY ASS !!!
huntergracee: ^ omfg

user6: i ship fanna more tho 😕
     [finnwolfhardofficial liked user6's
     comment]
     user7: ^ omfg do i smell teA
cenziebriar: calpurnia tea !!! new
     video coming soon ;);)
user8: ^ i literally love her omfg
drumboym: ^ who doesn't ??
huntergracee: ^ cAN YALL JUST
     DATE ALREADY PLEASE

aylateslermabe: cuties !!!
user9: unproblematic queen i stan?
     yesS
huntergracee: ^ agreed
aylateslermabe: wow i love you
huntergracee: 💗

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huntergracee: i was going to post this really cute pic of cenzie and i because i miss her sfm while she's in toronto but she was like "no hunter i have to edit it to make it look even cuter !!" and she ended up making the sky look weird so i apologize

[tagged: cenziebriar]

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hannalynnmonroe: FIRST
hannalynnmonroe: wow i love you
     two sfm and i miss you hunter !!
huntergracee: bbg !! come back to
     florida !!
hannalynnmonroe: i will be soon !
cenziebriar: ^ cALPURNIA TEA ??

cenziebriar: yeah sorry guys i suck at photo editing 😔
drumboym: but you don't suck at
     anything else
jackandersonofficial: can you guys
     just go out on a date or something
     already
finnwolfhardofficial: ^ you guys
     give me hope for love and to not
     die single
     aylateslermabe: ^^ tbhhhh i am
     #menzie's number one stan
hannalynnmonroe: ^ nO that's me
huntergracee: MENZIE AND
     HACK MUST HAPPEN
cenziebriar: ILYSFM HUBBY AKA
     PARTNER IN CRIME 😎
cenziebriar: also hUNTERRRR we
     have to get you a bae !!
hannalynnmonroe: on it ;)
cenziebriar: ;);)
huntergracee: oh dear god have
     mercy on me

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IMESSAGE

[hanna 🎹 has created a group chat with cenz 💜, and hunter 🍃]

CAMP ROCK SPINOFF CREW 🎤🎹🎻

hanna 🎹
HEY BBGS

cenz 💜
HIII BOO

but uhhh why is
there a microphone
and not a throat ??

I AM A THROAT
PLAYER !!!

hunter 🍃
that's also a violin
not a cello

hanna 🎹
eXCUSE ME I AM
NOT THE CREATOR
OF EMOTICONS SO
THE MICROPHONE
AND VIOLIN WILL
HAVE TO DO OKAY ??

AND THIS CHAT ISNT
EVEN ABOUT MUSIC
THIS IS ABOUT US
FINDING HUNTER A
MANZ

cenz 💜
YESSSSS

MY SECOND MISSION

hanna 🎹
what ??

cenz 💜
lol it's nothing

anYWHORE HUNTER
BBY COME HERE

WE NEED TO DISCUSS
POSSIBLE CHOICES
OF MENZ FOR YOU

hunter 🍃
do we have to ??

i'm perfectly fine being
single

hanna 🎹
you sure ??

cenz 💜
i think what she means is:

hunter 🍃
^ i'm an independent
woman 😤😤

cenz 💜
^ yESSS YOU GO
GLEN COCO !!

bUT ANYWAY SINCE
HUNTER DOESNT
WANT US TO FIND
HER A MANZ RIGHT
NOW LETS DISCUSS
HANNA AND HERS

hunter 🍃
^ um hECK YEAH

hanna 🎹
there is nothing to
discuss

cenz 💜
aCTUAL LIES

hunter 🍃
come onnnn you
can talk to ussss

we always vowed
that if we ever had
a date to talk about
we would with each
other !!!

cenz 💜
^ !!!!

we want ALL the deets

hanna 🎹
okay fine

so he showed up to
my house with the
bear you saw on his
instagram and then
he took us to the cute
little plaza in town that
has a nice outdoorsy
restaurant so we ate
dinner there and then
he took us to go see a
movie and we held hands
and yeah that was it

and ofc tyler picked me
up and grilled me about
our date and asked me
every question possible
about jack

hunter 🍃
aww your big bro
being all nice

hanna 🎹
it was shocking ik

cenz 💜
all you did was hOLD
HANDS ??

WHAT IS THIS, 2ND
GRADE ??

SWEETIE !! NOT EVEN
A KISS GOODBYE ??

SMH JACK ANDERSON

I EXPECTED SO MUCH
MORE FROM MY SON

hanna 🎹
chill cenz, b r e a t h e

we both agreed to
take things slow

cenz 💜
THIS IS LIKE MOLASSES
LEVEL SLOW

DANG GIRL

hunter 🍃
oH CENZ YOURE ONE
TO TALK

hanna 🎹
^ yeah !!!

cenz 💜
TF ARE YALL
TALKING ABOUT ???

hanna 🎹
WHY TF HAVENT
YOU AND MALCOLM
EVEN ADMITTED YOU
GUYS HAVE FEELINGS ??

OR DID YOU AND NOT
TELL US ??

hunter 🍃
^ if you did that
i will actually sue
you cenzie briar

cenz 💜
idek if he has
feelings for me

hanna 🎹
WTF ARE YOU
FLIPPING TALKING
ABOUT

OFC HE LIKES YOU !!

IT'S SO DAMN OBVIOUS

hunter 🍃
^ i mean come on
cenzie

he calls you his
wife

cenz 💜
AS A JOKE !!

hanna 🎹
aS a JoKe MY ASS !!

cenz 💜
HEY HEY HEY

DONT STEAL MY
THING HANNALYNN
OR ELSE I WILL
EXPOSE YOU

hanna 🎹
if you ever show that
one picture of me at
camp to another living
soul you are dead meat

cenz 💜
😏

hunter 🍃
okay but in all
seriousness, when
are you coming
back home cenz ??

and when are you
visiting hanna ??

cenz 💜
GAHHH I'm leaving
in 2 days

i'm gonna miss my
hubby but i'm hyped
to see you again hunter
😩😩

hanna 🎹
well according to finn
our first trip as a 5
member band is to orlando
next month

hunter 🍃
AJAKWKKSKW

HELL YES

OH THANK GOD
ALMIGHTY

PLEASE TELL ME
I GET TO MEET
THEM AND HUG
AYLA BECAUSE
SHES A GORGEOUS
QUEEN

hanna 🎹
trust me ayla is
excited too !!

she keeps talking
about how she's
excited to meet you !!

hunter 🍃
JAKSKSK BRB AS
I CRY A RIVER OF
TEARS OF JOY

cenz 💜
so after i go home,
i'll have to wait a month
until i see my hubby
again 😢

hunter 🍃
aw no bby :(:(

hanna 🎹
my heart hurts now
omg :(

cenz 💜
🤧

well anyway, i still
have 2 more days

and i'm gonna go
work on a youtube
video now, i'll slide
the link once it's up ;)

hunter 🍃
awesome !! can't wait !!

hanna 🎹
as much as i love
you and your
channel cenzie, i'm
not going to watch it

i don't want to see
"tea" about me and my
friends so i'll stay back

cenz 💜
BOO 😒

you stink hanna

hanna 🎹
love you too sweAty

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Cenzie Briar: "Hey guys! Welcome to my first insider Calpurnia Tea video on my channel, where we talk all Calpurnia and all tea, because you know drama flavored tea is the best! Anyway, let's get right into the boiling hot and steamy tea!

"So as most of you probably may know, I am best friends with Calpurnia's newest member, Hannalynn Rogers, so I have an insight to some exclusive tea, including who Hanna has eyes for!

"Unless you're living under a rock, you've seen Jack Anderson's post about him and Hanna going on a date since he asked her out, which was super cute by the way. Hanna accepted and everyone was extremely happy and supportive of the new possibly couple, except for one member; that's right, you've guessed it! Mr. Finn Wolfhard himself!

"It is clear from some of Finn's Instagram activity, including comments and likes on certain posts and comments, that he is not completely supportive of this potential couple. Why, you may ask? Well, if my instincts are correct, it is because he likes our dearest Hannalynn!

"So, it is pretty clear that two of the Calpurnia boys have the hots for our sweet Hannalynn, but who will she choose? Let me know in the comments below, are you team Hack, or team Fanna?

"Thanks for tuning in to today's Calpurnia Tea video! Don't forget to give this a big thumb's up and hit the subscribe button and notification bell so you never miss some of the hot fresh tea!

"Until next time my dearest Calpurnia Tea Chokers, this is Cenzie Briar signing off!"

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A/N: lol i just really love this story and i really love cenzie and hunter and hanna and just everybody so wkskkwkw

anyway i hope you enjoyed this chapter! if so please don't forget to vote comment and share because i love your feedback!

thanks, until next time ;)