{Nah, it looks like someplace someone with a Grady white would bring back prostitutes and have a gang bang."}

"Anything?" Star asked JJ and John B as they made their way out of the Coast Guards and over to their friends.

"Nope, they wouldn't listen." John B replied as he stood next to Star.

"So, what's the plan?" JJ asked the group, putting an arm around Star's shoulder.

"I think i know how we're gonna find the dude who owns that boat." John B replied swinging the motel keys around his finger.

"What no! we don't know whose room that is..." Pope tried to protest but was caught off short by Kie.

"Come on Pope. We can be look out." She said smirking at the boy as she caught the keys John B chucked at her as Pope stayed put.

"Come on Pop rocks! don't be such a party pooper." Star rolled her eyes as she began to drag the boy with her.

"Stop calling me that!" Pope shouted at the nickname.

~

"Oh my god, what. The fuck. Is that." Star said with a disgusted face as they pulled up to the motel.

"And i thought the chateau looked bad." JJ said agreeing with the girl.

"This place is a shit show."

"Motel or meth lab?"

"Doesn't look like the type of place some with a Grady white would stay." John B said as the pulled up to the side.

"Nah, it looks like someplace someone with a Grady white would bring back prostitutes and have a gang bang." Star piped up instantly, as all of her friends looked at her with a weird look on their face, except JJ who laughed at the girls comment.

"This is your captain speaking. HMS Pogue coming in for landing." JJ said as he jumped off the boat and tied it off at the side before turning back to the dark haired girl.

"You coming?" He looked up at Star as he held out his hand.

"You are about to walk into a possible crime scene, and you think i'm not coming?" She replied as she took the boys hand and jumped off the boat, putting an arm around his waist as he put his around her shoulder while they waited for John B.

"Hey" Pope stopped John B "Don't let them do anything stupid ." Pope said pointing at the duo who scrunched up their faces at their friend's comment.

"Oh, we will."

"Come Pope, it's us."

"I'm not making any promises."

"Be careful." Kie said to John B handing him the key. "I mean it." She said more serious while JJ and Star looked at the pair in almost confusion and disgust. And then at each other

"You think they fucked?" Star whispers to the blonde beside her.

"I wouldn't put it past them." He said as they watched John B awkwardly laugh and hop off the boat as the trio made their way over to the motel.

"Oh my god i feel like Spencer Reid!" Star said as she kicked a trash can over a leaned her back against the wall making finger guns.

"Oh my god shut up!" John B scolded her as there was a loud crash from the trash can falling over.

"Princess you have been watching far too much criminal minds." JJ laughed as he watched the girl walk ahead of the boys pretending to shoot absolutely nothing. 

"Just be so careful John B." JJ moaned into his friend's ear while he grabbed John B's face who quickly shoved the blonde away. "What the heck was that about?"

"Maybe she wants us to be careful." John B shrugged.

"Since she heard you're being threatened with exile." JJ said as he went to rub the boys shoulders who had enough. "She's just been like. Oh, be so careful John B." He moaned while John B shoved him off once again. "Just give me that John D already. Like when are you gonna swoop in on that man?"

"You know the rule J, no Pogue-on-Pogue making." He said reminding the boy of the rule he made years ago.

"Yeah fucking stupid rule." JJ mumbled as he gazed at the girl not far in front of him.

"Besides, you're the one who's always hitting on Star." John B said a little too loud for the boys liking.

"Dude, shut up!" He said covering John B's mouth and looked over at Star to make sure she was far enough away. "Of course i'm always hitting on her, she's a super hot and pretty girl who I've had a thing for since like 8th Grade." He said in a hushed tone.

"You mean 3rd." John B stated as even though the Maybank boy never admitted it, John B knew about his friend's liking for Star far before than when he said he had.

"What?" JJ asked being completely thrown off of the conversation.

"You need help." John B quickly changed the subject "Not like a little bit of help, but a lot of help."

"What Come on man..."

"Hey!" Star shouted getting the two slowly idiots to look up. "This us?" She pointed to room door.

"Yup." John B went to unlock the door but only to be shoved by JJ.

"No, no." He cleared his throat and knocked "House keeping" He spoke in a high pitched voice as Star snorted and took the key from John B's hand rolling her eyes and unlocked the door.

"So. Who's going in first?" She asked the pair looking into the dark and dusty room, becoming nervous.

"I thought you were the new Spencer Reid?" JJ smirked down at the girl as he grazed past her shoulder and walked into the room.

"Okay, have a look around and shout if you find anything." John B said throwing a flash light to his friends. "But don't actually shout Star."

"Where the fuck did these come from?" Star asked the boy as she held the flash light up, examining it as she made her way into the bathroom.

"Good thing i brought em then? I thought Spencer Reid always came prepared." He joked, making Star roll her eyes.

As she looked through the cabinet above the sink she felt a figure come up behind her.

"No way." JJ beamed brushing past the girl and grabbing something out of the cupboard "Ugh there's no way John B's gonna let me steal this." He said in annoyance.

"Just stuff it down your pants." Star mumbled as she picked up a bottle and read the label.

"I'm not putting it in my pants." JJ said in disbelief while he examined the kit.

"What do you want?" Star asked the boy.

He looked at her in confusion "What?"

She rolled her eyes and asked him again "Outta the dopp kit, what do you want?"

JJ hummed as he began looking through the bag and pulled out a small can of deodorant and bottle of clone and showed it to the girl, waiting for her next move.

Star took the two things out of JJ's hand and stuffed each one of them down ethier side of her bra as JJ froze in shock.

"Hey!" She snapped her fingers "My eyes are up here."

JJ quickly snapped out of it and looked up from the girl's boobs to her face as his cheeks turned a slight pink colour. Star just laughed at the boy and walked out of the bathroom to find John B, while JJ still stood frozen in embarrassment.

"You coming?" She turned around waiting for the boy as he cleared his throat and followed the girl into the other room.

"Hey, check this out." John B waved them over as he knelt down in front of a safe and punched random numbers into it.

"Oh yeah, cause punching random numbers into it is gonna work." JJ said turning around and spotted a sticky note on the bedside table. "What about this?" He passed the note to John B who put in the numbers as the pair behind him waited. Before hearing a click sound as the little metal door opened.

"Holy shit!" JJ said excitedly as he went into the safe and grabbed out a gun, pretending to shoot it. And just as he turned around to face Star she quickly ducked, not wanting to get hit in the face and causing the boy to slam his hand against the wall.

"Oh fuck!" He groaned, jumping around and shaking his hand in pain, making him drop the gun at Star's feet as she laughed at the blondes pain and John B tried to tell the boy to stop messing around.

Star picked the gun off the floor, only for it to be snatched away in a second. "Hey!" JJ scolded her "I found it."

"Dude, come on." She said trying to take the gun but JJ held it above his head.

"You can have it, if you can reach it." He smirked down at her, ignoring John B telling them to shut up.

"JJ." Star began jumping. "Oh my god! i hate you!" She huffed, finally giving up causing JJ to laugh. Only for him to stop as she stomped her foot down on his making him once again. drop the gun on to the floor.

"Fuck sake Star, really!" He hopped holding his foot.

"Dick." She muttered picking the gun up and examined it.

"Stop messing around!" John B scolded the pair, taking the gun out of the girls hands and going to put it back into the safe.

"Nah man come on, take my picture." JJ asked snatching the gun away from John B, as he jumped around like an idiot pretending to shoot things.

"Your like a little puppy." Star laughed as she watched the boy jump around before hearing a knock at the window.

She pulled the blinds to look outside only to see Pope and Kie shouting and followed their points to the other window by the door.

"Shit guys cops" She said as she peered out the other window spotting the two officers walking to the door.

"Fuck, what do we do?" JJ picked Star up and ran around frantically looking in every direction.

"JJ! put me down!" Star shouted in a hushed tone making the boy stop panicking. "Window!"

They all quickly opened the window, JJ making sure Star went first who went to the left side, and John B going to the right. JJ following not far behind and shuffled along to Star and Standing his body in front of her's.

"Shit." Star whispered, only to be shushed by the boy behind her as she watched John B peer into the window.

As the trio waited for the cops to go Star could feel something on her lower back and prayed to god it wasn't what she thought it was.

"Oh my god." She whispered in a shocked tone but too loud that JJ heard her and knew she could feel it.

"Shit...sorry." He said becoming embarrassed as he tried to make it less noticeable.

"God, can boys not control those things?" She asked in a disgusted tone.

"Sadly, no." He replied as he put his hands on either side of the girl's waist, being careful not to fall "And it also doesn't help when your ass is right on it. Oh! and speaking of not being able to control it."

"No JJ i d..."

"No shut up." He interrupted and began with his story. "You know one time when i was like fourteen i went to the doctors and when he touched it, it just shot right up." He explained, as he pointed his finger in the air while Star held a disgusted look on her face.

"I, really didn't need to know that JJ." She spoke her face still in disgust.

And out of nowhere she heard a loud bang as the gun fell out JJ's pocket, who quickly tired to grab it, but failed. He quickly leaned further into the girls body as Officer Shoupe glanced out the window the trio were, but once he only spotted Kie and Pope sitting in the boat he turned away and walked out of the room with his partner.

~

"Well that was fun." Star stated sarcastically as the group were back on the boat.

"yeah, you could have warned us sooner. John B said in the same tone as Star.

"We would have but Pope can't throw. You know he was on the math team?" Kie laughed.

"You were on the math team?" JJ asked the boy.

"Did you guys find anything?" Pope ignored the boys questioned.

"Did we find anything no i don't think so... oh yeah, we did." He said as he pulled out not only the gun but a wad of cash out of his pocket.

"You stole from a crime scene?!" Pope shouted while JJ wasn't paying attention as he spotted the bottles he stole from the bathroom sticking out of Star's bra.

Ignoring Pope and Kie arguing with John B, without thinking the blonde reached into her bra and went to pull it out only to be slapped away,

"Hey!" The girl scolded the boy for about the tenth time that day "What do you think you're doing?" She spoke as she put her arms in front of her, covering her chest.

"Sorry. You... you just." The boy stuttered, scratching the back of his neck, pointing to her top causing her to look down and spot the bottles stuffed in her bra. She rolled her eyes and quickly pulled them out handing them to the smirking boy.

"JJ!" Pope shouted, getting the boy to listen "Why did you take that?" Pope scolded the boy standing up as JJ walked over to him.

"It's better than the cops having it." JJ explained.

"Oh my god. I'm gonna lose my merit scholarship." Pope ranted but was stopped by JJ.

"Hey, hey." He shushed the boy, putting the gun up to Pope's lips "At least you have us right?" He said putting a hand on the boy's face.

"Oh my god i'm living a nightmare." Pope huffed, slouching down next to Star.

"Come on Pope, your scholarship will be fine." Star rolled her eyes, patting her boys head. "Live a little."