Percy: What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up?

Chloe: Gee, I don't know. Does it-

Percy: It becomes daytrogen!

Chloe:

Chloe: I think I'mma go to sleep now..-

Nico: Good nitrogen.

Piper: Sleep tightrogen!

Jason: Don't let the bedbugs bitrogen!

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Annabeth: My romantic partner needs to be a responsible person who's-

Chloe: *Screaming at random monster* I'LL FUCKING COME FOR YOUR GRANNY!

Annabeth: That one. I want that one.

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Chloe: Will

Will: What

Chloe: If I cut my hand... Could I just put it in your hair?

Will: ..why?

Chloe: I wanna see if it glows when you sing

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*sibling love*

Emmy: Percy always accuses me of picking favorites, but that isn't true!

Emmy: I love Jason and all the non-Jasons equally!

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Adonis, to Natalie: One universe, nine planets, seven seas, seven continents, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you.

Hazel: Hey, that's not very nice-

Natlie: There are only eight planets in our solar system, uncultured nuisance.

Hazel, forgetting about Ad: But... what about Pluto? :(

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*after discussing a plan*

Adonis: Does anyone have any questions?

Jason: Is this legal?

Adonis: Does anyone have any relevant questions?

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Hazel: The fastest way to Natalie's heart is-

Nico: Chest cavity.

Hazel: ...I was gonna say comfy oversized sweater but okay-

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*Texting*

Emmy: Sorry, who's this? Piper changed all my contact names

Adonis: What did she change my name into?

Emmy: The chosen one

Adonis: Dont change it!!

Emmy: BUT WHO ARE yOU??

Adonis: The chosen one.

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Emmy: Helpful grammar tip: "farther" is for physical distance, "further" is for methaphorical distance, and "father" is for emotional distance! :D

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Piper: *Turns on lights*

Adonis: *Sitting on his bed, eating bread*

Piper: It's four in the morning.

Adonis: Turn the lights back off.

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Chloe : *looks at Nico*

Chloe: Baby boy. Baby.

Chloe: *looks at Octavian*

Chloe: Evil.

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Emmy, shooing Jason away: Can you go be depressed over there? You're bumming out my theatre kid arc.

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Annabeth : I don't think we can mansplain...

Nico: ...manipulate...

Jason: ...or malewife our way out of it this time.

Adonis: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is!

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Nico: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE.

Chloe: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds.

Nico: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME—

Chloe: *sigh* What do you want?

Nico: Chicken nuggets please.

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*Leo casually searching around the room*

Brianna: Hey Leo, what're you looking for?

Leo: My will to live.

*Chloe walks into the room*

Leo: Oh, there it is.

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Frank: What's wrong with you?

Chloe: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of maternal and paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.