TONT STARK: PETER STOP HIM

PETER PARKER: HOW HES A GOD

TONY STARK: I DONT KNOW USE YOUR WEBS OR SOMETHING

PETER PARKER: MY SUIT IS IN MY ROOM

TONY STARK: THEN GO GET IT

DOCTOR STRANGE: Why, may I ask, are the two of you screaming over marshmallows?

TONY STARK: because Loki is stealing my special marshmallows

DOCTOR STRANGE: can't you...get more from the store..

TONY STARK: yes, but, to be truthful, Pepper wanted me to go on a diet and I told her I would, so if she sees me buying marshmallows I'm done for.

PETER PARKER: Uh, Mr. Stark, Mrs. Stark is in this conversation

TONY STARK: oh s***

TONY STARK removed PEPPER POTTS from the conversation

STEVE ROGERS: Language, Tony

TONY STARK: wHat? I even censored it for Peter

STEVE ROGERS: still

PETER PARKER: You don't need to censor it for me, Mr. Stark. I've seen my fair share of things..

TONY STARK: I'm not gonna question that.. BUT STOP LOKI

PETER PARKER: THEY'RE YOUR MARSHMALLOWS, YOU STOP HIM

LOKI: I have been summoned.

PETER PARKER: what?

LOKI: I programmed my phone to only give me alerts when someone says Loki

TONY STARK: LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI

TONY STARK: LOKI

TONY STARK: LOKI

TONY STARK: LOKI

TONY STARK: LOKI

TONY STARK: LOKI

DOCTOR STRANGE: Is this really necessary

TONY STARK: LOKI

TONY STARK: LOKI

TONY STARK: LOKI

LOKI: Fine, Stark, what do you want?

TONY STARK: DONT EAT MY MARSHMALLOWS

LOKI: Why not

TONY STARK: because they're mine

LOKI: You gave one to Peter yesterday

TONY STARK: they're mine and Peter's.

LOKI: What are you going to do if I keep eating them

TONY STARK: blast you to hell

LOKI: I would be scared, but being surrounded by this team is already hell, so what can be worse

TONY STARK: hMPh just dont eat my marshmallows

LOKI: sssuuurrreee

STEVE ROGERS: this phone keeps buzzing, still!

TONY STARK: oh, yea, you never fixed the notifications. Swipe up and press the moon symbol. It turns on Do Not Disturb

STEVE ROGERS: why cant i get one of those for my bedroom

STEVE ROGERS: the amount of times people walk in on me is way too high

TONY STARK: walk in on you doing...what

STEVE ROGERS: many things which are none of your business, so don't even think about getting curious

TONY STARK: OKayyy...

SHURI: Steve, I could program a vibranium door for you with privacy features

STEVE ROGERS: oh uh, that won't be necessary, thanks.

SHURI: suit yourself

PETER PARKER: Shuri, my fellow kid! Hi!

SHURI: what? Who said I was a kid?

PETER PARKER: Mr. Stark

SHURI: Mr. Stark, I think I could program a better Iron Man suit than you, so don't you call me a kid

TONY STARK: oHO is that so? We'll see about that

PETER PARKER: oop-

BRUCE BANNER: hey guys it's pretty heated in here. Don't let the big guy loose

CLINT BARTON: was that supposed to be funny

BRUCE BANNER: I- I mean...yea but..

CLINT BARTON: that was a bad joke

SHURI: Stark, lets go. We have one week to make the best Iron Man suit using any supplies we want, BUT, no help from others.

TONY STARK: deal. Easy.

SHURI: No help from others, including Jarvis

TONY STARK: deal. Somewhat more difficult

SHURI: ok, go!

TONY STARK: is this a race?

SHURI: reality can be whatever you want it to be

T'CHALLA: Sister, what are you doing playing games with a Stark?

SHURI: don't worry, brother, I'm going to beat him

TONY STARK: Lets just hope your suit can withstand your ego

PETER PARKER: BuRrNnnNn

CLINT BARTON: where's the ice we got a medical emergency over here

STEVE ROGERS: what? Who's hurt

TONY STARK: nobody you bafoon. It's modern day terminology.

STEVE ROGERS: oh. Also, how are we going to test to see what suit is better?

SHURI: have a duel with Vision

TONY STARK: pfft no

SHURI: woah, is Tony Stark backing down from a challenge?

TONY STARK: No, no, you didn't let me finish. I was going to say, no, we should duel with Maximoff

SHURI: doubting your own creation?

TONY STARK: I have plenty of faith in Vision, I'm just saving you from embarrassment because we all know your little so-called Iron Man suit won't last a second against him.

WANDA MAXIMOFF: are you saying I'm weaker than Vision?

TONY STARK: how come everyone comes in at the wrong time

DOCTOR STRANGE: most of us are here, just not texting

LOKI added PEPPER POTTS to the conversation

PEPPER POTTS: Tony, whats this I hear about you eating marshmallows all the time?

TONY STARK: who told you that?!

PEPPER POTTS: Loki

TONY STARK: pffft of course it was! Can never trust that one. He's the god of mischief for crying out loud! Full of lies and stuff. Nothing he says is true

LOKI: I would like to propose an argument

TONY STARK: just shut up

PEPPER POTTS: Peter, does Tony have a stash of marshmallows?

PETER PARKER: uh

PEPPER POTTS: Be truthful, honey.

PETER PARKER: yes...

TONY STARK: LOKI

TONY STARK: YOU

TONY STARK: SON

TONY STARK: OF

TONY STARK: A

PEPPER POTTS: hi dady it morgan!!!!!!!

TONY STARK: PINEAPPLE

TONY STARK: hey sweety whats up

PEPPER POTTS: I stoal the phone from mommy

DOCTOR STRANGE: it's spelled 'stole'

TONY STARK: shes 5 years old, Doc

DOCTOR STRANGE: if she's anything like you, she ought to know better

TONY STARK: oh, so now the spotlight's on me, huh?

DOCTOR STRANGE: isn't it always?

PEPPER POTTS: will you two quit it? And in front of Morgan?! She takes my phone and sees her father nearly cursing, and then arguing with his co workers!

TONY STARK: sorry Pep

PEPPER POTTS: goodness me, you act 10

CLINT BARTON: manchild

SHURI: Stark, I see your productivity is off the charts!

TONY STARK: oh I forgot about you

SHURI: thanks

TONY STARK: I'll start on the project when I feel like starting on it

SHURI: shrug

TONY STARK: did you just type out..shrug

SHURI: that would be an accurate statement

TONY STARK: nobody does that

SHURI: so?

TONY STARK: so....nobody does that

SHURI: well I do