PETER PARKER: what would happen if Doctor Strange became Iron Man

DOCTOR STRANGE: it would be miraculous

PETER PARKER: sure but what would your name be

TONY STARK: iron strange

STEVE ROGERS: Iron Doctor?

SAM WILSON: 😂

THOR: Strange Man 😄😄

PETER PARKER: PFAHAHA YES

TONY STARK: YES!

DOCTOR STRANGE: Anything but that.

THOR: hahaha

PETER PARKER: yknow how we all have cool superhero names?

STEVE ROGERS: yes

PETER PARKER: like: Hi I'm Peter Parker, aka Spiderman. Or hi I'm Tony Stark, Iron Man. And we all have our normal names, then our super names.

PETER PARKER: And then there's Thor.

TONY STARK: 😂

CLINT BARTON: Thor: the name that strikes fear into the hearts of all. No last name, no super cool scary name like taserface

CLINT BARTON: just. THOR.

THOR: it is indeed a great name

STEVE ROGERS: taserface? I don't think that's cool or scary

TONY STARK: 😂 it's not

PETER PARKER: wasn't taserface that murderous guy that the talking raccoon told us about on Titan, Mr. Stark?

TONY STARK: yea. Some weird story

LOKI: Ooh, murder. Now this is a a story id like to hear.

THOR: remember, murder is never the answer

TONY STARK: of course. Murder is the question

LOKI: and the answer is always yes

TONY STARK: no- 🤦‍♀️

PETER PARKER: 😂

CLINT BARTON: GUYS I GOT A GREAT DAD JOKE

SCOTT LANG: bet I have a better one

CLINT BARTON: nah. Okay what is Thanos' favorite social media

TONY STARK: I see where this is going...

PETER PARKER: 😂 🤣 SNAP chat

THOR: NO! 😤😡😡

CLINT BARTON: oh, right, sorry Thor. Forgot you were sensitive

THOR: 😡

SCOTT LANG: ok, Barton. Here's mine: which Avenger is always in a hurry?

CLINT BARTON: uh idk

STEVE ROGERS: idk

TONY STARK: not me

PETER PARKER: uhm..quicksilver?

WANDA MAXIMOFF: 😢

PETER PARKER: 🤭

SCOTT LANG: nope! It's Black Widow! She's RUSSIAN

SCOTT LANG: 😉

CLINT BARTON: pffft

NATASHA ROMANOFF: im not amused

TONY STARK: haha, not bad Lang

STEVE ROGERS: good one

CLINT BARTON: alright.. what does Hawkeye like to wear with his suit?

SCOTT LANG: ohoh it's about you know

TONY STARK: egotistical

CLINT BARTON: look who's talking 🙄

STEVE ROGERS: he like to wear..a bow

CLINT BARTON: close! A BOW tie 😂

SCOTT LANG: wasn't as funny as mine

NATASHA ROMANOFF: gotta give this one to Scott

CLINT BARTON: 😦

SCOTT LANG: my turn again.

CLINT BARTON: im preparing my best joke

SCOTT LANG: why does Thor's brother never make a good impression at parties?

LOKI: I do.

THOR: because he's boring

TONY STARK: because nobody likes him

STEVE ROGERS: Loki goes to parties?

SCOTT LANG: because he's too LOW-KEY 🤣

TONY STARK: 😂 ok thats actually good

CLINT BARTON: hmPh

PETER PARKER: haha I like it

LOKI: is that supposed to be offensive-

THOR: im confuse

STEVE ROGERS: I don't get it

TONY STARK: ofc you don't

CLINT BARTON: ALRIGHT FINAL ROUND.  My turn.

NATASHA ROMANOFF: lets see what you got

CLINT BARTON: whats always missing from Tony's kitchen?

TONY STARK: everything

STEVE ROGERS: uh.. his oven

PETER PARKER: idk

SCOTT LANG: 🤷‍♀️

CLINT BARTON: THE PEPPER POTS

THOR: Pfhahahha

TONY STARK: 😐

STEVE ROGERS: haha I give this one to Clint

SCOTT LANG: alr I gotta admit that was good

NATASHA ROMANOFF: Clint gets that one.

PETER PARKER: AND THE WINNER IS....

TONY STARK: drumroll please

SCOTT LANG: 🥁 🥁 🥁

THOR: 🥁

STEVE ROGERS: 🥁

CLINT BARTON: 🥁

PETER PARKER: MR SCOTT LANG!!

SCOTT LANG: AYAYAYAYAYAYA

STEVE ROGERS: 👏

CLINT BARTON: he doesn't deserve it 😠

SCOTT LANG: yes I do 👑 💅

PETER PARKER: I NOW CROWN YOU, KING OF AVENGER DAD JOKES!

TONY STARK: 🙇 🙇

SCOTT LANG: 👑 💋✨💅💪

LOKI: i don't bow to mortals 😒

CLINT BARTON: neither do I

PETER PARKER: 🙇

STEVE ROGERS: good job Scott 👍

SCOTT LANG: thanks cap 😃