Intro
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A/N: new book, new me y'all 😅
But srsly, I'm doing this much differently than what I always did, this will be a crack filled story with sope and of course side ships too. I might look like an entirely new person once you see my new "style" but hopefully that's a good thing, right?

Also sorry if you're not are to see any of the emojis I use 😕 I don't really know which ones show up for which type of device so...

Key:

Chapter # with an asterisk(*)will represent group chats
Chapter # with a period will represent ista posts
Chapter # without anything will either be single conversations/texts or an actual written-out chapter

Character profiles:

You better fvcking appreciate these profiles because I did NOT just spend five nights making these mf edits 😤

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Min Yoongi

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Jung Hoseok

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Kim Seokjin

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Kim Namjoon

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Jeon Jungkook

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Kim Taehyung

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Park Jimin

Will Contain:

• crack
• dry humor
• reaction memes (maybe)
• strong language
• sope + other ships
(Pretty obvious on what ships I chose for this book)

Don't read if you don't like rainbows🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

I am for sure, not a funny, humorous crackhead but I'll try my best to make this funny and enjoyable to the best of my ability<3