CALPURNIA 🤪🤩🎸🥁🎹

jack 👏
gUYSS

SOS

EMERGENCY

COME HITHER

malcolm 🥁

hanna 🎹
JACK WHAT'S WRONG

ayla 🎸
YOU BETTER NOT
BE DYING OR
SOMETHING OR
I'LL KILL YOU

jack 👏

WEAR OR TEAR ??

hanna 🎹
are you serious—

finn 💫
i came into the chat

for this ??

malcolm 🥁
FINN THANK GOD
YOU'RE NOT USING
PUNCTUATION
ANYMORE

WHO KIDNAPPED YOU

finn 💫
nobody kidnapped me
dude

ayla 🎸
sure seemed like it

jack 👏
^ yeah we were
worried

hanna 🎹
uhhhh

did i miss something ??

malcolm 🥁
o dang i forgot this
was the calpurnia chat

hanna 🎹
wait

do y'all have a
chat without me ??

jack 👏
what? nO!

malcolm 🥁
yes

ayla 🎸
mALCOLM CRAIG

finn 💫
yeah jack made a group
chat

jack 👏
fINN WKSKKWKWKW

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU
THINK HANNA

hanna 🎹
...

wow okay a secret
group chat to talk
about me behind
my back 🤧

jack 👏
nO HANNA THAT'S
NOT IT!!!

malcolm 🥁
i mean it kinda is...

ayla 🎸
mALCOLM ILY
BUT SHUT UP WKEJWJ

YOU'RE NOT HELPING

malcolm 🥁

finn 💫
i'm sorry but i'm
just sitting here
laughing as i watch
whatever the heck is
happening rn

hanna 🎹
fINNLARD

BE A GOOD BOI AND
TELL HANNA WHAT THE
HUCKLEBERRY FINN
IS HAPPENING RN

malcolm 🥁
^ i'm sorry but wtf—

did you refer to
yourself in the third
person hannalynn

ayla 🎸
FINN

jack 👏
FINN PLS I BEG

malcolm 🥁
hahahah that reference
tho

jack 👏
sHUT UP

malcolm 🥁

hanna 🎹
sERIOUSLY

WTF IS HAPPENING

CAN SOMEONE PLS
TELL ME

ayla 🎸
uhhhh

malcolm 🥁
wELL WOULD YOU
LOOK AT THE TIME

I HAVE TO UHH

GO DO THINGS

YEAH

OKAY BYE

hanna 🎹
oKAY SOMETHING IS
DEF GOING ON

I MEAN MALCOLM LEFT
WIHTOUT SENDING A MEME

WTF IS HAPPENING

jack 👏
*jack has left the chat*

hanna 🎹
i hATE YOU SFM
RN JEKDKWJE

FINN ?? PLS ??

finn 💫
i'm sorry, han

i wish i could
tell you everything
(message erased)

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INSTAGRAM

cenziebriar
hey hannalynn ??

hannalynnmonroe
oMFG CENZIE HI

BB IM SO SORRY WE HAVENT TALKED LATELY IVE BEEN CRAZY BUSY

cenziebriar
ik !! i heard you're in calpurnia now, congrats !!

if you can pls tell malcolm craig that i stan him with all my heart and wish to marry him thanks

hannalynnmonroe
HAHHA i'll let him know !!

but yeah how's life been ??

cenziebriar
it's been aight, but totally boring because i haven't been able to chat with you 😓

also uhhh can i ask you a rEQUEST ??

hannalynnmonroe
uhhh sURE ??

cenziebriar
are you and jack a thing ??

hannalynnmonroe
cenzie—

you know i cant tell you that

cenziebriar
iM SORRY BUT I NEED CALPURNIA TEA FOR MY YOUTUBE

AT LEAST JUST TIP THE TEA CUP JUST A BIT SO A LITTLE DROP OF TEA SPILLS ?? PLEASE ??

HANNA IM DESPERATE !!

hannalynnmonroe
sorry cenz i cant :(

cenziebriar
wAIT JUST A MILLISECOND

I DONE FIGURED IT OUT !!

hannalynnmonroe
??

cenziebriar
YOU AND JACK ARE A THING AND THATS WHY YOU SAID YOU CANT TELL ME !!

BECAUSE IF YALL WERENT YOU WOULD HAVE TOLD ME NO !!

hannalynnmonroe
cENZIE NO !!

I STG WE ARE NOT A THING !!

cenziebriar
hA

i knew i could force even a droplet of tea out of ya

hannalynnmonroe
oh my god cenzie 😂

cenziebriar
thanks boo !! ily !!

and we need to hang out !!

hannalynnmonroe
totally !!

wAIT

OMFG

SKSKKSKSKS

ARE YOU—

cenziebriar
yES BOO !! CHECK YOUR SNAPCHAT RFN !!

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SNAPCHAT

han the man 🔨
oH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WJKKSKSKKSW

TORONTO PRONTO HAHAHA

WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME SOONER

CENZZZZZ

mercedes cenz 🚙
I WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU BOO !!

AND PLEASE TELL ME I CAN "COINCIDENTALLY" SPEND THE NIGHT WHEN YOU HAVE A REHEARSAL THE NEXT DAY

han the man 🔨
oOf idk, i'll have to see what the others think if i bring you along

mercedes cenz 🚙
yOURE MISSING THE POINT SWEATY !!

IM SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE AN "OOPS SURPRISE" SO I CAN MEET MY MANZ MALCOLM

PPPPPLLLLLLEEEEEAAAASSSSSEEEEE

FOR YOUR GORL CENZZZZZZZIIIEEEEEE

han the man 🔨
okay, but only for you cenzie 😂

mercedes cenz 🚙
and tHIS is why i call you han the man !!!

han the man 🔨
haha i actually have a rehearsal tomorrow, want to come over tonight ??

but fyi, we have to make a cvs stop

mercedes cenz 🚙
FINE BY ME !!

i'll be there in 10

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INSTAGRAM

hannalynnmonroe: my bb is finally back in toronto! so glad to go cvs shopping with you 🤧

[tagged: cenziebriar]

•••

user1: YO UHHH WHOS CENZIE ??
     hannalynnmonroe: one of my best
     baes that i met at a music camp in
     orlando a few years ago !!!
     user2: oOoo what does cenzie play ??
     cenziebriar: i'm a throat player :)
     user2: wtf—
     drumboym: wow cenziebriar i'm
     a stick player
     cenziebriar: HI HUSBAND WOW
     ILY AND UR THE GR8EST STICK
     PLAYER IN TOWN
     drumboym: THANKS WIFE AND
     UR THE BEST THROAT PLAYER IN
     TOWN
     cenziebriar: 😩👌👌👌

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cenziebriar: bIG PHAT MOOD BECAUSE MY HUSBAND MALCOLM CALLED ME HIS WIFE THIS IS NOT A DRILL IT'S ON hannalynnmonroe's RECENT GO LOOK IF YOU DONT BELIEVE OKAY THANKS FOR
COMING TO MY TED TALK CALPURNIA TEA CHOKERS BYE

[tagged: drumboym]

•••

user1: sweetie are you okay
     cenziebriar: dID YOU READ MY
     CAPTION ?? IM SCREAMING
     ESPECIALLY SINCE IM PROB
     GONNA MEET HIM SOON
     WJWKKEKWKE

user2: my ears are ringing after reading all this yeLLING my god cenzie c h i l l
     cenziebriar: i cANT MY HUBBY
     NOTICED ME !!!
     drumboym: i was summoned ??
     cenziebriar: HI 🍯
     drumboym: 🍯🤤

finnwolfhardofficial: woah mal! you didn't tell us you had a wife!
     aylateslermabe: ^ do you not
     tell us aNYTHING ANYMORE ??
     jackandersonofficial: WHY
     WERENT WE INVITED TO THE
     WEDDING ???
     drumboym: sORRY IT WAS ALL
     VERY SUDDEN AND ALL THANKS
     TO HANNALYNN
     hannalynnmonroe: what can i
     say, i'm a matchmaker ;)

[drumboym, finnwolfhardofficial, aylateslermabe, and jackandersonofficial have started following cenziebriar!]

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A/N: i'm probably gonna do daily updates because i love this wkkekwkw and sunnie is requesting it (also sunnie i hope you're happy with this chapter !!!!)

sO yeah, hanna's friend from a music camp, cenzie, is in town and highkey loves malcolm and teA and of course she has a youtube because her face claim is emma chamberlain so it seemed appropriate ;);)

anyway i hope you enjoyed this chapter! if so please don't forget to vote comment and share because i love your feedback!

thanks, until next time ;)