"Peanuts!": someone talking.
'Peanuts!': someone thinking.
"Peanuts!": Anya and (Y/n) speaking in sync.
*𖦹peanuts!𖦹*: someone's thoughts being read.
[Peanuts]: Narrator speaking.

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Chapter 1: OPERATION STRIX

(Y/n) and Anya played with their dolls on the ground. (Y/n) yawned. "Im sleepy!"

Anya shook her slightly to keep her awake. "Noo! It's still morning!"

"I'm bored!"

"If you fall asleep, I won't share any of my peanuts with you!"

"Eh?! How cruel!"

"Hey, Anya. (Y/n)." A voice called them. It was the old drunken man.

Anya and (Y/n) turned their attention to him.

"They're the smartest we've got." The man says to another guy who stood behind him. He was much younger and taller with blonde hair and stern, piercing blue eyes.

"They don't talk much to the others. Only towards each other."

'They're creepy, disgusting little brats..' The old man thought. 'I'd be thrilled to get them out of my hair.'

"Go on. Say Hello."

At this point, (Y/n) was wide awake. Anya and (Y/n) stood up as they looked at the blonde haired man.

"Er...pardon me." The man spoke. "Twins? Not what I expected.. but it seems like I have no other choice.'

**𖦹If I recall, the earliest age students can enter Eden college is six.𖦹** he thought. **They definitely look no older than four or five.**

"Six." Anya answered. "We're six!"

"You're six years old?" The old man questioned. He could have sworn that they were...

"But they're so small..."

(Y/n) copied Anya and stood on her tippi-toes to make herself look taller.

She got an idea and picked up a  crossword puzzle newspaper to show the adults. Anya followed.

"You go first." (Y/n) said to Anya, giving her the pencil. Anya nodded and sat down at the little table whilst (Y/n) stepped away so it wouldn't look like they  were cheating by helping each other. They wanted to prove that they could do this on their own.

'Crossword puzzle..it's probably too difficult for a child.' The man thought as he walked towards the small table to inspect Anya. 'Of course, for myself, it's mere child's play.'

'One down is Homeostasis.'

'Across is "causal closure" '

'Below that is "symplectomorphism."

Anya wrote all of those words down and once she finished, she showed the blonde man who stared slightly shocked.

'She completed it? Seriously? Such an unbelievable intellect.' The man then turned his attention towards (Y/n).

"What about you?"

Anya stood up and flipped the page over. (Y/n) pointed to what page she would be doing and showed the man.

"Hm?"

'Another crossword puzzle?' He inspected the page. 'This one has more words compared to the other."

'The top immediately being Photosynthesis.'

'Across being Revolutionary.'

'Below that is diagram..'

'..and Revolve.'

'How strange...those words don't fit in the same category. No matter.'

"Ta da!" (Y/n) showed him the completed puzzle.

'Very impressive! Considering this, they should have no problem passing the entrance exam.'

The man straightened up and smiled, turning his head towards the old man.

"I'll take them."

Anya picked up her doll as (Y/n) ran to her side.

"As for the paperwork...-"

"Don't worry about that. Just take them already."

'My mission to end up with a child— no- children is a success.'

'Everything's going so well that it's making me nervous.'

"Are you okay with this?"

'A spy...mission...so exciting!!' The girls thought.

*Waka wak*

[These little girl's happen to both be telepaths. Test subjects 007 and 008. They possess the ability to read people's minds. They were unintentionally created in an experiment by a certain organization and later fled the facility. They have been wondering around looking for someone to take care of them.]

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"Now, listen, little girls."

"Anya."

"(Y/n)."

"Now listen, Anya and (Y/n). Starting today, you two will be my daughters. But if anyone asks, you both were always my daughters, got it?"

"Yep/yes"

"Make sure you address me as "Father"."

"Papa!" Anya smiled.

"Yes, Papa!" (Y/n) added.

"Very well."

Upon walking up the steps, they were halted by a kind old lady who was walking down the flight of steps.

"We'll, aren't you two a couple of cute little girls? Hello there." The woman greeted.

The man, who's actual name is Loid Forger, took his hat off to appropriately greet the elder. "We're the Forgers. We just moved in today."

"I am Anya and this is my sister, (Y/n). We have been Papa's children for a very long time." Anya greeted.

"Yeah!" (Y/n) nodded.

The elder woman stared at the kids, confused.

"That wasn't necessary." Loid spoke. "Come on. Let's go inside."

Entering the house, Loid turned on the lights as (Y/n) and Anya ran in.

"Is this (Y/n) and Anya's house?" Anya asked.

"Yes."

"A TV!!" Anya stood in front of a box tv that was surrounded by books and other house items.

"Ooh! Turn it on! Turn it on!" (Y/n) said.

Loid sighed as he took off his gloves. "Go ahead. Turn it on."

"Okay!" Anya turned one of the little buttons on the tv, turning it on to a random channel.

"—Spy Wars!, an adventure cartoon!" Said a voice from the Television show.

Anya turned around to face Loid. "I like this show." She said to him before turning her attention to the tv again to watch. (Y/n) sat next to her on the rug to also watch.

Loid stood behind them a watched.

'Of all things...a gun with a silencer?'

"So exciting!"

"Yeah!"

'First, I'll have to get her everything we'll need. And I'll have to forge and ID for them.'

"I'm going out for a bit. Just sit there and watch your show."

"An adventure!"

"Take us with you!"

Loid stumbled around as the two pinkettes grabbed each of his legs. "I'm not going on an adventure. I'm just going shopping!"

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He eventually gave up and took the girls with him.

"I want a pistol with a silencer!"

"Me too!"

"Sure. Maybe we can find one on sale." Loid said casually.

'To be a master spy, one must act normal and never draw attention to themselves. We must do everything we can to look like an ordinary family.'

"Papa! Save us!" Loid heard Anya yell. He turned his attention to see the twins spinning in circles between a group of people.

"I'm getting dizzy! I might throw up..." (Y/n)'s eyes turned into swirls as she stumbled around.

'Must you draw attention to yourselves..?' Loid was about to get them but stopped as he saw a lady help lead the girls out of the crowd.

"Now, now. You need to make sure you hold these little ones' hands. Here." She smiled before going on her way.

. . .

Loid walked as he held Anya's hand and had her other hand in (Y/n)'s.

(Y/n) was silent and blushing mess.

"What's wrong with (Y/n)?" Loid asked Anya.

Just a few seconds before they started walking, when Loid held Anya's hand, he tried to also hold (Y/n)'s hand but jumped and hid behind Anya.

"(Y/n) is shy. She never held anyone's hand before except mine. So she gets extremely nervous when she holds hands with people."

"I see.."

'**Having one hand tied up will make it difficult to to prepare for an enemy ambush. If it was both then I'd be completely defenseless. But no matter..'**

'An enemy?!' Anya thought as she made a terrified expression. She let go of Lois's hand and ran ahead.

"Huh? What's wrong?" (Y/n) asked. Anya looked around before bringing (Y/n) with her to hide.

"What are we hiding from?" (Y/n) whispered.

"An Enemy!" Anya covered her head.

"What are you doing?" Loid asked.

"We're hiding!"

. . . .

'Did I do anything to make them want to hide from me? Perhaps I held Anya's hand too early. Does she hate me? This isn't good.'

'What's going on?' (Y/n) thought.

**'I need to maintain a good relationship with her until the end of the mission..'
'I must know more about these creatures.It's basic diplomacy.'
'Understanding the other party is the first step towards peace.'**

'Understanding us will lead to world peace?!' Anya and (Y/n) thought.

They stood up. (Y/n) was the first to speak. "We like peanuts! we don't like carrots."

"But I really like crispy bacon from bakenries!" Anya said.

"Even though I prefer (F/F) from there." [Favorite Food]

Loid turned his head and noticed a bakery sign nearby. "That's a "Bakery". They do not sell bacon or (F/F)."

He watched as the girls blushed in embarrassment.

. . . .

"We'd like this, please." Anya said as she handed the man selling the 'Spy Wars' show posters a coin.

"That costs one dalc. You can't buy it with a ten-pent coin."

"Huh?" Anya blushed. (Y/n) stood there and quietly read his thoughts.

**'Are these girls actually stupid?' Was the crossword puzzle's a fluke? Maybe I can still go back and get another child—'**

?!?!

Anya was distraught and was starting to cry. "Pwease don't get rid of us!" Anya said a bit too loudly which caught the attention of nearby people.

"Huh? What's gotten into you?!"

"Please! We're a good bargain!" (Y/n) joined in.

"What a terrible parent." Someone from the crowd whispered. Others started to whisper as well.

Loid face-palmed in defeat. "What do I do?"

"I'll buy you both some peanuts! Just stop crying!"

The girls immediately stopped crying. "Peanuts!"

. . . . . .

Loid walked in silence while carrying a paper bag of stuff and a big bag of peanuts.

"Papa. I'm tired." Anya mumbled "I can't walk anymore.."

"What?"

Loid ended up carrying Anya as well.
He looked at (Y/n).

"Are you also Tired?" (Y/n) shook her head.

"Nope."

"Hm."

'...This isn't working..I just don't understand.' This irrational behavior. I need some manuals to help me understand it.'

. . . .

(Y/n) fell asleep as soon as they stepped foot in the house so Loid tucked them both in to bed.

He sat on the sofa and started to read a book. "ChildRearing"

"The key to raising a child is trust." He flipped through the pages. "Rather than scolding them, try to understand things from their perspective." He read.

"Children are not very good at putting how they're feeling into words, so try to understand them more."

. . .
"So no interrogation them, then?" He questioned to himself.

He searched through other books.

"Do the parents of the world...normally carry out such difficult missions all the time?

"Nurture their self-esteem to give them a better future, by given them the ability to think for themselves, they're future"...

"..."

"As soon as I'm done with this mission, I'm sending them back to the orphanage."

"That's the extent of our relationship."

(Okay! I'm gonna end it here as the chapter was getting too long even though we're not half way through the first episode yet. But this is what I have for now- next chapter will be the other half of the episode.)

(So yeah that's all. Stay tuned!)

(Also!! Let it be known that most of the italics are Loids thoughts and if you see a "**" then that's his thoughts being read by (Y/n) and/or Anya)

Okay that's all! :)