Craig pulled out his phone, seeing texts from one of his female coworkers. He immediately responds since it was work related.

"Oh my god, are you cheating on me with some woman?"

Craig looked up to see Kenny looking over the phone. "She's a coworker. And we're not together, I'm not gay." He stated as monotone as ever.

Kenny snickered and tackled Craig down on the bed, causing them to be in a suggestive position of have Kenny be on all fours over Craig.

"We all know your gay. You were with Tweek when you were ten. Are you just going to ignore that, babe?~" Kenny smirked coyly, causing Craig to grimace. "That's because that asain girls were d-drawing... that stuff!"

"Bullshit, we even had se-" Kenny's mouth was covered by Craig's hand. "Shut up. Just stop talking." Craig was visibly annoyed at the being before him. Suddenly he felt a wet matter press against his hand, it didn't budge Craig though, it just made him more annoyed "Stick your tongue back where it belongs, McCormick."

"What, like back inside your mouth?~" Kenny was muffled, but Craig still, regrettably, managed to understand. Craig finally retracted his hand.

What was seen was a grin from the blond. "I hate you."

"I love you too baby~" Kenny leaned in to kiss the figure before him, but once again Craig's hand blocked the action. Kenny let's out a small whine "Why are you being difficult? You're making daddy very angry."

Craig couldn't help but scoff at those words.

Suddenly the door swung open, "I brung your old bedshee-"

Craig and Kenny made eye contact with Ruby. Immediately she covered her eyes with her free hand "Jeez, atleast lock the door."

Craig narrowed his eyebrows, "For what? It's not what it loo-" Suddenly Craig to feel kisses run down his neck, "You might want to leave, Ruby~" Kenny voiced between the kisses.

"On it." She dropped the bedsheets on the ground and closed the door, locking it behind her.

"Wait no-" Craig eyed the presently closed door. Noticing that Kenny's kisses hadn't stopped, Craig pushes the blond off of him. "Awe~ it was just getting good~"

Craig brung up his sleeve to his neck and proceeded to wipe of the evidence, "Never do that. I don't want to catch something from your disgusting mouth. Dont want to know what even goes into your mouth."

Craig got up from the bed and grabbed his phone that had fallen on the floor. Kenny hummed curiously, "What do you mean?"

Craig wasnt going to fall into that trap. The trap where Kenny acts all innocent like he doesnt fuck people over burning stoves.

"Anyways we're going to have some rules now that I'm sleeping in here and Ruby and Karen are living here." Craig stated bluntly as he proceeds to take off his blue sweater, revealing a NASA shirt underneath.

"No bringing your clients home. You wont go around the house naked anymore. Stop getting the police on you. You'll cook, so when I get home from work, I don't have to. Alright?" Craig tosses his blue sweater in the laundry basket along with all of the other dirty clothes Kenny had. Which was alot.

"Woah, I can't cook though. And why do I have to stop going around the house naked, this is my home too. We bought it together." Kenny sat up on the bed, abit annoyed at Craig's proposal.

"I'll teach you how to cook." Craig took of his pants, revealing black briefs, to which he throws the pants onto the pile of dirty clothes. Kenny noticed that Craig wasnt going to acknowledge the second part, so he repeats, "Okay but why can't I-"

"Because they're girls, dude. Why are you so dense? Even if they're gay, we still have to have respect for them." Craig spoke with a monotone voice, same as always.

"Yeah right, respect? You're literally in your underwear right now." Kenny added. Craig grabbed the plate that he had set on the little night stand before, and he got back on the bed, sitting up against the pillows, beside the Kenny.

The blond turned his head towards the other, waiting for a response. Craig took one bite from the sandwich before noticing Kenny was eyeing him, "What?"

Kenny let out an exasperated sigh, "Why are you dressed like that if you literally just sai-"

"I'm not going to leave the room, chill." Craig resumed eating the sandwich, "Turn on the TV." Kenny listened to what he was told to do. He grabbed the remote that was on the nightstand on his side of the bed and turned on the TV. After flipping through some channels, they agreed on watching Teen Titans go. Kenny laid down next to Craig.

"So I can be naked in here, then?" The blond blurted out.

"I don't care." Craig stated bluntly as he stared at the TV. Kenny reached over and grabbed an egg roll and began munching on it.

"I have work tomorrow, so I might head to sleep around 9:30 or 10." Craig stated, eyes glued to the TV. "Okay babe, want me to give you a goodnight kiss or something?"

Craig finished the sandwich and began eating the chips, "No. I'm just telling you so you wont bother me when I try to sleep."

Kenny grabbed the other egg roll which bothered Craig, but Craig didnt say anything. "Thanks for cleaning my room." Kenny sounded sincere, which caught Craig off guard, but he quickly regained his calm composure, "Yeah well, stripe will be staying in here too, so that was a must."

Kenny stuffed the rest of the egg roll into his mouth then began taking off his clothes.

"Woah woah, what are you doing?" Craig narrowed his eyebrows when Kenny had his hands about to pull down his briefs, the last piece of clothing on him. "I'm getting na-"

"I know, but... why? We're going to be sleeping together, I don't want a naked person beside me." The raven haired was extremely uncomfortable. Kenny raised an eyebrow, "What? Do you think I'll try to do something to you when your asleep or something? Are you into that kinda thing, Craigy?~" Kenny smirked charismatically. "Its not that... It's just..." Craig sighed, already annoyed at the situation, "....A-Atleast keep your.... underwear on... please."

Kenny felt something heart up inside of him, "Awe~ alright, will do, babe~" The blond snickered.

Once the two finished their snack, Kenny got up and turned off the light and made his way back onto the bed. Craig laid down onto the pillow next to Kenny. The only light now was the TV, since the curtains were closed.

"Fatass is coming over tomorrow." Kenny turned on his side to face Craig. "Why?" Craig asked, turning his head to eye the blond. "Who knows? Probably to ask for money again." Kenny gave a light hearted laugh.

Craig's eyes averted back to the TV, expressionless, "What's so funny?"

"Dude, how can you not laugh? Remember how when we were younger, we were the two poorest kids in town?"

Craig narrowed an eyebrow and looked at Kenny, "But you were far poorer than me."

"Whatever whatever, not the point. Anyways, it's funny because fatass used to bash on us for being poor, and now that we have more money than him, he's acting all nice and shit." Kenny smiled egotistically.

Craig didn't find it funny, he just felt better than Cartmen, that's all. "When's he coming?"

"When you're at work." Kenny responded.

"Of course." Craig smiled faintly. Kenny did not miss that sense of joy on Craig's face though. The blond scooted closer to the black haired and attempted to cuddle. "Get off of me." And just like that the mood was ruined. Craig shoved Kenny off of him.

"Are you going to give him money?" The raven haired asks. "Yeah, Heidi's pregnant. Like 8 months pregnant, their baby's coming soon."

Craig was shocked, "Wait what?Are you sure it's not just... that she gained some pounds again?"

Kenny raised his eyebrows, "Nope, it's the real deal this time." Craig sighed, he was still suspicious of it though. "I'll lend you my credit card so you can go shopping for baby toys or something. Just don't buy expensive things."

"Alright, babe~ Anything you say~" Kenny mocked, then grabbed the remote and turned off the TV. Craig handed his phone to the other, "Connect it to my charger."

"Okay~" Going against his own word, Kenny proceeds to go through Craig's phone, specifically his camera roll. "Now, McCormick."

"Alright alright." Kenny immediately turned off Craig's phone and connected it to the charger.

With a sigh, Craig gets under the blanket, with Kenny soon to follow.

Even though Kenny tried spooning Craig, it failed since Craig decided to turn to his side to face Kenny. The two soon fell asleep.