DEATHRACE2010

We here the rumble a humming motor engines reve up as it begins purr starting of low and then l reving  up as it pick up speed, cogs lifting  in fast motions up and down,  its speed quickly picking   up with every flip of the switch  and rev of the motor, it's Iner workings heating up more in more in increasing heat as all its parts are pulled toward the edge up going faster and faster until-

We just hear and unsatisfied groan echo through the dingy hotel room

The room smelled of cheep booze and sweet flavored cigarettes. The dim lighting adding nothing to the horrible ambiance. As outside you could hear the lively and rambunctious inhabitants of denten city mull about in their affairs. The sounds of sirens loud dog barks just dulling the mood even more in the uncomfortable dinky hotel room.

The older woman was still hovering above him as she crooned with a high pitch voice as if to make her seem more feminine "Dude, you're one hardcore angel. You get my motor running" She finally toppled over to the side making the wanky  dirty matters creak under her sudden movement. with small satisfied sigh putting up a hand up to her now sweaty brow in a swooning motion "plus don't sweat it little man what you got right here ain't mileage, I got experience"

The blond boy however wasn't really amused. feeling utterly catfished and his wallet empty, his growing dissatisfaction in the events that just happened and the woman's patronizing tone doing nothing to qualm his growing anger just leaving his eyebrow to twitching with  annoyance

As he scoffed reaching over to move to a much more dryer spot on the already soiled mattress as he stared at the dumb bimbo that was tonight's company he keeped "How is this fair? Look how many times you've come, I've only squirted once and it wasn't that far"he harrumphed at the black bobed woman who laid next to him.

The lady clearly done with his sass just ignored him as she whipped her hair and turned her nose up at him, the only thing she did was  lean on to the head board with a pillow as she begin to light a cigarette clearly out of it "Look I dig the hole leather cat woman thing you got going on, but those pics of you had the wall wharping around you"

"Hmmmfr some men don't know a real figure when they see one" the older lady grumbled turning out the blonde boy turning in the tv and counting the dollar bills she got with her red painted finger nails.

She smirked taking the cigarette out of her mouth to puff out a large cloud of smoke into the blonds face as she teased " You know what, babe? You're more like a devil than an angel"she purred in a sotto voice and squeaky giggle as if her joke was actually clever.

His eyebrow just twitched again as he stared at the tv "Real fucking profound" the dark haired woman didn't take his snarky comment to heart and continued"When that little thingy on the screen said hot singles in your area this isn't what I expected-Oh What's going on here?"

Now turning to actually pay attention to the commotion happening on screen. A frantic news man is seen as he yelled out in a panicked tone
"This is an incwedible turn of events! If you're just joining us, an unwanned sports car has somehow run a wiot! The police are currently redirecting traffic!"

We see a live news broadcast up on the screen a large race car speeding down the road as a baby blue jeep is hot persute, the hot red race car not giving up as it menuvers around it slamming into it every now and then trying to get the persistent little car of its track.

The police don't seem to be not to far as the sound of blaring sirens follow, many police cars hot on both vehicles tails as the news helicopter broad casts the hole thing live as the blond boy screeched out a shrill mocking laugh "Hahaha! that thing looks faster then the hunk you got parked outside"

As the perky black haired woman rises up to defend her self with an indignant huff "No way! Nothing can outrace my ride! Wait, what? "

The  laid beep from his phone calls his atención as he turns a little beam of light blinking from his palm into a little angel phone as he speaks into the little device with little to no emotion "This is Boxer "

"Where you at?!" He can hear garters voice boomed loudly in his ear "I am... uh... " he glanced down at the lady almost falling asleep with a sigarette sloping from her fingers."...visiting the elderly at a nursing home" he lied through his teeth picking at his finger nails " Don't you fucking lie to me! You're at that Immoral Hotel!"the preacher lady's voice shrills through the phone as boxer winces at the loudness before lazily smiling  "Shit. Whoops, I got another call"

" Boxer, are you watching TV?!"Socks voice rings out from the phone in the background you can hear people screaming. And the familiar sounds of a (h/c) haired girl screaming in slight panic.

"Nope. So, what's up?" He plainly replied popping the P in nope with apathy as he scratched at his ear."You followed some stupid fucking pop up again didn't you?! Get your skank-ass out here and help us!"sock yells in outrage through the speaker you can hear a loud boom and screaming in the background and mass sounds of destruction.

Boxer ruffles his blond hair in annoyance at his  brother talking at him as he squints at the tv screen 
" Fine, I'll go. Jesus, calm down! It's not like this lady is rocking my world or anything!" As the lady sat up and a scorned at the boy a she boasted pompously
"I wasn't kidding boy, My bike is wicked fast"as boxer dressed himself in rush not looking back at the black haired woman "Yeah, guess what ? Learning little new trick here and there  doesn't hurt. Oh, thanks for the ride" He just winked twirling the keys in his hand as he placed sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, Not looking back as the jacked seems to flow behind him

"I should say that to you!"

We now see what all the yelling was about boxer wasn't the only one we see with " hot fast ride" as a doughy ghost decided to steal a hole ass race car and decide to go a Gallilion miles per hour clocking in speeds that lived literal crowded of people just to go faster. Causing pedestrians to topple over themselves as it raced past

"Get out of the way, losers! That means I'm gonna run your asses over! Hahahahahaha! And no one can stop me!"the ghost cackles maniacally as he rams into another car. Causing mass pandemonium
The  only ride seeming to keep up being the baby blue jeep, with a little emo boy at the wheel and a (h/c) haired girl in the back seat.

"He's run over everyone on his path, spiwing the blood of numerous innocent victims! It's an alarming case of woad wage!" The  reporter  squealed out with a lisp  a spray of spit coming out of their mouth.

"That ass hole, when it says that "hot singles in your area @birthax9 living 4 miles away" it's obviously not real!!" The goth grumbled out with pure rage ramming into the race car with full force as the car cackles maniacally.

"Well what is he gonna do, not go?" The other angel yelled out the wind practically whipped in her ears holding on to their cutie undead companion on for dear life as see through keept up the pase of the rambunctious race car as the goth boy sighed with immense disappointment "Shit your right hill dick down any thing " the goths frustration just fulling his drive as then chooses ofence

"Come on!"he grumbled once again trying to land a hit on the super fast vehicle "hah you aint the first little twink goth boy  to try push me around, lets see if you can keep up baby!" They speed  through almost every highway in denten City rushing through every road they could

Meanwhile our little blond boy is currently trying to go about the big heaping crowed area of red white and blue raging cop cars as they were currently "helping" by hot pursuing our red foul mouthed driver.

"yo you mind"said boy knocks on one of the coops windows as he try is to navigate the mass that is their formation as the cluster of vehicles literally not letting anyone get anywhere with their group in the way.

"Yo move it  it or loose it dude"

"Shut up I ain't talking to someone with more firm tits that then a  women. 10.4 keep in pursuit of the red vehicle ". As the cops  tighten the formation literally pushing the blond back by force as they literally continued to drive as some cop cars piled up on to one another.
     "Wah-hey!"

Finally popping out at the end scrambling to get his feet on the petals as they threw  him of his balance
"ugg pigs wont get out of my way" he scoffed with a glare as he stepped on the gas.The blond  boy grumbled with annoyance,  but not before his eyes zooming in on that stood at the front of the mall their closing in on with a thoughtful hum.

the ghost taunts the in coming cops by  wiggling his tongue as the chase continues As they  now are seen switching it up and crashing through a mall, pushing over fountains, Karen's you name it.

Now our  angel  was rocking a new set of boots and a hat finally being able to ride properly humming a little  country song to him self as he road through the rooftop a way  from the crowed of little piggies. Civilians screaming out in terror as they try not to get trampled.

His ears peeking at the sounds of crashes and screams as literal cartoony plumes of smoke seems to appear with the damage, the blond letting a cat like smirk appear on his lips

"Bingo"

"Haha not even close !" The race car cackled

The blond came crashing in  from the ceiling gliding down the staircases until he finally lands down to the bottom floor below, landing right next to he ghost car and ramming into it to make space. The both speed about as boxer greets the girl of the group with tip of his hat and a cheeky "Howdy there" in a mock souther accent.

She's not as amused as he hoped shed be as she gives him a once over and snarks lightly "Where were you been at cowboy ?" He's not deterred tho as he sends her a teasing wink and a casual "Oh you know around~"as he then turned his smug remarks to the speeding bullet of a ghost beside them "Hey, what's up, shit-pickle? So where are you off to in such a fucking hurry?"he asked  casually with a smile

"Who the hell cares where I'm off to? As long as I get off! Ooh yeah, good one! That means "ejaculate" specifically!"He howled nastily and moved his head in a little dance, like a birdy eager to show of their own pretty plumage as he wiggled about.

The angel smirked at the dumb ghost. This job was gonna be a piece of cake he thought cockily "Yeah, I got that. Trust me, cleef-breath, if there's anything I understand, it's a big-O"

The goth just now noticed the blonds sudden appearance as he reached up so he could be seen as he called out with fury "It's about time! Did you let every girl jump your bones on the way over!?
Socks wails in anger looking over at his brother riding a motorbike.

"Do you guys know each other ?" The cleef breathed ghost asked, The three ignoring the little douche bag too immersed in their own conversation to give a fuck of what came out of his stinky mouth.

"I didn't, but I'd make and exception for the little lady in the back there !" He spoke confidently with a quick lick  of his lips the cowboy hat on his head slightly tilting down as he got into position as leaned back to grab his actual boxers from his back pocket. The (c/h) girl in the blue jeep simply blushing lightly at his comment before scoffing and getting back into position to handle the speeding ghost menace.

The ghost just merely let out roaring laughs laughs at the display. As he stared down at the blond with a gigantic grin "Get a load of this " he mocks before
The ghost trams over to boxer aggressively y almost throwing the blond off as he mocks him as he repeats the motion over and over almost gleefully as his tongue flails wildly.

"Oh yeah bro take it off! Let's see who's packing the bigger punch  ! Which means who has the bigger dick!" The ghost nastily shouted out liking at its own pointy teeth as the (h/c) teen called out with angry and disgusted huff "kinky much??" as the car let its engines purr as it stared her down  almost in a predatory ways "you ain't  seen nothing yet baby!" He cackled out as she huffed angrily as socks grumbled out  with an irritated twitch of his brow "I'm so beating this little bitch boys ass" as the (h/c) tried to get closer to slash at the racing monster but to no avail "I can't land a hit on him!" she calls out as her hair whips around from the velocity they  were driving at.

"Come on himbo let's se if you last another round"the ghost screeched with glee as his meter ran higher.They swirled out of the pathway racing past  and into a clothes shop one the race car Ramming  into the border  trying to shove him off while  the two in the other car was keep up as a certain goth boy wasn't to keen on helping his brother.

The crash through other shops and By the time they make it out of the shops of the boxers bike was a mes of clothes and nick nacks  he can hardly drive  drowning in junk his emo brother finding  this ever so amusing deciding to rub it in with a snarky laugh and a "that's  what you get for being late you horn dog " the blond doesn't pay attention as he looks down at his palm as her try's to shake of the junk that pilled on to him "Hold up where my boxers go??"

"Gah whats on my face "came the annoying grating voice of the ghost the blonds boxer shorts were on the ghosts face ! His boxer rapping over every part of the ghosts head even in its mouth!  As the blond screams over at Him "Agh pull that out of your mouth right now you gross fuck!"

"Bet you never said that before"the goth snidely claps back as the blond shoved him to the side in a rush "Move over! go see through go!"he yelled as the (h/c) haired girl clutched on to her seat tighter as The chase continues as the narration from the helicopter can finally get a shot on the action as he calls out enthusiastically.

"It looks as though the Angels y/n boxer  and Socks  anarchy, have finally joined forces and they're determined to catch this otherworldly monster! Wait, we may not need our angelic assassins after all! Our convoyed police cars are closing in on the creeping coop from behind!" They rejoice.

They opened fire as literally ever cop was parking near , shooting anything and everything they could just to make  damage, the bullets seem to be whining to way done on him as the car begins to slow

"What the hell ?? Tour totally stealing our jobs you thief's"! Screams boxer from the side of the car.
But the racer car had enough literally propelling the bullets Bacck not even leaving a dent as he un cooly hollers our "Take this that means suck it coppers !" A she races down the highway.spinnig the remaining cop cars into a crashing frenzy and turning into a hail of mass destruction.. 

coming ramming down the road as they make a turn onto the peaceful street knocking every unfortunate soul that had the inconvenience of standing there that very day! But the people didn't get a moments peace before the police cars also came turning the corner at alarming speeds so much so some of them crash's into a blazing circle Made up of  explosions of  ash and smoke!

Eh I'm sure there fine

However the angels wouldn't be so fine though all of them yelling at the cop cars falling though the air and coming down straight at them, taking a moment to yell and howl on to each other for dear life before boxer screams swerving them in every direction trying not to get hit by a in coming cop car, chuck and honekoneko now just holding on for dear life at this point their furry little heads with all their hair springing up in fear

Them having no option but force through as a billion guns fall from the sky hailing down on them like mini asteroids. The teens Yelp and scream as they force through, boxer pushing though with record breaking speeds

As our ghost rider cackles up a storm we see what the police force was actually cooking up a large barracade of all sort of coops bling the way as they come to an inverted fork in the road with no way out

This clearly dosnt turn him down, quite the opposite actually as he howls with laughter "What this a barricade who do y'all think y'all are the spartan army ?" He amps up his speed growing faster and faster

"Ima Gladiate  the the fuck out of you doughnut eating dip shits "

The swhirling  whirlwhind of cops turning into a literal cop lpile up  by one ramming into one another, sadly all for nothing though as he's perplexed out of the pile by pure force alone and explosive boom as hes sent flying through the air.

They all look on in wonder as he's sent flying though it's quickly shot down as they see what he's reduced to when he spots them, our big mouthed friend turning into nothing but a small twitchy ghost cube in the side of the road  like a roach begging for mercy after trying to kill it with hair spray

Boxer sighs in content shuffling his pants lightly to be more comfortable with a content smile "Ah life in the fast lane you just finish quicker" he snarks with a Cheshire grin"That means your dead" the goth lifts up his blade to strike down but a arm grabbing at his makes him quickly stop "Hold up lemme get my boxers first! "

"What guys he's getting-"

"Hehe suckers " the little turd munched giggled as he crab scuttled away

"Away"

The little freak literally growing new spider like limbs and scuttling away he Giggles and clicks as he goes under the belly of a large semi truck it begins to quiver and shake as it takes a new from steel shooting out of the egsost out pipes and the revving up the engine as it powers on on ghostly energy

"The monster car now a monster truck"
The engine lights up  it explodes as his cackling ride rage rampage continues speeding of as fast as posible ramming into oncoming traffic

"That's not good" the three angels chorus

"You are are aware this is your fault right" the (h/c) girl huffed out a she tried to keep her hair out of her face looking him. "I'm aware sweetenes,that doesn't mean I'm gonna let sock destroy my silk boxers, that shits expensive""Yeah so what now ?" His brother asks un impressed

The blonde buffs and then looks back letting a slit fly surprised hum. the road ྀི covered entirely in the little piggies guns and all chuck panting in excitement as the little zipper pretends to be driving, he lets out another him as you see a little light bulb go off on his idy bitty brain

"I got an idea but y'all gotta trust me on this one"

His rampage continues the copper going we we all the way home as they abandon all their cars and gear as they scramble to get away "Time for past back you scumbag piggs witch I'm saying since you all cops !"
His train of thought getting cut of mid ram as he hears a voice yell

"Hey fat ass" boxer yelled out, you can practically hear the smile in his tone

"I have an idea why don't you let me lighten your load "hes jumping form cop car to cop car shotting a hand gun, ready and packing a hole lot more led
he knew he couldn't reach  his nasty as face so with a spring and a little flip boxer twist his body to the back of the truck making the landing grabbing all the guns he can go fix the problem as he springs on to the top of the moving truck with penash.

The news copter finally spreading again to catch up, the announcer literally their hung at the mouth at getting this recorded

"Are we wrolling !?!"

BRAAH

"OUGH!"

CLANK CLANk

"YOU GOT NOTHING"

BUDABUDA

"OH SHIT"

BBBRRRRrRrrrr

"EXEPT THAT! GOD DAMIT "

BRANG BRANG BRANG

Boxer whips guns of all shapes and sizes, not treat this guy look like the kind to think that size mattered, each one leaving holes all over the damaged vehicle, the violent sounds of gunfire pulling the whole scene together as he the racer ghost wails out.

"THAT HURTS"

"That mean ow motha ducking ow"

"Fuck yeahhh- wa a shit this one too"

He wails and begs and squalls for mercy as boxer continues to masacrate the vehicles engines. The racer ghost doing nothing more than grunting and groaning in pain as it tries to speed away.

His rampage coming to a stop once he realized his new little toys were now fully out of Amo just tossing  the earth gun with a huff before throwing it away with a shrug before catching wiff of something foul. He lifts his hands to his nose as he gags "Ah hmmm-ah ugh gross ! gun powder smell like old hag stank"
The angel whined flapping his hands slightly trying to get the stink off

furious was stil in pained speed but then feeling the assault of bullets come to a pause as he looked at the angel up top

Then with a sigh plopping his little body on the top of the truck, the fast and not so furious seeing this wasn't happy and started making jabs at  boxer how ever didn't give a rats ass laying down at the tops seeming to try not to doze off as he kicked his little legs behind him

Then noticing there in the distance as the wind whipped by their speed a baby blue jeep us rushing the other way

the roads now blocked of the cops finally having litsend to the angels as they now can do their jobs,sock standing at the front of the baby blue jeep, his colorful hair whipping in the wind his glare never leaving the trucks forms as he held his katanas in his hands, ready to strike.

"Keep me steady kay?"

"On it"

then looking at the truck slimmly little head as he hurled insults at them

Obviously he didn't hear his nasty quips and the dark boy didn't care to listen his gaze never faltering the wind whipping in his ears as his coat and hair flew in the wind as they raced down the high way.

The (h/c) nervous but not deterring trusting the gothic boy as she pulls trough the keep slowly picking up sped as he prepares as they both prepare to attack

"You got some massive balls! "

"Now!"

It was faster then lighting and with a loud clash

The (h/c) switch the vehicle to the side The goth bend his body slightly back as his blade cuts through the side of the truck like cake, the scratching of the metal combining with the racers wails, its a jagged yet quick cut, hes finaly falling  down over the lege of the road

As he sliced us ghost body falls as he but barely get to scream out "Shove it up your egsost  pipe! That means ass!"

"Y/n let's  go home already"

Chuck letting a chuck of  agreement

The blonde boy tailing  the group as his body's pressed up the front of the news copter coming up on the other side of see through

"You ripped up my boxers didn't you !?! They were expensive you owe me a new pair!! " the blond tried to raise his fist to show his outraged mood but quickly scrambling to put it back in the helicopter glass to keep him up

The goth boy paid him no mind however just turning to his brother with a confused pout
"Hey we killed the damn ghost whats the deal ? "
Looking around in confusion
"The bell should be fucking  ringing by now ?"

"Yeah that's weird ". The blonde and the (h/c) haired girl chorused

The two were caught off by that same obnoxious voice and the sound of a train Whithsle can be heard going off,  for what seems like the hundredth time the ghost pull up in all his not glorious red and black glory

"Are you kidding me round three" the goth boy sighed with an eye twitch

"I'm just getting stared" he cackled as he turned his whole body into his ultimate ghost form

"Oh yeah well I can't go in for hours so bring it on buddy! I got stamina for days!" The blond called out with a cocky smirk

"Boy we get it you're a massive slut!now can we focus!!!"the girl of the group screamed over the sound of our annoying ghost friends laugh.

"Hey you think you can get me close in enough to grab ahold of my boxers" he yelled taping on the glass

The curly haired white lispy news anchor quickly doing a goofy double take as everyone turns to the bizarre blond who's mooning their camera

"Wait your going commando under there !?!"

"Enough with the questions fuzz ball move it " he slammed his hand on the glass his face showing no patience some of the men inside quivering in slight fear as his eyes seem to pierce their souls as he holds the gun up to the glass

"We can't air this can we "

"Are you kidding thwis is gold just keep wolling!?!"

"hang on"socks let out  yell holding onto her tightly as she quickly maneuvers on top of the train, see though keeping up speed with ease, boxer finally jumping down in an atemp to grab at his boxers, sadly with a jerk of speed his foot slipped him scrambling to hold on to the front of the train

Insert the fast and furious "speed" speech some were around here

they al get se close, but they don't even come close everyone being launched back as he goes as fast as possible

All the while his insolent rambling continued the angels try  to keep up the pace ( y/n ) and socks trying their best to stay on top, FANSFs speed going so fast see through was barely keeping up the pace, som much so his going so fast the whips the winds are coming in delayed, launching sivilans high up to the sky.

As his innuendo rambling continued all while the angels could do was hang on for dear life and hope for the best .

"He's so disgusting" the baby blue yes boy groaned through his teeth as he  squishes chucks little body trying to keep hold

The blonde letting out a little surprised noise once he realized how they were still hanging on

Then noticing how his little stretchy friend seemed to cartoonishly hoked on to the  tip of the horn of the train his little body stretching at great length

The little angel letting out a Cheshire like grin

"Chuck you know I Learned a valuable lesson today from a very hot heroine, that no mater man or woman it doesn't matter the speed, but how flexible and stretchy they are "Chuck catching on quick flails and cleavers to get a way but put into a tight grip by the blue eyed angel

"You ready "

He literally uses him as a weird like bungdy cord once the length is right the sponge them delve back all the way to the front of the train Boxer reaching out and grabbing his boxers along the way

"Where you going himbo"

"Oh you want some more ?"

He twist his body now facing the way of the flying mid air, his boxers ྀི taking form of his angelic guns

"Don't worry I'm coming back !"

And then twisting fully his cowboy boots slamming Dow full force onto his smug little face the ghost wailing out in pain, the glass shatering on impact goe black ghost blood seeping out "Yeah I'm done here it not me it's you , you ain't my type anyway "

"Repent mother fucker "click

"Guess this is my sto-

BOOM!

The hole train slams into one of those stops thingies at the end of the track sending the destroyed train flying all the way in the air

"Shit didn't think that through"

Before making an noise in surprise as see through comes barreling through the car jumping from car to car as the cargo bit falls, the (e/c) eyed girl  keeps driving across the falling cargo cars

"I got you two"

The blonde falling flat on his ass into the back  seat as the car swerved the two boys helping and woahing as the car gains some nice speed out of harms way

And just like that the bell tools

The day is saved

And another ghost has be vanquished by this Earthly plane

"So how many are there"

"Four heaven"

"And even with the bonus it still ain enough "

"Excuse you, we thought you were enjoying yourself"the (e/c) girl smugly smiles

"Nah sweets, speed is fine and all but without the right person and the right technique what's the point"

"is the gospel told by these angels filled  the light of hope or the darkness of despair

the people live their live un aware of what appear here in the city between heaven and earth"

Authors note: this chapter was really holding me back you can see as I loose steam the more the bit goes on, but now this chapters done

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