Sex and the danten City

Darknes

for miles all you can see is darknes

Daten city

looking more Nefarious than
Usual. the dark sky looming over head with a single plane crossing through the midnight sky as then it spontaneously combusts as people below wail in fright at the gargantuan mummy like creature that looms over the innocent civilians. A sight of pure tragedy and utter hopelessness and horror

we hear the loud boom and crash as another ginormous ghost brings pain and havoc across the street,men and women alike running of in fear and terror

whos is there to stop them

All brought to a massive halt thanks to our devoted heroes

Dainty manicured hands swirving the pink jeep into the side of the large creature doing a fancy swift swerve into the creature's side, she smiles in triumph and pushes the hair out her face as the blond of group chimes in

the smoke surrounding the small car finally reveal the three very stylish individuals inside as the look around in there dark shades even though they clearly shouldn't cause it's dark as hell outside

"I don't see no ghost" boxer pulls up his glasses lamely the large creature wedged into a building behind them the angels are none the wiser as socks lamely retorts in a sing song "who you gonna call mother bitches" and they sprung into action.

Starring

Cross aka y/n

We see a scene of the girl on top of what appear to be a tall building a pointed balcony with intrigued gargoyle like statues at its rim and art deco design and architecture lining the walls,with her sword clutched into one hand, her hair and fancy dress whip around dramatically as the wind around her soars, a large fluffy like ghost with a stupid captains uniform towers over her as it lets down a roar, practically making a large gust slightly push her but she stands her ground, her glare hardens , she swings her sword back and forth as it charges with holy energy suges around the blade

Boxer

We see the blonde in what appear to be a club sequence the blond surrounded who back around dancer he leans back as the girls hold on to his sweaty body as the crowd cheers and cram closer to him in to the stage

And sock's

We see what appears to be sock holding one of his katakana with a firm girl his eye closed, he shift the blade as his eyes open with a slash, his weapon dosnt slash into flesh, cut into perfect slices of cake

The dramatic lighting and tone dosnt relent as even as he munches on kitten shaped form fondants the movie still makes it look bad ass as hell

SEX AND THE DANTEN CITY

We then see a scene of all the warriors, the screen shows spilt screen as the charge at the huge ass ghost

The fire slash and cut as the screen flashes

The ghost then goes up in a movie like explosion finally defeated

They rise up from the ashes unscafed though as the public come out form their hiding places surrounding the angels

Just as they look in pride of one another smiling at each other and then to the crowd a building not to far off suddenly sprout a galleon eyes and buff beefy arm

The crowd that once surround them look on behind them in fear

Our heroes look up to gasp out in Shock

How could this be

What would they do ?

Come to the premier and they'll show you

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Billboards, sex and the danten city bus crashes into us, to die by your side would be a heavenly way to die it's says on its side, crowds form fan girls and fan boys flock to the streets talking about the hot new movie about to hit the town

All of this bravado and cool action scenes actually just being a movie. The whole sequence being nothing but a promotional trailer for the angels new money making venture. Their very own original movie sex and the daten city., With our female protagonist playing their dutifully devoted side kick. A role she quite practically took solely for the money.

The whole scheme of course being the idea of the egocentric blond of the group in an effort to get fame and easy access to more earthly pleasures he was banished for indulging in the first place. But despite the blonds unethical logic that with the money they would make off of his fame would give them enough money to buy their way back into heaven. Here he found himself being pampered and spoiled after his most latest photo shoot.

"thats it boy "mick yelled practically drinking from his lips as he shouted with gusto cameras flash and people scramble all around trying to make the photo shoot perfect, wardrobe, make up, and more

"give me mysterious "one camera flash and then he's looking all detective noir

"now give me puppy"another flash and we see very much boy next door Super rom com esque look

"your angry" the next looking very much macho in the ring type tag in sweating buckets and bleeeding but not having done anything in the slightest but hey he's go the boxer gloves and shorts so there's something there

"she is yours and you are hers "
Another flash and suddenly confused y/n appears only to disappear second after

Another one is just him gazing at him self fully thought an arrangement of mirrors
"soften the eyes"

"YES YES YES GOD YOURE IN FIRE BABY" quite literally as weirdly enough they have boxer pose in slightly bare cowboy attire as the have special effect in the back round, her turns to the photographer with a smirk sticking a pose
"This good for you"

The crowd behind the camera all is and ramble yes as the photographer also sporting a same nose bleed chucklespushing his forged up glasses back into place as he give a sinister smile "save a horse ride a cowboy my boy, save horse riiide a cow boyy "

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Staff twitters about powdering his nose and singing praises some even following along with extra clothes "You were unbelievable boxer " the sleazy man rejoiced as the blond flicked at his hair with a flourish and a pompous tone "tell me something I don't know and then let me go shopping" the man sweat drops a little " that's gonna have to wait till next week right now you have 3 commercials for hair products, a talk show with four bitter lesbians and then you need to make an appearance at a party" the double automatic doors open to reveal a slew of people all screaming his name, the. Eager crowd even going as far to make gigantic banners to get his attention, the blond smiles and as he signed autographs of the cheering crowd he commented" good I'd also like to break a window and design a trashy teen clothing line that promises that with my clothes it will help poor unsavory boys actually get laid" the sleazy intern snaps his finger with a toothy grin "that the best idea I've ever heard in my entire life ! I'm gonna pencil that shit in right now"

"i want to go write a book people just need to know more about me and how hard it is to be me, i mean i had to be born, keep living , and stay alive it's exhausting" the blond whines as the grouped shove a bunch of things like sweets,magazines and a screen in his face in an effort to make him feel better

The pencil pushers and the assistant all nod at the same time as they write in their little note books "I couldn't agree more baby, the public need to know how totes relatable you are"

the intern quickly relaying some important info to the bodyguard nearest to him. The blond winks as the cameras flash " you know what else I wanna make a cd I'm tired of all these rumors staring and I'm sick of being followed and I need to sing about it" the inter groaning in agreement "oh I can't imagine of a better way of getting the public to leave you alone! We'll get the finest producer don't you worry"

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"Courageous. And handsome are the words to describe the young and up coming star/ sex symbols who has fully cleaned his image. No more dangling babies over balconies or breaking windows boxer has made a new fresh start." Sock read out loud with his usual scowl and the crumpled and put away the magazine with a huff "shit balls he is not that innocent, come on" with just a spoon full of pudding his mood does a complete one eighty his cheeks flushing a bubbly pink and a satisfied groan,as he rushes to document it on his blog ever the internet and sweets enthusiast. He sat in the churches living room in his new tailored suit he got just for the occasion. Honekokeko also wearing a small bow tie to match his look

"Socks are you ready ?! Boxers gonna be here any minute" the voice of the female of the group chimes in from the hallway he scoffs with a role of his eyes "I've been ready sheesh-" he halts his whines as she come into view wearing heals and a flashy yet flattering dress "is it too much ? Floof made it for me and they were raving how I should look the part for the event" she confessed with an embarrassed tint to her cheeks as his grew darker he looked away and "you look nice" he said plainly with a poker face as she grew a surprised yet amused smile on her lips "woah that was actually a compliment!" She teased as his ears grew now red with anger (or so he thought) as he harrumphed "is said fine! Don't Go fucking putting words in my mouth" the dorbell rang "ah! That must be him" "ten thousand year later.. that whore"

The limo was truly a bite of luxury while staff waited on boxer hand and foot you and socks were seated on the other side you holding the green zipper like creature in your arms for comfort to ease your shaken nerves. Socks combs at his duo colored hair with a calm look as he called out "hows it going over there boxer ?"

The girl of the group was typing away at her phone, the little device having wings and a little halo, a gift from the her Cotten tailed mentor. She was texting the pink winged bunny the very moment "might be a little late to the movie theater!! Call you when I get there"

"Just fine actually, how's it feel ridding off of my success??"the blond asked with a self satisfied smile as one of his many interns passed him another snack feeding him like a Roman nobal "please this whole shit stained ordeal you've been up to to promote this movie has been fucking ridiculous.. " the goth scoffed. As the blond grew a smirk most mean "not as ridiculous as this wack ass commercial" on the computer next to the blond s snacks a video played of socks promoting a strange type of donuts from some pastry brand. They had the shorte male dance around in a donut ring costume with little donut monkeys as they chanted to eat their donuts,The blond cackled kicking his feet like a maniac

"Fuck me slowly with a chainsaw that's fucking hilarious"

He didn't dignify the blinds remark by looking at him, he sorts a serious expression with his eyes closed fixing him self an extra sugary cup of Coffey

"Please glazed donuts are so last season and bottom tier on the stature of supiror pastry's anyway I just decided not to sell out anymore"

"Yeah and that's code for you sorry ass got fired"

"Not fucking quite, I just like keeping things in the dl that's all" the girl of the group scratched under chucks chin as his little zipper tail wagged with glee"aren't you selling out technically boxer ?" The blond sipped his expensive looking drink and smirked "if Selling out stands for hot and heavy photo shoots that make me a fortune than sure guilty as charged" he sighed as one of his associates massaged at his shoulders as his eyes squinted with great mischief as he stared at the girl of the group "wanna be in the next one?" He purred like cat.

She sweat dropped at the thought and shook her head with a weary smile he sighed with fake disappointment "guess my pampered white ass is gonna have to get famous without yall"

Socks typed quickly on his computer as he huffed "that reminds me, be sure to te tell the ushers to get you an extra seat to spread that white pampered ass on".

The grand event was crowded with so many people you could assume half the world was there. The daten city theater a lot more lavish and fancy than the female of the group expected given that daten city wasn't known for their good cinema.

Boxer stood infront of the large crowd and with practiced ease pops his collar and with a flourish waved to the crowd with a gran wave "thank you all so much for coming here tonight" the paparazzi flashing the trio with thier professional cameras all wanting to get a good shot. The trio stood in unison socks waved a gentle hand at the crowd with a demure smile "We've been so exited for this day" boxer took the mic in his hand and per the girl angels request she did not speak. The blond taking no issue in being the focal point in the spotlight as he dressed the crowd once more

"Some might say we're only in it for the money but that's only partially true we do this all for you all" the crowd went absolutely crazy the flashing lights probably giving people in the crowd epileptic shock. As the host of the event walked out with a leisurely stride "can you believe ladies and gentlemen!! Roman Polanski was released from prison just so he could direct this risqué film ! Sex and the daten city is a real hit !!" Boxer was quietly chatting up the ear of the girl angel of group about having more of a stage presence for their next film escapade when suddenly- "and also marks Mr boxers on screen debut" the honey blond clenched his fist la in anger and turned to the man with a menacing scowl "did you just suggest that this was my first time for anything schlong breath!" He pulled at the man's collar with a death like grip, if there one thing the blond hated more than not ending his night with bang was someone assuming his inexperience with anything risqué. He got up in the man's face as the layers sweat dropped profusely "do you have any idea who i am ?! I make movies all the time ! This is number 2 ya dick"

The crowd and his fellow angels stared on in shock (socks not really since he had been dealing with the blond's attitude since birth.. conception..?? However angels are made smh..idk) "boxer calm down !" The (h/c) girl scolded gently trying to stop the blond from doing anything brash, but he paid her no mind as he snaped his fingers and called out into the crowd "bring it on chuck myster!" The female angel staring in shock as chuck scampered up the stage and into boxers grip with a slobbery pink tape in his mouth. This couldn't be any good.

Socks just glared his ideal glare and asked with a deadpan "what exactly did you just pull out from your ass ?" But boxer ignored his comment as he bashed chucks head into the stage as (y/n) asked hesitantly "Boxer what exactly is that ?" He smirked pompously "Trust me sweetness you'll love this, it's cinematic masterpiece"

You face blushed a deep crimson as cry's of shock and appalled rang from the audience from behind your hand coming quickly to cover your face.

You rushed out of stage as people stared in complete shock. Their faces turning blue at the onslaught of crazy noises coming from the big screen. You didn't look back as you rushed into the blonds dressing room pating and settling yourself onto the large couch in an effort to calm your frazzled nerves.

You grumbled as your small heaven phone ping over rand over signifying floof was trying to call you. Your grumble and lace the device over to your ear sweat dropping as you spoke "heeeyyy floor um * clears throat* so crazy story the debuts date has been moved,yeah sorry" the little phone shakes sadly as the little bunny rabbits voice pipes up slightly muffled Through the phone "oh really that's to bad keep me posted though, I'm sure everyone wouldn't miss it for the world"

Your eyes slightly shift to the commotion outside only growing louder and louder, you clear you're throat once more, you're voice coming out with a nervous quiver "yeaaahh totally totally"

once the (h/c) haired girl finlly steped uo still in shcok is when mick the asisteant finally decided to put and en ti the down right explisit not even the dark crevises of the intenete woul be showing this an thats sayin alot

"what the fuck ! put it back on ! sriosl some rall good cinamatic angles come uo after this you aing gonna wanna miss this " the interns and pencil pushers faces nevr shotped being that deep blue hue then finally mick soke uo hands shaking the little pink BHS ll over the blonds face

"what the hel where you een thinking! my god boxer were you even thibnking at all ?!"the man practivally spits shaking the little pink blond all in the blinds face

"Betty's Johnson's your debut film is down right Porn! You made a sex tape!

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The blind then screams out in shock as mick just slightly deflated" wait so it was hys direct to video ? Psh kk wonder I haven't won an Oscar yet"

The teo went back and for for a little while. Asking if it wasn't good then what was he saying g yadda yadda but the blond was clearly not getting the big por cute about his first "big picture"

The teo were practically butting heads at this point
"That's not the point !"

"What da fuck is the point then" their yelling sech is then interrupting by little chuck yelling as in a sour to sabe his tea stoking pours scolding hot water in the little critters tounge calling atencion back tk him
"The point is yoi have three brain cells a their all fighting for you atencion in that dessert yoi call a head !"

The goth stack seeet in his llave as he scolds his jrther wile angrily munching in the sweet "why would you play your graphic gord porno to our movie premier yoi ego center douche, now it now it all anyone can think about

Mick slid behind the completely dumbfounded blind as he slightly simpatheticsly slif behind him tk whisper in his ear "hate to be the ine ti pretend and hate tk be the ine ti ti brake it to you but leaking dex tapes is know as career suicide"

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No lore Bikini babes

No lore back lot foto shoot with victoras answer models

Nothin not

Nada

"NOOOOOO!!!"

The bling rocks back and forth in his seat looking as pale as a cartoony ghost " god I hate it here"

The goth boy besides him is anything it empathetic as he continues to scroll mindlessly on his phone the other one holding a lollipop to his lips " I know why don't you go shoplift it might take the edge off, plus if you're doing the world fastest career fall speed run it couldn't hurt"

The blond suddenly blink cartoonishly "hold the ball sack!" He quickly snatches up the little pink VHS as he inserts it perfectly into chucks mouth with a click, it quickly slides in with a click, one in position the blob quickly grabs the small zippers face using its teeth to crush the tape into itty bitty little pieces

Y/n yells out in surprise as the little gremlin swallows it boxer simply then leet him drop from his him as the zipper lets out a burp, the arch angel making a dash to fetch the little dog as his little body nearly hits the Coffe counters corner

She ares up at the blond holding the zipper close the blond none the wiser as he wipes and claps his had clear of the "dust" "fuck it the hole sitch never happened" he then does the same shirt and hair flip as he give a "charming smile " as he stickes a relaxed pose "that was easier then I thought it would be"

The entire crews behind the couch juts look shocked and worried the blond boy unaware as he giddily boats to him self " I do adore happy endings"

"Is...is he serious" the girl dramatically sighs as her knees finally give out from worry and exhaustion, her body practically flopping to the couch, the little zipper in her arms make a confused sound as he turn his little body to face her dizzy looking face

Pale black painted hand crack the over sugared fancy coffee cup they were holding as they speak up

"You stupid constipation!"

The blond turn unimpressed yet confused at his brother "hah?"

The goth boy again didn't even look at the blond, but his anger ever so clear the broken fine china prices lateraling the Coffey counter, honey koneko tight the other one grasping the phone he was holding, as his eye angrily twitches "that was one copy !somekne alredy out that shit in the internet!can you imagine fucking that hag in HD ? Or better yet how's blue ray sound to you ?"
He slams the heaven phone done kn the table with a slam making a dent in the wood as he stand angrily "DAM IT"

He get all in his brother face as the bond scowl and back up a little bit as his brother jabs a finger at the blinds chest "How stupid can you be" he begins mocking at his empty noggin "god jusy did not design you for thinking did he ?" He was Joe practicalu "examining the blond head as he picked his forehead " other that or the put your brain in your dick"

This finally got the blond to small as he shoved his brother away, the goth not even faltering as he steadies his footing standing off effortlessly "I dint
know what the f you're trying to say but I know it reeks of ass hole ass hole !"

As the blond throws his tantrum skme the pencil pushed jusy slooolly slid on out of there as the teo fight "why don't you jusy admit your jealous it kill you to see my killer ohysicaue there chiseled in the jig screen ! "

No need to clean up my cre Will- what the fuh

The door slowly closes with a click

Maybe they don't want their careers to sing as low as yours, send me some post cards from hazbin city

The the goth looks upset now standing in what would've been the tittle card for their hit movie in the big screen with an angry pout

I mean who would give up por for a legitamite movie career

As boxer is in the side lines cackling socks just rolls his eyes at him as he scoffs " you wouldn't know good advertising if it fucked you" as boxer Wheezed out "oh yeah and while it's fucking me can you serve some of those juicy eclairs" he suggested with a cheshire grin tears of joy practically spilling form his eyes as he stars laughing once again "you both are unbelievable" the (h/c) girl sighs rubbing tiredly at her face as boxer comes up te her and pinched at her cheek as she whined out in protest "oh come on sweets you can't tell me you dint like this whole fake fad we're going through" he boasted as he then quickly moved his hand away as she swated it away from her face "even you can't deny you looked yummy in this getup~" he cooed as he quite literally out of thin air pulled out her skimpy dress she wore in their previous film

"Where did you even get that ?!" She Asked indignantly

"I wouldn't touch it, shits probably crusty thanks to him" said socks unhelpfuly

She stood up her feet stomping the ground loudly as she stared at the blond with a cold hard glare, in the months she had been staying with the angels she had grown accustomed to their mood swings and bratty behavior but she was at her limit

"Maybe you should just admit you got conned by some weirdo director into making some nasty porno" she yelled

Boxer stood up as well even swearing his shoulders a bit as he stood taller than her by maybe a head or Teo "maybe you should admit your jealous sweety" he crooned mockingly

The stilled of the atmosphere practically cracked
"Excuse me ?"

"You heard me I know it's hard to accept you wish it was you instead of these girls in the videos making me feel so good sweetums"

sell more toys make it just like a toy car with my face on it

with a huff he put the bite of pudding into his mouth, his demenor almost emidietly going into a compleat one 80 as his eyesfill with heart and his cheeck gro pink

remember that lame ass comercil you did

i thought it was cute

cute isnt the word i think he wanted to describe you work

he pelted a guy with a bgel

i cant belive i sghned a contract with someone to sell those plane atroceties why give the sugerles option hey atleast your prefume ad was something

and ive only gone to jail once, im setting rdcords baby

wed like to welcome you all

thank you so much for coming tonight

weve all ben looking forwerd to this day

where as the normal crowed plitely cheer every goth,lolitaalt kid in the room screame bloody murder

somesay we do it only for the money but its only partly true, we doit for you guys

and the music aparently a song very near dear to our velobed sstar heart ranking top on the charts everywhere peole trying to decipher itr meaning

and as a bonus this marks boxer n screem debue

this is number two you dick

aint it arty all that black and white and flashing of imagery with whoever cares the fucking meaning

your first filmwas a glorified artsy horror porno

what so it wne tstraight to video ?! you serius

no wonder i never saw a dime or an oscer for that performance for that matter

jessus god just didnt create you for thinking did he ,ether that or he put your brain in your dick ''

jesus fucking uhg!

do you two have any ideao how anxiety enducing this situcion is without you to yelling

boxer sock corners now

hes

imnot

both of you to corners of the room now !

what did i say

adn there they go again

as you pulled him down by hs ears as his eyes now relaxed gazing at his ticke ofbrother

as boxer continued to make muchy kissy faces all sock could do ws groan

what are you serius your selling this masterpice for two dollar my ass is worth way more then that

him now smiling at the sight of y?n lifting up her mood as she eagly bite on a candy apple and taking a pick infornt of the statue of liberty

all on locker could hear the horny desplay from the tippy top coming fro boxer and his darksinded temptres

the three of them taking in the sun on a cruise ship as a chubby cuck lies next to them on a separate recliner

they cought the last guy in the middle of it

we se an eschimo caught right in the middle of it as he was watching it rubbing his nose

call ti

do it now