( that-one-roleplayer
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hermes
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' how about i don't pay for it and we can both go our separate ways, eh? '

' i'm a believer in finders keepers, losers weepers. '

' where the runaways are running the night. '

' i'm eating cake because it's someone's birthday somewhere. '

NAME :
Aiden Trent Laron

AGE :
17

SEXUALITY :
Bi-curious

APPEARANCE :
Grant Gustin

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GOD :
Hermes / Mercury

TINY MAGIC :
• He's a thief. He will pick-pocket the fuck out of you, and your ass won't notice until later
• He's a speedy speedster who can also box
• He somehow knows everything about everyone?
• He can kinda hack into things

PERSONALITY :
Aiden is just... he's just so Aiden. Not a lot of words you could use to describe him. He's kind of a jock, seeing as he can actually do a lot of sporty things. He's a pretty fucking amazing at running, and he has rippling biceps from all the boxing that he does, and that's fantastic and all. But he's mostly known as being the biggest class clown of any class, basically because he's the king of all things practical joke. He's a pretty clever guy. A straight A student, an asset to any sports team, and also the life of almost every party. While all of that is positively fan-fucking-tastic, he's known for all the pranks he has ever pulled ever. Prank wars, water, almost killed someone during the planning of a prank– he's done it all. Cunning? Yes. Sneaky? Yes. Sarcastic? Yes, Chandler Bing quakes in his presence. All of this with nothing but a smirk on his face. Like, no joke, he's always smirking no matter where or what. A smirk is his version of a smile. You never know if he's planning something or not. Just keep in mind that he probably is. Be careful, beware yadda yadda yadda.
Aside from being a sly, sneaky, prankster-pulling twat, he's actually a casanova and somewhat of a heartbreaker. Aiden is the kind of guy that breaks up with girls for the hell of it, and he flirts. Boy, does he flirt. A sweet-talking smooth-talker is exactly what he is. The guy's a lady's man, so of course he also fucks. Weirdly enough, the guy also gets jealous pretty easily. But not in a romantic kind of way. He gets jealous of people when they spend too much time with his friends. Because of fucking course, he's possessive of his friends. A little clingy and a compulsive liar too. All I ask is that you be careful around him.

LIKES :
• pranks, pranks, pranks and more pranks.
• jogs on the beach
• both night-ins and outs with the lads (aka just all his friends)
• holy shit, the guy loves tacos
• and chimichangas
• camping
• pissing off authority figures
• parties
• alcohol
• ladies, girls and anyone with breasts

DISLIKES :
• teachers, parents and anyone who tells him what to do
• debbie downers and goody two-shoes
• pessimists
• self-centered, think-they're-far-more-superior assholes
• broccoli and peas
• y'all, he hates anything chocolate-flavoured
• the rainy days
• being sick
• the sound of people cracking bones
• people who take everything too seriously

STRENGTHS :
• running away
• the guy can kinda do parkour
• he's actually pretty smart and strategic
• generally approachable and friendly
• and pulling pranks, of course

WEAKNESSES :
• dealing with problems
• pretty awkward sometimes
• irresponsible as fuck
• actual man-child
• low drinking tolerance

OTHER :
• Aiden is a Gemini
• He has two ball pythons named George and Martha
• Only wears one pair of shoes all the time
• He carries around a pocketknife for self-defense, but doesn't know how to defend himself
• Ahem, he wears glasses sometimes

FUN FACT ABOUT YOUR GOD ;
Hermes was believed to dress as a mortal to test other mortals' hospitality. He tested people to see if they were nice to other humans, and that's just kinda cute.