BUCKY BARNES: guys I made a girl cry today

STEVE ROGERS: what-

BUCKY BARNES: i didnt mean to

STEVE ROGERS: what happened?

BUCKY BARNES: well she said: I think you're kinda cute. Then I said: well that's nice

BUCKY BARNES: then she said: well dont you love me? And then I said: how would you like to be the sun in my life? And then she said: oh, because I'm so bright?

BUCKY BARNES: and I said: well, kinda, but you can start by being 93 million miles away from me

SHURI: pFFFTTT

STEVE ROGERS: BUCKY- 😂 YOU DONT SAY THAT TO GIRLS-

TONY STARK: AHAHAHAHAAA

SAM WILSON: let me write that one down LMAO

STEVE ROGERS: what does LMAO mean?

TONY STARK: oh for heaven's sake Cap

SAM WILSON: it means laughing my ass off

SCOTT LANG: more like laughing americas ass off

TONY STARK: LMAAO. Laughing Mister Americas Ass Off

STEVE ROGERS: I'm uncomfortable.

PETER PARKER: WOW! OMG GUYS THIS IS AMAZING!

SHURI: *GAsP* SOMEONE FINALLY FRIENDED YOU!??!

PETER PARKER: wh- no..

SHURI: oh.

PETER PARKER: I GOT AN A ON MY CHEMISTRY EXAM!

TONY STARK: great job, kid!

SHURI: unbelievable

PETER PARKER: i know! Can you believe this?

SHURI: I said..unbelievable 

PETER PARKER: oh im sorry i thought you said you were doofy and annoying

TONY STARK: pSSSH PETER!

TONY STARK: that reminds me. Didn't I tell you to clean your room?

PETER PARKER: oh..yeah...sorry Mr Stark I forgot.

TONY STARK: you know if you had just gotten up when I told you in the first place, you wouldn't have forgotten. Now give me your phone.

PETER PARKER: sorrrrryyy

TONY STARK: don't bother asking for it later.

PETER PARKER: okay

STEVE ROGERS: uhm, Peter, I see you online. What are you doing

PETER PARKER: nothin, just chillin on my phone

STEVE ROGERS: didn't Tony tell you not to ask for your phone?

PETER PARKER: yeah...that's why I didn't ask him

STEVE ROGERS: he said you can't have your phone

PETER PARKER: he said not to ASK for it. That's why I didn't ask. He never said I couldn't take it.

STEVE ROGERS: okay but-

PETER PARKER: is..that not what he said?

STEVE ROGERS: you knew exactly what he meant though.

PETER PARKER: so why do I have my phone right now

STEVE ROGERS: why do you have your phone right now

PETER PARKER: because I finished cleaning my room

STEVE ROGERS: oh...you right

STEVE ROGERS: wait-