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I'm pregnant.

I am pregnant.

You knocked me up.

I'm eating for three.

I have two fuckin watermelons growing in my stomach because of your seed.

I'm prego.

Pregnant I am.

Cliche wave hit me. Twice.

Urgh... How am I supposed to tell my boyfriend of a few months that I'm knocked up and it's his kids? As in, I'm carrying a mini Kol and Kolina in my womb. How? I don't even know where to start.

I'm sitting on Caroline's porch right now. She threw a party in her house. Nothing too big but obviously awesome. Her mom was there too. And before I forget I took care of her tumor a while back. (magic). BTW Care became a vampire. Today morning actually. Klaus helped her and she's really excited about becoming one. Unsurprisingly she has the best self-control ever and only killed a guy before starting to get the hang of it (I made her a daylight ring). But unlike the show, she doesn't feel that guilty about killing. I wasn't kidding when I say I mucked up their morals slightly. Anyway, I am sitting here and wondering what and how can I tell Kol he'll be a daddy. What if he doesn't want them?

Sigh. I obviously need to tell him. I just don't know-how. I can write him a letter. Too corny. I could...Honestly, there is no easy way to do this is there?

"Ellie McGod? What are you doing out here?" I hear Hayley ask as she sits down next to me. I and Hayley became really good friends. I told her everything about me and her. And she has now accepted the facts about her family. Also, we have almost the same sense of humor so that's good. Besides I'm one of the only ones that manage to handle her mood swings. She's over three months now and is starting to show.

"I'm just thinking..." I sigh, "How did you do it?"

"Did what?"

"Tell Santa Klaus he got you knocked up."

"I just told him. Wait! Are you pregnant?!" She asks loudly and I cover her mouth with my hand.

"Are you trying to get everyone to hear?! There's a room full of supernatural creatures in there ready to screech answers out of me." I tell her and she snorts but nods so I let her go.

"You need to tell Kol." She states.

"No shit, Captain Obvious," I say sarcastically "The thing is I don't know, how."

"Do what you do best. Wing it. Rip the bandage off, the faster the better." She says and I smile at her.

"I would consider that but... It's not as simple as I'm pregnant."

"You're what?"

"This just got a lot better than cupcakes."

I turn around to see Kai and Davina standing near the door and I groan. "Yes. And about those cupcakes. Do you have any?"

"Sorry, El. I'm eating for two too." Kai sighs and I give him a blank look.

"I think I'm gonna go guys." I tell them "Tell Care happy birthday for me. I really don't have the energy to socialize."

"Ellie if you need anything we're all here," Vina says and I smile slightly at her before disappearing and appearing in the Tree. I haven't been here in a while. It's good to be back.

That was how ended up spending a weekend in the Tree. I ignored everyone. Even Kol. I just don't know how to tell him. I'd even make a joke about my life but as it seems life beat me to it. Who in their right minds would give me twins? I honestly think the fates were high when they decided this. Honestly, I'll get over it. I just need to be overly dramatic first. And that is exactly what I did. When I finally came out of the tree was to find Kol in my room with a frown on his face. When he saw me however relief washed over him only to be replaced by worry and anger.

"Where the fuck were you?" He snarled as he came closer.

"So dramatic." I huff and he growls.

"You were gone for days. I thought something happened to you." He says angrily.

"It did, you asshole. You happened." I say fiercely with the same attitude.

"What? You're fucking angry at me? You disappeared for days and I'm the big fucking problem?!"

"First of all, I do what I want. Second of, if you're going to test my waters at least know how to swim" I tell him with a glare.

"What pray tell did I do?" He asks mockingly

"Everyone is getting pregnant and I'm here like 'oh shit, me too'. And it's all because of you, you asshole." I tell him loudly and he freezes.

"You're pregnant?" He mutters.

"Yes. I am. You knocked me up." I whisper and then my breathing increases and I start to gasp for air, "You're gonna leave me aren't you? I'm gonna be alone with two babies. I don't think I can do it.  And it's my fault. You're going to leave me... I'm sorry I'm not what you wanted..." I whisper as I fall on my knees on the ground. What the fuck is wrong with me? I thought I was over the panicking part. Just as I fall down on the floor a pair of arms wrap around me and push me into his chest.

"I'm not leaving you, darling. I'm here. Calm down..." He says lowly and I take deep breaths. "Alma, I don't care if you're pregnant. I'm here anyway. As I'll be here for the the- wait! Did you say, babies?"

"Hmhm. We're having twins Kol. A boy and girl." I tell him quietly.

"That's fantastic darling!  We're having twins!" he says happily as I lift my head to look at him.

"You're happy?" I ask him.

"I know it's early darling, but I love you. How could I not be happy?"

"I'm happy too" I whisper as I lean against him again.

"Why didn't you tell me sooner?"

" I didn't know-how. I'm scared."

"Why are you scared, darling? Nothing could hurt these babies." He says as he runs his hands through my hair.

"I just... What if we fuck them up and they turn out like...me?"

"How is that a bad thing? Alma, you're the strongest most caring person I know. And I'm sorry but if our kids are not at least a tad psychopaths they're disowned." He says seriously and I laugh.

"What if we're horrible at it?"

"We'll wing it, darling. Trust me they'll be fine." He says reassuring.

"We have to tell the others. Kai, Vina, and She-wolf know but the rest don't." I say.

"Let's just sleep first." He whispers, picks me up, and sets me on the bed as he also says there. I snuggle up to him and fall asleep as he rubs circles on my back. "I love you, darling."

***

"I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!" I exclaim to the mob in my living room. By mob I mean, Jer, Jen, Rick, Kol, Vina, Care, Ty, Kai, Liv, Luke, Klaus, Elijah, Hayley, Bon, Enzo, Stefanie, Rebekah, and Anna. Finn isn't here right now and I thank the Gods Bo Bon came. Everyone fell silent as they watched me stand in top of the table. I grinned at them and said, "I hereby warn you that due to pregnancy mood swings I could be crying or laughing or trying to kill you in the space of five minutes. The chains to my mood swings snapped. Run." I say and as the dumbfucks they are they didn't listen to me. In the next moments, after the info was processed, there was an outburst.

"You're pregnant?!"

"This is brand new information!"

"You knocked up my sister?"

"Our kids will be friends!"

"Am I the only one who took her advice seriously?"

"Look! Ty is already halfway through the door."

"You coward Lockwolf."

"I was gonna buy fries."

"Aww."

"Ok people. We're getting off track. Yes, I am pregnant. Yes, I was hit by the cliche wave. I'm having twins of the opposite sex." I say and another outburst happens.

"Twins?"

"Shot Godmother!"

"Cliche wave?"

"Five kids all in the same generation!"

"They'll be demigods!"

"OMG Kol plus Ellie equals mental creepy children that will feed on our guts and cut our heads!"

"So dramatic. I would just drown you in the pool or cut your spleen."

"Oh God my kid will be fucked in the head!"

"Ty I don't want a baby."

"You're not getting one Liv. Yet."

"Oh my God, you disgust me. That's my sister."

"And mine. Yet again I tried to kill her so..."

"Congratulations brother. You will do a great job at parenting."

"I agree."

"I'm so happy for you Kol! Both of you!"

"I'm happy for you El."

That was the gist of it. The thing was really messed up and I didn't understand the majority of the night but I do know that it was great and Bekah is already planning on all our kids to be best friends.

***

"I don't care which name it is. If it's a boy at least the middle name will be Peter."

"Seriously? Name Peter Parker?"

"Why not? I think it deserves a literal mic drop." Kai said with a smirk as he leaned back on his chair putting an arm around Vina.

"What about Elvendork. It's unisex." I said with a smirk. "We could have two of those Kol!"

"You are not naming my kids Elvendork. They'll be Mikaelsons, darling."

"And?"

"What about Jennifer?" Davina asks.

"Jennifer Parker?"

"I still think we'll have a boy," Kai says promptly.

"Fine then. What about Fred?"

"Fred Parker? I don't know D." Kai grimaces. We are seated at a table at the Grill eating lunch. If someone would label this they would call it a double date. I call it the reunion of the Core Witches Club (for short).

"What about James Mikaelson?" I ask Kol.

"That is actually not a bad choice darling. I'll admit. It's much better than Elvendork."

"And for the girl?"

"We could name her Nyx. I think Nyx herself would love it."

"Nyx Mikaelson? That does sound good. It's not revolting." Kai nods in agreement.

"James and Nyx don't go well," Vina says.

"Why not?" I ask.

"They're too different."

"What about Amara?" Davina asks and I grimace.

"That's the name of the original doppel."

"Oh"

"June?"

"June and James?" I grimace.

"We settled on James then?" Kol asks and I grin at him. "You could name her after the stars, darling. You do love them and it would be a sign of Nyx." Kol tells me and I beam at him.

"Actually I was thinking we could do that as a middle name. What about India Lyra Mikaelson?" I ask and his eyes lit up and he nodded.

"What about James?" Kol asks.

"James Henrick Mikaelson," I say.

"You want to name him after my brother?" He asks.

"Why should I be able to name the girl after my sister and you shouldn't?" I ask and he only grins in return.

"India and James Mikaelson? I like it. And I don't usually like things." Kai agrees and I grin.

"Now going back to little Peter Parker," Kol says with a smirk.

"I told you it has a nice ring to it Vina!" Kai exclaims.

"Fine, it can be the middle name of the child." She sighs and Kai grins.

"What about Silas?" I ask and they look at me weirdly "It's Kai's kid. I think the name is fitting. Besides Silas Peter Parker does not sound bad."

"I actually agree." Vina grins.

"Who's Silas?"

"This guy that we killed that was funny as hell but would release hell." I answer and he grins.

"What if it's a girl?" Vina asks. "I like Atlas."

"Ooh, that's a great name." I nod.

"Atlas Mia Parker," Kai says and we all look at him weirdly, "Mia means beloved. I know for sure the first one is going to be a boy but the next we never know."

"Next?" D asks shocked.

"I love you, Vina. I would love to have another kid with you." He smiles.

"What happened to you? You're so sentimental!" I exclaim.

"I know. You can't even imagine. The other day I was watching the Lion King and water started pooling out of my eyes..."

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