Stan woke up in the middle of the night sobbing, which eventually woke up the blonde on the floor.

Letting out a groan mixed with a yawn, Kenny props his arm on his elbow to sit himself up, "....Why're you crying this time..?"

Stan eyed Kenny with puffy eyelids as he spoke, his voice cracked with each word, "Kyle...." Stan went on to spill the misfortunate events, a lovers quarrel, with Kenny.

Kenny ended up sat there for over thirty minutes, in two in the morning, listening to his friend's problem.

"Well.. this is just a suggestion, but maybe you shouldn't have suffocated him with a pillow during sex.." Kenny suggested.

Stan paused, then made scrunched his nose, signaling his tears about to burst out again.

"Hey hey hey~ Maybe, if you just treat him to some fancy dinner, he'll forgive you."

Stan's ugly crying face looked at Kenny, "....Really? But I dont have the money.."

Kenny's lips curled up into a devilish grin, "You see, I do. But you need to give me something just valuable in return." Stan perked up, "W..What do you want?"

"I need you to teach me how to cook."

Stan stared blankly at his friend on the ground. At this moment, an immediate thought crossed Stan's mind: Why doesnt he just use youtube?...Or just search it up... But the thought perished as soon as it got there because, he was gonna make money, and if Kenny's dumb, that his fault.

"Deal." Stan and Kenny shook hands to confirm the agreement.

Kenny immediately got up, "Alright lemme go get the credit card."

With Stan waiting patiently in the living room, Kenny tiptoed up the stairs and to Craig's... their room. Opening the door slowly and quietly, Kenny put one foot in front of the other to see a sleeping Craig sprawled out in the middle of the bed sheets.

Kenny quietly grumbled, he was secretly hoping to sleep with Craig, but seems like that's out of the window.

He went back to looking for Craig's wallet. Soon finding it on Craig's person, he let out a silent curse before approaching the bed.

Kenny leaned over the bed slightly and reached for Craig's pocket.

Sliding his hand in there and pulling out the wallet, he smiled jesterly. Swiping, Craig's credit card, Kenny closes the wallet and slowly slides the wallet back into the pocket.

"....The fuck are you doing?..."

Hearing the monotoned annoyed voice of Craig, made Kenny pull his hand back and freeze immediately.

Kenny didn't respond, but just stared at him like a deer at headlights.

Kenny hand noticed from the shock but Craig reached his hand beside the bed and grabbed a rolled up magazine and then proceeded to hit Kenny with it with extreme force.

"Get the hell out! Stop being so fucking horny!" Craig shouted as he repeatly hit Kenny out of the room.

Once the pervert was out of the room, Craig made sure to lock the door this time before heading back to sleep in an angery mood.