❝𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐏 𝐌𝐄 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐌𝐘𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅, 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐅𝐗𝐂𝐊 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐀𝐍 𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐋❞

(18+)

Y/N yawned tiredly as he was seated on Blitzø's lap while playing with his coin. He looked up lazily with a small smile towards the new client that was talking as Blitzø stared, already bored with the whole meeting.

"So, that's why I'm here... To get my revenge."

Mayberry, so she calls herself, stepped into the light to show her purple skin.

"I mean, was she hotter?"

Blitzø asked, causing Y/n to widen his eyes towards him as Mayberry's eye twitched.

"Just saying, I had a hard time understanding unprompted melodrama you just spat at me, tits."

Blitzø smirked at Mayberry who started to growl loudly as her hair swished in the air with a red aura glowing brightly. She clutched her cigarette tightly, almost cracking it in the process.

"Anyway, I don't think you quite understand how we're operating down here,"

Y/N hopped off as Blitzø stood up from his desk and walked towards the other end. Y/N lightly sat himself on top of the edge as he blocked his ears from the conversation and just focus on his coin that was shining lightly under the lighting.

"See, we take revenge out on the living, and it sounds like the core cast of your sitcom of death, frankly, are all probably down in hell with you, boop!"

Blitzø booped Mayberry's nose playfully as she clenched her fist.

"Not, all of them... That whore survived. Now they all call her a hero..."

Y/N hummed as he envisioned the whole scenario in his head when Mayberry started to explain the whole situation. Blitzø sat back down as he patted the empty space on his lap. Y/N flipped his coin as it landed on heads before setting his spot back on Blitzø's lap.

Mayberry growled before she slammed her hands on the desk, creating large cracks as she screamed in their faces.

"SHE IS NOT A HERO!"

She screamed as she leaned closer towards the imps faces, face clearly showing rage. Y/N whimpered a bit as he hugged Blitzø tightly as the red imp nodded with fear, both frightened from the loud tone.

"Mm-hmm, yeah, okay, my thoughts exactly..."

Blitzø nodded frantically as he whispered out with a nervous smile as he sunk down in his seat and placed his finger on a button. Y/N lightly face-palmed, almost pissing his pants from sudden action but it was kind of hot.

"GUYS, I WANT YOU TO MEET...!"

Blitzø yelled as he kicked down the door with Mayberry and Y/N standing next to him. The loud sound startled Moxxie as he accidently pulled the trigger on the crossbow as the arrow flew everywhere. Right when the arrow was about to pierce Mayberry in the face, Blitzø caught it with ease. Y/N would have, but he was too lazy at the moment.

"... Our newest client!"

Blitzø finished before the eel tank fell down and released the animals, causing them to spark and set the whole room on fire.

"DAMMIT, MOXXIE, I JUST BOUGHT THOSE EELS!"

Blitzø yelled angrily as he slammed down the arrow, causing everyone to flinch. After everyone got out, the fire department rushed in and put out the fire while taking the eels out.

"Bye! And don't worry, we'll get that skank in less than twenty-four hours or your first kill is freeeee!"

Blitzø said his goodbyes at the speeding taxi with Mayberry in it.

"When did we start implanting that deal?"

Moxxie asked with confusion before his face was lightly smooshed by the taller imp. Blitzø's eyes sparkled as he spoke in a baby tone.

"When you set fire to my office in FRONT OF A CLIENT, YOU FUCKING DICK-SHIT!"

Blitzø pointed angrily as Moxxie and strangled him before shoving him away.

"NOW SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THAT FANCY BOOK IS STILL INTACT!!!"

Blitzø yelled as Loona typed away in her phone.

"You mean, our only ticket to the other side? Yeah, got it."

Loona fished the book out of her back.

"And that's why you're my favorite besides (N/N), Looney! You get a tweat now!"

Blitzø got a little dog snack as Loona clearly showed disgust on her face.

"Ew. Stop...."

Loona's eyes widened when Blitzø stuck his tongue out and started to chew it.

"You're SO gross!"

Loona gagged with disgust as she opened the book, irritated with her adopted owner. Y/N lightly chuckled as he overheard the conversation while he watched Millie draw the symbol to open the portal.

"Awww, stop it! I get enough of that from my therapist..."

Blitzø patted Loona who rolled her eyes and walked away. He walked up towards Y/N and wrapped an arm around him while shoving Moxxie's face who clearly seemed agitated.

"... Now, let's go lick some ass!"

Blitzø cheered as Y/N sweat dropped, knowing that wasn't the right term.

"The expression is, 'kick some ass', Blitz."

Millie gave finger guns before walking to the other side. Blitzø shrugged as he led himself and Y/n towards the other side as well.

"Mine's better."

"Oh, fuck..."

Moxxie groaned to himself before joining the rest who were admiring the huge house. They eventually walked towards a window before hiding in the bushes. Blitzø looked outside through the window while Y/N just sat there patiently, sometimes conversing with Millie.

"That got to be her. This is too easy, Moxxie, do you want this one?"

Blitzø giggled to himself before facing Moxxie. Moxxie widened his eyes before an excited smiled came on his face.

"Me?"

He asked as he tried to contain his excitement. It didn't last long when he peeked through the window before paling at the sight of a seemingly happy family.

"Yeah, this one's simple enough for you to handle. Just a happy mother who just got out of the hospital!"

Blitzø said a bit too happy. He waited for Moxxie who was obviously discomforted before shrugging to himself as he pulled out the rifle.

"Snooze you lose, Mox! And... I got ya, bitch..."

Blitzø mumbled to himself with a smirk as he had his target on the woman who blinked innocently.

"Wait, are we actually killing a family?!"

Moxxie yelled at Blitzø who blinked at him.

"No, don't be a puss, we're just killing a mother. We're RUINING a family!"

Blitzø aimed his gun back at Moxxie who tried to protest.

"H-hold on! Hold on, let's just think about this-"

Before Blitzø can finally pull the trigger, Moxxie shoved the gun up, causing the gun shot to miss. Millie and Y/N both flinched at the sound and realized they fucked up when they heard Blitzø yelling at Moxxie.

"What the FUCK was that Moxxie!?"

Blitzø yelled at Moxxie who coughed before going on his knees and lightly sniffing.

"I'm sorry, they just seemed so wholesome and happy! I-I panicked!"

Moxxie whimpered out as Y/N and Millie watched with dotted eyes.

"Oh, who the fuck is innocent, Moxxie?! From the moment of birth, you're already parasite leeching off your mama's tits, get the FUCK OVER YOURSELF, YOU BABY DICK PRICK!"

Blitzø started to insult Moxxie before screaming in pain when he was shot in the arm. Everyone widened their eyes at his wound. 

"YE-OWWWWWWW! A NEW HOLE! SCATTER!!!"

Blitzø screamed as almost everyone jumped out of the bushes and ran their separate ways. Y/N skillfully ran through the forest before jumping in the trees and hiding in the leaves. He panted quietly while leaning against the tree branch.

Y/N lightly covered his mouth to quiet his quickened breath from the human down below who cooed for him to get out.

He sighed with relief when the voice started to distance himself before hearing a loud ringtone. He gasped when his phone went off as he scrambled to get it out. He pressed the answer icon and pressed his phone close to his ear, furiously blushing at the caller.

"Stolas, now is NOT the time for this!"

Y/N whisper yelled when he heard Stolas whine softly from the other line.

"Aw, when will ever be the best time, (N/N)?~"

Stolas cooed from the other line while Y/N sighed tiredly into the palm of his hand.

"What is it this time?"

Y/N asked.

"I've been meaning to follow up on our last little conversation, regarding my grimoire~"

Y/N widened his eyes as he stared at the phone with disbelief. Stolas on the other hand, lightly giggled to himself when he saw the reflection of Y/N's stunned face on the soap bubble.

"I'm sorry, what?"

"My book, (N/N). The book I was given to do my job, that I have allowed you to use yours?"

Y/N listened fully before widening his eyes at the sound of the gun clicking. He cursed under his breath and jumped out of the tree, barely missing the gun shot before running off.

"I can HEAR you, darlin'!"

The voice cackled as Y/N panted while running.

"Anyhoo, I have been thinking, you know I have been permitting you and Blitzy to access the mortal realm less than, legally for some time now. But I do need it back to fulfill my duties."

Stolas explained at Y/N who was slowly thinking this wasn't going to end well for him.

"I was thinking: What if we worked out some kind of exchange? Favors for favors. Doesn't that sound, enticing?~"

Stolas seductively lowered his voice as Y/N was trying not to get killed on the other line.

"Please, Stolas, I'm my knees. Stop using that goddamn fancy talk you rich people use, alright? I'm trying to not get killed in my a-"

Y/N was cut off when a bullet whizzed past his face. He gulped nervously from the stunt before running somewhere, knowing that this place was too dangerous.

"Then let me keep it simple. Once a month, on the full moon, you return the book to me followed by a night... of paaaaaasionate fornication~ And, you get to keep it for the rest of the time, hm? Sound fair, my little imp?~"

Y/N face palmed at the request before heaving in a breath, knowing his boss would have agreed to keep the book, even if he hated sleeping with the prince.

"All right, all right! I don't care just, whatever!"

Y/N whisper-yelled at the phone as he grumbled. He heard Stolas lightly gasp with excitement before lightly moaning.

"Oh, Y/N! I'm so excited! I cannot wait to feel your slimy a** surrounding my c***-"

Y/N's brain short circuited before gripping the phone with disgust. He gasped when his phone was smacked out of his hands before his neck was pinned against the tree bark, giving him no airway to breathe.

"Gotcha! So, you're a little devil, huh! Come to drag me and my kind to hell? Well, NOT TODAY, SATAN! Gonna send Ya'll back to where you came from!"

Martha smirked at Y/N's form as he gasped for air. His eyes fluttered shut before coming limp from the gun not giving him enough time to breathe.

"-N)... /N)...! (N/N)!"

Y/N gasped when his eyes popped open as he tried to walk. He struggled before realizing that he was tied to a pole with Millie and Blitzø tied as well. Blitzø sighed with relief when Y/N woke up.

"What... huh?"

Y/N mumbled to himself as he felt gasoline pouring at his feet and back. He lightly shivered from the cold liquid as Blitzø mumbled to himself angrily.

"Oh, I had that fucking shot, goddamit Moxxie!"

He mumbled to himself as he struggled to get out.

"Satan, we return your filthy creatures back to the pits of Hell!"

Millie and Y/N both stopped, knowing there was no way to get out while Blitzø still tried.

"May the root of evil remain honored as we continue, thou work!"

Martha chanted before throwing the torch onto the three. The three widened their eyes before flames engulfed them. They stood there; a bit awkward before Blitzø spoke up.

"Yeah, that's not exactly how it works, lady, sorry. Your fire doesn't really hurt us, but I mean I can fake it if that'll give your dick hard."

Blitzø grinned as Millie giggled to herself. Y/N blinked with dotted eyes and a small smile; slightly amused with the idea of burning demons would actually do something.

"Oh. Shit! Well, I'll just shoot in your smart-ass mouths!"

Martha smirked as she brought up her gun.

"That would be more effective!"

Blitzø smugly said as Millie yelled at him. Y/N lightly gasped and stomped on Blitzø foot, causing him to yelp in pain. He gave puppy eyes to Y/N, a bit hurt he would do that, but Y/N only glared at him.

Martha cackled as she aimed the gun towards them. The three closed their eyes, waiting for impact before hearing a yelp and gunshot that wasn't targeted to them. They opened their eyes to see Martha's corpse on the ground with Moxxie standing above it.

"Moxxie!"

Millie exclaimed happily as Blitzø rolled his eyes. Moxxie ran and untied everybody, Blitzø falling on his face as the married couple rubbed their noses together lovingly.

Y/N lightly rubbed his wrist from the slight burn from the ropes before helping Blitzø up, who obviously smiled and curled his tail around Y/N's waist. He smiled back and helped Blitzø lean on him for support.

"At least someone cares about me!"

He yelled as he crushed Y/N in a hug. He lightly winced before turning to face Moxxie who walked up to the two, face showing clear apology.

"I'm sorry, sir. I comprised our objective and put us in harm's way! It won't happen again, I promise."

Moxxie apologized as Blitzø grinned, crushing Moxxie in a hug as he let go of Y/N for a split second. Y/N raised a brow when Moxxie's eyes dilated from Blitzø whispering something to him before pushing him away.

"...ALRIGHTY! Job well done! Now let's get off!"

Blitzø said goofily as he raised his eyebrows suggestively. Y/N and Moxxie averted their eyes in discomfort as Blitzø got out his phone.

"Yeah... Give me a moment. I need to get something I left at the house."

Moxxie stated as Blitzø listened with bored eyes.

"Okay, fine, but hurry up. Loona! We're ready to come home dear!"

Blitzø happily spoke through the phone while holding his wounded arm to Y/N who was patching it up. While he was bandaging the bullet wound, the portal opened as the three looked up at Loona who had a visible scowl on her face.

"Oh, hi :D"

"What the FUCK took you guys so long?!"

Loona yelled in everyone's faces.

"Moxxie messed up. So, yeah, a bit of a hassle."

Y/N answered. Loona just scoffed and went inside.

"Of course, he did. Just get inside already."

Loona waved her hand before going back to her phone. After waiting a few more minutes, Blitzø starting to get impatient, Moxxie came back. Everyone perked up and faced him.

"There he is! Have a good wank off session, Moxxie?"

Blitzø asked as he looked at his employee suggestively.

"Excuse me?"

Moxxie asked, thinking he heard wrong.

"Look, I don't care where you come in the living world, just come.to.your job on time, alright? See you at the office!"

Blitzø pointed at Moxxie's bow tie and pulled his cheek before running back in. Moxxie glared at him while rubbing his cheek. Y/N chuckled under his breath and shook his head before going inside.

Millie joined inside and smiled at Y/N. Y/N smiled back and looked outside, waiting for Moxxie with a gentle smile. 

Yet, his smile disappeared as he looked behind Moxxie when he heard a booming voice. Moxxie turned around as well as they both saw helicopters and police cars surrounding the house.

"We got 'em, boys!"

The voice boomed through the air before firing a missile towards the house. The copter flew back as a huge explosion erupted and burned down the house. The two widened their eyes at the sight, both horrified on what happened.

Y/N blinked with widened eyes, processing the whole scene.

'What the fuck?'

Everyone cheered inside with a huge cake in front of Moxxie and a banner, everybody celebrating their victory. Well, except Moxxie and Y/N. Both males were still a bit traumatized on what they saw.

Y/N just stared off into space with wide eyes as he was held by Blitzø with his stabilized arm while Moxxie stared at his cake with distraught. Millie cheered and cooed for her husband as she affectionally rubbed her cheek against his.

"Well, here's to another mission accomplished. And Moxxie finally learned not to fuck up!"

Blitzø gave his toast to Moxxie and the team.

"And killing people isn't that big a deal if they try to kill you back!"

Millie added. Y/N couldn't help but agree with that.

'Well, I guess that's fair.'

He thought in his head.

"That's messed up... But I paid for it!"

Mayberry thought solemnly before happily declaring her statement. Everyone excluding Moxxie and Y/N laughed. Y/N nervously chuckled at everything on what happened.

"Yeah, fuck that family!"

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐓. 𝟐 𝐄𝐍𝐃