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☁︎︎ ✧˖* ━━ chapter eighteen!

❝ I NEVER WANNA EAT OR SEE
TACO BELL EVER AGAIN. ❞

REINA TOOK A SPARE bottle of water that was thankfully in the car boot and soaked the back of connor's hair for him. he was able to clean his hands, and eddie managed to change into another shirt he found - but still, reina refused to go anywhere near them or the inside of the car.

"rei, you're wasting the water!" connor sighed, seeing reina stood a good couple feet away from him as she tried to throw the water at his hair.

she shook her head. "i'm keeping my distance."

"oh yeah?" connor turned around, a grin on his face. "cause i don't know, you look like you could use a hug."

reina scoffed and stepped back. "you wouldn't dare."

next thing eddie knew, reina was screaming and yelling insults at connor whilst he chased her around the car. as much as eddie wanted to laugh at his friends, he was busy looking at the huge mess inside the car in disgust.

"dennis is gonna kill me!" eddie exclaimed, making his two friends stop what they were doing.

"fuck dennis, he's never gonna know," connor shrugged.

"oh totally," reina rolled her eyes. "he won't notice it until the smell puts him into a fucking coma."

"yeah, are you crazy?! it looks like willy wonka's diarrhoea factory in there!" eddie pointed inside.

"look, i say we go back to your house and get in bed. this never happened," connor said casually.

eddie put his hands on his head in stress. "wha - what about the car!?"

"what car? i have no idea what you're talking about," connor shrugged, turning to reina who (unsurprisingly) was still stood a whole feet away from them both. "what's he talking about?"

she yawned. "no clue."

"and katrina?" he looked at them both. "we can't just leave her shitty ass on the side of the road!"

"why not?"

reina face palmed. "idiot."

eddie threw his hands up. "because some psycho rapist could snatch her up!"

"dude, she's covered in poo, it's like a protective force field!" connor argued.

eddie and reina shared an 'is he serious?' look. "con?"

"yeah?"

"please shut the fuck up."

he put his hands up in defence. "i'm just saying! look, at some point, come cop is gonna cruise by and think she stole the car and took a dump in it."

"and what happens when she wakes up and tells the truth?!"

connor shook his head and made his way to the car. he looked at katrina who laid across the backseat and slightly poked her shoulder. "hey, katrina, wake up. do you know us?"

katrina groaned. "get out of my room, you fucking bitch.."

connor turned to his friends. "not exactly a star witness."

"how the smell hasn't killed her yet is beyond me," reina muttered in surprise.

"it doesn't matter!" eddie started pacing. "they'll - they'll trace my credit card back to taco bell - they'll pull the security footage-"

"what is this? CSI special fecal unit-"

"it's never gonna work!"

connor sighed. "fine!" he paused, thinking for a second. "new plan."

"uh oh."

REINA WATCHED THE TWO carry katrina over to the nearest fire station. she trailed after them, gaping at a video she saw of her chemistry teacher being lit on fire.

"rei get off the phone and help us!" eddie pleaded.

she pocketed her phone and laughed. "nope, no way, i'm not helping. this is fucked up on so many levels."

the two boys set katrina down so she sat against the wall. connor nodded, "all right, nice work, let's bounce."

when he realised eddie nor reina were leaving, he stopped. "what's the matter?"

"i'm with rei on this one - this feels fucked up," eddie said.

"exactly, thank you!"

"yeah well, karma's a stinky perfume."

eddie shook his head. "we can't just leave her here like this with her underpants filled to the brim with diarrhoea."

"they're america's heroes, this is what they train for!" connor exclaimed.

"her parents are gonna have to pick her up."

"good! maybe it'll finally motivate them to potty train her, " connor said, and reina held back a laugh.

suddenly, the alarm went off, scaring reina. eddie frantically pointed to katrina, "quick, grab her legs!"

"but i just washed my hands!"

"well, just fucking do it!" eddie replied in a mimicked, funny manner. reina would've laughed if it wasn't for the loud alarm hurting her ears. what the fuck is my life?

"okay, that's it, new plan!" reina said, taking over. she pulled out her phone and showed the two the google maps tab she had opened already. "five minute walk to the nearest store. you two are burning your clothes, cleaning the car, and hosing katrina down," she stated firmly, leading the way.

the two boys looked at each other before nodding. "yes ma'am."

THE TRIO EVENTUALLY made it to the store after hiding katrina in the bushes outside. it wasn't the safest, but they also couldn't carry around a shit covered knocked out girl with them into the store.

reina was honestly having the time of her life sat inside the cart, being pushed quickly by both boys, and even being spun around sometimes. she held an ice tea in her hands, one that connor said he'd buy for her.

after buying a whole bunch of stuff, like hazmat suits, a hose, flammable liquid, matches, and cleaning supplies, the trio left the store and went to work - by that, reina stood to the side and watched the two boys put on their protective suits and gear, drinking her ice tea. she stayed true to her word; she wasn't going anywhere near there.

"that is so fucked," she huffed out a laugh in shock, watching the two hose down katrina, also making sure to wash all the shit out of her hair. "oh how nice," she mumbled.

after drying her up as best and as respectfully as they could with a towel, the two turned to reina, holding up some extra clothes they somehow managed to find in the store.

"rei, you gotta change her while we clean the car," eddie spoke, handing her the shirt and sweats.

reina threw her head back and groaned, but nonetheless complied. she set her ice tea to the side and got to work.

after changing katrina and the car being thoroughly cleaned as best as possible both inside and out, reina was still hesitant being inside, but the smell was gone and it looked clean as far as she could tell, so it was fine.

arriving back at eddie's house, him and connor burned their clothes outside. all three then headed back inside, the two boys carrying katrina and putting her into eddie's bed.

the three all flopped down onto the big beanbag in front of his bed in exhaustion.

after a couple minutes of just laying there, reina got up and decided to get ready for bed. as much as she loved connor's jacket, she wanted her ( connor's ) usual oversized shirt and pyjama pants. plus, she needed to do her skincare.

"what a fucking night.." eddie muttered, running a hand down his face.

"i never wanna eat or see taco bell ever again," reina said, grabbing her essentials bag before walking out of the bedroom. her two friends quietly laughed.

a couple minutes after she left, connor sat up and looked at eddie who was half asleep already.

"hey, where's all your medical stuff?"

𖥔 ۫ iloveblondead speaks ! ⋄ 𓍯

we love rei and her minions😜😜🔥

idk if you guys can tell but i got a bit
lazy towards the end where they
all do the work and go home..
sorry let me just deactivate now🙁🙏🏼

the next chapter makes up for it tho
i'm screaming crying throwing up u
guys are not ready???

anyways hopefully you still enjoyed
this chaotic chap nonetheless🥲 if you
didn't then.. i hope this happens to you .

joking love u all tysm for reading💗

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