PETER PARKER: hey what's that song that goes like

PETER PARKER: desss...spa seeto

SHURI: despacito?

PETER PARKER: yea

SHURI: deapacito.

PETER PARKER: yea what's the name

SHURI: oh my gosh you're an idiot

PETER PARKER: thank you!

PETER PARKER: ok mr Stark im gonna borrow Jarvis to play the song

TONY STARK: what..

SHURI: 🤦‍♀️ you're literally so dumb Parker

PETER PARKER: Jarvis can't find the song 'oh my gosh you're an idiot'

NATASHA ROMANOFF: yea cause it doesn't exist

PETER PARKER: Shuri why did you lie

SHURI: I didn't lie, I told you the song was despacito

PETER PARKER: WHAT nono that's how it goes...but what's the song name

SHURI: THE SONG NAME IS DESPACITO YOU HECKING POTATO

PETER PARKER: HEY

TONY STARK: HEY 5 BUCKS TO PETER

SHURI: AWH COME ON

NATASHA ROMANOFF: what is with all this tension

STEVE ROGERS: I'll lighten the mood with a joke

SHURI: IM NOT PAYING

TONY STARK: YES YOU WILL

SHURI: NO

TONY STARK: YES

STEVE ROGERS: where do cows go on Friday nights

SHURI: to the slaughter house

TONY STARK: YES I WIN YOURE PAYING

SHURI: YOU CANT MAKE ME DO ANYTHING

STEVE ROGERS: ...to the MOOvies....

SHURI: I REFUSE TO PAY

NATASHA ROMANOFF: I liked your joke Steve, very wholesome

TONY STARK: ILL FORCE YOU TO PAY

STEVE ROGERS: thanks nat

PETER PARKER: this chat got dark real quick

TONY STARK: DONT MAKE ME CALL YOUR BROTHER, SHURI

SHURI: I DONT CARE

TONY STARK: TCHALLAAAAAA

SHURI: did you really think he would come by you just saying his name

T'CHALLA: hello

SHURI: WHAA

TONY STARK: ahah

SHURI: brother, Stark is making me pay money to Peter crybaby and taking away my free will

T'CHALLA: ok

SHURI: aren't you gonna do something about it

PETER PARKER: I'm not a crybaby 😢

T'CHALLA: no

SHURI: wh-

TONY STARK: haha

TONY STARK: Hand it over

SHURI: no I can't HAND it, Stark. I live across the ocean.

TONY STARK: venmo

SHURI: PayPal?

TONY STARK: Venmo

SHURI: Venmo..

NATASHA ROMANOFF: I'm glad that's over with

PETER PARKER: what are you doing Natasha

NATASHA ROMANOFF: watching a show with Steve

STEVE ROGERS: the show is very unrealistic

NATASHA ROMANOFF: that's just cause you are used to old 40's crap

STEVE ROGERS: it wasn't crap

PETER PARKER: how is it unrealistic

STEVE ROGERS: the killer got rid of the body because there just so happened to be a pool with a lot of chlorine. So he threw it in there

STEVE ROGERS: I mean- can chlorine even dissolve a body that fast?

NATASHA ROMANOFF: no

PETER PARKER: 👀

TONY STARK: that was a fast reply

NATASHA ROMANOFF: why don't you guys ask the question again so I can take longer to answer

TONY STARK: can chlorine dissolve a body that fast, NATASHA?

NATASHA ROMANOFF: hmm, no.

PETER PARKER: HOW DO YOU KNOW?

NATASHA ROMANOFF: mmm I don't really want to get into it