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the cynical
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' i'm the girl mommy and daddy warned you about. '

' baby, when i said ' a quickie' i meant it. put the wedding ring away. '

' it's a bit dangerous, but i'm so sweet. '

' you're not being punished. come here, i'm your paradise. '

NAME ;
taryn iliana 'ryn' tempest

ROLE TITLE ;
megara

CURRENT AGE ;
twenty one

SEXUALITY ;
pansexual

PERSONALITY ;
❛ ENFP-T — THE CAMPAIGNER. ❜

TO put it simply, ryn tempest is THAT bitch. always makes an entrance when she doesn't try to, slinks across rooms instead of walking, and flirts with everything that breathes. she has that alluring charm to her. a cunning little minx who embodies everything that slytherin stands for, that's she's practically his heir. silver-tongued, seductive and sneaky. she's tough, and has the tendency to bottle up her emotions, usually playing herself up not only to impress but because she compensates for the days that she feels like a shitty person. which is more often than you think. but then she listens to one bad bitch anthem, and then suddenly she's back to hating everyone except the exceptions.

RYN doesn't like having people tell her what to do. she's free-willed, a lawful evil, and also pretty gay. and pretty. fuck, does she know she's pretty. she uses it to her advantage a lot because she's horny. but trust that even though she seems to always be hitting on you, the girl's also playing hard to get. as mentioned, she's surrounded by four walls, and it takes time to chip them down bit by bit. she'll reply to basically anything with a little contempt or sarcasm, and when something's in her mind, then she'll fucking say it. and if their petty asses get mad, then so be it. what friends does she have to lose anyway? see, this is why she hates humans.

ZODIAC SIGN ;
scorpio

FACE CLAIM ;
vanessa moe

THEME SONG ;

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love is a bitch | two feet
' cuz heartbreak is savvy and love is a bitch. '

the witty
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' yo. know what would happen once you pump this bastard up full of sugar? '

' you know when chandler and joey just had that chicken and duck. yeah, i felt that. '

' nooooooo all my bail money's gone. '

' oh angel said from up above. '

NAME ;
hugo dominic tallis

ROLE TITLE ;
odysseus

CURRENT AGE ;
twenty one

SEXUALITY ;
bisexual

PERSONALITY ;
❛ ISTP-T — THE VIRTUOSO ❜

HUGO is an all-round smiley boy. always seeming to light up any room that he walks into. he's the dad of the group; the one who makes the punny jokes and the one with the bail money despite being broke as shit. loyal, and sweet. seeming all responsible and mature at first, but then you realise just how much of a fucking crackhead he is. no seriously, everytime he opens his mouth, he just produces a new sound everytime. he's loud and hyperactive, never really seeming to keep still for more than a minute. but that doesn't take away from the fact that the guy's nothing short of incredibly intelligent. he's wily and uses his brains to his advantage.

HE'S the type of guy who fronts being innocent. but behind that crinkle in his eye when he smiles, he's a tricky little motherfucker. like when he doesn't mean to flirt with you, he sounds like he is. which then will get your panties in a twist because fuck knows what really goes on in his mind, y'know? he has the potential for lunacy. sarcasm drips from his mouth whenever, and he's kind of an old soul to the point that when it gets to midnight, he's kinda ready to turn in (unless he's hammered in which case he isn't sleeping until 6am). he gets whiny and complains a little, and then starts to get sleepy, so all you gotta do is pump the bitch filled with sugar.

ZODIAC SIGN ;
aquarius / pisces cusp

FACE CLAIM ;
chance perez

THEME SONG ;

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conversations with my wife | jon bellion
' i dreamt i slept on the sidewalk, but you still laid with me. '