❝𝐒𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫, 𝐠𝐨𝐧' 𝐩𝐨𝐩 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞, 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭❞

13th May 2021, 

The Hill, BTS apartment

↳ JUNGKOOK ༉‧₊˚✧

I yawned as the sunlight hit my face through the narrow gap in the curtain and stretched- well-tried to as I realized Chaeyoung was still holding my hand. Wow, she was strong, what the hell does she eat which is making me doubt my muscles. I debated half on taking a photo so I can tease the hell out of her later or never pick this topic up again. But the almighty had different plans as I heard a click of the door being opened and Jimin hyung coming in and staring at my face.

"Did the sunrise in the west or what?" He snickered. "Why?" I questioned. "I mean Jungco- sorry Kook is awake this early." He laughed as I hushed him indicating that Chae is still asleep. He signed me to come out when I held my hand up in tears showing my condition. If she holds my wrist any longer this tight blood flow will stop and my hand will dry out. My thoughts got wrecked as I heard a click of a camera and saw Jimin hyung take a picture and run away- RAN AWAY- without even helping me. I got defeated and plopped on my bed. Minutes later Chae woke up and stretched and then finally realized she was holding my hand the whole night.

"Ahh" she screamed and let go of my hand and I being offended spoke "What, I am not a dart frog that if you touch me you will die from poison. Wow finally you let go, what you eat that you can hold that strongly, my blood flow would have stopped." "Explains why you never graduated." Chae muttered as I said, "I heard that missy!" She stuck out her tongue like some second-grader and then suddenly I remembered about Jimin-sshi.

"Umm Chaeyoung, Jimin hyung kind of took a photo of us holding us." I smiled sheepishly. "What?" she screamed as I rubbed my ear. "Okay, so we take his phone and delete that photo and if that doesn't happen within today, we bribe him." She said as I nodded rapidly to her plan and sprinted to the bathroom to change.

We went outside and saw Jimin hyung smirking at us as Chae just rolled her eyes at him. The 94 liners were giggling like children while looking at their hyungs who were glaring back at them. "Look, my ships came true- Yoonjin and Namseok-"Chae whispered wiping a fake tear from her eye. "We are stuck with the picture thing and here you are standing and shipping them." I snickered back.

"It wouldn't have even happened in the first place if you weren't so nice to me last night." Chae said and I argued back, "oh so now it is my fault." "Everything is always your fault only." "Shut it, I am the golden maknae." "Golden maknae, my as*." "Even your as* ain't that golden." "This is why I hate quarrelling with illiterate people." "How the hell am I illiterate?" "What was your GPA Jungkook?" "For the last time, I never took that subject." "There ya go."

"Yes, you are married for about twelve years now, we get it, so stop quarrelling." Lisa suddenly plopped out of nowhere as we stared at her like she is some outer world substance. "By the way, Jungkook, loving Taehyung, Jimin, Hoseok, Namjoon, Yoongi, Jin oppas in Butter MV," Lisa said. "Why are you telling me?" I asked confused. "To make it clear I never liked you, like you, or will like you because you broke someone's- "She was about to hit me but Chae stopped her, glaring at her as she pouted and went away.

"Good morning ho*s and girls." Jin hyung greeted us with a resting b*tch face- he should stop spending time with Yoongi hyung. Slowly the other members came out and we ate and the girls left in the afternoon. We all sat on the couch except Yoongi and Jin hyung and opened Netflix. "Where are the two old dummies?" Namjoon hyung asked. "Genius Lab" Hoseok hyung replied scrolling and laughing at our memes on Instagram. "No way" Namjoon hyung gushed and Hoseok hyung grinned.

"Again an inside joke we aren't getting." Jimin hyung sighed and I suddenly remembered- the photo. Suddenly two notifications popped up on my phone.

NON-STOP NOTIFICATIONS

Baby J: Look at the beautiful morning Jeon was having.

Food is mood: YOU HAD ONE F*CKING JOB.

Gucci is life, not LV: O M G . . . . .

3 buttons open: *this user is in afterlife*

Genius Lab

"Stupid notifications!" Yoongi muttered before shutting his phone. "You did not bring me here to give a song, did you?" Jin asked. "No, nope, not at all." Yoongi smiled, "I just want to ask how to be romantic?" "Why?" Jin asked. "Just tell me and I will feed you in various restaurants for a week." "So what do you want to know specifics," Jin said. "Hehe, umm how can I kiss someone surprisingly?" Yoongi innocently looked at his hyung. "Oh, that's so easy. You put your hands around the waist, pull the body towards you and hover over, and then place your lips." Jin explained. "Hyung I know those actions please."

Jin got up from his chair and signalled Yoongi to do the same. "You will do the things I am doing. Ok?" He asked. "Yes Sir!" Yoongi said before smiling his gummy smile. Jin suddenly pulled Yoongi by his hand, wrapped his hands around his waist, held his neck, and tilted his head, but all was disrupted by a sudden picture click. Jin got startled and left Yoongi who fell on the ground hurting his bum and they both saw Jennie standing there biting her lips hard to not laugh.

"No Jennie I swear it is nothing like- Jennie" Yoongi screamed as he saw the three years younger girl sprinting down the hallway screaming, "Yoongi and Seokjin under a roof called tree, KISSING......."

"No, sh*t Sherlock!" Jin ran after her followed by a stumbling Yoongi whose bum was badly hurt. "Don't you know how to lock a door?" Seokjin grabbed Yoongi by his collar. "I guess I forgot." Yoongi laughed nervously before they again ran after Jennie.

I am debating on whether to stop this book because I hardly get comments and also therefore I get no motivation to write.