
twenty six ❝time turner mishaps❞
probably a lot of errors but i really wanted to post this so here
time skip to the
hospital scene
Hermione came into the hospital wing with a time-turner.
"Bruh, how did you get that," Lila asked.
"I have my ways," Hermione smirked. "So Harry and Lila we are going to save your Sirius, so just grab the time turner."
Harry, Hermione, and Lila put their hands on the time-turner but just as they were about to leave Lila coughed which made her go somewhere completely different.
"Pads!" Someone yelled. "Where are the dung bombs?"
They came into the room with a bag of something but stopped when they saw Lila.
"Where the hell am I?" Lila brushed off her clothes.
"Oh hello there, are you new?" The boy asked. "My name is James."
Lila looked up and James' eyes widened.
"Bruh you look just like my friend Sirius and Remus, what is your name?"
"Lila Black, well now Lupin-Black." Lila shrugged.
James screeched which gained the attention of three other students.
"What the hell James." Remus groaned.
"Ohmygodohmygodohmygod." James yelled.
"What is it?" A redhead came in view.
Another boy with darker hair came into the room. "It is 7 in the morning."
"Can someone tell me what the fuck is going on here?" Lila buried her face in her hands.
"Wait- why does she kind of look like me." Sirius inspected her.
"BECAUSE SHE IS YOUR DAUGHTER!" James screamed, jumping up and down.
"Wait what?" Remus looked up from his book. "What is your name."
"Lila Blac- I mean Lila Lupin-Black," Lila said.
"OH MY GOD, MOONY WE ARE GETTING MARRIED." Sirius jumped up and down.
"Well, I wouldn't say that-" She raised her eyebrows.
"What why?" Sirius furrowed his eyebrow and pouted.
"Moving on." Lila cheered happily and looked around until her eyes landed on Lily.
"Oop- are you ginny?" She asked.
"No sweetie, I am Lily Evans." She smiled at the girl.
"Oh, what a shame." Lila pursed her lips together. "Let's just say... live your life to the fullest cause you're not going to have a lot of it."
"What-"
"Moving on!" Lila's eyes fixed onto James. "Quicksilver."
"No, as I said I am James Potter-"
"OH MY GOD." She clapped her hands. "Your son is the simp that is all over me!"
"Sounds like him alright- WAIT, SON?"
"Harry Potter, aka the orphan-" She stopped and her eyes widened. "I've said too much."
"Who is my wife?" James asked excitedly, ignoring what Lila said before.
"Lily Evans, or Potter if you want." Lila hummed, twisting her hair.
James went over to Lily as fast as possible and took her shoulders and shook her around.
"You hear this Lily-Pad! We are going to be parents!"
"Not for long." She mumbled.
"Get off of me you toe-rag!" She pushed James off who pouted playfully.
"Ooh enemies to loverssss." She sang.
"Oh, I love that trope!" Remus squealed.
"And when they have to sleep in the same bed!" Lila squealed back.
"And when they have to get assigned as partners!" Remus squealed again.
"And-"
Lila couldn't finish her sentence since Sirius plopped himself on the couch.
"Ugh, books boringgggggg."
Lila furrowed her eyebrows. "Is that a wig?" She pulled on his hair which made Sirius fall off the couch.
"Oh. It's not."
James was jumping around the room and came back to Lila.
"Tell me more!"
Lila's eyes scanned the room until someone came in.
"Hey, Peter." Remus greeted.
"Oh, him." She mumbled.
"What about him?" Sirius questioned still laying on the floor.
"He can go choke and slip on a banana peel and his chargers can work in a certain direction." Lilas face twisted in disgust.
"But since you are young I will let it go."
"That's wishing death upon someone." Lily gasped.
"Yes, and what about it?" Lila shrugged.
"I like her, can we keep it?" Sirius ruffled Lila's hair.
"Bitch- I am not it." Lila rolled her eyes. This is why you got framed."
"What?-"
"Is there anything else you want to know before I leave?" Lila asked cutting Sirius off and eyeing everybody in the room.
"Me," Peter asked.
"go ahead I guess," Lila said, yawning.
"What do I do in the future?"
"You teach Voldemort how to strip."
"What?"
"I said what I said..." Lila threw her head back in frustration.
"Anything else..."
"Yes-" James asked.
"Okay, no one? Good!" She clapped her hands together and stood it. "Now tell me how the hell I get out of here."
"Wait," Lily said and ran up to her dorm.
"While we are waiting." Lila started. "I am hungry, can someone give me food?"
Remus shoved his hands in his pockets to find something.
"I have this piece of..." He pulled his hands out of his pockets. "Gum?"
"Ooh." Lila got up and snatched the gum out of his hands and put it in her mouth.
Lila chewed on it until she spit it out and it landed on James' forehead.
"Ew, that has your wolf hair on it!" Lila exclaimed.
"Oh, sorry." Remus dug into his pocket once again to pull out a quarter.
Lila shook her head.
Remus dug into his pocket and pulled out an apple.
Lila shook her head.
"Well, I have this dung bomb!" Sirius offered.
Lila pulled his hair once again and he fell on the floor.
"I know you didn't just offer me a fucking dung bomb..."
"Well I have this ring pop that I was saving for myself-" James pulled out a ring pop but Lila snatched it from his hands before he could even finish.
"Be like that I guess." James groaned.
By then Lily came back to the common room with a time turner in her hand.
"Here sweetie have this to go back." Lily handed her the time-turner.
"Thanks." Lila smiled.
James, Sirius, Remus, and Lily were all watching Lila put on the time-turner.
"Nice meeting you all, and James you still have gum on your forehead." Lila pointed out.
Sirius took the gum off of his forehead then put it in his mouth.
"Covid. ew." Lila muttered.
Lila noticed that if she went back having this interaction. It would change the future so mumbled.
"Obliviate."
She worked the time turner and it brought her back to the hospital wing in the same spot.
Just then, Harry and Hermione came rushing in.
"Lila! You didn't come with us!" Said Hermione, running up to Lila.
"Wait- you were there and now you're there!" Ron said pointing in the two places Hermione and Harry were.
Lila ignored Ron. "Yeah, I just ... let go of the time turner at the last second." She chuckled nervously.
"Oh... Well, we fixed everything! Sirius is free!" Hermione hugged Lila.
"Sick"
authors note !
before you all
say "why didn't
you save james
and everyone."
because it wouldn't
go with the timeline
so forgive me 😩
this chapter is also
all over the place so
some facts in the movies
wouldn't count in this
chapter. if that makes
sense
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