Okay; guys, this is going to be an overshare like a random "why tho?😃" over share.. but i feel accomplished and also had a mini breakdown so yay!

AHEM!!!!

I took the FATTEST shit 🙏 like- I actually had to time myself and I took legit a fucking hour or so to take this shit omg—

My ass burns 😭

LIKE BITCH PLEASEEEEE WHY THE FUCK AM I GIVING BIRTH TO A ROCK???? WHY ARE YOU IN ONE FUCKING PIECE??? DAMN YOU WHORE

anyway. I did end up shitting that out and all is good 👍

(I would not be good at child birth, I legit was on the ends of actually calling someone because I thought if I pushed any more organs would fly out my arse🥲 and that can happen btw-)

Anyway-

My ass was bleeding 😕

It took me a solid, embarrassing long, three minutes to realise "oh! Yeah, I'm on my period"

But tbh

I might be bleeding from my arse... that ain't good if I am.. so.. uh... let's hope not 😃 yeah

Anyway. Congratulate me and my rock child.

Also damn.. I'm nearly at 100 on this fucking shit.