Shraddha
ARJUN FREAKING KAPOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Sidharth
A-ha

Varun
I'm not Arjun but I'm scared.

Aditya
^ *whispers* same

Arjun

Shraddha
Wait a minute why you guys acting like you guys are scared of me....

Shraddha
Are you guys scared of me?

Alia
No, not at all... 

Parineeti
Exactly why would we... Hahahaha 

Sidharth
Anyway, what were you saying?

Shraddha
Aha yes.... Arjun kapoor is Malala pregnant?????????

Arjun
Malaika!

Aditya
Wait what She is pregnant????.... I'm going to be uncle and aunties

Varun
Ohhh My Kalank!

Parinneti
How can you be an uncle and an auntie?

Aditya
Typing mistake... We are not I'm. 😗

Arjun
What! No obviously not. She isn't pregnant.

Malaika
Why would you guys even think I'm pregnant?

Alia
Acgsusbskajzgshsksnsuisnxvsysjakslb

Alia
What the hell is she still doing here?

Sidharth
^ We forgot to remove her last time.

Shraddha
First of all

Shraddha removed Malaika from the group chat.

Shraddha
And second of all then why are you guys suddenly getting married?

Varun
Ooooooooooooooo

Parineeti
^ why Oooo?

Arjun
We aren't. Just rumors guys....like you guys don't have wedding rumors

Varun
I wanted to reply something but had nothing came to my mind so Oooooooooooo

Arjun added Malaika to the group chat

Alia
Agshbskhsjsbksisnsvsklabxusiokeb

Aditya
Can you stop talking like this it's hard to pronounce. 

Malaika
That's not a rumor. We are actually getting married in April.

Shraddha
Did you actually add her back after I removed her YOU DUMB BIRDBRAIN LOOSER? 

Varun

I'm scared...

Sidharth 
I- never mind

Arjun
I didn't. She is right next to me. She took my phone and added her own self

Malaika
^ Yes, I did. Do you have any problem?

Alia
Agahsnidlsbdiskssykufjfkxjgkhlcllj

Malakia
^ Oh just shut up

Alia
^ athxyaufkvldygevioljtikkklkffbkowb

Alia
QrivagkndcjtFUCKOFFhsbsdgdyplkcsy

Arjun
^ I thought you found us cute. You said it in Kwk

Parineeti
Are you really stupid? Didn't you saw her face after she said that?

Aditya
Cringing level 4268295

Malakia
Geez bye, you Lil fuckers... I'm not gonna waste my precious time with you

Sidharth
Precious?

Malaika
Yes. Precious. I don't have much free time like you guys to talk utter nonsense in a stupid GC.

Varun
Your 'boyfriend' created the GC

Malaika
Yikes, baby. That's why your career is going downhill. Cause you're wasting your time with some stupid people instead of working on your acting skill.

Arjun
Wtf.

Aditya
Did she just call us stupid?

Parineeti
Mala- whatever your name is the stupid people is you. I hope you have noticed his films started flop after you guys started to date.

Arjun
Wtf

Malakia
Whatever

Malaika left the group chat.

Alia
Thank God

Shraddha added Malaika to the group chat

Alia
Adhsjgkcuflvhouttshbslspsnxvoshksk

Malakia
What the hell

Shraddha
Fuck off you dumb ass.

Shraddha removed Malaika from the group chat.

Arjun

Aditya

Parineeti

Sidharth

Varun

Okayyyyy anyone anyone like literally anyone wondering if I hate the people who got dragged in this book no I don't. I love Ranbir. He is one of my favorite actors. I'm just not a fan of Ranilia. So literally no need to get so 'defensive'. And I'm well aware of lots of facts. This book is based on jokes and people making fun of each other. So please Chill. Like literally chill.

Although I might not say same about Malaika. 😒