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It's October now. 10th of October. To be more specific Care-Bear's b-day. I know, I know major time skip. But, I'll tell you everything that happened.

The rest of the month of July was pretty simple. I and Kol were going strong and basically attached to the hip. Not that I minded. We weren't clingy if that's what you ask. We just hung out almost every day because he's now part of the group. He's also reinstated Friday night movie as pizza tradition into my life which was really sweet. I did have to change card game night with the Gods to Sunday but who cares?

Speaking of the group during the rest of July the only teen drama going on was Kai. Everyone was having a hard time getting used to him. Everyone but me, Kol, and surprisingly Davina (I'll tell you why afterward. It's really exciting!). But! After a while, Liv and Luke started treating him as a brother again. Though the relationship was more strained they started to relax and bonded on their hate for the Merge and hate for their father. BTW I also gave Kai magic and Davina volunteered to help him with it. She did a pretty good job *wink*wink*.

Jer, Anna, Care, and Ty (not surprisingly) were the first to warm up to Kai. Steffy was a bit wary of him but that's 'cause of his righteous behavior. Bore. The originals didn't like his confidence and strutting around. I on the other hand find it hilarious. Finally, Bon-Bon doesn't like him at all and Enzo is taking her side. They'll warm up to him. I'm pretty sure.

I will tell you though that I am getting along with Kai perfectly! He's awesome and he's becoming my best friend in the world. Apart from Care and Ty, of course. And Vina. Jer is my brother so it doesn't count. Bonnie... It's not a long story but we hit a rough patch. She thinks being a Goddess has come to my head and I don't care about human lives anymore. That is partially not true. She talks to me still but we don't get along like before. She'll come around.

Anyway, me, Kol, Kai, and Vina formed a club. Core Witches and Part other Stuff Club for Supernaturals. Or CWPSCS. It's actually not official but I'd like to think so. As the only Core witches around here, we usually practice magic together and hang out a lot. I also have been spending as much time as I can with Jer (When he isn't off with Anna), Care, and Ty. Jenna and Alaric decided to go travel as soon as August started. They needed a break.

As August started many things came along. The main one was Hayley Marshall's arrival. That caused a lot of drama. And if Klaus was involved heads rolled. Literally. He murdered a couple of people on the outskirts of town. But eventually, he came along and offered Hayley a place in their house. She and Elijah are together by now but that was only at the end of September that happened. Anyway, as promised Caroline was there for Klaus and they officially started dating. He confessed to me (I know! I felt like a royal counselor or some shit) and said that he was afraid Care-Bear would resent him for having a child with another. I told him to get his head out of his arse and see that Caroline loves him and she isn't going anywhere. The pregnancy wasn't mentioned to almost anyone because if word got out every one of the Orignal's enemies would come out here to get the baby. It's his weakness after all.

Another main thing that happened in August was the start of two relationships that I ship so hard the ships must be in China by now. They were.... Drum rolls, please... Liv and Tyler! And... Davina and Kai! WHO WOULD'VE GUESSED?! I DID! Ty and Liv hit it off immediately. They're so cute. But... Kai and Davina took a while to get over their bickering and Kai over his 'I don't care, I like being a sociopath so I don't love' attitude and actually admit that he and Davina are great together. They did have a surprise in September but I'm not telling yet!

Speaking of relationships, Bekah and Stefanie are going greater than anyone thought and something happened to them in August that was mainly my fault. But that something is happening a lot lately and you know why? Because we thought we knew vampy anatomy... Anyway I'm not there yet I was about to recall the moment Rebekah and I were having lunch. It went something like this:

"I'm really happy for Nick." She said with a half-smile. We were talking about Hayley and her baby and how Nick and she were going to pop out a tribrid into the world. "I just... I know this is a horrible thing to say but I wished it was me." She sighed.

"I wish you could have kids Becky. You deserve it." I smiled at her. Do you know what happened after that? Two weeks from that moment Rebekah Middle-Name Mikaelson was prego. Apparently, I did some Goddess juju and my wish came true. Rebekah wouldn't stop crying and thanking me and I was laughing at a pale sick Steffy. Cool Jacket was not ready for this. Thankfully he's snapped out of it by now and is now attending to his pregnant fiancee! I know! Klaus was furious at first seeing as Stefanie had knocked up his sister but after seeing her happiness he couldn't help but be happy too. Elijah, Finn, and Kol were also ecstasy. Kol was so happy for his little sister that the night he found out he made fireworks all over Mystic Falls that called the attention of the fire department that took a lot of convincing to back down.

Now the thing is... Remember how I told you that 'something' was happening a lot. Well, in the beginning, Vina also got pregnant. At sixteen (almost seventeen). Now, this case was more sensible and Caroline had to kick me out of the house so she could talk with D. After a lot of calming down Davina accepted her pregnancy but only told Kai a week later. She ignored him that whole week afraid he was going to leave her. It would be understandable if he did, they only got together and in less than two months were having a kid. To everyone's surprise, Kai only destroyed the entirety of the furniture of the house only to repair it again, grin at his girlfriend, and wrapped her in a hug. They are so cute. They do have their fights. Lots of them, mind you, but they're progressing.

September passed in a blur. Davina and Kai moved in together somewhere in town. I don't really mind with the address I just apparate there. Caroline and Klaus are going strong and already said the 'L' word! Yay! Rebekah is being kind of a control freak when it comes to her baby and if I swear too much I can't be next to her. Stefanie told Damon and the latter was really proud of his 'baby' bro. He's planning on returning by Christmas with Kitty Kat and her daughter. They're dating again but this time for real. Elijah is also really happy with his Elskan, Hayley. Jenna and Alaric returned and apparently, they eloped. Without fucking telling me. I was happy, mind you. But I'd've liked a warning. Me and Jer both would've. Anyway, everything is going smoothly.

Now talking about me. I'm about to be self-centered so listen carefully. In August me and Kol finally became public but everything was pretty much the same except the PDA. About a week in September I and Kol finally admitted we loved each other. It was really sweet. I think. Here's how it went:

I was sitting on my house's roof looking at the stars. I had just been in the Underworld to give every gossip to the Gods (not that they didn't know already). All of them are really happy for all of us. Even Thanatos showed some emotion. Great progress. I was looking at the stars when I felt someone sit beside me and I sat up to find Kol. I know how it seems. Cheesy and cliche. Under the moonlight and stars. Saying 'I love you'... Blegh. It wasn't like that. It was the new moon so none of that. I leaned my head against his shoulder and we stayed there in silence for a bit.

"What's with people popping out babies? Is it a trend or something?" I ask out of the blue and he laughs.

"I think it just happened, love." He shrugged.

"Well. I'm not sure. Maybe it's something we've been eating..." I mutter.

"WE?" Kol gasps, "Are you pregnant?"

"What?! No." I shake my head, "Wait. What would you do if I was?"

"Do you have to ask, darling?"

"It's just... I know we've only been dating for a few months and you could go. I couldn't blame you." I shrug.

"I love you." He says.

"What?" I asked shocked, "Here I was talking about an unborn child and you go springing that at me? You do know that's much worse. I can handle a baby, I'm not sure I can handle I love you."

"Seriously, darling?" He asks baffled.

"Nah. I just wanted to get a reaction out of you." I shrug with a laugh.

"You know, Alma, this is usually the part where you say something back." He tells me and I grin.

"Well, I love me too."

"Alma."

"Fine." I sigh dramatically, "I love you."

"I know." He grins.

"Don't be a jerk. That was the first time I told somebody I loved them!" I snap at him.

"Good." He said and then kissed me, "It was mine too."

That was sweet, wasn't it? Anyway moving on. Now we're entering the first week of October and the curse was set upon me at least that's what I'm trying to find out before going to Care's party. I'm seating in the toilet, fricking out of my mind. Because if, the test is positive... I'm fucked. Well, I was fucked. This is just the consequence of my own action. You're getting what I'm hitting at right? We have a plague in Mystic Falls. It's called cliches. And this is a major one. If I am... *whisper* pregnant *end whisper* then this is a whole major cliche. I mean, one, two, three, four pregnancies at almost the same time it's a lot to take in. I mean what the fuck happened? I tell you what happened. I fucked the biology of a vampy. I turned them fertile by accident and I don't know what else. The worst of it all is that except for Rebekah and Stefanie all the other relationships are either nonexistent or pretty recent. What if we all end up single moms. Like all our sperm donors left. We could create a club. Single Moms from the Cliche Wave of Mystic Fall 2010. Or simply SMCWMF 2010. Not that great of a name but it will make due. However, if one of those assholes up and leave I will personally hunt them down skin them alive, feed them their skin and then make leaves grow instead of skin to finally throw them in the Pacific.

Suddenly my alarm rings and I freeze. I take a deep breath pick up the test and see the answer. Well, fuck me sideways. I have been hit by the cliche wave. I have been cursed along with the others. I'm going to have a mini demigod and I'm totally unprepared.

I groan vanish the test go to my bed and fall asleep only to find myself in the Underworld. As I appear there I find myself on one of the Greek beaches in Santorini. It is truly mesmerizing but honestly, I'm not here to enjoy the sightings. I walk a bit and find both my parents sitting in lounge chairs.

"We know," Persephone said as Hades grumbled under his breath. Something about Cerberus and dementors (?) and Kol Mikaelson's head on a silver plate. But Persephone's statement was what broke me down and led me to a lot of rambling.

"How in fucking hell did his happen? I'm not even twenty yet and I'm bearing a child. A fucking kid is growing inside me. And what's with all the cliche? I just need to have twins and boom I hit the jackpot." I say and they exchange glances making my jaw drop "No! I have twins? What now, they're boy and girl?" They exchange glances again and I groan "Fucking hell couldn't you gods dial down the cliches? I mean that's so predictable. And how am I supposed to take care of two kids? How am I supposed to tell Kol? He's gonna freak. I'm gonna be alone. I'll drown myself in alcohol and my kids will grow up like Matty and Vicky. Who by the way I haven't seen in a long time. I wonder how they are... Urgh, that's not the point. How did this happen? Oh, God! What if it's like Percy Jackson and I won't be able to see my babies? What then? They're all I have. Kol left me, I drowned in alcohol and can't even see my kids. What the fuck just happened to my life?"

"Ellie, honey, you got to calm down. Breathe. Everything is going to be okay." Persephone says holding my shoulders and asking me to breathe which I comply and start to calm down. "Now listen to me. Kol doesn't even know yet and I know for a fact he wouldn't dream to leave you. Second of all, you will not drown in alcohol. Thirdly Zeus only did the in that Universe. I'm not even sure why. But your babies won't be taken away from you. As for why only the fates know. But we will be here for you Alma. Every step of the way." She says and presses a kiss to my forehead.

"As for all the cliche, I give you my sentiments," Hades says and I snort, "Now calm down. It's bad for my grandkids."

I smile up at them and all I can see is love in their eyes. They're my family now. Also, I need to tell Kol and maybe kick his ass for knocking me up. Also, I need to go to Care's party.

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