Incorrect Quotes part 1
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Miruko: *talking about being a hero*

Tomomi: imma be honest with you......I'm only looking at your titties right now
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Aizawa: Tomomi you gotta stop repressing your trauma and talk to someone!

Tomomi: miss me with that gay shit

Aizawa: WHAT GAY SHIT!? YOUR MENTAL HEALTH?!
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Bakugou: *holds all of the grocery bags*

Tomomi: *holds out her hand to help*

Bakugou: *aggressively moves all the grocery bags to one hand and holds her hand with the other*
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Midoriya: FOUR FUCKING MONTHS

Tomomi: what's wrong with him?

Shoto: it's nothing, really-

Midoriya: THATS HOW LONG YOU FUCKING WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!!
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Tomomi: *cleaning the entire dorm* what is that?

Denki: oh that's my pop tart rapper

Tomomi: YOU SEE, ONE DAY YOU'RE GONNA WAKE UP AND SQUIRRELS GONNA BE EATING YOUR NUTS! *aggressively cleans*

Denki: 😳
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Iida: okay, what are your mottos in life?

Midoriya: single and ready to mingle

Shoto: bi and ready to die

Tomomi: more expresso, less depresso

Iida: *concerned* no-
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Tomomi: that's it, YOU'RE ON TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!

Bakugou: *sitting on top of the fridge* THIS SCHOOL IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!
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Tomomi: truth or dare?

Midoriya: truth

Tomomi: how many hours have you slept this week?

Midoriya: . . . . . dare

Tomomi: go to sleep

Midoriya: I don't like this game
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Bakugou: *giving dating advice* hold the door for your date. Rip the door off it's hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

Kirishima: exactly how did you get Avalanche to date you?