NATASHA ROMANOFF: peter hasn't been on his phone for nearly two days

TONY STARK: and?

NATASHA ROMANOFF: first person to make him get on his phone gets the pot

STEVE ROGERS: I'm in

LOKI: I got this one in the bag guys

in Loki and Peter's private Messages

LOKI: heyyy Peterrrr

LOKI: 😉 😉 wanna put tinfoil in the microwave tonight? 😏

LOKI: we can have some funnn

In Avengers GroupChat

LOKI: *sigh* didn't work

NATASHA ROMANOFF: my turn

In Natasha and Peter's Private Messages

NATASHA ROMANOFF: Hey Pete we're having a Shuri VS Peter ROAST COMPETITION!!

NATASHA ROMANOFF: winner gets bragging rights! And money 😉

In Avengers GroupChat

NATASHA ROMANOFF: hmph

TONY STARK: ha did you lose

NATASHA ROMANOFF: I didn't lose. I just have yet to win

TONY STARK: hMmMmmm

STEVE ROGERS: I got this

In Steve and Peter's Private Messages

STEVE ROGERS: oh my gosh

STEVE ROGERS: did you hear that the president died?

STEVE ROGERS: Tony sent the article in the group chat 😢

In Avengers GroupChat

STEVE ROGERS: Peter may never speak in this group chat again. He's unbeatable

SHURI: thank the lord, then. I don't want him here

TONY STARK: INSULT! 5 BUCKS!

SHURI: can't give him money if he ain't here

TONY STARK: IM HERE.

SHURI: Peter isn't here so he wasn't insulted

TONY STARK: IM INSULTED

SHURI: YOU WERENT A PART OF THE DEAL

TONY STARK: FINE. ILL JUST BRING PETER HERE MYSELF

NATASHA ROMANOFF: yea good luck

PETER PARKER: MR ANTHONY STARK!!

STEVE ROGERS: gasp

PETER PARKER: aRe YOu kiDdiNg Me?!

TONY STARK: changed my relationship status to 'its complicated'

TONY STARK: pOnY uP yALL

NATASHA ROMANOFF: 🙄

TONY STARK: WOO

PEPPER POTTS: TONY?!

TONY STARK: oh hey honey

PEPPER POTTS: WHY IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP STATUS 'ITS COMPLICATED'?

LOKI: 👁 👄 👁

TONY STARK: oh

PEPPER POTTS: ARE YOU CHEATING?!

STEVE ROGERS: 👀

TONY STARK: no, no, no no

TONY STARK: it was an accident my thumb slipped and I-