✧Not much had changed but they live underwater.

✧This is why i don't socialize.

✧Knock, Knock! Get the door it's depression.

✧What the hell- I'm in hell.

✧Where's my epic background music?? >:/

✧I'm running on spite and fury.

✧I'm ready to fight god.. OR BECOME HIM!

✧Hey guys i'm really trying.

✧The first time i kinda believed.

✧The five stages of grief: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Sarcasm and acceptance.

✧ Midnight coffee race.

✧ The shaqulie O'Neal of lying.

✧ Smash mouth.

✧ T is for trauma.

✧ Karma Chamilion.

✧ Oh my god they were roomates.

✧ Top 10 anime betrayls.

✧ It's Wednesday by dudes.

✧ I can't believe you've done this-

✧ Hey one question: What the hell!?

✧ Now would be a good time to be anyone but me.

✧ I'M CALLING THE POLICE.

✧ How to be a failure 101

✧ The good, The bad and the okay i guess.

✧The second big bang.

✧ I'm a tree now.

✧ Alice in zombieland.

✧ Ask and you shall receive... sometime next year.

✧ Satan or Santa?

✧ Howdy do fellow kids?

✧ The boys are here

✧ Being selfish feat. My embarrassed friends.

✧ Possession or obsession?

✧ Can't wait to tell this story to my grandchildren.

✧ I don't like this

✧ I'm trying but they're hot

✧ The circle of idiots

✧ Thanks! ..I hate it.

✧ My icy heart! It's melting!

✧ It may be stupid but at least nobody can call me a wuss.

✧ That was a lot easier than expected.

✧ How was my innocent  mind supposed to know that?

✧ Funny story (ben drowned).

✧ I'll go down in history as the words biggest idiot.

✧ The fellowship of the thing.

✧ At least there's a dog.

✧ I came, I saw, I left.

✧ A paycheck's a paycheck.

✧ I'm not gay.. But $50 is $50..

✧ And then i didn't

✧ Boy, That sure was weird.

✧Interesting concept but poor execution.

✧ You should've seen their face.

✧ I defied death for this!

✧ There's something hilarious about  ____.

✧ Pasta La Vista.

✧ It's me, I'm the April fool.

✧ Terrifying.. I love it.

✧ Ironically alive.

✧ [Character Name] and the Fortress of Trust Issues.

✧ Killed for sport.

✧ I need validation but also nobody to know me.

✧ Previously on: Chaotic stupid.

✧ Scully, You're not gonna believe this..

✧ Capri sun captain.

✧ Cool, I'm outta here.

✧ Cool, cool, cool, cool

✧ All i do is where cool outfits, Tell jokes and hide my depression.

✧ Is that a coping mechanism?

✧ Who invited the flock of seagulls.

✧ Power move: No skill needed, Just be amused by confusion.

✧ Is this a cutscene?

✧ Welcome to the trash house.

✧ Item: Doubt.

✧ Confrontation scares me-

✧ I live for destruction.

✧ Chapter 1: Yes, I'm rewriting everything.

✧ I wasn't prepared for parenthood.

✧ I regret everything.

✧ *The pink panther theme song*

✧ The dark side of ambition.

✧ Patting my own shoulder.

✧ I'm going to make this weird.

✧ Ability acquired: Existential crisis.

✧ Level up.

✧ Begrudgingly saving the world.

✧ Why, what now-

✧ This is everything i ever wanted.

✧ The gods hate me, I don't know why.

✧ U know exactly what i'm doing (no i don't).

✧ Which circle of hell are we in now?

✧ In which my brother's cat tries to kill us.

✧ Meeting a giant ____

✧ In which we almost die - again

✧ In which! We need serious help..

✧ In which; the houseplants try to eat us.

✧ We accidentally summon a demon

✧ Apparently, Demons like cheesecake.

✧ Wednesday's are the worst.

✧ In which giant turtles are giant Assholes.

✧ Our living room becomes a game of jumanji.

✧ In which; Fictional characters come to life.

✧ We babysit for a ____(goddess)

✧ We get lost in the attic.

✧ Exploring abandoned shit because that's totally safe.

✧ Okay.. But are they hot?

✧ Grumpy beginnings.

✧ You won't believe this false hope.

✧ Hallelujah, My ass.

✧ Why couldn't it be Mini Golf?

✧ I wish i was an 19 centry immigrant confusing the french with my excellent cross dressing.

✧ Two birds, No stone.. Please don't kill me my birds.

✧ The endless darkness and mystery of the ocean is becoming a bit tempting to dive into now.

✧ The sun can fuck right off.

✧ So maybe i'm not okay.

✧ Cupid screwed up.

✧ Error: Fucks not found.

✧ I may have killed a guy..

✧ WHY DO I DO THIS?!

✧ Finally, I can be the Comedian i've always dreamed to be .

✧ I cheated death and he wants a divorce.

✧ No touchy please.

✧ Feel my wrath and extreme self-doubt!

✧ Les i'm miserable.

✧ I can't believe it's not butt

✧ I'm trying to be serious i swear-

✧ Where's Colin Firth when i need him the most-

✧ Important information; He's not happy.

✧ Uh oh

✧ Note to self: Don't do it you son of a-

✧ You caught me singing on broadway

✧ Firecrackers and actual crackers

✧ Umbrella, Ella, Ella, EllAH

✧ Coffee times tne

✧Gingers are vampires: The story how a group of bitter vegetables stole my blood.

✧ Somebody once told me  the world was gonna kill me

✧ Paint me like one of your French girls, Cock.

✧ "Get a job"; I say, Unemployed

✧ Okay, Time to be serious.

✧ Ed Sheeran wouldn't treat me like this!

✧ Shush demons.

✧ I should've stayed in bed-

✧ Leave me alone punks

✧ Time for MURDER!

✧ Crapbag..

✧ I love my friends

✧ I met Abraham Lincoln.

✧ Best + Bitter = Better.

✧ Que the beat drop.

✧ Mic drop UwU