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"La La La" ~ RED VELVET 'russian roulette'
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"Rise and shine, fuckers" Wendy's voice ringed inside my ear. I groaned and turned my head away.

"What a nice way..." Taehyungs voice croaked out. "To, uh, wake up too..."

"Maybe it wasn't a good idea for me to shout three...." Yuri mumbles before Irene shouted over her.

"Thank god you're awake! You left us tied here for more then a day! We're currently starving to death! If your going to kidnap someone, at least feed them!"

"Or kidnap more quieter people...."

"Amen brother" Jungkook agreed with Jimin.

"Hey we can hear you!"

"Well, we're sorry for passing out and not being able to tend to your needs." I rolled my eyes.

Wendy grinned. "You're forgiven."

"This bitch-"

"Calm it, Yoongi hyung. I have a better solution...." Namjoon held up five cookies. We grinned as we force fed the ladies and they blacked out.

"Now you all return them, I'm not getting blood on my hands." Jimin stretches and sits down next to me.

If theirs one thing we got out of this, was to never trust RED VELVET with cookies ever again......

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I know this is a short chapter, but I wanted to thank all of you crackheads for reading!

This story was an experiment to see if I can pull of this type of humor and a new idea. It was like a regular story-but crack!

I always wanted to read a COMPLETE book about BTS becoming girls but their isn't any, until now!🤠🤠

My other book aren't anything like this but their still good (I hope) if you see one of my books around, give it a try, maybe you'll like it~

But for the last time, see you later wildKratts
~yoonbae