"So-" Kody began, in one of Moons spare bedrooms with a joint in his mouth, pointing to the white board that he found in the closet. "The Robby Keene Gets Put In Jail Project."

"TRKGPIJP." Hawk cheered, sitting on the bed. "Let's do this."

Kody pointed to step one, blowing smoke forward. "One, we corner the son of a bitch."

"Check." Hawk agreed.

"Two, we slap him with the hard facts. That psychical assault, such as ripping someone belly button ring out in the middle of the street, is a year is jail." Kody pointed to step two before pointed to the door. "Step three-"

Alaska walked in.

Hawk looked in disbelief. "What the hell is she doing here?"

"I knew he missed me." Alaska sent a knowing grin toward Kody. The O'Dell boy hurried to wave the smoke away, putting the lit joint out.

"Sorry, Al." he coughed, waving to avoid any second hand smoke from getting to her.

"What? Can't handle a little weed?" Hawk shot her way with a judging look.

"What the hell is your problem?" Alaska glared from the door. "You change personalities over the weekend? You were totally cool with me not too long ago."

"Uh, yeah. That was before I knew how annoying you were." He said back in a duh tone.

"Oh, i'm annoying?" she nodded at him.

"Yeah, you're annoying!" Hawk repeated.

"Your face is annoying!" she shot back with a finger jab his way.

"Your face is an-" he started.

"Hey!" Kody called, holding a finger out to the two of them. "If this is gonna work, the two of you need to learn to get along."

Hawk and Alaska met eyes, speaking on sync. "Not a chance."

"The two of you are both very important people to me." Kody exhaled with a nod of his head. "You have to get alone or i'm gonna turn into Lava Girl."

Hawk gave an odd look. "What about that makes sense?"

"Remember when she went all-" he made an explosive motion around his head. "Now, you are shark boy for obvious reasons."

"It's definitely not the hair or anything." Alaska shook her head sarcastically.

"And you are the Ice Princess." Kody pointed to her with a nod. "The three of us need to work together or we're just gonna end up being a weird story that I reword to get a good grade on my essay."

Alaska exhaled, looking to Hawk. "I guess we can....tolerate each other."

He looked to Kody with a dramatic huff. "Okay, whatever. I still don't know why she is involved though."

"Hello, she's girl from step two." Kody gave a stupid look, pointing to step two. "The only way we put Robby Keene in jail is if she comes forward about when him and his friends attacked her."

Hawk looked over at her. "Are you?"

"Why wouldn't she?" Kody spoke up with a dramatic shrug. "She has no bellybutton now!"

"I have a bellybutton!" Alaska defended herself with a wide eyed look. "There's just a scar."

"Same thing." Kody waved her odd. "But, yes, she's already agreed to turn his ass in. Whoop whoop!"

"Can we lit up before all this?" Hawk motioned around to the white board.

"No." Kody gave a point, turning back. "Step four. When his hottie of a girlfriend decided to join the conversation, Alaska, you throw her in the pool."

Alaska pulled an odd look. "That's apart of the plan? I thought it was a joke."

"When have I ever joked about being thrown into a pool?" Kody looked at her in disbelief. "Use your head, Lee. Use your head."

"Okay, but, LaRusso knows karate. She doesn't." Hawk pointed out.

"Aw, look at that." Alaska faked a sympathetic look. "He's staring to care about me."

He reached over, giving her a harsh shove as she came back with a slap to his forehead. "Did you just-"

"You deserved it!"

"Aye!" Kody yelled again, blowing a whistle around his neck.

"Jesus, where'd you get a whistle?" Hawk gave a look of disbelief.

"My dad gave it to me right after he confessed to being crazy in love with her mom all of high school." the O'Dell boy gave a point in Alaskas direction. "In another universe, i'm Alaska and she is me."

"I don't think that's how it works." Hawk shook his head.

"If I am you in a different universe, I hope I chose better friends." Alaska hummed.

"And I hope you chose better people to hook up with." Hawk shot back.

"That makes no sense! If i'm him in a different life time, he's me. So you're saying that he's a bad choice of people to hook up with?" Alaska looked in disbelief.

"Woah, my mind immediately went to the food channel." Kody slapped his forehead. "Okay, say it again."

"No, I was talking- if- I was talking about if he is you in a dif- no- oh my god, see, you are so annoying!" Hawk threw a pillow at her face, Alaska flew back on the bed. She tossed the pillow back, hitting him just as hard. "What the hell!"

"My aunt and her wife are on a baseball team." Alaska sat with a glare. "I could go pro in Baseball and end up on ESPN."

"I thought you wanted to do the vagina thing?" Kody gave an odd look her way.

"The what?" Hawk gapped in disbelief.

"Gynecology." Alaska said back. "Kody, we have been over this."

"So, i'm confused. You guys are this close of friends, yet he spends all his time with me. Something isn't adding up here..." Hawk trialed off with a mocking look her way.

"You really want me to tell you when we talked about this sort of thing?" she asked with a head tilt.

"Hey!" Kody blew his whistle. "Step five. Pre Alaska and Sam in the pool. We scare Robby, expose him to all his Miyagi-Do's so they know they are training with a criminal."

"Can't believe Sensei said to show mercy." Hawk rolled his eyes in disbelief. "He should be the one of the pool."

"I can probably take them both." Alaska said confidently. "I mean, I could go pro if i didn't want to-"

"He needs to stay dry and on the land." Kody gave a knowing look. "Only attack the little one."

"You know, i'm surprised you came up with all this." Hawk pointed out with a nod. "You're starting to act like a real Cobr-"

Moon and Piper stumbled in, stopping as she saw the trio. "Oh. Ugh, hey guys."

Hawk cleared his throat awkwardly, Kody gave a wave. "Hey, Moon. Moons lady friend. This is Hawk and Alaska, my partners."

"Oh, I didn't know you guys were interested in polyamory." Moon grinned widely.

"What-" Hawk started.

"Nooo-" Alaska did as well.

"Partners as in business, True Crime partners." Kody cut in with a nervous laugh.

"We gotta go." Hawk spoke up, standing up as he tossed the pillow back on the bad. "Yeah, we gotta go."

"Yeah, we gotta go end a man's life." Kody agreed, Alaska hurried out of the door after Hawk. "I wrote on your white board with a sharpie, my mistake. Lovely choice in ladies, by the way. Moons lady, you should be down in hollywood!"

"Kody!" Hawk called from the end of the hall, him and Alaska waiting by the stairs.

"Come on!" she rushed him with a wave.

"I'm telling Moons girlfriend I think she's pretty." he gave them an offended look, catching up quickly. "I didn't even get to step six."

"Okay, well, I didn't want to be around my ex and her new girlfriend." Hawk rolled his eyes, jogging down the steps.

"Wow, the two of you have fantastic ex girlfriends." Alaska hummed, jogging down the stairs. "Okay, last time I checked, they were in the back."

"Oh, shit. I forgot my joint." Kody winced, looking in pain. "I was gonna smoke that as soon as Al fell in the pool."

"I still don't understand why you can't handle a lit-" Hawk began, being cut off.

"Yo, Robby!" Alaska yelled out in an intimidating way, getting his attention. "Oh, woah, long time no see."

He gave an odd look on his face, guilty like. "Hey, Al-"

"Don't you hey her." Kody cut in with a nod of his head. "Did you know that jail time for assault is a year? And yeah, ripping out a body piercing in the middle of the street is assault."

"And she's a minor." Hawk pointed out. "You wanna be in jail for a year, Keene?"

"No, no. Look, i've been wanting to talk-" he began, staring at Alaska with a blink.

"Well, I don't wanna talk to anyone unless it's the police." she cut him off with a head tilt his way. "Nice knowing your Miyagi-Do's, right?"

"Is this why you're doing this? Because of Miyagi-Do?" Robby gapped in shock.

"What's she-" Sam began, being cut off by Alaska letting out a battle cry. Hawk and Kody both jumped at the sudden noise, gapping as Alaska tackled Sam into the pool.

"Holy shit! She actually did it." Hawk gapped in shock.

"I'm sure your lovely friends would love to know what you did!" Kody spoke loudly to get the rest of the Miyagi-Do's attention. "How they've been learning Live, Laugh, Love with a criminal!"

Not only was Miyagi-Do now invested, all of the party was. Hawk nodded. "Yeah, a pussy criminal at that. Let's see how much Live, Laugh, Love you get behind bar-"

"Excuse me!" Demetri cut in, saving Robby as he got on the mic. Kody turned back, reaching down to help Alaska out of the pool while Sam swam off to the other side.

"Who is that?" Alaska asked, Moons pool cold, and the night air making her teeth nearly chatter.

"Dead Meat." Hawk glared up at him as the trio watched.

"I'd like to make a toast." Demetri spoke up, raising his cup. "To Eli Moskowitz."

Kodys face fell, giving Hawk a worried look. A confused chatted spread through the crowd. Demetri laughed. "Oh! I'm sorry. Some of you might know him as Hawk."

"Oh shit, that's you, man." Alaska wacked him in the chest.

"You wanna get outta here?" Kody looked to Hawk with a worried look. "This isn't even worth it."

"No." Hawk shook his head, staring forward again.

"But underneath that crazy clown cosplay and whatever type of Manic Panic he dumps in his hair, he's still good old Eli. My Binary Brother." Demetri huffed as he stared right at him. Kody looked around for any possible way to save Hawk from this situation. "Well, he was my binary brother. You know what he is now? A real zero."

Laughter spread through the crowd. Hawk rolled his eyes. "All right, that's enough, Demetri!"

"Don't let that angry red hairdo fool you." Demetri ignored him, going on into the mic. "He's a big softie. We watched every Harry Potter movie together. And he bawled like a baby when Dobby died."

The party laughed again as Demetri began to mock cries, though the laughter was getting louder. Alaska looked to Hawk, elbowing him harshly. He rolled his eyes. "What?"

"You're gonna let this little shit talk to you like that?" she asked him in disbelief.

"Who the hell are you? You don't know what our Sensei said." Mitch looked past him to glare at the girl.

"Hey." Kody warned him with a knowing look. "Don't you be a dick to her."

"You remember what he said about showing mercy." Mitch spoke, staring at Hawk.

"Hey." Kody met Hawks eye with a little nod. "What goes around comes around."

"Whats that suppose to mean?" Hawk asked him with an odd look.

"You know i've got your back." the brunette said back with a small nod. "Always."

"Have any of you heard of sleep enuresis?" Demetri spoke up.

"Where are you going?" Alaska asked as Kody hurried off.

"Don't." Hawk was between a warn and a beg in Demetris direction.

"That is the medical term, of course." Demetri shrugged to the crowd. "In the Kings English, it's good old-fashioned bed-wetting."

The crowd laughed again, Hawk looked around for Kody, finding no sight of him. Alaska cut in again. "Aren't you suppose to be a tough guy? Give this dude half of the hate you give me."

"And Eli here is a pro." Demetri pointed toward the boy in red. "My mom even had a special air mattress for sleepovers. And she called it..Eli's waterbed."

There was a wave of laughter again, Alaska stumbled as Hawk shoved his drink into her chest. "Screw mercy."

"Yeah, drag him!" Alaska yelled.

"You're a corpse!" Hawk shouted out.

"Oh yeah? What about when-" Demetri began, being cut off by beer being sprayed all over him from the keg.

"Suck on that, Demetri!" Kody yelled, continuing to spray him with it. "What the medical term for this?"

Sirens blared in the air, blue lights flashing. Kody dropped the keg with wide eyes. "Oh, shit! It's coming around!"

"Demetri, you got lucky!" Hawk yelled, jabbing a finger his way as Robby and Chris shoved at him.

Kody yanked Hawks drink out of Alaskas hand. "My car is by the police cars! Do you have the mercedes?"

"It's only two seats!" she said back with wide eyes.

"We'll improvise!" he called, running off before turning back around. "Hawk, come on!"

He grabbed his hand, pulling him through the yard quickly.

•

kylie speaks

so happy that i've finally
gotten to make alaska a
main character in this
book for season three and
four!! we didn't get to see
her mean/kreese manipulation
side in Cry Baby so i'm really
excited to write more about
her, AND ALSO MEAN KODY,
in a completely different light
of who they both truly are.