"Thanks Gukk, I owe you one."

"Yeah you do hyung. Why'd you have to leave early anygay?"

"I have to do something."

"Do what?"

A pause.

"Jimin."

"Hyung! Gross!"

"You asked."

Jeongguk grimaced in disgust at the images that now flooded his mind, images of a certain mint-haired boy and his smol pink-haired boyfriend in very...compromising positions.

Yoongi laughed from the other end of the line."It's our six month anniversary, Jeongguk. I'm going to make it special for my Minnie."

Jeongguk smiled at the pure adoration in his best friend's voice, something quite rare." Yeah okay, hyung. I'll finish entering your files too. Have fun!"

"Thanks again, Gukk."

Jeongguk put down the phone and drank up his coffee, before diving into the double stack of work with a grim determination, fingers typing away furiously on the keyboard.

It seemed hours later that he finally entered the last file into the computer and wrapped up. He checked the time and saw that it had indeed been hours; the time on his phone screen now showed 11:28 pm.

Holy shit, my ass is probably squashed flat from sitting too long.

He slumped back in his chair, groaning at the mere thought of the five minute walk to his apartment. His legs that were tingling painfully with pins and needles seemingly supported that thought, so he unlocked his phone and clicked on a contact.

His finger hovered uncertainty over it for a moment because should I disturb him? Maybe he's asleep...

But in the end, his laziness won over and he pressed call.

Whatever, he signed up for this shit when he agreed to be my boyfriend.

And I kinda miss him.

A lot.

****

Taehyung was rudely awoken from his pleasant gucci dreams by the sound of his phone blaring a screeching sound into his ear. He blinked slowly, his disoriented brain registering the fact that it was Hoseok's idea to set a loud ringtone that he would hear from even a mile away aka, him screaming his lungs out.

It works all right, Hobi.

He squinted at the bright light coming from the screen, his sleepy eyes barely able to make out the name of whoever was calling him.

" Kookie🍆🍑💦 calling"

Taehyung instantly went on full alert mode, almost banging his head on the headboard in the process of sitting upright and trying to get out of his sleepy state.

"Jeongguk? What the hell? It's literally midnight!"

"Sorry, were you sleeping?"

"No, I was skydiving."

A pause.

"What?"

"Sarcasm, Gukk."

"Oh. I knew that."

Another pause.

"Well?"

"Well what?"

"Why are you calling me at midnight, idiot?"

"Oh, right. Tae, can you come get me?I'm cold."

Taehyung frowned, worry seeping into his previously annoyed voice. Is he drunk?

"Baby, where the hell are you?"

"At the office. I had some extra work and now I'm too tired to walk to my apartment. Can you please take me home?"

"Why don't you just call a taxi?"

Yet another pause. A long one this time.

"I kinda wanted to see you..."

It was a soft murmur, barely audible, but amazingly, Taehyung caught it. It was even more amazing how those quiet words had him melting into a soft puddle and smiling brightly in the darkness as his stomach raced with butterflies, all because of a certain precious boy who was currently rambling about how he would just walk home and how Taehyung didn't need to worry.

"Hey, hey," Taehyung said into the phone, talking over the other's nervous ramblings." I'm sorry baby. I'm coming to get you. Just stay inside and safe, okay?"

He put down the phone and dressed quickly, throwing on the warmest clothes he could find, not forgetting to grab a jacket for Jeongguk as well. He's probably the only person I'd get out of bed for at midnight in this cold , he thought as he locked the door and jumped into his car, shivering a little at the cold breeze.

Ten minutes later, he was entering the white building into a well-lit waiting area. Jeongguk was slouched on a couch, his head lolling towards his chest, obviously fast asleep. There was an empty coffee cup next to him, and Taehyung laughed internally at the fact that no amount of caffeine could challenge the legendary Jeon's hibernation.

He gently shook his sleeping beauty by the shoulder, an action that only caused him to snuggle into Taehyung's palm that was placed on his cheek. Taehyung cooed and instead picked him up into his arms, hooking his legs around his waist and feeling him bury his head in the crook of his neck. Jeongguk hummed quietly, raising his head long enough to identify who Taehyung was with bleary eyes, before promptly snuggling back into his neck, tickling the older with his hot breaths.

Taehyung was about to walk out when he noticed a bunch of keys on the reception desk. Feeling that the office should probably be locked, he picked them up and turned off the light, before locking the door behind him and carefully carrying Jeongguk to the car parked a few feet away.

Jeongguk involuntarily shivered at the change in temperature, clutching onto Taehyung's jacket and wrapping his arms firmly around his neck, desperate for more warmth. He felt himself being set down and strapped with a seatbelt, a pair of warm lips coming in contact briefly with his forehead and a hand carding through his hair gently, before he dozed off again.

Taehyung drove them as fast as he could, avoiding any speed bumps that might jostle his sleeping boyfriend. He stopped the car in front of his own house, scooping Jeongguk into his arms again, opening the doors and taking off their shoes, before making his way to his room.

He took off Jeongguk's jeans and t-shirt, before undressing himself and tucking them both snugly into bed. He moved closer to Jeongguk so that their heads were on the same pillow, foreheads touching and warm breaths mingling. Taehyung couldn't help but stare in awe at how pretty Jeongguk was.

His cheek was smushed into the pillow, his eyes slightly wrinkled because of it and his soft messy black hair was falling onto his forehead, highlighting his pale skin and all his moles and freckles. His chapped lips were parted and his two bunny teeth poked out, along with a slight trace of drool from the corner of his lips.

So perfect.

He was beautiful.

Taehyung couldn't help but lean forwards and kiss his pretty boy on the lips, slightly shocked when he got a response. He pulled away to see Jeongguk looking at him with half-closed eyes and a soft smile. Jeongguk pecked him on the lips again before burrowing down under the blankets and resting his head under Taehyung's chin, wrapping his arms tightly around the older.

"Thanks for ways keeping me warm, Taebae. I love you."

Taehyung buried his head into his boyfriend's hair, hiding his pathetically whipped grin, while simultaneously wrapping his arms around Jeongguk's waist."I love you too, baby. Sleep well."

As the two lovers lay there in the comfortable silence of the room, tangled in each other's arms, they were both wondering how they got so lucky to have the other with them, intertwining their fingers under the sheets as a silent promise to never let go.

Before Jeongguk sneezed so violently that Taehyung fell off the bed.

"Jeongguk!"

A sniffle.

"What? I've got a cold, dammit!"

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Welp

Hope someone enjoyed my lame ass attempt at humour

Also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAETAE

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

I HOPE YOU STAY HEALTHY AND HAPPY THIS COMING YEAR

I HOPE JUNGKOOK GIVES YOU A GOOD BDAY GIFT *wInK wINK*

I HOPE YOU AND ALL OF BANGTAN GET ALL OF THE LOVE AND APPRECIATION AND HAPPINESS YOU ANGELS DESERVE

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I HOPE YOU AND JUNGKOOK COME OUT WITHOUT ANY COMPLICATIONS

I PURPLE YOU SO MUCH YOU WEIRD PRECIOUS BABY

FEAST YOUR EYES

MY MAN BE LOOKIN LIKE A SEVEN COURSE MEAL

THAT SMILE CAN REWAKE THE DEAD

OUR PRECIOUS WEIRDO

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