SHURI: yknow Peter..when I first met you..I thought you were weird and annoying

PETER PARKER: ok...

PETER PARKER: and?

SHURI: you are :)

PETER PARKER: *dies*

TONY STARK: Shuri who authorized you to bully my son

SHURI: uh, I did.

TONY STARK: no.

PETER PARKER: now I'm depressed

PEPPER POTTS: remember. more espresso, less depresso

TONY STARK: right

PETER PARKER:

PETER PARKER: I'm still depressed

TONY STARK: son it's going to be ok. You're a great kid

PETER PARKER: listen y'all. Am I the most attractive guy in the world?

SHURI: your twitter thirst page says so

PETER PARKER: no- WAIT I HAVE A THIRST PAGE?!?!

SHURI: for spiderman.

PETER PARKER: BUT NOBODY HAS SEEN MY FACE?!

SHURI: that doesn't stop them

SHURI: also I think you're forgetting how tight your suit is

PETER PARKER: WOAH WOAH WOAH HANG ON-

PETER PARKER: WHY THE FLIP ARE YOU TAKING PICTURES OF MY BUTT?!?!

SHURI: to post on your thirst page (don't worry I dropped ur face out of it :)

PETER PARKER: WHY ARE YOU ON MY THIRST PAGE?!?!?!

SHURI: new competition: who has the better butt: cap or peter

SCOTT LANG: cap all the way

TONY STARK: peter

PEPPER POTTS: why are we talking about this-

STEVE ROGERS: Peter

SAM WILSON: cap

BUCKY BARNES: Steve

PETER PARKER: CAN WE STOP?!?!

PETER PARKER: also Shuri you avoided my question. WHY ARE U ON MY THIRST PAGE

SHURI: mate I gtg. T'yo mama is calling me

SHURI: peace in the middle east

PETER PARKER: wh-

PETER PARKER: GOING BACK TO EARLIER.

Am I the most attractive guy in the world? No.

TONY STARK: compared to the average teenager id give you an 8.5/10

PETER PARKER: Aw thanks- but that's beside the point.
  Do I have a great personality?

TONY STARK: yes

PEPPER POTTS: yes

PETER PARKER: also no. BUT do I wake up every morning and try to be the best person I can be?

TONY STARK: ah there we go. Yes

PETER PARKER: no

NATASHA ROMANOFF: whats your point..

PETER PARKER: oh I don't have one ;)