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billius: HERMIONES
CAT ATE SCABBERS

mione: it did not!!!

billius: oh yes it did!

you: scabbers was useless
anyways😭

billius: & crookshanks isn't ?!

harry: not really💀

mione: scabbers doesn't even
like you ronald🙄 it keeps on
biting you!

billius: aw like you care.

billius: & that's it's way for
showing his love for me!

you: more like he is ready for
that palm tree😳...

harry: NO-

billius: harry & lila, i don't
see you having any pets... you
don't know the pain.

harry: boy- i have hedwig.

you: & i have that big
black dog that i throw in
the lake everyday.

mione: it's a good thing that
crookshanks ate that stupid
rat of yours!

you: when mom & dad
fight 😫

billius: we are not a couple,
nor will we ever!

harry: that's what lila 
said yet we are a couple.

you:

mione: harry stop being
a simp,, & tell this thing
to stop coming at me for
my cats actions.

billius: i have a name!

mione: ok fine r*n.

you: oh ok, the censor. what
will happen next.

harry: i think they are going
to make up and kiss!

harry: like us😼

you: james, please leave your
son alone...

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mione: where is the security
in our phones...

billius: hm like where
is my rat🤨

billius: oh wait,, it's in your
cats stomach!

mione: your stupid rat is gone!
& you can't do anything about
it.

harry: wait- what if hermione is
jealous of scabbers because that
thing spends more time with ron
than ron does with hermione...

you: scabbers to hermione - you
wish that were you, huh?

harry: *wheezes*

billius: why are you joking around
when my rat that i had for 12 years
just died because of that fat cat!

you: that rat is just sus,, yk.

mione: exactly!

billius: so you made your bulky
cat of yours eat my rat?!

mione: what if i did?

harry:

billius: hermione! you knew
how much i cared about that
cat!

mione: do i give a fuck.

you: no not one

mione: how many fucks
do i give?

harry: zero

mione: exactly, so therefore your
comment is...

billius: ✨ irrelevant ✨

billius: sorry i really wanted
to join...

billius: anyways, i am going
to go throw crookshanks
off the astronomy tower, then
open his stomach and get
scabbers out of there!

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mione: oh no you don't!

mione is offline

harry: hey lila 😼

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