nagini is hot😍

billius: OH MY SISHWJ

mione: chill out

you: bruv what

billius: i just saw sirius
black holding a knife
on the other side of my
fooking bed

harry: fooking trevah

you: wait really?

billius: if i have to be
honest sirius black is
kind of fine.

mione: RONALD! this
isn't something to joke
about, you should tell
mcgonagall!

billius: i live for the
thrill🥶😈‼️

you:

harry: that looks
✨moist✨

you: i can hear rons
scream from my dorm-

mione: good talk. now
ronald tell mcgonagall
right now!

you: as he said...

harry: he lives for the
thrill🥶😈‼️

harry: #goals

you: no 😃

billius: rip

mione: this is serious
matter!!

you: sirius* matter

billius: HAHA

mione: i have to admit that
was funny

you: so now go out
with me?

harry: yes😁

mione: yes.

harry: *rages*

mione: teehee :)

you: y'all the power
i have in my hands.

you: main character asf

harry: uh no

you: uh yes😍

billius: how about we
just chill out & eat...

mione: unlike you ronald
our life doesn't revolve around
food.

billius: & mine doesn't
revolve around books.

you: oh he went there

billius: oh yes i did.

harry: is sirius black still
in your room😭

billius: probs💅

you: drop kick him

mione: he is your father...

you: wait reallyyyyy

you: noooo😱

harry: when your wife's
father wants to kill you😔

you: who, what, where, when?

billius: 👀

mione: why is he getting so
bold.

harry: my father be helpin
me out🤑

you: your father is 6 feet
under my guy

harry: who said that?

billius: voldy😭

mione: i-

you: finish your sentence
bae

mione: i like to commit
arson

you: the burrow, & bellabitch
is typing...

billius: lmao what😃

you: just you wait
ronnie boy

harry: i want a nickname :(

you: ethereal farts

mione: & they say romance
is dead🥺