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AUTHOR'S POV....(After month of abhay's birthday)

A man and women were sitting in a room. "So dear, Did you meet him?" woman asked. "Sure! I did. But he is same naive little prince!" Man said. Woman laughed. "That's great love!" she said. A younger man came barelling there hitting door with a force that it cracked. Older man sighed. "Your species have no manners and control over your emotions!" he said. Younger man snorted. "And your species are not allowed to enter my home uninvited! But here you are!" he said. "Well we have good news!" woman exclaimed. Younger man arched his eyebrow asking what? "You see our first attack will be in three days!" older man said.

"What? Do you have any plan?" younger one asked. Older man just smirked. "Just wait and watch!"........

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DOON COLLEGE!!(AT THE DAY OF ATTACK)...

Doon college was bustling with people. Today was the play! The exams were over before the week and today was THE Play!!!!
They have graduation ceremony after a week!!! THE ROMEO AND JUILET was happening!!!

But the glitch was... There was NO ROMEO!!!! Abhay and kabir were stuck in the traffic! Piya was having a panic attack! Panchi was stressed!'"It's okay panchi we will manage!" Danish reassured. "How???" panchi asked. "Misha! She is gonna play romeo!" Danish said "Noooooo!!!!" Panchi screamed. "We don't have any other option babe!" Danish said. "Birdie danu said he would give me party at five star if I play romeo!! I am gonna do it! Don't worry... Nothing will happen to play...." Misha said.
"Yeah! If anything of play is left then!" panchi mumbled.

Finally it was the time!!!!

CURTAINS OPEN:

(Piya as Juilet is seen sitting on makeshift wooden balcony.)

Piya: Romeo... Oh... My romeo... Where are you? Where are you love?

(Misha as Romeo enters...)

Misha: Here I come darling!!!

(At backstage panchi banged her head on wall. Misha was so loud and extra dramatic. And her shrill voice was not fun too... And it was love not darling in gentle tone that too.. ..)

Piya: OH love.. I was waiting for you... Come love let's run away... My brother's will never approve of our relationship. They will kill you Romeo....

Misha: Don't you worry darling! If they are one lion than I am 1.5 lion! I will take care of them!

(Piya blanched! The dialogue was "Don't you worry love... Our love is strong and we will cross all hurdles together!" And here she was!!!! Panchi and danish had their jaw dropped on ground!! T and her minions cackled. Then panchi and danish realised that T has changed Misha's dialogues!!!! Audience were in fit of laughter seeing Misha's great acting skills!)

Piya: OH romeo I know you are brave! But I have three brothers!! Please let's run!

Misha: OH that's OK. Will you like Nike or sneakers? I mean you can't run in your heels darling!

(Piya nearly fainted! The dialogue was "We will try one last time to get their approval love. If they are not giving their blessings than we will run!" Audience were going crazy!! Panchi had a mini heart attack! Looking at reactions of audience and Piya Misha understood something is wrong. Panchi asked Angad who was wearing costume of Ram in the previous pray Ramayana to go and give the dialogues to Misha. Angad was hesitant but panchi pushed him out of back stage.)
(Angad as Lord Rama)

Angad(Stumbled to Misha) : Romeo dear!

Misha: Who are you?

Angad(stuttering) : I... I am God Rama... Incarnation of lord Vishnu... I am here to give you your love letters to Juilet my son!

(Audience were cackling madly. Indian hindu God of 300 B. C joined with Shakespeare's play who was not even born at that time! Piya understood he was here to give dialogues! She breathed. Panchi was breathing heavily. The play for which she worked for months!!!!)

Misha: oh! Pranam lord Ram! Give me my dial... Er... Letters!

(Angad gave letters and raised his hand in form of blessing! And blessing indeed! Kabir reached on backstage stumbling. And seeing the situation he changed to Victorian style shirt immediately and tumble over to stage on his knee and hands opened before lord ram can exit the stage!)

Kabir: Juilet...My love! I am your real Romeo!

(Piya released her breath! Angad was rooted on his spot. Shocked. Audience were speechless about the twist. Chand, haseena, madhu and arnab were looking for abhay... Who was actually Romeo!)

Misha: You thakur! You lair! You traitor!! I am Romeo! Get lost!!!

(Piya got heart attack! Misha should have slipped out with frozen Angad oof the stage but she was here arguing!! Panchi banged her head and Danish was supporting her nearly passed out body. And at that time abhay came! "Abhay! Please help!" panchi yelled. "Panchi first go and get Misha and Angad off stage! Kabir and Piya will manage romeo and Juilet!" Abhay said. "Thank God! Someone is matured!" Danish murmered. Audience were having time of their life laughing madly....)
(On stage)

Kabir (Silently) :Misha! Take Angad and get off the stage please!

Misha(loudly) : No! Danu promised five str party if I do romeo properly. You get lost with lord Rama fake Romeo!!! Get lost Thakur!!

(Kabir was defeated with nearly everything in his body drained out. And then Panchi entered with her chudidar and pallu scarf covering her head)

Panchi: Romeo!!!!

Misha/kabir: Yesss..!!

Panchi: Romeo dear.. I am your mother! I know who is fake! I will take him out of your love story!!!

(And then Panchi started dragging frozen Angad and Misha out from the stage)

Misha(Resisting) :No.... Birdie... My... Five star......

(Audience were laughing there ass off from natural comedy!)

Panchi(Wishpering) : Misha... I swear to all that is holy if you don't get off stage now.... Then I am gonna kick your ass so hard that you are not gonna be able to sit for months....

Misha(Loudly) : You fake mom!!! OK!!! Let Juilet decide who she wants for Romeo.

Kabir: Juilet love reject him!!!

Misha: Darling.... Reject HIM!!!

Kabir: Juilet reject him now!

Misha: Juilet darling no! He is thakur the traitor! Reject him baby!

(Piya was on borderline of passing out!!! Panchi and angad were frozen stuck on their spots. And in between their bickering Misha started pushing wooden balcony such that it started shacking with Piya on it.... And suddenly it broke!!!!)

THUD!!! THWAMP!! THUP!!!!!!

Kabir/Panchi/Angad/Danish: MISHA..... /PIYA.....

(Audience gasped and Madhu, haseena, chand and arnab stood up from their spots in concern. Suddenly the trash pile got dusted and from inside came one and only ABHIYA... with piya in abhay's arms...)

Abhay(silently) : Are you alright?

(Piya nodded)

Kabir: Who are you?

(Abhay thought 'Your dad bastard!')

Abhay(Out loudly) : I! I am King Hades!!! Lord of dead and God living in underworld! And as you saw juilet fell from the balcony.. So she is near death! If she chooses one of you than I will go!! But if she choose me then this beautiful Juilet is mine!!! She will be my queen.

(Audience gasped. Surprised. Shocked. Abhay in his three piece black suite was looking epitome of perfection. Handsome regal and really a GREEK GOD! But Greek God and Indian God in Romeo and Juilet? With twist of two romeos and one mother!!! It was hilarious!!!!)

(Now piya has choice. To choose kabir and continue Romeo and Juilet... Or Abhay for Hades and Juilet.... That somehow our powercouple can pull of naturally)

Misha: Darling... Baby. .. Reject both of them!!!

Kabir: love it's romeo and Juilet! Reject them both!!!

Misha:Reject him!

Kabir : No him!!!

(Piya was so frustrated that she screamed)

Piya :SHUT UP!!!! BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!!!

Piya: I reject both of you Romeos!!!! I am going with HADES!!!!

Misha: Noooo.......

Kabir: Are you serious.......

(Panchi was a second away from COLLAPSING!!! Then she screamed!!!!)

Panchi: ENOUGH!!!! CLOSE THE CURTAINS!!!! NOW!!!!!

(And then a skinny little attendent boy tried to close the curtains but due to lack of energy he started to swing from one side to another clinging from the string for opening and closing the curtains like monkey and it was HILARIOUS!!!!!!)

AUDIENCE WERE BURSTING OUT LAUGHING WITH TEARS IN THEIR EYES!!! THE ROMEO AND JUILET : THE TRAGIC LOVE STORY TO COMEDY ULTRA PRO MAX!!!!!