*Chloe walks into her cabin*

Chloe: Hello, my friends who do not live here.

Leo: Hey!

Percy: Sup.

Annabeth: Hello.

Emmy: Hi!

Adonis: Yo.

Chloe: What are you all doing here again?

Percy: We were out of cheetos. And tomatoes.

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Percy: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Will: I really care about your feelings!

Nico: No, I really care about YOUR feelings! >:(

Percy, turning his head: ...and then there's... uh..

Adonis: Why are you looking at me like that?

Percy: Why are you and Connor wearing ski masks and have giant bags on you?

Connor: We're on our way to rob a Sephora, duh.

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Chloe: Nico, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?

Nico: Raise the dead.

Chloe: And what did you do?

Nico: Raise the dead.

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Emmy: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Percy: That's cannibalism.

Emmy: *confused chewing noises*

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Thalia: See, Em, we think you're a very sweet person and all, but you get upset way too quickly and way too much.

Emmy: Well, that's just your opinion, I don't have anger issues. Do you think I have anger issues, Jason?

Jason: Well, I wouldn't really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

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*Nico puts his hands over Donnie's eyes*: Guess who.

Adonis: It's either Nico or the cold, clammy hands of death.

Adonis: oh wait

Adonis: No I actually can't tell

Nico:

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*Over the (monster-safe) phone*

Kidnapper: I have your boyfriend.

Natalie: Pardon? I do not have a boyfriend...

Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face saying you will come get him?

Natalie: Oh, you may have Adonis. And no I won't.

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Leo: Hey Nat!

Natalie: Yes?

Leo: Remember when I flirted with your mom?

Natalie: 

Leo: And she almost turned me into an ice sculpture?

Natalie:

Leo: Good times.

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Piper: I think we should kiss.

Natalie: And I think you should die but we don't always get what we want.

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Adonis: Two brooooos!

Connor: Chillin' in a hot tub!

Adonis: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!

Connor:

Adonis:

Connor: *tearing up*

Adonis: Babe, c'mon...

Connor: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.

Adonis: Connor...

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Percy: Jason and I are so close we even share a toothbrush!

Jason: We what?

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Apollo/Lester: You have friends and I envy that.

Will: You're welcome to share my friends.

Apollo/Lester: *looks at Leo and Chloe*

Apollo/Lester: I don't want those.

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Nico: I hate you.

Emmy: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.

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Chiron: You did well in archery class today, Chloe.

Chloe: Thanks, dad!

Everyone: *stares*

Chloe: What?

Percy: You just called Chiron dad.

Chloe: No I didn't.

Nico: You said "Thanks, dad!"

Chiron: Chloe, do you see me as a father figure?

Chloe: *panicking* Uhh- no?!

Chiron: No no, I don't mind!

Chloe: Oh.

Chloe: :D

Chiron: :)

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*the gang not paying attention to Mr D*

Mr D: ALRIGHT IF YOU DON'T LISTEN TO ME RN YOU'LL BE IN TROUBLE

*Everyone still ignores him*

Mr D: I'll leak your groupchat.

*Suddenly everyone freezes and sits down politely*

Mr D: That's what I thought. Why y'all so keen on keeping it between youselves tho...