Just give it a try ... it'll be fun ... if you do not want to be sorted ... I understand ... I have insecurities and anxiety as well ... no pressure at all my dear subject ... but if you do want to be sorted ... here are the questions ... once you have finished ... tell me your answers and I will sort you ... into your rightful place ...

I may have took notes from a site called Pottermore ... credits to that ... any way ... it mentions Hogwarts ... what is Hogwarts ... it is the best wizard school you could ever go to ... but sadly ... it is quite impossible to get there ... only if you travel to London ... you will meet with something just like that ... I don't know the exact location ... I'm sorry ... I hope you must understand ... it's been decades since the Dark Lord times ... the Dark Lord Times ... I will teach you about that next ... so technically ... you cannot travel there ...

I am in Hufflepuff ... which ever house you will get ... I will still teach you ... house does not matter to me ... it's what's on the inside that makes you my friend ...

#1: Forest or River?

#2: Which Road Tempts You the Most?
The Wide, Sunny, Grassy Lane.
The Narrow, Dark, Lantern-Lit Alley.
The Twisting, Leaf-Strewn Path Through the Woods.
The Cobbled Street Lined With Ancient Buildings.

#3: If You Were Attending Hogwarts, Which Pet Would You Choose To Take With You?:
Tabby Cat.
Siamese Cat.
Ginger Cat.
Black Cat.
White Cat.
Tawny Owl.
Screech Owl.
Brown Owl.
Snowy Owl.
Barn Owl.
Common Toad.
Natterjack Toad.
Dragon Toad.
Harlequin Toad.
Three Toed Tree Toad.

#4: After You Have Died, What Would You Most Like People To Do When They Hear Your Name?
Miss You, but Smile.
Ask For More Stories About Your Adventures.
Think With Admiration of Your Achievements. 
I Don't Care What People Think of Me After I'm Dead; It's What They Think of Me While I'm Alive That Counts.

#5: Which Would You Rather Be?
Envied.
Imitated.
Trusted.
Praised.
Liked.
Feared.

#6: Four Boxes Are Placed Before You. Which Would You Try To Open?
The Small, Tortoiseshell Box, Embellished with Gold, Inside Which Some Small Creature Seems To Be Squeaking.
The Gleaming Jet Black Box with a Silver Lock and Key, Marked with a Mysterious Rune that You Know to Be the Mark of Merlin.
The Ornate Golden Case, Standing on Clawed Feet, Whose Inscription Warns that Both Secret Knowledge and Unbearable Temptation Lie Within.
The Small Pewter Box Unassuming and Plain, with a Scratched Message Upon it that Reads 'I Open Only For the Worthy'.

#7: Which of the Following Would You Like To Study?
Centaurs.
Goblins.
Merpeople.
Ghosts.
Vampires.
Werewolves.
Trolls.

#8: Black or White?
Black.
White.

Now ... tell me your answers ...