Yeah so just as the title says XD I just really need to get this off my mind because usually I forget dreams and what happened in them the moment I wake up

Not today though, it's stuck in my mind and I'm so confused.

I had my first sexual dream last night and it wasn't what you think like

Oh kinky Teddy dreaming about the dirty hm (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

No

Instead it started off as a dream I had to escape this trickster [He was either the Grinch, Count Olaf or someone else XD you get the point it was a Jim Carrey character]

Anyways he had me and a guy in this maze that we had to solve and get through and be quick enough to get past tons of knives and meat cleavers and such. So we accomplished it [This random guy I have no clue I've never seen him before in my life.]

Then the guy said that we could only escape alive if we did something to prove we were willing to do anything to live.

Then my dream switched up and the guy said that we get one wish to escape.

So I ended up putting the two requirements together and this is what came out

"I want to have sex with _Forgot his name__ and we want private. No watching"

XD like wtf Teddy of all things to do you choose a random ass guy?

But it doesn't end there oh no

Apparently the guy and I were a thing and we were like really in love and we're unsure about sealing the deal or even kissing XD

So he gave us a bed and we stripped down XD for some reason we were laughing finding it funny that our pants were on so tight that they wouldn't come off so I had to help him and we ended up having like the same types of outfits on?

Then we were nakey and ready to pankey but some random ass people just kept coming in and talking to us like my teachers? XD

So once they were done I turned to him and we kissed

Now usually that's all my dreams ever go like no I'm not naked in other dreams I'm always dressed but the main goals of my dreams are usually kissing whoever and getting together.

No no, we went into a full make out session and I felt so happy and I felt like I actually was in love with him. Like I didn't want it to ever end.

Then it was like we was over me and we were about to start when I woke up

I felt so sad when I woke up because I forgot his name and didn't have him by me.

And the guy was the opposite of what I'm usually attracted too XD

His freckles though...they looked so good and his eyes *^*

Why can't I have my imaginary man! He was so perfect for me and I love him so much...

Now I'm sad because I'm alone again T-T