nagini is hot😍

harry:

mione: what happened
with you today???

you: yk ,, he is just
planning to get killed
like every other year 😀

harry: well if you didn't
know buckbeak is getting
executive

you: executive branch
declares war

mione: executive???

you: i think he meant
executed 😭

billius: stop trying to get
killed and learn.

harry: aw thanks ron! i
totally have control over
that 😐

you: manifestation?

mione: going to dumbledore?

you: when that door
dies , its over for harry

mione: hopefully dumbledore
doesn't die, hogwarts would
literally collapse.

billius: how is buckbeak
even going to get executed???

harry: musty man

you: draco?

harry: yes😔

mione: that little cockroach,
when i see him ima beat that
bitch till he can't even say his
name anymore

you: yes hermit crab
you tell em

mione: hermione 😡**

harry: herion**

mione: ok voldys #1
target.

harry: this is called
cyber bullying.

mione: what are you going
to do... tell your parents???

billius: 🎶 break that d bitch
b b break that d bitch 🎶

you: 😳😳

harry: well i learned a lesson,
never get into a fight with
heroin

harry: HERMIONE***

mione: that's what i
thought 🙄

you: heh anyways before i get
dropped kick by hermione by
bullying herrrr ... who wanna
throw this dog into the black
lake today.

you: ginny would be the one
helping me, buttt she's busy
simping over luna

harry: i'll help you!! ☺️☺️

billius: SIMP

harry: okay???

mione: can i help??

you: YES

harry: 🥲🥲

mione: <333

billius: y'all are big 
simps

mione: i know you are
not talking-

mione: anyways, lila 
where are you???

you: trying to tame this
black bean on the side
of the black lake.

harry: coming!

you: wait- is the black
lake named after me??

mione: black is a very
common word, lila.

you: ok anddd??? i say
IT IS named after me.

billius: what do you think
is named after me?

harry: ronald mcdonald.

mione: no, he is probably named
after that 😭

billius: now i'm craving
mcdonald's, THANKS
HARRY 🙄

harry: chill ma

you: WE GOT THE DOG
IN THE LAKE!

mione: i mean it kinda
tried to jump away but
lila tripped him/she/they.

mione: I DONT KNOW

you: love a respectful queen.

harry: you guys should've
waited for me 💔

you: okay

harry: really?!

you: no

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